Ruan Shutong

The cell boss said that a violent, perverted murderer like me is a dangerous element, an endangered and rare species, and being locked up with other people is not conducive to the stability and unity in the prison, and will virtually increase safety hazards. He hereby gave me a private room with preferential treatment.The house number is: Dizi No. [-].

The weather has been very hot recently, Heng Rui and his aristocratic children have their own ice cubes to cool down, but Ruan Shutong's yard is short of living supplies, so I run around naked (anti-swallow) in the yard every day in disheveled clothes.

On the contrary, the dungeon is very down-to-earth, cold and damp, just like a summer resort.It's just that Ruan's body is weak, so I don't know if he will develop rheumatoid arthritis if he stays for a long time.

I asked the cell boss: Why is it Dizi No. [-]? Shouldn’t it be Tianzi No. [-] in martial arts novels?

The prison chief poked his thumb to the side: Tianzi No. [-] is next door, you two are neighbors, and you will have a long time in the future, so keep in touch with each other.

I am surprised that such an endangered and rare species like me is still number one in the land, where is the number one living in that day?national treasure?panda?Super psycho killer?

Just thinking about it, the panda turned over, glanced at me with blinking eyes, groaned and groaned a few times, climbed to the railing, and waved at me: "Oh, is she still a beauty? Beauty, tell my brother what happened ?”

Dude, your camouflage skills are too deep, and you blend in with the entire scum environment. If you don't look carefully, you really can't find that there is a living thing like you here.

I went to the haystack and said casually: "Oh, I'm ashamed to say that I accidentally killed a few people. The knife was too fast, and it really didn't stop."

The panda was choked and rolled its eyes a few times, and said, "I can't tell, the beauty is still a master."

I pushed the panda's face away and said, "I'm sorry...you haven't showered for a few days?"

The panda raked the chicken nest, and rubbed his hands to remove a few lumps of mud: "I don't remember, it seems to have been washed during the Chinese New Year."

I moved my body in disgust, shit, no wonder they are all rotten, do you think you are a gang of beggars?

The panda approached me and asked, "What's the name of the beauty?"

"Ruan..." Damn it!

I jumped up at once, and the take-off height was enough to break the world record.I pointed to the panda's face: "You you you you, how did you come here?"

The panda looked innocent: "He came here."

Nonsense, of course you didn't fly here, and you are not Kung Fu Panda.What I'm asking is, how did you get through this dense iron railing like the teeth of a comb and come to my cell? Could it be that you can shrink your bones?

"Well..." The panda smiled and showed eight teeth, and the boy's teeth were quite white: "Of course you can't forget the guy who eats."

After finishing speaking, he shook a thin needle in his hand, fiddled with the lock a few times, and with a snap, the lock opened, cleanly and neatly, within three seconds before and after, an absolute skilled worker.

I was dumbfounded: "Brother...Brother, are you the legendary Thief Saint?"

The panda said: "Stealing saints? How dare you dare? Those who work in our business have a professional name of thief, nicknamed Liangshang Junzi, commonly known as pickpockets, thieves, and three hands. Now people in the world call it: the empty and clever hands go to the end of the world, and the frost leaves are red in the February flowers." What’s more, it’s just me.”

"Your name is Er Yue Hua?" It really matches you, indeed enough.

"Cough, I'm under Murong Feixue."

"..." I'm still talking about Sima Canjian.God, you should give me a thunderbolt.

No, you are so powerful, how can the prison door lock you, why don't you escape from prison?

Feixue said coyly: "I don't have to worry about food and clothing in prison, why should I go out, besides, people are also reluctant to leave my Qingqing."

I shivered from the cold, and asked weakly, "Who is Qingqing?"

"Oh, I hate it. I don't even know the No. 1 arrester in the capital, Wu Qing. He is the most powerful head arrester in the six sects. He is called ruthless. There is no prisoner in this world that he can't catch. He was the one who caught them. "

what did i seeHalley's Comet hit the Earth?Ultraman picked up the little monster?One ear in love with the black cat sheriff?The gourd baby recognized the snake essence as a godmother?Or do you mean you are infernal?Brother, your taste is too heavy.

I seemed to see Wu Qing holding a small leather whip, stepping on Feixue's buttocks, crossing her hips arrogantly, and said, "Is it comfortable to smoke? Do you want to give it a second time?"

Feixue moaned and chirped enjoying it: "It's comfortable, it's very comfortable, my dear, it's so cool that you smoke it."

Booming~~~~Tianlei hooking the fire~~~~~ It turned out that I didn't see the M attribute exuding from Feixue's bones.

I'm sorry, because the protagonist of this article has a short-circuited thought, so I digress temporarily, don't mind everyone, let's continue the topic.

"Ruthless? His master's name is Zhuge Shenhou? Junior brother's name is Tieshou? Life-seeking? Or cold-blooded?" I held his hand: "Xue'er, could it be that you also came here through time travel?"

Feixue farted, which made me almost faint.

"Sorry, the sweet potatoes for dinner. What did you just say, time travel? What is it, is it worth it?"

"I didn't say anything, you're hallucinating." Lao Tzu hugged a pile of straw and fell asleep with his body tilted.

I don't know how long it took, but I was woken up by a noise.

An officer dressed as a police officer stood outside the gate of Tianzi No. [-] and Brother Feixue held each other's necks and shouted.The official is tall and slender, with a straight back.

I rubbed my dry eyes and witnessed a bloody eight o'clock stall.

"Mu Yifei!"

It turns out that Feixue's original name is Mu Yifei.

"Wu Qing!" Feixue was not to be outdone.

"Why are you teasing me over and over again?"

"Did I tease you? When did I tease you?"

"I let you go yesterday, why did you come in again by yourself? Are you teasing me?"

"I stole the son's jade ring today, about 500 taels, enough to live for a year."

"You, you know that the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice can't lock you up, but you deliberately come in and out in front of me. You are deliberately embarrassing me."

"I embarrass you? You go and ask. Besides you, who else have I, Mu Miao, bowed my head to and been caught? You are good, you don't know how to flatter."

"You obviously go out every day. The reason why you come back is obviously to see my jokes and to prove that my No. 1 arrest in the world is nothing but a vain name, and I can't even catch you, a little thief."

"I see you are joking? Do you have a little conscience? For whom do I stay in this dirty and smelly prison every day? Not for you."

"I don't care."

"You, I'll tell you Wu Qing, don't be ashamed. I will discredit you immediately."

"Go, go, go. You're the worst villain ever."

"I'm a big villain? You actually call me a big villain?"

"You are the big bad, the big bad, the big bad."

"Okay, Wu Qing, I just got to know you today. I'm leaving now, and I will never appear in front of you again." Mu Yifei moved away step by step, passing Wu Qing's head. .

Wu Qing suddenly turned around and stomped his feet, and shouted at Mu Yifei: "Mu Yifei, if you have the ability, don't come back when you leave."

"If you don't come back, you won't come back. Didn't you tell me to get out? I just get out. I won't come back again. Are you satisfied?"

"You bastard!" Wu Qing yelled: "You are selfish, you are ruthless, you are cruel, and you make trouble for no reason."

"Then you are not selfish, heartless, cruel, or vexatious?"

"Where am I selfish, where am I ruthless, where am I cruel, and where am I making trouble for no reason?"

"Where are you not selfish, where are you not ruthless, where are you not cruel, and where are you not making trouble for no reason?"

"No matter how selfish, ruthless, cruel and vexatious I am, I will not be more selfish, ruthless, cruel and vexatious than you."

Ruthlessly arresting the head, really arrogant!

I stood up, swaying the waist of the water snake, waved the sleeves, and raised my voice: "You are crazy and I am stupid, lingering around the end of the world~~~~~"

Aunt Qiong Yao, sorry, I stole your copyright again.

Feixue, oh no, Comrade Mu Yifei, are you sure you didn't come here through time travel?