Ruan Shutong

After trying to figure this out, some of the previous things seem to have been answered.When I was just a sophomore, I was really depressed for a while, because I suddenly discovered that besides the girl from the English department next door, I also liked a muscular guy who had just transferred from our department.I heard that there are not many eclectic people like me, who belong to marginal people and need to be isolated so as not to destroy social stability and unity.But later, a senior otaku in the same bed told me that you were purely motivated by hunger and thirst.Right now, I have been given more than a dozen island country action movies, so that I can be self-reliant and have enough food and clothing.After a night of hard work, Lao Tzu felt relieved after a huge blowout.

But now that otaku and porn are not available, and the long nights are long and lonely, how can I relieve my loneliness?

At this moment, Heng Jing climbed over the wall and entered, and the heavenly soldiers and generals fell in front of me.

Doesn't this kid know how to walk through the door?

I said to Uncle Zhong: "Insert a row of glass balls on the wall." Oh, forgot, there was no glass in the Iron Age, so I changed my words: "Insert a few rows of blades, the sun will still reflect light, and it looks bright."

Heng Jing said: "Shu Shu, you just don't want to see me so much, what are you so awkward with me?"

I said: "I want to fall in love with Xu Meiren with all my heart, and when I was about to get it yesterday, you happened to come."

Heng Jing took a sip of tea, looked at me with big eyes, and looked like a resentful woman: "Shu Shu, I always want to commit myself to you, why don't you?"

I glanced at him and said, "I'm not interested in minors." Besides, I don't want to commit rape (anti-swallowing).

Heng Jing Dian'er posted it over and said, "Xu Ning is not as beautiful as I am."

I had no choice but to patiently explain to the brat how beautiful and flowing the jet black hair was, how beautiful and refined the plain and elegant eyebrows were, how heart-stirring the slender and thin body was, and how the slightly curled hair was. How sexy and alluring the two thin lips are.

As for Hengjing, that's not the same thing at all. He's naturally beautiful, but it doesn't fit my aesthetics: May I ask, does Chang'e think Red Boy looks good?Would Su Daji think Nezha was good-looking?I have no love (anti-swallowing) pedophilia.

Heng Jing was still depressed, and dragged me out, saying that the reason why I think Xu Ning is beautiful is that I have been bored at home for too long, and wants to take me out to be chic and unrestrained, and I will get used to being fat, thin, and Yingying. Naturally, Xu Ning was put down.

All the way led me to the red light district of Beijing.

It was probably the first time for Hengjing to come here, especially the old hat took out a 1000 tael silver ticket and threw it on the table, and said to the bustard who had painted his face with rouge and powder: "The restaurant is the most beautiful. It’s not good to see that my uncle won’t give you the money.”

I guess the two of us can be summed up in four words in the star-studded eyes of the old bustard: people are stupid and rich.Typical bullshit.

The old bustard called out loudly: "Ask Qingcheng to come and pick up the guests."

Allure, what a cheesy name.I've always thought that those stunning beauties should be called Ruyan, Ruoshui, Xirou, etc. I don't know what kind of thing this Qingcheng is.

I was bored looking at the furnishings in the restaurant. A few orchid plants and pots of peonies were placed on the window sills. The reds and greens looked unique.Probably for the sake of being arty, there are still a few calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall, presumably the decoration of this restaurant has also been thoughtful.

But when I saw the content of one of the calligraphy and paintings, I immediately dispelled my previous opinion.

Calligraphy and painting on the letter: Light wine in front of people, embraced by nephrite lamps, looking back into the embrace is always full of affection.Pain, pain, lightly push Lang, gradually heard trembling, slightly frightened red.There is no gap between the trial and the Gengfan, this time the flavor is so subversive, moving, arms crossed, lips meet, tongues touch each other.

I almost bit my tongue, which was too explicit.Can't help feeling, the ancients are real, you see how authentic this obscenity is written, unlike some of the current websites, such as Nasha, a certain degree of a certain river, a few sensitive words are mosaic, it is not harmonious, it really should be with the old Ancestry studies.

The old bustard poured me two cups of tea with the teapot, and asked with a smile, "What do you call me?"

Just as Heng Jing was about to answer, I preempted him: "This is Shu Tong, this is my cousin, Jing Heng."

The old bustard murmured: "Mr. Shu and Mr. Jing are right to come to our place. We have all kinds of beauties here, and the safekeeping satisfies both of you. Qingcheng is the number one card here, and she is bad-tempered by being praised on weekdays. It's not uncommon to see, seeing the two masters looking good and talking well today, Qingcheng is willing to come out to meet guests."

I thought to myself: If one day a nouveau riche with a fat forehead and a finger-thick gold chain around his neck drops you 1000 taels, you probably think he looks good and talks well.

Just as she was talking, Qingcheng gracefully came down from the stairs.

I stared dumbfounded at him sitting next to me in a coquettish way, and directly put his hand into my lapel.

With fine eyes and long eyebrows, fat lips, wearing a bright red cloak, the front is half open, and the hair is not tied, only scattered coquettishly on the shoulders.

What a charming, what an evildoer.

I don't know why, but the first word I jumped on my head was: shemale!

Qingcheng leaned on my shoulder and said quietly: "Master Shu, how do you want Qingcheng to serve you?"

Lao Tzu was touched a few times by him, and he trembled violently. Master Qingcheng's lips were pressed against Lao Tzu's ears, and a few words of "Mr. Shu" made Lao Tzu's scalp go numb, and his bones were almost brittle.

I grabbed Qingcheng's hand, released the clothes that were about to be torn apart by him, and said: "Mr. Qingcheng is gorgeous, but my taste is relatively plain, please forgive me."

Smiling apologetically, watching Qingcheng get up lazily, he flicked his sleeves and left.Before leaving, he also said, "You bastard."

I'm really a coward. If I had the guts, I'd just hug Xu Ning and gnaw on him right now, and I still need to find you bastards who are just laughing?

The old bustard watched Qingcheng leave, and said with embarrassment: "Then let Bingqing and Yujie accompany you, young master." He lowered his voice and said closer: "To tell you the truth, the one who just came in a few days ago is still a Qingke. They haven't hung up yet."

After a while, two more boys in light green and light blue robes came over.My head hurts even more now.

These two children looked younger than Heng Jing, how could I destroy the seedlings of the motherland?

I dragged Heng Jing out of the restaurant depressed.

Heng Jing was also annoyed, he grabbed me and asked, "Why do you have such high vision, let alone someone like Qingcheng, even the later Yujie Bingqing is considered the best. Why don't you look up to me?"

It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I can't accept the fact that I'm a broken sleeve for the time being.God knows why I changed my temper suddenly after wearing it.

Heng Jing said: "Shushu, is Xu Ning just this good? Because you can't even catch such a superb product?"

I lowered my head and said melancholy: "Once the sea was too difficult for water, but Wushan is not a cloud."

Heng Jing rushed over and put his arms around my waist: "Shu Shu, let me be your water in the sea and cloud in Wushan."

Lao Tzu flew up and kicked the brat away.

After wandering around for a while and returning home, I found that the yard was not in the right condition as soon as I opened the door.The air pressure is probably too low.

When I stepped in, I saw Qiulan kneeling in the middle of the courtyard and a woman sitting in front of her, domineering.

The woman is about thirty or so, wearing gold and silver, she can look good, but she can also be vulgar.

I walked over to help Qiulan up, and said, "Didn't I say not to kneel casually?"

Qiulan knelt for about a long time, but when I pulled her up, she couldn't stand still and staggered a little.

A girl next to the woman rushed over. Before I could see the situation clearly, she had already raised her arm and slapped Qiulan firmly.Qiulan's side face was immediately imprinted with bright red palm prints.

Depend on!I'm still standing here, how can I get you, a girl, to be arrogant?

Seeing another slap in the face, I grabbed the girl's hand and said, "If you dare to slap Qiulan again, I will definitely pay you back ten times."

Probably the original Ruan Shutong was cowardly and easy to bully, the little girl looked at me blankly, her face turned red all of a sudden, even Qiulan said in surprise: "Master, you..."

I smiled at Qiulan and signaled her not to be afraid.I don't know how much Qiulan has been wronged because of Ruan Shutong, but now that it's me, Xie Yushi, it's not so easy.

The little girl finally spoke: "This slut is disrespectful to the third lady, so what's wrong with this servant teaching her a lesson for the third lady?"

I laughed, a servant girl of the third concubine dared to be so arrogant.Ruan Shutong, you are really a grandson.

I said: "Young Master's servant girl, Master Ben can teach me a lesson, don't bother Third Aunt too much."

The tea cup in the third aunt's hand fell to the ground, and she pointed at me with trembling fingers: "You, you, you are so courageous."

I smirked: "Thank you, Third Aunt, for your compliment."

I have analyzed the situation in Nguyen Mansion.Mrs. Ruan gave birth to two sons for Ruan Hui, Ruan Shutong's two older brothers: Ruan Cheng and Ruan Shangjun.Gu Xiqin has only one son: Ruan Shutong.As for the third wife, marrying her was purely accidental, Ruan Hui probably never looked at this woman in his life, despite her flamboyant attire, she was not favored by Ruan Hui.

So women are sometimes very sad, full of cleverness but useless in the right direction.From Ruan Shutong's appearance, I can probably guess Gu Xiqin's appearance, she is a real beauty.Although this third concubine was considered to be above average, she was still far behind Gu Xiqin.But she also likes to play tricks, so she ran up to the plain-looking Gu Xiqin in such a vulgar way and thought she was good-looking, trying to compare her to her.As everyone knows, who is Ruan Hui?He is full of poetry and books, and he is arrogant.People who read a lot will inevitably have some eccentricities. They like beautiful women without makeup. The more jeweled you are, the more vulgar he thinks you are.I remember that a buddy in my dorm used to get the first beauty in our grade.Once when I went out to play, the girls who went with me secretly competed, fearing that the beautiful woman would steal all the limelight by myself, so I dressed up carefully on the day when I was not dressed up on weekdays, with fluttering skirts and high heels dancing.But when a beautiful woman with a ponytail, a white shirt, denim shorts, and white canvas shoes appeared, she instantly killed everyone, making those girls' elaborate attire a laughing stock.So the third aunt doesn't know what to do.

Every time the third aunt came over to provoke her, Gu Xiqin let her make a fuss and didn't bother to talk to her.In such a comparison, Ruan Hui would only like Gu Xiqin more, no man wants his woman to be narrow-minded and small-minded.

Later, Gu Xiqin passed away early because of her unlucky beauty, and the third aunt thought that this charming girl would have passed away, so she should have a better life, but she forgot that no one in this world can defeat a dead person.Therefore, the third aunt is destined to be a poor person.

Although Gu Xiqin has never closed the door of the Ruan Mansion all her life, she is still the second wife of the Ruan Mansion in name, and she was once Ruan Hui's favorite person. In front of me, the second wife's son, what kind of prestige do you, a third aunt, play?

The third aunt began to be rude, but obviously she was not enough, she just said: "I am your concubine, how can you be disrespectful to your elders?"

I continued to laugh: "There are many concubines of mine, may I ask which one are you?"

The third aunt jumped up and scolded tremblingly: "You, you, it's just, it's just the opposite, Rou'er, teach her for me."

Rou'er naturally didn't dare to teach me a lesson, so she came over to bully Qiulan. I stopped in front of Qiulan and said: "If the third aunt is angry, just take it to me, why bother a servant."

After finishing speaking, I firmly grabbed Rouer's arm, pressed it against the wall, and said to Qiulan: "Go and get my knife. I will show the third aunt a new skill I learned recently, blindfolded flying knife."

The third aunt almost ran away in despair.I was terrified, but I didn't expect that my quick tongue at this moment would cause me some trouble in the future.

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