[Kuroko's Basketball] Magical Boy Dai Chihiro [Red Dai]
Chapter 7 Orthopedics?
"Qianlue, anyway, for my dear Taiga, Akashi and Dai, I will fight with you!"
Just like the opening chapter of this chapter, which is straightforward and does not give me a chance to say a word of nonsense, on September [-]st, the first day of the new semester, in the evening, Akashi and I just came out of the cafeteria when we suddenly saw a handsome second-year student Go straight to the point and stop in front of us.
"Your 'fight' means you want to fight?"
Akashi crossed his arms and said with a blank expression.Taking advantage of his spare time, I quickly observed this new enemy. He has black hair, bangs that can cover his left eye, a provocative tear mole under his right eye, and a touching With a voice like the lead singer of a rock band, at first glance he is the kind of 360° handsome guy with no dead ends who is extremely eye-catching no matter where he goes.However, I have no impression of such a junior at all, not only have I never seen it, I have never even heard gossip from girls in school, it is simply unscientific!
Could it be that he just transferred from another school today?Well, that barely makes sense...
But when you first came here, you wanted to fight with us. What kind of obsession is this? !
"Of course!" Aoyou also spoke English with us, which made this junior, "If you want to fight, you have to fight in our ABO way!"
Akashi closed his eyes and sniffed: "... Judging from the smell, you are Ω, that is, shadow, right? Are you alone? You should know that there is a rule that you cannot fight when there is only shadow on one side or both sides Bar?"
"Of course I know! But because of Taiga, I don't have time to think about these trivial matters!" The handsome guy who looked very elegant shouted regardless of his appearance.Speaking of which, the word Taiga has appeared twice, what does it refer to? Tiger, tiger?Is he an animal protectionist?If that's the case, he should come to lobby Akashi for money instead of fighting us? !Then the name of the person he said?Tagore?No, no, I don't think the person in front of me is the kind of person who would fight us because of poetry and literature.So he said Japanese?Fujimura Taiga?Tohsaka Taiga?
What, it turns out that the handsome guy opposite is fighting for the girl!
Eh?No, girl? !
I, an otaku, have never talked to a three-dimensional girl in my life, and I must have never provoked a Taiga girl, so this time Akashi did it again?Well, an aristocratic young master like Akashi will get involved in men and women—
"Chihiro, don't think wildly." Akashi seemed to have penetrated my thoughts, and said lightly, "I haven't figured out who this Taiga is, anyway, the other party is just a shadow, unable to fight, we now First--"
"Wait a minute!" The handsome guy took a step forward to block us, not allowing us to leave, "I managed to catch you so quickly, if I don't deal with you here and now, Taiga will..."
"I think I made it very clear just now," Akashi was already getting entangled by this person, "You don't have light, you don't have a team, even if you want to fight again—"
"Don't worry about this. When I came to this school, I felt a lot of light breaths that didn't form a group, so I just need to pull one-ah, the one over there will do."
Following the direction of the handsome guy's finger, I saw a gigantic purple-haired student, who came out of the cafeteria with a bunch of snacks in his arms, and ate as he walked - just looking at his temperament, it might indeed be light.
"Oh, you have a good eye," Akashi raised the corners of his mouth with great interest, "You've taken a fancy to Atsushi."
"...Hey, Akashi, don't tell me you know this guy..."
"Of course I know him," Akashi's brows showed pride, "After all, he was also a member of the Age of Miracles back then—speaking of Chihiro, you should know him too, right? Everyone is on the basketball team anyway."
...Ah, I remembered it as soon as Akashi reminded me, it turned out to be that super eye-catching first-year center!
The handsome junior here also teleported in front of "Dun": "Student, do you have a partner? I mean, do you have a team partner? Sorry, my Japanese is not very good."
The purple-haired giant narrowed his eyes, looked down at the stranger in front of him, and replied lazily: "At present, I am alone."
"That's just right!" The handsome junior's eyes sparkled, "I need to challenge Akashi and the others now, can I team up with you for a while?"
"Challenge Little Chizai?" "Dun" squinted at us, obviously met an acquaintance, but he didn't even want to do something as simple as raising his hand to say hello, "No, fighting is so troublesome, and The opponent is still Little Chizai..."
"Just one game!" The handsome guy still didn't give up, "I'll give you whatever you want!"
"...Then what to eat?"
"Of course there is something to eat!" the handsome guy said excitedly, "I brought a can of pickles..."
"Eh, subtle..."
"Can't you? Then I brought sugar from America..."
"Okay, the contract is established!"
"…………"
This is the first time I have seen others sign a contract of an ordinary nature. For some reason, the whole process makes me feel a little powerless to complain.
"Atsushi is still the same," Akashi was very calm (nonsense, how long have they known each other!), "Be careful with Chihiro, Atsushi is not an easy opponent. I almost lost to him in the battle."
"!!!" Even Akashi said that!
"Haha, let me just say that finding everything is a trivial matter!" The handsome guy finally showed a bright smile that fit his appearance, "Everyone is ready, then the world view will unfold!"
Even though it was already evening, the white light that was stronger than the sun at noon still made me close my eyes involuntarily, and when I opened them again, a row of people appeared in front of my eyes, which looked like something that only existed in the era of silent movies. Explanation text——
"Taiga, the sun in my life, the fire in my soul, everything about me, everything about me." While the subtitles were playing, Akashi still chanted emotionally out of his image, "Taiga, open your mouth slightly , the tip of her tongue licked her gums, and then gently lifted it up, Taiga. When she was sucking the tip of a pen and thinking hard during the exam, she was Taiga; when she was devouring cheeseburgers at M Kee, she was Taiga; when she was sweating on the court, she was still Taiga; And in my eyes, she is forever Taiga."
If I remember correctly, his monologue was written in imitation of the beginning of a famous lolicon novel. Akashi has a voice like a first-line seiyuu, and the writing style after the handsome guy's rewriting is still passable, but I don't know why it was read out After that, I can only feel infinite nausea, cold sweats on the back, and deep self-loathing because of some problems with the maximum death penalty of three years.
The text gradually faded, and the official story kicked off. After re-adapting to the surrounding light, I found that I was sitting on a speeding train.
"I used to have a happy family." Hey, is the narration not over yet? "But with the car accident, my sister and I lost our parents, and my life has undergone tremendous changes. Thank you all. Wanting to adopt me and Taiga's relatives, I sold my parents' property and took Taiga across most of the United States to the remote and desolate Los Angeles, where we will study in the High Division of the famous magic organization Fallen Angels."
Excuseme? ?Los Angeles is a "desolate" place?Do you think I am good at science so I have no knowledge of geography?And what the hell is that "Higher Department of Fallen Angel Organization"?America's Hogwarts?
Wait, I always feel that the focus of the complaint seems to be a bit off. Before that, I suspected that I heard something more interesting...
Sister...Taiga...
Alas!
Could it be that this handsome guy's shadow is because of his sister...
"Hey, Oni-chan~~" A familiar lazy voice sounded in my ears, and I had an ominous premonition, "Do you still have food there?"
Looking at the reputation, I took a deep breath: Except for the two braids on the head and a fluffy skirt on the body, the hot-eyed guy in front of me is the original "Dun" just now, right? !Even the height and voice have not changed, can this movie be a little bit better in terms of character design! ! !
Well, considering that they are a temporary combination, that handsome guy must have done his best... Probably.
"Are you hungry so soon?" As expected of Akashi, even with such a powerful fact in front of him, he could still maintain a doting tone, "Come on, here are some delicious sticks. "
"... Thank you for your hard work, Akashi..." I used radio waves in my brain to express my heartfelt emotion to Akashi.
"It's nothing." Akashi's attitude was very understated. "Atsushi himself has always felt this way, so I don't think there is such a strong sense of disobedience."
"Really? Then you..."
... Let's deal with them alone—I was going to tell him so, but thinking that the other party was that Akashi, I abruptly cut off the signal midway.
"Oni sauce," sister Dun Ohbu Taiga looked out of the window sadly, with a /// delicious bar in her mouth and said inarticulately, "After entering school, we have to live in school, right?"
"Yeah, every student has a small single room. Considering the tuition fee, this condition is really good..."
"And you're not in the same class, are you?"
"Taiga?"
"Oni-chan..." She turned her face, with tears in the corners of her eyes, if the height was ignored, she looked really cute, "We agreed that we would not be separated, and we would always be together. "
"Taiga..." Akashi got up from his seat and hugged his younger sister, "Even if you are against time, you are against the whole world."
"……………………"
If I were in shape, my chin would probably be on the floor right now.Akashi, oh Akashi, I didn't expect you to be such a Akashi! ! !How can you be so proficient in this kind of thing!
...Of course, Akashi may just follow the script of the other handsome guy to play his own role well. If this Taiga is a little smaller, maybe I can also enter the role as quickly as him.After this episode, combined with the various performances of that guy before the war, I can now see through the other side's shadow completely - he is undoubtedly a guy who wants to have orthopedic surgery with his sister Taiga!And although I don't know the specific situation, Akashi and I seem to be stumbling blocks on his emotional path.
Hehe, I have played so many galgames and captured so many younger sisters, now I want to apply these experiences to counter-attack!
"No matter how long the journey is, there will be a moment of end." Well, I remember someone said that too many scripts next to it can't be considered a good script, "After arriving at school, we went to our own dormitories, each taking our own courses, busy. Academics, a fulfilling extracurricular life...sometimes I even forgot my feelings for Taiga - until that night."
Snapped!
In the darkness, I heard such a crisp sound, followed by a tingling pain on my face.
Eh, that's not right, I'm a shadow, without a body, I shouldn't be able to...
The light brightened, and I saw "Atsushi" [I'm sorry I couldn't recognize that huge guy as sister Taiga in this situation] half-kneeling on the bed, and under him was Akashi who was still sleeping soundly just now.There was a bright red palm print on the latter's face, it seemed that the slap was on him, and I just felt it simultaneously.
Hey, hey, not to mention the terrifying weight of that guy on Akashi's body, just that hand alone, wish it was bigger than Akashi's face, wouldn't it hurt from the beating?
Out of polite concern, I used telepathy to ask about Akashi's situation, but he not only ignored me, but also continued to act professionally: "Taiga, what's wrong with you in the middle of the night?"
"Survival strategy consultation. Come to my room."
Taiga's drawn-out ending sounds a little coquettish.I, who have been tried and tested, keenly sensed the arrival of options, so I hurriedly created a script and handed it over to Akashi.
Akashi followed Taiga ["Atsushi"] through the dark corridor and into her boudoir.After closing the door, the two sat side by side on the bed, silent for a long time, the huge Taiga shyly said: "Oni-chan..."
"What's wrong, Taiga?"
"I..." Taiga blushed, hesitating, "I..."
"Taiga, what's wrong with you?"
"I... I'm hungry!!!" After holding back for a long time, she finally shouted out loudly.
Akashi was stunned for a moment, apparently the other party's answer was beyond his expectation, but this answer did not go beyond the setting frame of my script, so he quickly reacted, smiled and said to Taiga beside him:
"Would you like to eat it now? It's midnight, and you'll grow a lot of meat after eating it."
Good job Akashi, nice catch!What this situation requires is your super adaptability!
"No, no," the two-meter-tall sister grabbed Akashi who was just over 1.7 meters and shook it back and forth, "I want to eat it~~~ Oni sauce for me~~~~"
"...Then what does Taiga want to eat?"
"Hmm," Taiga pursed her lips, scratching her cheeks with her fingers, "I want to eat delicious bars... Ah, chocolate bars are also good, and cereal bars are also fine—anyway, bars!"
I'm going, it's unreasonable!That handsome guy is so human-faced and animal-like, he asked a [let's say] girl to say some horrible lines in a serious manner!And the intention is too obvious to make people feel very scared!
"Oni-chan doesn't have that kind of food here now... How about I accompany Taiga to buy some tomorrow morning?"
"No, no, I'm going to eat now~~" Taiga tapped her little [? ] Pounding Akashi's chest, "Oni-chan's stick, Oni-chan's stick!!!"
Hey, hey, the referee made a foul, it's too much to attack the opponent's nerves with shocking words and actions! ! !
Being blind and determined, I decided to focus all my attention on the next script creation.
"Okay, I see," Akashi stood up, "Then I'll go get ready."
Pushing open the door next to the bedroom, there is a small kitchen inside. Akashi made half a dozen custard sauce puffs with ready-made flour, eggs, cream and other things.
"How?" Akashi asked, watching Taiga savor each mouthful.
"Delicious!" Taiga's eyes sparkled, "I like Oni sauce the most!"
"Really?" Akashi smiled and touched Taiga's head, "Then Oni-chan will come and make it for you every day."
"Since then, I have come over every night to make dim sum for Taiga. Slowly, I learned to make macaron tiramisu soufflé egg tart cheesecake donut strawberry daifuku yokan napoleon crisp chiffon cake tiramisu double crust Milk Chocolate Brownie Durian Mille-Feuille Cookies Waffle Crisp Crepe Sachima Egg Pudding Creme Brulee Black Forest Cake Mango Pancake Apple Pie Taro Pie Coconut Pie Donkey Roll Pea Yellow Cupcake Swiss Roll Passion Fruit Pound Cake Matcha mousse cake maple syrup with muffins and other desserts, I have reached the pinnacle of dessert making."
The pinnacle is your speech speed!Akashi, you're so quick-spoken, let's change to rakugo in the future!
"After several school meals, I successfully became one of the top ten elites of the Advanced Department of the Fallen Angel Organization, and gradually became the chief. In order to further hone my cooking skills, I decided to leave school and go to Japan's Jinyue Academy for cooking. Advanced study."
"Oni-chan, do you really want to go?" Standing at the school gate, Taiga begged bitterly.
"Hmm..." Akashi turned his head, dragging his luggage and resolutely walked forward.
"Then..." Taiga Yintang turned black, "Don't blame me for being rude! ——ha!!!!"
With a strange cry, Taiga's body emitted steam and continued to swell ///, and when the mist cleared, she was already taller than the school's wall.
... On that day, Akashi and I finally recalled the horror of being dominated by our younger sister, and the trappings we had when we were reversed.
what to do?Do you want to give Akashi a three-dimensional mobile device now?No way, there is a lot of flatness around, even if you give it to him, you won't be able to use it!What about magic?After all, they went to a magic school!Wait, Akashi didn't take classes well at all, making snacks and comparing cooking skills with others every day, right? !Not even teaching a skill that allows him to last a second at a critical moment, this is definitely a fake magic school!
So at this time, 36 counts—
"Akashi, run away!"
However, Akashi stood there without moving: "Does this mean to admit defeat, Chihiro?"
"No, at this time—"
Before I could finish my words, Akashi was picked up by the 50-meter Taiga and stuffed into his mouth.
Very good, really simple and crude Gameover.In the silence, my vision was gradually swallowed by darkness.Regarding this failure, I don't intend to make any excuses. I thought that the other party's handsome guy Ying was a sister-in-law so he would take the orthopedic route as a matter of course. I didn't expect that his goal from the beginning was to get rid of us!The mindset of an otaku really kills people...
"Well, little red boy, if the current situation happened, which side should win?"
Eh?
I rubbed my eyes and looked around, it was a closed purple-red space, Akashi was sitting in the middle, and opposite him was "Atsushi" wearing a boy's school uniform—could it be the same as the last time against Aomine? Have you entered the "Zone" of light?
"That's right, this is my zone~~" As if hearing my voice, "Dun" turned his head and smiled lazily, "I didn't like that guy's script, so I brought you here~ ~"
"You are clearly in sight of victory, there is absolutely no need for you to do this, Atsushi." Akashi's tone was filled with reproach, "Could it be that you pursue your own happiness more than losing?"
"Ah, little Chizai, don't compare me with that guy named Muji, how could I like to lose?" "Dun" pouted, "As I said just now, I will pull you into the zone It's just because of the script of the guy with unknown origin: Why do I have to eat the little Chizi who made the dim sum after eating so many delicious dim sum? Then I won't have any dim sum in the future? This The logic is so weird, isn't it?"
...It's amazing that this big boyish man can still speak logic...
"So what are you going to do now?" Akashi folded his arms across his chest, "Even if we stay in the zone, we are still in battle."
"Hmm..." "Dun" pondered for a while, then clapped his hands with a sudden realization, "Then you guys can make me another snack! I want a better snack than the ones just now! If you meet this condition, you win alright!"
Hearing those words, both Akashi and I smiled.
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"Damn it!" Back in the real world, the handsome guy knelt on the ground and thumped the concrete bricks under him, "If I had known that you were with that Akashi, I wouldn't have dragged you into someone who would turn back at any time." The guys fought!"
"...I was just in a group with Xiao Chizai." "Dun" said blankly, "Speaking of which, what about the American sugar you promised earlier?"
"Huh?! At a time like this, you still—"
"Hey, Tatsuya? Why are you here?!"
Hearing a gruff exclamation, all of us turned our eyes to the back, where stood a burly man with red and black hair and forked eyebrows (not to the extent of "Dun", of course).Seeing him, the handsome guy named Chen Ye immediately got up from the ground and rushed over.
"Taiga! I've heard about your situation, why did you get involved in such a dangerous thing as fighting the boss as soon as you came back!"
Huh, Taiga?Is this burly man?
Eh?
Eh? ? ? ! ! !
"Is this the first time Senior Dai has seen you? This is my new light—Vulcan Taiga-kun."
An unpleasant voice suddenly sounded beside me. I haven't seen the owner of this voice for some days.
"Heizi..." Slightly frowned, I turned to the right, and I saw the clump of bright blue.
"I see, '大我' is also pronounced Taiga," Akashi continued calmly, "Plus that 'Tatsuya' made Atsushi wear girl's clothes, that's why Chihiro made that mistake." A directional error..."
Hey, it's obviously a very calm analysis, how come saying it from Akashi's mouth will only deepen my sense of guilt? !
"Is it Ziyuan-kun's women's clothing?" Heizi said blankly, "I'm also a little interested."
...I didn't expect you to be such a sunspot...
"Then what is the relationship between 'Tatsuya' and Vulcan? They don't look like brothers." I tried my best to bring the topic back.
"Vulcan-kun and Himuro-san—that is, 'Tatsuya'-san—are sworn brothers. When Fire God-kun first arrived in the United States, Himuro-san approached him and taught him how to play basketball. If you don’t Believe me, look at the pair of rings hanging around their necks, it is the proof of their brothers——Aomine-kun has always been very upset about this matter."
Although I don't know why Qingfeng is mentioned here, but right, right? !Will most people take the pair of rings as proof of "brotherhood"? !The last time I saw two guys wearing pair of rings, they got married in front of a church in Barcelona!
What kind of feelings does this man named Himuro Tatsuya have for Vulcan?
"So why did you come here from the United States to fight Akashi and the others one-on-one!" Kagami held his forehead in pain.
"If I can eliminate the big ///BOSS before my big/////BOSS, my big self won't have to face him in person," Himuro said with a sweet smile, "The big me is over After fighting, we will return to the United States to live a quiet and peaceful life with us again!"
"I said that I went back to Japan because my dad's job was transferred!!! I won't go back just because I finished fighting the boss!!!"
"Ah... Is that so..." Ice Room sat down on the ground feeling lost, "I'm so stupid, really..."
"…………"
I think with the brain circuit of this ice room, maybe he really has no other intentions towards Vulcan... right?
"Chihiro," Akashi pulled me away from the chaotic scene, not interested in continuing to watch boring family ethics dramas, "About the battle just now..."
Ah... Sure enough...
"You know quite a few types of desserts."
? ? ?The focus is here? ? ?
"Ah... um..." After all, girls in light novels like to eat and make snacks.
"Since you like dim sum so much, next time I will bring you to my house for afternoon tea. I will prepare all the varieties you mentioned."
"Okay... eh?"
Although I feel that Akashi has misunderstood something, but when I think that I can drink the legendary afternoon tea like those young ladies in light novels, I /// just make mistakes like this!
The author has something to say: After watching "Luo//Li//Tower" after many years, I suddenly feel very scary...
Just like the opening chapter of this chapter, which is straightforward and does not give me a chance to say a word of nonsense, on September [-]st, the first day of the new semester, in the evening, Akashi and I just came out of the cafeteria when we suddenly saw a handsome second-year student Go straight to the point and stop in front of us.
"Your 'fight' means you want to fight?"
Akashi crossed his arms and said with a blank expression.Taking advantage of his spare time, I quickly observed this new enemy. He has black hair, bangs that can cover his left eye, a provocative tear mole under his right eye, and a touching With a voice like the lead singer of a rock band, at first glance he is the kind of 360° handsome guy with no dead ends who is extremely eye-catching no matter where he goes.However, I have no impression of such a junior at all, not only have I never seen it, I have never even heard gossip from girls in school, it is simply unscientific!
Could it be that he just transferred from another school today?Well, that barely makes sense...
But when you first came here, you wanted to fight with us. What kind of obsession is this? !
"Of course!" Aoyou also spoke English with us, which made this junior, "If you want to fight, you have to fight in our ABO way!"
Akashi closed his eyes and sniffed: "... Judging from the smell, you are Ω, that is, shadow, right? Are you alone? You should know that there is a rule that you cannot fight when there is only shadow on one side or both sides Bar?"
"Of course I know! But because of Taiga, I don't have time to think about these trivial matters!" The handsome guy who looked very elegant shouted regardless of his appearance.Speaking of which, the word Taiga has appeared twice, what does it refer to? Tiger, tiger?Is he an animal protectionist?If that's the case, he should come to lobby Akashi for money instead of fighting us? !Then the name of the person he said?Tagore?No, no, I don't think the person in front of me is the kind of person who would fight us because of poetry and literature.So he said Japanese?Fujimura Taiga?Tohsaka Taiga?
What, it turns out that the handsome guy opposite is fighting for the girl!
Eh?No, girl? !
I, an otaku, have never talked to a three-dimensional girl in my life, and I must have never provoked a Taiga girl, so this time Akashi did it again?Well, an aristocratic young master like Akashi will get involved in men and women—
"Chihiro, don't think wildly." Akashi seemed to have penetrated my thoughts, and said lightly, "I haven't figured out who this Taiga is, anyway, the other party is just a shadow, unable to fight, we now First--"
"Wait a minute!" The handsome guy took a step forward to block us, not allowing us to leave, "I managed to catch you so quickly, if I don't deal with you here and now, Taiga will..."
"I think I made it very clear just now," Akashi was already getting entangled by this person, "You don't have light, you don't have a team, even if you want to fight again—"
"Don't worry about this. When I came to this school, I felt a lot of light breaths that didn't form a group, so I just need to pull one-ah, the one over there will do."
Following the direction of the handsome guy's finger, I saw a gigantic purple-haired student, who came out of the cafeteria with a bunch of snacks in his arms, and ate as he walked - just looking at his temperament, it might indeed be light.
"Oh, you have a good eye," Akashi raised the corners of his mouth with great interest, "You've taken a fancy to Atsushi."
"...Hey, Akashi, don't tell me you know this guy..."
"Of course I know him," Akashi's brows showed pride, "After all, he was also a member of the Age of Miracles back then—speaking of Chihiro, you should know him too, right? Everyone is on the basketball team anyway."
...Ah, I remembered it as soon as Akashi reminded me, it turned out to be that super eye-catching first-year center!
The handsome junior here also teleported in front of "Dun": "Student, do you have a partner? I mean, do you have a team partner? Sorry, my Japanese is not very good."
The purple-haired giant narrowed his eyes, looked down at the stranger in front of him, and replied lazily: "At present, I am alone."
"That's just right!" The handsome junior's eyes sparkled, "I need to challenge Akashi and the others now, can I team up with you for a while?"
"Challenge Little Chizai?" "Dun" squinted at us, obviously met an acquaintance, but he didn't even want to do something as simple as raising his hand to say hello, "No, fighting is so troublesome, and The opponent is still Little Chizai..."
"Just one game!" The handsome guy still didn't give up, "I'll give you whatever you want!"
"...Then what to eat?"
"Of course there is something to eat!" the handsome guy said excitedly, "I brought a can of pickles..."
"Eh, subtle..."
"Can't you? Then I brought sugar from America..."
"Okay, the contract is established!"
"…………"
This is the first time I have seen others sign a contract of an ordinary nature. For some reason, the whole process makes me feel a little powerless to complain.
"Atsushi is still the same," Akashi was very calm (nonsense, how long have they known each other!), "Be careful with Chihiro, Atsushi is not an easy opponent. I almost lost to him in the battle."
"!!!" Even Akashi said that!
"Haha, let me just say that finding everything is a trivial matter!" The handsome guy finally showed a bright smile that fit his appearance, "Everyone is ready, then the world view will unfold!"
Even though it was already evening, the white light that was stronger than the sun at noon still made me close my eyes involuntarily, and when I opened them again, a row of people appeared in front of my eyes, which looked like something that only existed in the era of silent movies. Explanation text——
"Taiga, the sun in my life, the fire in my soul, everything about me, everything about me." While the subtitles were playing, Akashi still chanted emotionally out of his image, "Taiga, open your mouth slightly , the tip of her tongue licked her gums, and then gently lifted it up, Taiga. When she was sucking the tip of a pen and thinking hard during the exam, she was Taiga; when she was devouring cheeseburgers at M Kee, she was Taiga; when she was sweating on the court, she was still Taiga; And in my eyes, she is forever Taiga."
If I remember correctly, his monologue was written in imitation of the beginning of a famous lolicon novel. Akashi has a voice like a first-line seiyuu, and the writing style after the handsome guy's rewriting is still passable, but I don't know why it was read out After that, I can only feel infinite nausea, cold sweats on the back, and deep self-loathing because of some problems with the maximum death penalty of three years.
The text gradually faded, and the official story kicked off. After re-adapting to the surrounding light, I found that I was sitting on a speeding train.
"I used to have a happy family." Hey, is the narration not over yet? "But with the car accident, my sister and I lost our parents, and my life has undergone tremendous changes. Thank you all. Wanting to adopt me and Taiga's relatives, I sold my parents' property and took Taiga across most of the United States to the remote and desolate Los Angeles, where we will study in the High Division of the famous magic organization Fallen Angels."
Excuseme? ?Los Angeles is a "desolate" place?Do you think I am good at science so I have no knowledge of geography?And what the hell is that "Higher Department of Fallen Angel Organization"?America's Hogwarts?
Wait, I always feel that the focus of the complaint seems to be a bit off. Before that, I suspected that I heard something more interesting...
Sister...Taiga...
Alas!
Could it be that this handsome guy's shadow is because of his sister...
"Hey, Oni-chan~~" A familiar lazy voice sounded in my ears, and I had an ominous premonition, "Do you still have food there?"
Looking at the reputation, I took a deep breath: Except for the two braids on the head and a fluffy skirt on the body, the hot-eyed guy in front of me is the original "Dun" just now, right? !Even the height and voice have not changed, can this movie be a little bit better in terms of character design! ! !
Well, considering that they are a temporary combination, that handsome guy must have done his best... Probably.
"Are you hungry so soon?" As expected of Akashi, even with such a powerful fact in front of him, he could still maintain a doting tone, "Come on, here are some delicious sticks. "
"... Thank you for your hard work, Akashi..." I used radio waves in my brain to express my heartfelt emotion to Akashi.
"It's nothing." Akashi's attitude was very understated. "Atsushi himself has always felt this way, so I don't think there is such a strong sense of disobedience."
"Really? Then you..."
... Let's deal with them alone—I was going to tell him so, but thinking that the other party was that Akashi, I abruptly cut off the signal midway.
"Oni sauce," sister Dun Ohbu Taiga looked out of the window sadly, with a /// delicious bar in her mouth and said inarticulately, "After entering school, we have to live in school, right?"
"Yeah, every student has a small single room. Considering the tuition fee, this condition is really good..."
"And you're not in the same class, are you?"
"Taiga?"
"Oni-chan..." She turned her face, with tears in the corners of her eyes, if the height was ignored, she looked really cute, "We agreed that we would not be separated, and we would always be together. "
"Taiga..." Akashi got up from his seat and hugged his younger sister, "Even if you are against time, you are against the whole world."
"……………………"
If I were in shape, my chin would probably be on the floor right now.Akashi, oh Akashi, I didn't expect you to be such a Akashi! ! !How can you be so proficient in this kind of thing!
...Of course, Akashi may just follow the script of the other handsome guy to play his own role well. If this Taiga is a little smaller, maybe I can also enter the role as quickly as him.After this episode, combined with the various performances of that guy before the war, I can now see through the other side's shadow completely - he is undoubtedly a guy who wants to have orthopedic surgery with his sister Taiga!And although I don't know the specific situation, Akashi and I seem to be stumbling blocks on his emotional path.
Hehe, I have played so many galgames and captured so many younger sisters, now I want to apply these experiences to counter-attack!
"No matter how long the journey is, there will be a moment of end." Well, I remember someone said that too many scripts next to it can't be considered a good script, "After arriving at school, we went to our own dormitories, each taking our own courses, busy. Academics, a fulfilling extracurricular life...sometimes I even forgot my feelings for Taiga - until that night."
Snapped!
In the darkness, I heard such a crisp sound, followed by a tingling pain on my face.
Eh, that's not right, I'm a shadow, without a body, I shouldn't be able to...
The light brightened, and I saw "Atsushi" [I'm sorry I couldn't recognize that huge guy as sister Taiga in this situation] half-kneeling on the bed, and under him was Akashi who was still sleeping soundly just now.There was a bright red palm print on the latter's face, it seemed that the slap was on him, and I just felt it simultaneously.
Hey, hey, not to mention the terrifying weight of that guy on Akashi's body, just that hand alone, wish it was bigger than Akashi's face, wouldn't it hurt from the beating?
Out of polite concern, I used telepathy to ask about Akashi's situation, but he not only ignored me, but also continued to act professionally: "Taiga, what's wrong with you in the middle of the night?"
"Survival strategy consultation. Come to my room."
Taiga's drawn-out ending sounds a little coquettish.I, who have been tried and tested, keenly sensed the arrival of options, so I hurriedly created a script and handed it over to Akashi.
Akashi followed Taiga ["Atsushi"] through the dark corridor and into her boudoir.After closing the door, the two sat side by side on the bed, silent for a long time, the huge Taiga shyly said: "Oni-chan..."
"What's wrong, Taiga?"
"I..." Taiga blushed, hesitating, "I..."
"Taiga, what's wrong with you?"
"I... I'm hungry!!!" After holding back for a long time, she finally shouted out loudly.
Akashi was stunned for a moment, apparently the other party's answer was beyond his expectation, but this answer did not go beyond the setting frame of my script, so he quickly reacted, smiled and said to Taiga beside him:
"Would you like to eat it now? It's midnight, and you'll grow a lot of meat after eating it."
Good job Akashi, nice catch!What this situation requires is your super adaptability!
"No, no," the two-meter-tall sister grabbed Akashi who was just over 1.7 meters and shook it back and forth, "I want to eat it~~~ Oni sauce for me~~~~"
"...Then what does Taiga want to eat?"
"Hmm," Taiga pursed her lips, scratching her cheeks with her fingers, "I want to eat delicious bars... Ah, chocolate bars are also good, and cereal bars are also fine—anyway, bars!"
I'm going, it's unreasonable!That handsome guy is so human-faced and animal-like, he asked a [let's say] girl to say some horrible lines in a serious manner!And the intention is too obvious to make people feel very scared!
"Oni-chan doesn't have that kind of food here now... How about I accompany Taiga to buy some tomorrow morning?"
"No, no, I'm going to eat now~~" Taiga tapped her little [? ] Pounding Akashi's chest, "Oni-chan's stick, Oni-chan's stick!!!"
Hey, hey, the referee made a foul, it's too much to attack the opponent's nerves with shocking words and actions! ! !
Being blind and determined, I decided to focus all my attention on the next script creation.
"Okay, I see," Akashi stood up, "Then I'll go get ready."
Pushing open the door next to the bedroom, there is a small kitchen inside. Akashi made half a dozen custard sauce puffs with ready-made flour, eggs, cream and other things.
"How?" Akashi asked, watching Taiga savor each mouthful.
"Delicious!" Taiga's eyes sparkled, "I like Oni sauce the most!"
"Really?" Akashi smiled and touched Taiga's head, "Then Oni-chan will come and make it for you every day."
"Since then, I have come over every night to make dim sum for Taiga. Slowly, I learned to make macaron tiramisu soufflé egg tart cheesecake donut strawberry daifuku yokan napoleon crisp chiffon cake tiramisu double crust Milk Chocolate Brownie Durian Mille-Feuille Cookies Waffle Crisp Crepe Sachima Egg Pudding Creme Brulee Black Forest Cake Mango Pancake Apple Pie Taro Pie Coconut Pie Donkey Roll Pea Yellow Cupcake Swiss Roll Passion Fruit Pound Cake Matcha mousse cake maple syrup with muffins and other desserts, I have reached the pinnacle of dessert making."
The pinnacle is your speech speed!Akashi, you're so quick-spoken, let's change to rakugo in the future!
"After several school meals, I successfully became one of the top ten elites of the Advanced Department of the Fallen Angel Organization, and gradually became the chief. In order to further hone my cooking skills, I decided to leave school and go to Japan's Jinyue Academy for cooking. Advanced study."
"Oni-chan, do you really want to go?" Standing at the school gate, Taiga begged bitterly.
"Hmm..." Akashi turned his head, dragging his luggage and resolutely walked forward.
"Then..." Taiga Yintang turned black, "Don't blame me for being rude! ——ha!!!!"
With a strange cry, Taiga's body emitted steam and continued to swell ///, and when the mist cleared, she was already taller than the school's wall.
... On that day, Akashi and I finally recalled the horror of being dominated by our younger sister, and the trappings we had when we were reversed.
what to do?Do you want to give Akashi a three-dimensional mobile device now?No way, there is a lot of flatness around, even if you give it to him, you won't be able to use it!What about magic?After all, they went to a magic school!Wait, Akashi didn't take classes well at all, making snacks and comparing cooking skills with others every day, right? !Not even teaching a skill that allows him to last a second at a critical moment, this is definitely a fake magic school!
So at this time, 36 counts—
"Akashi, run away!"
However, Akashi stood there without moving: "Does this mean to admit defeat, Chihiro?"
"No, at this time—"
Before I could finish my words, Akashi was picked up by the 50-meter Taiga and stuffed into his mouth.
Very good, really simple and crude Gameover.In the silence, my vision was gradually swallowed by darkness.Regarding this failure, I don't intend to make any excuses. I thought that the other party's handsome guy Ying was a sister-in-law so he would take the orthopedic route as a matter of course. I didn't expect that his goal from the beginning was to get rid of us!The mindset of an otaku really kills people...
"Well, little red boy, if the current situation happened, which side should win?"
Eh?
I rubbed my eyes and looked around, it was a closed purple-red space, Akashi was sitting in the middle, and opposite him was "Atsushi" wearing a boy's school uniform—could it be the same as the last time against Aomine? Have you entered the "Zone" of light?
"That's right, this is my zone~~" As if hearing my voice, "Dun" turned his head and smiled lazily, "I didn't like that guy's script, so I brought you here~ ~"
"You are clearly in sight of victory, there is absolutely no need for you to do this, Atsushi." Akashi's tone was filled with reproach, "Could it be that you pursue your own happiness more than losing?"
"Ah, little Chizai, don't compare me with that guy named Muji, how could I like to lose?" "Dun" pouted, "As I said just now, I will pull you into the zone It's just because of the script of the guy with unknown origin: Why do I have to eat the little Chizi who made the dim sum after eating so many delicious dim sum? Then I won't have any dim sum in the future? This The logic is so weird, isn't it?"
...It's amazing that this big boyish man can still speak logic...
"So what are you going to do now?" Akashi folded his arms across his chest, "Even if we stay in the zone, we are still in battle."
"Hmm..." "Dun" pondered for a while, then clapped his hands with a sudden realization, "Then you guys can make me another snack! I want a better snack than the ones just now! If you meet this condition, you win alright!"
Hearing those words, both Akashi and I smiled.
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"Damn it!" Back in the real world, the handsome guy knelt on the ground and thumped the concrete bricks under him, "If I had known that you were with that Akashi, I wouldn't have dragged you into someone who would turn back at any time." The guys fought!"
"...I was just in a group with Xiao Chizai." "Dun" said blankly, "Speaking of which, what about the American sugar you promised earlier?"
"Huh?! At a time like this, you still—"
"Hey, Tatsuya? Why are you here?!"
Hearing a gruff exclamation, all of us turned our eyes to the back, where stood a burly man with red and black hair and forked eyebrows (not to the extent of "Dun", of course).Seeing him, the handsome guy named Chen Ye immediately got up from the ground and rushed over.
"Taiga! I've heard about your situation, why did you get involved in such a dangerous thing as fighting the boss as soon as you came back!"
Huh, Taiga?Is this burly man?
Eh?
Eh? ? ? ! ! !
"Is this the first time Senior Dai has seen you? This is my new light—Vulcan Taiga-kun."
An unpleasant voice suddenly sounded beside me. I haven't seen the owner of this voice for some days.
"Heizi..." Slightly frowned, I turned to the right, and I saw the clump of bright blue.
"I see, '大我' is also pronounced Taiga," Akashi continued calmly, "Plus that 'Tatsuya' made Atsushi wear girl's clothes, that's why Chihiro made that mistake." A directional error..."
Hey, it's obviously a very calm analysis, how come saying it from Akashi's mouth will only deepen my sense of guilt? !
"Is it Ziyuan-kun's women's clothing?" Heizi said blankly, "I'm also a little interested."
...I didn't expect you to be such a sunspot...
"Then what is the relationship between 'Tatsuya' and Vulcan? They don't look like brothers." I tried my best to bring the topic back.
"Vulcan-kun and Himuro-san—that is, 'Tatsuya'-san—are sworn brothers. When Fire God-kun first arrived in the United States, Himuro-san approached him and taught him how to play basketball. If you don’t Believe me, look at the pair of rings hanging around their necks, it is the proof of their brothers——Aomine-kun has always been very upset about this matter."
Although I don't know why Qingfeng is mentioned here, but right, right? !Will most people take the pair of rings as proof of "brotherhood"? !The last time I saw two guys wearing pair of rings, they got married in front of a church in Barcelona!
What kind of feelings does this man named Himuro Tatsuya have for Vulcan?
"So why did you come here from the United States to fight Akashi and the others one-on-one!" Kagami held his forehead in pain.
"If I can eliminate the big ///BOSS before my big/////BOSS, my big self won't have to face him in person," Himuro said with a sweet smile, "The big me is over After fighting, we will return to the United States to live a quiet and peaceful life with us again!"
"I said that I went back to Japan because my dad's job was transferred!!! I won't go back just because I finished fighting the boss!!!"
"Ah... Is that so..." Ice Room sat down on the ground feeling lost, "I'm so stupid, really..."
"…………"
I think with the brain circuit of this ice room, maybe he really has no other intentions towards Vulcan... right?
"Chihiro," Akashi pulled me away from the chaotic scene, not interested in continuing to watch boring family ethics dramas, "About the battle just now..."
Ah... Sure enough...
"You know quite a few types of desserts."
? ? ?The focus is here? ? ?
"Ah... um..." After all, girls in light novels like to eat and make snacks.
"Since you like dim sum so much, next time I will bring you to my house for afternoon tea. I will prepare all the varieties you mentioned."
"Okay... eh?"
Although I feel that Akashi has misunderstood something, but when I think that I can drink the legendary afternoon tea like those young ladies in light novels, I /// just make mistakes like this!
The author has something to say: After watching "Luo//Li//Tower" after many years, I suddenly feel very scary...
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