Dad Raiders

"Tsk, you're so good to pee your pants at such an age!" In order to avenge being tricked by "Sakata Gintoki" and "Kise Ryota" yesterday, Zhang Yuzhou made a merciless sarcasm .

"I...I..." Hearing this, "Sakata Gintoki" glanced at his wet pants again, couldn't hold back, and finally opened his mouth aggrieved, but even if he opened his mouth, he didn't know what to do refute.

After all, he really peed his pants, which is really embarrassing!

"Forget it, I'll take you to the mall first." Anyway, Dong Junyi is still infusion, and it won't be finished after a while.

"Why are you going to the mall..." "Sakata Gintoki" still feels ashamed, he can't even raise his head!

"I'll buy you a new pair of pants, do you want it?" Zhang Yuzhou held back his laugh.

"..." Thinking of changing into new pants, "Sakata Gintoki" also thought of him peeing his pants, so he gritted his teeth and said in a muffled voice, "No!"

"You really don't want it?" Zhang Yuzhou glanced at the pants of "Sakata Gintoki" again, then turned to "Kise Ryota" and "Uzumaki Naruto" and said, "He is so dirty, would you like to play with him? "

"..." "Kise Ryota" and "Uzumaki Naruto" hesitated for a while, but still didn't speak.

On the one hand, they want to follow their father's words, and on the other hand, they don't know what to say.

The main thing is that although they want to compete with "Sakata Gintoki" for their father, they are still just children after all, and they have become familiar with each other after spending the night together, and they are a little bit reluctant to dislike a friend.

Of course, children are still relatively easy to be influenced by others. Although they are entangled, because of Zhang Yuzhou's words, they are silent, and intentionally or unintentionally, they are still farther away from "Sakata Yinshi".

Seeing that "Kise Ryota" and "Uzumaki Naruto" were far away from him, "Sakata Gintoki" hesitated to speak, and then looked at his wet pants, feeling a little sad.

He didn't mean to pee his pants!

"Why are you provoking a child!?" Wang Xinyu glared at Zhang Yuzhou, then comforted "Sakata Yinshi" and said, "Yinshi, we are not sad, but next time you want to pee, you have to tell the adults about it." ,Do you understand?"

"..." "Sakata Gintoki" was full of confusion, but thinking that today was so embarrassing that even his two little friends didn't make a move with him, he nodded firmly, "Yeah!"

In this way, after comforting "Sakata Yinshi", Zhang Yuzhou finally drove the car and brought them to the shopping mall.

Strange to say, on the way, they actually saw several cosplays. Although there are all kinds of cosplays, there are especially many cosplays with the characters in "Naruto".

Of course, cosplay "Uzumaki Naruto" is the most, and there are even cosplay "Uzumaki Boruto".

Seeing someone cosplaying him, and someone cosplaying a "Uzumaki Boruto" who looks very similar to him but whose name is only one letter different, "Uzumaki Naruto" became a little excited.

He really didn't expect that he really became famous!Unexpectedly, there are so many people cosplaying him! ?

However, cosplaying him is nothing more than cosplaying someone with a very similar name and appearance to him! ?

That "Uzumaki Boruto" is so ugly, he's not as handsome as his "Uzumaki Naruto"!

……

Zhang Yuzhou and the others saw the cosplay on the road, and Dong Junyi also saw the cosplay in the hospital, but he was worried about being recognized, so he still wore a pair of sunglasses.

Of course, when someone saw him like this, he couldn't help saying that he was pretending.

However, he didn't care anymore.

If "Uzumaki Naruto", "Sakata Gintoki", and "Kise Ryota" were here, they might be called cosplayers, but now that there are so many cosplayers, they will become less conspicuous. But he is an adult, and he has not become a cosplayer. Now his photo is still popular on Weibo!

Therefore, no matter how others said about him, he didn't take it to heart, but he was still a little proud of it.

Anyway, no one would recognize him, wouldn't it be nice to wear sunglasses! ?

……

When he arrived at the shopping mall, Zhang Yuzhou felt relieved when he saw that there were so many cosplayers outside, and he didn't let the three children stay in the car any longer.

Today is May Day. Whether it is a student or a working party, it is basically a holiday today, and in a place like Shanghai, not to mention anything else, even on weekdays, there are the most people. Now it is a holiday, and the people outside There are more people.

Naturally, there are many people in the mall.

"You can choose what clothes you like." Although he said he wanted to buy trousers for "Sakata Gintoki", it was impossible for him to buy just one pair of trousers.

And since he wanted to buy it for "Sakata Gintoki", he had to buy it for "Kise Ryota" and "Uzumaki Naruto", so he let it go generously.

Let these children choose by themselves, even if the ones they bought are not good, they still choose them by themselves, and it saves him and Wang Xinyu from running around and worrying about what clothes look good.

Since these are Dong Junyi's sons, they are no different from his. He is happy to spend money on these children.

……

"Yuzhou? Take your girlfriend to the mall to buy clothes today?"

Zhang Yuzhou was sitting in the rest area playing games when suddenly a couple came over.

"En." Zhang Yuzhou looked up at them, and then continued to play the game.

"It's nice to be young." The man said, and then looked at Zhang Yuzhou's phone, "Are you the King of Glory? Are you playing a qualifying match?"

"En." This time, Zhang Yuzhou didn't even raise his head.

"You are amazing." The man said complimentingly, "What rank is it?"

"I didn't pay attention." Zhang Yuzhou said perfunctorily.

"Let's play together when we have time!" The man continued.

"Yeah." Zhang Yuzhou didn't take it too seriously.

Seeing that Zhang Yuzhou didn't want to talk to him too much, the man said flatteringly, "In the future, if you graduate and join the group, you should support and support the younger ones more!"

"You are too polite." Zhang Yuzhou said lightly, "Okay, I understand, you go first, I still want to play games."

"Hey, okay." The man nodded with a slavish face, then pulled the woman beside him and said, "Then let's go first, let's play games together when we have time!"

"Oh." Zhang Yuzhou waved at them.

This man is a small supervisor of his family group, and he usually likes to curry favor with others.

If it wasn't for this person always talking to him, he wouldn't even know this person.

However, it's not a big deal, he doesn't treat this kind of person very much at all.

……

Wang Xinyu took the three children to buy clothes.

When they came over, Zhang Yuzhou had already played several qualifying matches. Although there were losses and wins, he still lost more. Perhaps, this is the ranking sanction spread on the Internet! ?

But now that he has played a lot, he doesn't care much about the game.

It's just entertainment, no matter whether you win or lose, it's not a big deal, the important thing is the process.

"Yo, did you wash it up, little brat?" Seeing that "Sakata Gintoki" had put on new clothes and was playing with "Kise Ryota" and "Uzumaki Naruto" with a smile on his face at the moment, Zhang Yuzhou also Just a casual joke.

"Do you care if I cleaned it or not!" Thinking of the incident of peeing his pants before, "Sakata Gintoki" felt ashamed to face others, so he could only yell out forcefully.

"I paid for the clothes for you, so I can't ask?" Zhang Yuzhou continued to tease.

"Aunt Wang bought it for me!" "Sakata Gintoki" hugged Wang Xinyu's arm tightly.

"Your Aunt Wang is my girlfriend, and what she buys is what I buy." Zhang Yuzhou teased of course.

"No!" "Sakata Gintoki" had no choice but to deny it as much as possible in order to get himself off the stage.

"Okay, okay." Seeing this posture, Wang Xinyu smoothed things over and said to "Sakata Yinshi", "Aunt Wang bought it for you, so don't bother with your Uncle Zhang."

"Well, Aunt Wang is the best, and Uncle Zhang is the worst!" "Sakata Gintoki" nodded triumphantly.

After buying the clothes, it was nearly two hours before Dong Junyi's infusion.

Zhang Yuzhou called Dong Junyi and saw that he was about to finish his transfusion, so he planned to drive to pick him up.

However, as soon as I took the three children downstairs, some children looked at them and clamored to their parents for cosplay: "Even if it can't be a complete set, it's okay to do hair like them!"

Maybe it was because they were so quarreled that they couldn't help it, but those parents actually walked over to them.

Thinking that Zhang Yuzhou was the parent of these children, he asked Zhang Yuzhou: "Dude, did your children just finish cosplay? Where did you buy the equipment?"

"As for the equipment, I searched a lot on the Internet." Zhang Yuzhou said carelessly, "As for the hair, the three of us have done it a long time ago. Any barber shop can do it, right?"

"Okay, thank you!" said one of those parents, "Our children see that cosplay is suddenly so popular, and they insist on cosplaying 'Sakata Gintoki', 'Uzumaki Naruto' and so on. They can't help it."

"Cosplay us?" Hearing this, "Sakata Gintoki" and "Uzumaki Naruto" became excited.

They are so hot?There are so many more, let's cosplay them! ?

But "Kise Ryota" was a little depressed, he asked: "Is there any cosplay 'Kise Ryota'?"

"Who is 'Kise Ryota'?" Hearing this, several parents were stunned.

"Just the one in the anime, the one who plays basketball?" One of the parents said uncertainly.

"Oh, I've never heard of it." Those parents shook their heads.

"..." Seeing this, "Kise Ryota" was a little discouraged.

"Sakata Gintoki" and "Uzumaki Naruto" are so popular, but why no one cosplays him "Kise Ryota"! ?And when they talk about playing basketball, he doesn't know how to play it at all!