Ruan Shutong

In ancient operas, the protagonist tends to get overwhelmed when he is entangled, and he likes to become a monk when he is overwhelmed.

The so-called Buddhist door is as deep as the sea, and from then on, the fate of the world is a passerby.

It's just that most of them are nuns, and they are unparalleled in appearance.Xu Ning, a big man, is more entangled than a woman, so he went to the temple to play and become a monk, what a fucking mess.

But speaking of it, no matter how it happened, it still has something to do with me, and it seems unreasonable for me to leave it alone.

Driving the carriage to the foot of the mountain, I was dumbfounded looking at the winding and twisting road to heaven.Primitive forests don't have this either.

There are many mountains and rivers, there are many mountains and mountains, and the winding paths lead to secluded places. I am not a donkey friend and I don’t know how to climb rocks.

I asked the coachman, "Why is Linyin Temple here?"

The coachman said: "Master likes quietness, so Linyin Temple was chosen to be in the mountains."

Well, it was quiet enough, not even a fly.

I asked: "Is there a ropeway?"

Driver: "Huh?"

Well, when I didn't say it.

After seeing off the coachman, I tied up my trouser legs and began to climb up.Well, if you want to get Xu Ning back, you have to show some sincerity at least.

The rain was so disrespectful, it fell harder and harder, one by one fell on me like stones, and the broken oil-paper umbrella couldn't stop it at all.Lao Tzu simply threw away the umbrella and used both hands and feet.

I don't know how long it took to crawl all the way in embarrassment, the gauze on my head was soaked with water, and I finally saw a living thing.

The living creature was wearing a gray monk's suit and a bamboo hat.

I stopped the little novice and asked, "Young master, did you come from Linyin Temple?"

The little novice saluted: "Exactly."

Huh~~~ I took a breath, "How long will it take to arrive at Linyin Temple?"

The little novice sized me up and said hesitantly: "Ordinary people, it will take about an hour, but the benefactor..." The little novice swallowed, "I should be able to arrive before dark."

Yo, this little novice is quite contemptuous?

I sat down on the stone by the side of the road, beat my legs, and then asked, "Little master, I'm asking you for someone. Has a benefactor named Xu come to the temple these days?"

The little novice frowned slightly: "But Xu Ning benefactor?"

Also called a benefactor, it seems that he has not been shaved yet, and there is still time.

I smiled: "Exactly."

The little novice asked again: "What's the name of the benefactor?"

I swear, I never noticed anything wrong with the little novice at that time.

I said, "Miangui's surname is Ruan, and his twin name is Shutong."

The little novice jumped up with a loud shout, and threw away the bamboo hat: "So you are Ruan Shutong. Today, I must teach you a good lesson for the young master, you ungrateful."

My eyes were like light bulbs, staring at the young novice with black hair.

I rely on!It turns out that there were people pretending to be monks in ancient times. I blame me for being too careless and underestimating the enemy.

Before he could figure it out, the little monk swung his fist, impartially, and hit Lao Tzu's wound.

Lao Tzu Aw~~~Aw~~~ He yelled several times and squatted aside, covering his forehead.

The little novice rubbed his wrists: "Hmph, let you remember for a long time, and see if you still let my young master down."

I looked at the back of the little novice who turned away arrogantly, and felt extremely sad in my heart: Oh, if you want to beat me, can you beat me in another place anyway?

Zi once said: "If there are difficulties, we must overcome them and face them; if there are no difficulties, we must also overcome them. We must carry forward the spirit of the revolutionary martyrs who are not afraid of suffering and not afraid of death, and insist on becoming an unbeatable Xiaoqiang as the ultimate goal of life. , and strive for it all my life.”

Feixue: "Which son said it?"

I replied, "Lao Tzu."

"When did I say that?"

"It's not Lao Tzu, it's Lao Tzu."

"What old man?"

"Pay attention to the accent, Lao Tzu."

Feixue: "..."

Feixue asked me: "Are you still going?"

Nonsense, of course, how can a failure break me?But just in case, this time to prepare.

The next day, at the same place, the little novice monk raised his chin and looked down on me, and said: "If you want to see my young master, you must pass the test first."

In order to meet Xu Ning, even if I let Laozi pass five levels and kill six generals, Laozi will admit it.

I know I'm a fucking bastard, Xu Ning even dispatched his father's gold medal to save me, so I don't have a problem with him now, but only Xu Ning, it's none of your business?You are a servant, who are you blowing your beard and staring at here?I didn't bother with you last time, did you really fucking treat yourself like a dish?

With a gloomy face, the little novice repeated his old trick and swung his fist.

But there was only a scream, and the little novice rubbed his fists in pain.

The Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall. I smiled and took off the iron wrapped around my head, tsk tsk, the force is not small, it is all sunken.

I said: "Little master, you beat me too, and the anger should have subsided, can you take me to see Xu Ning now?"

The little novice raised his head and looked at me with grievances, his little face was flushed red.

I showed a Buddha-like loving smile and patted the little monk's head, and said, "Did your young master tell you that beating someone is wrong?"

The little monk gritted his white teeth, and jumped up high with an ow~~, as if springs were installed on the soles of his feet.

I am full of admiration: Master~~~~~~~

And then the world before my eyes went dark...

The winding and lingering screams reverberated in the mountains and forests for a long time, as beautiful as the lark's ballad, with high and low ups and downs, which reminded me of a certain literary description: at first I saw Aolai Peak cutting the walls and climbing dry, thinking that it was the best; When I turned to the top of Aolai Peak, I saw that the fan cliff was more on the Aolai peak; when I turned to the fan cliff, I saw that the Nantian Gate was more on the fan cliff: the more dangerous I turned, the more dangerous and strange.After singing extremely high three or four folds, it suddenly fell, and then tried its best to develop its spirit of thousands of twists and turns, like a flying snake circling and interspersing in the middle of the 36 peaks of Huangshan.

Feixue slammed it down with a palm: "Are you still in the mood to drag the text?"

I covered my eyes, looked at myself in the mirror and felt sorry for myself: "Mulang, does this concubine still look good?"

Feixue felt cold: "Are you flirting? Don't forget, your eyes are still swollen."

Can't it be swollen?Do not discriminate against squinting.

Heng Rui came in suddenly, looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Xiao Ruan, what's wrong with you? Why are your eyes blue?"

I was surprised, no good, when I turned around, I found that Feixue had already moved to the beam in an instant, swinging her two long legs leisurely, with an expression of "I'll see how you answer."

I smiled embarrassingly: "The night is cool and dewy, I accidentally slipped on it when I got up at night."

Feixue almost fell off the beam.

Heng Rui looked at me suspiciously and didn't ask any further questions, just said: "Be careful next time."

I squinted my eyes and looked at Heng Rui: "A Rui, can you help me get a boat?"

Heng Rui asked suspiciously: "What do you want the boat for?"

I took a black band and tied it on my forehead to cover my swollen right eye cos Cyclops: "I want to be One Piece."

Facts have proved that Lao Tzu is indeed a prophet.

After several days of torrential rain day and night—I wondered if the rain god had put on rain gear—the entire capital was flooded, and the trickle at the foot of Linyin Temple Mountain had now become a big river with wide waves.

I sat in the cabin, watching Feixue punting with horror.In fact, I really want to ask, why are you punting the boat, isn't there a boatman?

Feixue said: "I am the boatman, don't you believe it? Let me tell you, I used to be a gangster before I became a gangster."

"Oh?" I became interested: "Then why did you change your career?"

Feixue sighed: "There are more wolves and less meat, so the business is sluggish."

A wave hit me and I got wet.

I wiped the water off my face and said, "Then you can tell me how you managed to reach the shore in an hour in a river less than ten meters away?"

Feixue propped up a wormwood and said, "What do you know, the calmer the surface, the more turbulent the undercurrent."

Ha ha!

Feixue: "You don't believe it?"

I believe, huh, huh.

Feixue threw away the Artemisia, stepped over, and shook my shoulder desperately. The heroine of Qiong Yao's drama upper body: "Why don't you believe it, why don't you believe it, why don't you believe it? Why why why?"

I leaned back and almost fell into the water.I believe it, I believe it, hey, mom, can you let me go first.

I remembered Heng Rui telling me with a smile on his face this morning: "I got you a boat."

When I heard the word "船", I laughed out of wrinkled faces like a coquettish flower, and said, "Oh, it's actually not necessary. I really don't need to buy such a big one."

Heng Rui said: "No, it's a very small one."

I asked, "How small?"

Heng Rui: "Very... small."

Then I saw the legendary little one.

I looked at Heng Rui with a smile, and gently stroked his face: "Honey, not all ships can be called."

Now, on this "ship" ship, Feixue and I supported each other, barely squeezing our slender bodies into the cabin to perform Robinson Crusoe.

Feixue suddenly let go of my shoulders and sat down on the side of the boat cosplaying the thinker.

I wondered: "Mulang?"

Feixue: "..."

I squeezed my throat: "Lang Jun, are you bored? If you are bored, tell me, Shutong, and I will relieve your sorrow."

Feixue: "..."

I undressed and helped him undress by the way.I sang: "My lord, are you too sleepy? If you are too sleepy, tell me, Shutong, and I will help you on the bamboo bed."

It's rare that Feixue didn't punch me, but I'm not used to it.

I pushed him: "What's wrong with you?"

Feixue said sadly, "I'm seasick."

ha?Seasick boatman?Are you dizzy or am I dizzy?

Feixue looked at me seriously, and said, "Shutong, is there any kind of person in this world who can stand on water?"

Floating on the water?The legendary superior lightness kung fu?Where is it?

Feixue pointed behind me: "Hold your chin up, don't drop it."

Tsk, Feixue underestimated me, Mr. Xie, isn't it just Xu Ning standing in the rain with an umbrella and fluttering white clothes?As expected of a beauty, on a rainy day, she is still so beautiful and refined, even clearer than the rain.However, he seemed to be standing suspended in the water.

Real people don't show their faces, Xu Ning, could it be that you are a martial arts master?

Feixue said: "Strange?"

I said, "Odd."

"Strange?"

"Strange."

"Is it strange?"

"strangeness......"

"Did you dislocate your jaw?"

What a big deal, as for?How could I have done something so degrading with a dislocated jaw when I just fell straight into the water.