What if the fiancée becomes a man?

When the two were sleeping at night, Jiang Shaomin suddenly said, "Do you think Brandon is in good shape?"

Shen Jin's sleepiness was frightened away, and he questioned Jiang Shaomin: "You don't like Tim like Brandon, do you? Yes, I admit, his sexual charm is quite strong, but he is a straight man like me. Man, you have to control your heart. Besides, the two of you don't understand the language, where do you start? And..."

Jiang Shaomin was so angry that he ground his teeth, he simply grabbed Shen Jin's hand and asked him to touch his abdomen: "Is it hard?"

Shen Jin stopped his mouth, stretched out his fingers and felt it: "Hard! And the pieces are distinct! Like a colonel's chicken nugget."

"Here, here." Satisfied, Jiang Shaomin took Shen Jin's hand and touched his waist, "This is the mermaid line."

Shen Jin's palm slid down the groove of the mermaid line, envious: "You are all so good, unlike me, the belly is soft, only meat."

"What about us?" Jiang Shaomin snorted, "I bet Brandon's figure is definitely not as good as mine. My body fat percentage is only [-]%. You can ask him."

Only then did Shen Jin realize that Jiang Shaomin was comparing his figure with Brandon, not interested in him.Relieved, he echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, I also think that Brandon's figure is not as good as yours."

"Then tell me, what's good about me?" Jiang Shaomin asked him a question.

Shen Jin was stunned for a moment: "That...you look thin in clothes, but fleshy in undress, you...you are Neixiu."

Only then did Jiang Shaomin let him go with satisfaction.

"How do you practice? I think so too. Do you have to go to the gym? Or just keep running?" Shen Jin muttered under the covers.

Jiang Shaomin turned over and hugged him, reached into his clothes and touched his belly, and said lazily, "It's fine like this."

"Don't touch it, you tell me it's itchy." Shen Jin resisted.

"Pretentious." Jiang Shaomin patted his belly like patting a watermelon, and took his hand back.

The two whispered and fell asleep.Early the next morning, Jiang Shaomin stretched out his arms and hugged him for nothing. He wondered in his heart, isn't Shen Jin a chicken?Get up so early every day?

Struggling to get up and go downstairs, Jiang Shaomin accidentally saw Tim and Brandon drinking coffee at the dining table.The expressions of the two were mysterious.

"Whereisshenjin?" Jiang Shaomin was familiar with this English sentence.

The two pointed to the bathroom at the same time.

Shen Jin is shaving?Jiang Shaomin tiptoed to the door, put his ears on it, and listened to the movement, but there was no sound inside.He pretended to be in a hurry to urinate, and slammed on the door: "Who, who is in there? Come out, come out, I am in a hurry, I have to go to the toilet, hurry up."

The people inside were walking slowly, Jiang Shaomin added to the fire: "Oh, no, no, no, I'm going to pee my pants."

The door opened a crack, Jiang Shaomin stretched his right shoulder to open the door, slipped in, closed the door and locked it.Don't let Tim and Brandon, who came in behind, succeed.

"Go pee!" Shen Jin covered his face and said standing in front of the mirror.

Jiang Shaomin walked slowly to the toilet and took off his pants.He turned his head and looked at Shen Jin, who was facing away from him, in the mirror.

In the sound of ding-dong water, Shen Jin blushed, his ears were red, and even his fingers were red.

Jiang Shaomin shook a few times, walked back like a ruffian, and bumped Shen Jin's shoulder while washing his hands: "Hey, have you finished shaving?"

Shen Jin nodded like overcooked shrimp.

"Let me see first?" Jiang Shaomin put his wet palm on Shen Jin's, with an irresistible light in his eyes.

Shen Jin put down his hand a little nervously and evasively, while Jiang Shaomin held his hand firmly without speaking.Shen Jin suddenly cried and said: "I just said don't shave! I look so strange. When I first came to England, it was inconvenient to do anything. They thought I was a child. Customers saw me like this, who would dare Leave the pet to me! Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jiang Shaomin let go of Shen Jin's hand, rubbed his heart-beating chest, and comforted in a hoarse voice: "You won't be unemployed, your boss wants you to shave, if she dares to fire you, I will accompany you to sue her. "

"Really?" Shen Jin lowered his head halfway and raised his eyes to look at him.

From this angle, the eyes are much bigger, and Shen Jin's face looks even cuter.what to do?This is myself... Jiang Shaomin swallowed: "Really! You go out first, I want to take a bath."

"Well, Tim and Brandon are definitely going to laugh at me." Shen Jin put on a heroic expression of an ugly daughter-in-law seeing her in-laws, opened the door and went out.

Jiang Shaomin closed the door from the inside, and was not surprised to hear Tim's gay screams outside the door.He lowered his head and glanced at the small tent that had been unscrupulously tilted up because of the Lord's departure. For the first time, he seriously thought about whether there was something wrong with him.

He originally thought that Shen Jin was average-looking, even ugly, that's why he covered his face with a big beard.Otherwise, what freak would do that?As a result, once he shaved his beard, Shen Jin became that one-in-a-million freak, and a cute freak at that.It turned out that his skin was fair and tender, his face was thin, and he had a pointed chin that would look good on a camera.Turning the corner of the mouth, there will be a foul dimple.As Shen Jin himself said, he is not at all like a mature veterinarian who is about to graduate at the age of 22 and can perform cataract surgery. His face makes him look no more than sixteen or seventeen, full of childishness.

Jiang Shaomin suddenly had the feeling of being an older brother, but being an older brother, would people set up a small tent?

"Ding dong", the phone beeped.

Jiang Shaomin unlocked the screen, and it was Jiang Sinan's greeting message: "Brother, have you woken up yet? I'm attending the wedding today, remember to take a picture, a group photo! Hehe, I want to see how Shen Dabeard is killed by you, and then send it to my parents to have a look .”

"Anyway, I can't find a partner worse than you, brother." At the end, she added.

"Hehe, then you will never be able to get married in this life." Jiang Shaomin stared at the group photo and looked at it again and again, and replied with a sneer, "The groom ran away, the wedding was cancelled, and there is no group photo. Also, since you hate Shen Jin, I won’t send his photos to hurt your eyes in the future.”

Jiang Shaomin put down his phone, took off his clothes quickly, stood under the shower head and let out his hair, and at the last moment, all he could think about in his mind was Shen Jin's murmuring, bright red lips.

The water was pattering down, washing away all traces, Jiang Shaomin understood a truth, he should be about to bend over.

At this moment, he doesn't want anyone to see Shen Jin's current appearance, especially Jiang Sinan.

How can this be good?Good brother-in-law and brother-in-law, made it like this.Jiang Shaomin scratched his head in distress, maybe it was just impulsive?Men, I often have this kind of urge, so I have to hold back!Hold back!Jiang Shaomin did a good job of psychological preparation and opened the bathroom door.Shen Jin who heard the movement immediately ran towards him, looking at the person in front of him, Jiang Shaomin felt that he might not be able to bear it.

Shen Jin, who was wearing a red sweater, rushed over and smiled at Jiang Shaomin: "Brandon and Tim said that I don't have to worry about being prudent. If it were them, they would definitely give me the pet with confidence."

That's because they don't have pets, and they don't take it seriously when they say it casually.Jiang Shaomin couldn't help pinching his face, and sighed: "In that case, can we go?"

Shen Jin looked pained, and patted Jiang Shaomin's hand away: "I pinched my stomach at night, and now I pinch my face? Jiang Shaomin, do you have ADHD?"

After shaving, Shen Jin changed from double bomb gas to Pikachu.Jiang Shaomin felt that he did not have ADHD, only skin hunger and thirst. Shen Jin, a veterinarian, did not know when he realized that he needed treatment.

Five minutes later, the four packed up and set off together.The hotel where the wedding was held was called Grosvenor, which was located in downtown London, not far from Hyde Park.The female boss called frantically along the way, and heard from Shen Jin that she had brought two roommates, and immediately suggested that Tim and the others be best men, because there were five bridesmaids on her side, and she couldn't make her husband look weak .

"She sounds manic." After hanging up the phone, Shen Jin told everyone with lingering fear. "She is not usually like this, she is very gentle with small animals and us. I guess, this wedding has put a lot of pressure on her."

"Of course, after all, my husband's best man team was wiped out, which is not a good sign." Tim joked.

"You can't say that when you see her later." Shen Jin reminded, and vaccinated everyone, "If she has a bad temper, don't be angry, after all, today is her wedding day."

As a result, the first person to be bombarded was Shen Jin himself.The female boss Gina collapsed at the first sight of Shen Jin: "My God, Shen? Are you Shen? Damn it, did I hire child labor? Will there be people from anti-child labor organizations looking for trouble for me?"

Shen Jin was a little confused, and said anxiously: "Gina, I have a passport and identity certificate."

"Oh, God, I was joking just now." Gina waved her hand, "However, you do look too young! Shen, I do regret it a bit. I shouldn't have asked you to shave your beard. Our hospital will suffer another loss." A professional veterinarian."

"Gina, are you going to fire me?" Shen Jin gave Jiang Shaomin a tearless expression, Jiang Shaomin grabbed his palm and patted him twice to show comfort.

"No, no, no, it's just that I think that you will have fewer opportunities to perform surgery in the future. People will not let a child perform surgery on their pets." Gina said thoughtfully.

Seeing that Shen Jin was about to cry, Tim smoothed things over and said, "Hi, Gina, I'm Tim, Shen's roommate. Excuse me, what should we do now?"

"First of all, you should change your clothes first." Gina realized that there are still a lot of trivial things to do, and she said urgently, "After changing, we may do some emergency treatment to make the suit look better .It's just... God, Shen, you are too childish, I don't think you are suitable to be a best man, you should be a flower girl."

"Gina, are you joking?" Shen Jin twitched his stiff mouth.

"No, no, I'm serious this time." Gina nodded seriously.

The author has something to say:

If the little angels have no objections, then I will move the update at [-] o'clock tomorrow night to [-] o'clock in the morning to touch metaphysics, how about it?

small theater:

One day, Shen Jin quietly trained himself into eight-pack abs and showed it off to Jiang Shaomin.

Shen Jin: Mud touch.

Jiang Shaomin touched below the navel.

Shen Jin: Bah!Touched wrong!is here.

Jiang Shaomin (surprised): Hard?

Shen Jin (proud face): I have been practicing for a long time recently, going to the gym every day, and... ouch, what are you doing?

Jiang Shaomin: Your waist strength has improved, of course you have to unlock new postures!

afterwards--

Shen Jin: Hey, don't train your waist anymore.

Jiang Shaomin: Let's practice chest, big breasts (husband's) are good luck.