The fairy queen is a man?

Ever since Lian Qing flirted with Di Heng last time and wanted to fuck Di Heng, Lian Qing looked at Di Heng in the wrong way.

Especially, after he accidentally read the little yellow book that he carried with him...

"This... what is this?" Lian Qing looked at the first picture, where two naked men overlapped each other, and a line of graphic words was written below: old.man.pushing.cart!

Seeing this, Lian Qing naturally thought that the face below was Diheng's face, she blushed immediately, and decisively flipped to the next page. The next page was still a picture, and there were still two naked men.

This time, it was a man who stood and hugged another man, and pushed him against the wall...

Lian Qing blushed and continued to look at the diagram: Ant. Ant. Climb. Tree.

Lian Qing thought it was a good move, but he might need to practice more arm muscles if he wanted to pick up Diheng...

Lian Qing was thinking about how to exercise her arm muscles, when Xi'er knocked on the door again!

Lian Qing felt guilty for a moment, quickly put away the book, and then opened the door with a clear cough.

As soon as Xi'er entered the door, she saw Lianqing's coquettish red dress, but Xi'er, who was supposed to be excited, seemed to be wilted at this moment, timidly daring to step forward.

There is no other reason, but because Lian Qing's aura is too strong at the moment, the icy air permeates the whole room, Xi'er doesn't even have the courage to take a step forward, let alone how wronged Xi'er feels in this situation: Hey, hey...why did my easy-going mother suddenly become so cold...

Lian Qing looked at Xi'er, who was always happy, and was frightened by him from the moment he entered the door. Lian Qing's heart was: God is sorry, he can finally get rid of Xi'er's super strong cowhide from now on. Sugar!

When Lian Qing thought about it, even though she was very happy in her heart, the expression on her face became a bit colder: I want to be colder, and I will make persistent efforts to run away Xi'er!

However, he obviously underestimated Xi'er's level of face control. When Xi'er saw her mother-in-law looking at her coldly, Xi'er stood at the door and looked at Lian Qing so stupidly. She saw Lian Qing as snow She looked at Lianqing's bright red eyebrows, oh, my God!How come her mother-in-law has become beautiful again!

Look at this temperament, it is simply a flower of Gaoling...

Xi'er clutched her heart and thought dumbly, if she could, she would just keep watching like this forever...

Even if the price she paid for this was to be chilled to death by the empress's cold air, she would be willing to die, and would not hesitate to die...

Lian Qing's original plan was to run away Xi'er in the cold, but after a stick of incense time passed, Lian Qing glared at Xi'er almost cross-eyed!

She still hasn't left!

Don't go yet!

don't go!

go!

Eventually, he abandoned the plan...

Lianqing asked Xi'er in the coldest tone possible: "What can you do with me?"

Xi'er was obsessed with Lianqing's voice as clear as a cold spring and couldn't extricate herself. It took her a while to recover, and then she hurriedly knocked on her forehead and said, "Oh! I've forgotten the business, my lady, I'm looking for you There is business!"

Will Xi'er find something serious with him?Lian Qing had a look of disbelief, but he still asked, "What's the matter?"

Xi'er jumped up and down and said, "It's about the Empress Dowager Ceremony!"

Lianqing was a little strange: "Isn't the wedding banquet already over?"

Xi'er giggled and said, "That's right! After the wedding banquet, isn't it the queen conferment ceremony?"

Lian Qing couldn't help slandering secretly when she heard the words: Wo Ri!The wedding banquet and the empress ceremony don't mean the same thing!

As soon as Xi'er mentioned the Empress Dowager Ceremony, she danced happily: "At that time, friends from the four worlds of immortals, devils and monsters will come to see the beauty of my mother! Because the emperor never celebrates birthdays, so this is still a few days in the fairy world." This is the first unprecedented event in ten thousand years!"

Lianqing sorted out all the complicated news from Xi'er, and only grasped the sentence "The Immortal Emperor never celebrates birthdays."

Lian Qing kept a straight face and asked nonchalantly, "Why didn't he celebrate his birthday? Didn't he even celebrate his birthday with his friends?"

Lianqing asked two questions in a row, and Xi'er, who was in high spirits, was a little confused for a moment: "Ah? What are you asking, Ma'am? Who is he?"

Lian Qing: "..."

"Forget it! Pretend I didn't ask!"

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Ghost world, Jiuyuan.

Among the wild ghost fires in Senlan, a little doll who is only seven or eight years old, with streaks of baby fat on his face, named ghost fire mao, is holding a big red invitation card and trying to persuade the ghost master sleeping in the ice coffin.

"Ghost Lord Ghost Lord! The Immortal Emperor of the Immortal Realm is about to be crowned Empress. The invitations are here. Are we really not going?"

The ghost master in the ice coffin dismissed it without even thinking: "Of course I don't want to talk nonsense! I'm so poor that I can't stand it! That scheming guy of Diheng invited me to go, he must have taken a fancy to the ghost crystal in my pocket! I won't be fooled!"

Hearing this, Xiao Mao sat down on the ground, knocking the invitation card in one hand, and pinching his chubby face with his chubby hand in the other, full of disappointment: "It's hard to get the chance to see Daddy...and Daddy just now He also sent a letter saying that he has prepared a gift money for us..."

Perhaps it was the disappointment that could not be concealed in Xiaomao's immature tone, it was rare for the ghost master not to speak in his fiery tone.

"Okay, since your father has prepared the gift money, let's go and have a look."

Speaking of which, the ghost master crawled out of the coffin. His complexion was frighteningly pale, but his facial features were extraordinarily three-dimensional, and he looked morbidly beautiful.

The ghost master's long black hair dragged out all over the floor, covering the entire steps. The dark hair gave people a ghostly and creepy feeling...

Of course, this feeling usually doesn't last long...

After climbing out of the coffin, the ghost master put one hand on his hips, and with the other he lifted his several-meter-long black hair and handed it to the little doll Xiaomao at his feet, saying: "Ghost fire, give me my hair, I've been lying dead in the coffin for too long , you need to move your muscles."

As the ghost master spoke, he stretched his muscles and bones. He first twisted his head three times, then turned his waist five times, and finally snapped his fingers to change into a shiny black robe. The ghost master looked at him with his spiritual sense. Take a look at his own image: very good, this black image is very in line with his aesthetic standards as a ghost master!

"Xiao Mao, when will the post-sealing ceremony start?"

Xiao Mao hugged the ghost master's hair, and his whole body was almost buried in the pile of hair: "The invitation said that it will be fifteen days later, but the invitation has been sent for three days, so it should only be twelve days now."

The ghost master snapped his fingers again when he heard the words: "Very good! The news goes on, this ghost world is a place where birds don't shit, brothers have not had enough food for tens of thousands of years, call them all , go to the Immortal Realm to eat enough and come back!"

At the end, he even dared to say: "You can't live up to his gift money in vain!"

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Let's talk about the Lu Shu Laojun who fell into a deep sleep because he couldn't accept it for a while after hearing that the fairy queen was a man.

Because the post-sealing matters have always been handled by Laojun alone, and now there are only a few days left before the post-sealing ceremony, Laojun has not woken up for a long time, which made all the old officials anxious.

When there were only [-] days left for the grand ceremony after leaving the confinement, Lushu Laojun's fairy mansion was already overrun by a group of old immortals.

"Why hasn't Laojun woke up yet! I'm so anxious to death, the fairy queen costumes that Laojun refines are all women's styles!"

"Hey! Old man Yunchi, the clothes you received are for women! Coincidentally, the fairy queen with sword that I just released is also for women!"

"It doesn't matter if your things are female models. The music that I have worked so hard to create for many years is still a female version! If I had known that the fairy queen was a man, I should have composed an impassioned song instead of a sentimental one! Ben You want to vomit blood so much!"

"Zhenjun Chiqi! Don't mention it, your song is painstaking effort. The dance I made up according to your song is not painstaking effort? My painstaking effort! I really want to vomit blood!"

"You two celestial beings, in fact, we little celestial beings have been dancing for more than 30 years, and it's also very hard..."

"We want to vomit blood too!"

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In the end, the Immortal Mansion of Old Monarch Lushu has completely evolved into a gathering place for immortals to complain...

All kinds of sound transmissions are flying in the hall. If the voice is too noisy, you can use your spiritual consciousness to talk. If your spiritual consciousness is too disturbed, you can talk through the air again. In short, the forms of conversation are full of tricks!

It wasn't until the sudden appearance of the Demon Lord that this complaining session came to an abrupt end...

All the immortals first watched Jie walking into the hall step by step with a gray-blue paper umbrella, and then all watched him slowly close the paper umbrella in his hand.

The atmosphere in the arena was pulled to the lowest point for a while, and it was so quiet that only the sound of everyone's breathing could be heard.

Jie blinked his innocent eyes and looked at everyone present, and finally asked with a harmless smile on his face: "I'm sorry, it's my first time in the fairy world, so I got lost. May I ask how to get to Fengqiyuan? My sister-in-law said let me come." Play with him."

Hehe... It's the first time I've come to heaven, I don't know the way...

Old Master Yunchi couldn't help muttering in his heart: You little devil really has the face to say that 10 years ago, when I was not paying attention to alchemy, I sneaked up on me and plucked out all my beautiful goatee!The hatred of pulling out the barbarians is irreconcilable!

True Monarch Chi Chi also cursed secretly: If the little devil didn't see you as the emperor's younger brother, I would have killed you now just because of your great hatred for destroying my music score back then!

Except for these two immortals, the rest of the immortals in the mansion kept cursing in their hearts, but none of them dared to speak out...

For a while, the boy holding the paper umbrella was forced to face the gazes and censures of all the immortals alone.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him with such resentment, Jie probably felt embarrassed, and after a moment of silence, he left with a sad face.

The figure of Jie leaving with a heart full of silence, looks particularly bleak, being a fairy is born with a soft heart, everyone can't help but think too much when seeing him like this...

Could it be that the little devil has changed for the better after so many years of repentance?

Thinking of this, Old Master Yunchi gave a dry cough as a representative, touched his newly grown goatee and said to him: "Fengqiyuan, you just fly south in this direction. "

True Monarch Chi Chi couldn't help but reminded: "Demon Venerable... it's the first time you've seen the fairy empress, don't make her angry..."

Chi Chi was short and chubby, and when he spoke to Jie, he had to look up his head, and his rigid look looked extraordinarily funny.

Jie thanked the two with a smile, and left happily. Except for Hua Weixian, none of these immortals knew about Lianqing's being tied up, let alone know that he had offended Lianqing a long time ago. completely.

But these gods are really easy to deceive!During the flight, Jie couldn't help laughing again.

Last time Diheng tampered with his umbrella, causing him to be thrown into the mud by a dog. If he didn't avenge his revenge, he would not be called Cang Mingjie, and just change his name to Dog Chew Jie!

Of course, it's another story if Jie didn't find Lianqing when he went to Fengqiyuan.

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Not long after Jie left, Lushu Laojun's mansion ushered in another great god: Yuegong Dragon King of the Eighth Heaven and Wild Sea—Idleman Jiu!

Idleman Jiu wore a dark blue brocade robe, handsome and flawless, and his black hair was tied neatly in the jade crown on his head, which made the blue pearl inlaid in the jade crown particularly eye-catching. dude!

After Xianren Jiu entered the mansion, seeing everyone's dignified faces, he couldn't help but asked with a smile: "Everyone, what's the matter, my king didn't come at the right time?"

Yunchi stroked his goat beard and said: "The Dragon King's words are a bit out of the ordinary, but just met the demon king just now, and remembered some sad things."

Idleman Jiu opened his high-grade Haiyu folding fan when he heard the words, and his elegant expression became a little more sad: "When I mentioned the demon king, this king also remembered some sad things. 10 years ago, he broke into Yue Gong, I don’t know what method I used to fool Putian Shenluolu, who grew up with this king, and I haven’t recovered until now.”

"Ah...they are all hit by the same fate..." True Lord Chiqi had a regretful expression on his face. He wanted to pat Idle Man Jiu on the shoulder to comfort him, but he was too short to reach him at all, so he had to step on his feet in the end. , patted his thigh helplessly.

After everyone was in a low mood for a while, Yunchi stepped forward and asked idler Jiu why he came.

Idleman Jiu replied: "This king is here to replace the ghost master of the ghost world: the ghost fire to punish the corpse, and to send the big ceremony money in advance to Lu Shu Laojun."

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