What if the fiancée becomes a man?

As soon as Shen Jin woke up, he felt that today was unusual.Because, for the first time ever, he woke up late, and Jiang Shaomin actually finished washing and sat in the room playing with his mobile phone while waiting for him to get up.

"Why did you sleep so long today?" Jiang Shaomin looked suspiciously at the dark blue under Shen Jin's eyes.

Shen Jin yawned, his eyes evasive: "Well, maybe I was too tired a while ago. Maybe I didn't sleep well because I had a nightmare last night."

"What did you dream about? Did you dream about the ghost of this house?" Jiang Shaomin sneered, swiped his fingers, and passed another level with full marks, and got three stars.

Shen Jin blushed, shook his head and said: "It's about the same, anyway, it's not a...good dream."

"I told you not to be so stingy." Jiang Shaomin looked up at him, "After I return to China, I will return the house and find another place. If you are short of money, I will help you pay the extra part."

Shen Jin paused when he put the clothes on his head, and looked at Jiang Shaomin meaningfully with a pair of eyes: "Why do you help me pay the extra part?"

"Just treat it as your compensation for the divorce." This excuse was thought up by Jiang Shaomin all morning, "You are the one who was dumped by the Jiang family, and you deserve it. From now on, you will live in a better house. It doesn't have to be so hard, you know?"

Jiang Shaomin thought that Shen Jin would be very moved, but the other party said coldly: "No, this house is very good, Tim and Brandon are also very good, I will live here."

"What's wrong with this? This is a haunted house!" Jiang Shaomin was worried in his heart, thinking that the cutie in front of him might not be awake yet.

Shen Jin opened the door and went down to wash, then turned around and asked, "Have you decided when to go back?"

"I bought the ticket, the plane the day after tomorrow."

"Okay." Shen Jin gritted his teeth and nodded to the person on the sofa, "After breakfast, I'll take you shopping."

"Hey, are you out of class?" Jiang Shaomin asked.

Shen Jin slammed the door, pretending not to hear, and ran downstairs with heavy steps.He took a toothbrush and brushed his teeth for 10 minutes, vowing to brush away the feeling of being licked by the other party.Damn, leave the day after tomorrow!Tickets are also bought!Why do you still want to kiss?What means?playing me?It's agreed to divorce, and I'm a straight man!Why are you pestering me to sleep?Hug hug, hug a fart!Still teasing me!tease me!

Shen Jin had no expression on his face, and roared in his heart, and as he brushed, a burst of grievance suddenly appeared in his heart.

In the future...don't sleep in the same bed with other people, you will have problems sleeping.He scooped up cold water and poured it on his face, covering up the tears that were about to pour out.He's just a fool, always falling in love with guys who don't have sincerity for him.

If Jiang Shaomin knew Shen Jin's thoughts, he would have shouted three times, I am wronged!It's a pity that Shen Jin is a snail, hiding his head in his own small shell, covering up all his emotions.When he went shopping, his expression was not wrong at all, and he suggested to Jiang Shaomin: "Why don't you go to the British Museum? I heard that there seems to be a theme exhibition recently. The store outside the exhibition hall specializes in miniature exhibits or peripherals. You can bring Order souvenirs for friends."

Jiang Shaomin felt that in addition to bringing things for his family, he also had to buy gifts for fans, which would be used for Weibo lucky draw.The items in the British Museum seemed to be very suitable for giving away fans, so the two decided to go there as the first stop.

It's just that the idea is beautiful, but the reality makes people... dumbfounded.

When the two passed through the colleges of Russell Square, University of London and arrived in front of the museum, they realized that the theme of the latest exhibition was the study of same-sex culture in ancient Greece and ancient Egypt.The two walked in with the unknown Chinese tour group, staring at the exhibits together in a daze.There are countless phallus sculptures in the exhibition hall; there are also many ancient unearthed totems that are displayed separately, with hints of the same sex; one of the long ampoules with a white background is the focus of its block, and there are two young men carved on the bottle, A naked young man is holding a cane, and the other is dressed and holding a wooden stick. The former looks back at the latter, with the words "Calipis is very handsome" written on it.

The tour guide introduced at the front, while Shen Jin and Jiang Shaomin listened behind.

When the tour guide mentioned that Greek vase paintings often only read "a certain boy is so beautiful", but rarely found the inscription "a certain woman is so beautiful".Jiang Shaomin stuck to Shen Jin's ear and said, "Did you bring me here on purpose?"

Shen Jin was already too ashamed: "I don't know the theme of the exhibition at all."

"It's all right now, it's for nothing!" Jiang Shaomin smiled maliciously, "The souvenirs here are not easy to take back and give away."

Shen Jin nodded and said apologetically, "I'm sorry."

Jiang Shaomin was both angry and soft.This person, the way he apologized earnestly is really cute, but, is it necessary to be so polite to himself?He pinched Shen Jin's face: "Okay, this is punishment, you don't need to be sorry."

Shen Jin rubbed his face in surprise, and whispered: "You don't need corporal punishment either."

The two finally went to the store. Sure enough, most of the products had strong hints of organs, so they were not easy to give away.However, after the two tried their best to search, they still found a kind of blanket. Although it was painted with muscular luo men, it was highly artistic. They were all antique Roman sculptures, and they were not exposed.If you put it on Weibo, everyone should be able to accept it.So Jiang Shaomin paid for ten of them.

It may be that Jiang Shaomin is proud of buying things, or he may think that Shen Jin and Jiang Shaomin are a couple. The shop owner couldn't help but recommend that there is also a free portrait service for gay couples in the shop.

"Can't ordinary friends work?" Shen Jin asked with a blushing face.

"No." The owner is a long-haired European man with an uninhibited artistic atmosphere. "This event is only for gay couples."

"Then...then how do you know if someone else is a couple?" Shen Jin couldn't help asking.

"Kiss! Actually, we want to collect 1069 kiss photos of gay couples for the Rainbow □□ in December, and we have collected 637 photos so far. Will you contribute to the event?" the owner explained.

"No, no, we are not a couple." Shen Jin waved his hands repeatedly.

Seeing Shen Jin speaking bird language, Jiang Shaomin blushed.Alarm bells go off in my heart, thinking that the person I love has been teased.Pulling Shen Jin to leave: "Let's go, there's nothing to choose here, now you accompany me to Burberry, Chanel, I want to buy a few bags to take back."

Shen Jin smiled apologetically at the shopkeeper.

Just as the two left, a middle-aged man wearing a tour group's Little Red Riding Hood spat at the two holding hands. The thick green phlegm soared to the bottom of Shen Jin's feet, and he almost missed stepping on it.

Jiang Shaomin glared, furious and crowned Lan Yan, and immediately went forward to teach the people of the country the principles of life.

Shen Jin grabbed him, thinking that one more thing is worse than one less thing. The Chinese quarreled in the museum, and the Chinese lost face.

Never thought that Shen Jin has this self-awareness, but the other party does not.Seeing that the two were afraid of causing trouble, the middle-aged man puffed up his thin cheeks and squeezed out a harsh sarcasm: "Master Rabbit, I'm ashamed to go abroad!"

"What did you say?" Shen Jin suspected that he had heard wrong.

"You don't know what I'm talking about? Are you two people who engage in backdoors afraid that others won't know? Hold hands! Bah, it's a good thing you met me now. If I were young and met someone like you, I wouldn't scratch you." My surname is not Sun." The middle-aged man blasted out a long string of curse words like a cannonball.

"Keep your mouth clean!" Jiang Shaomin had never been treated like this before. While protecting Shen Jin, he took a step forward and cursed viciously.

He is tall and big, and looks difficult to deal with.But the middle-aged man is not afraid, he stomped his foot, raised his voice and shouted: "Hey! Do you still want to hit someone? Hey! Come and have a look! It's embarrassing! Two dead glass sissies, shameless and skinless, It's so flirtatious. After being educated by me, you still want to commit murder! Come and have a look, ready-made rabbit master, there are mother-born and mother-in-law things..."

Although the outside of the exhibition hall was not quiet, it had never been so noisy. Many Chinese and foreigners were attracted and formed a large circle.

Seeing more and more people, the middle-aged man became even more proud, pointing at Shen Jin and Jiang Shaomin and scolding: "Does your family know that you are doing piyan abroad? Hey! Yes, yes!" The man turned on his mobile phone and started recording Some people shouted, "Take it! Take it all! Put it on the Internet for their family to see, what a stinky thing happened! These rotten tai, they should be expelled from China, and if they want to lose it, they will lose the face of other countries , in short, don’t lose face to the Chinese! Do you know that being gay is anti-human? I’m really ashamed to say that if people go into the shitting place, are you disgusting? Ah bah! No wonder everyone has AIDS , Dirty!"

The middle-aged man didn't know if he had rabies. The more people there were, the more excited he was.He has done a lot of this kind of thing in China, and some gay guys dare not reply back when they are scolded by him, only dare to run away with their tails between their legs.He is clear in his heart, a gay guy can't see the light, how can he be so open and aboveboard like him.

Jiang Shaomin was trembling with anger, he really wanted to beat this man up, but it was difficult to do so in such a large crowd.He had no choice but to stand in front of Shen Jin, covering him tightly, not wanting him to see the whispering and pointing of the people around him.To protect him well was the only thought in Jiang Shaomin's mind.

"Let's go! Shen Jin, when we go back, we will treat it as if we have encountered a mental illness." Jiang Shaomin met all the benevolent or malicious eyes, and said tightly holding the hands of the people behind him.He was really scared, but he was not afraid of middle-aged men, nor was he afraid of the crowd, he was only afraid that Shen Jin would be afraid.

"Why do you want to leave?" Who knows, Shen Jin, who is usually soft and sticky, squeezed his palm back hard and stood up.

The two faced the complacent middle-aged man and all the onlookers in an intimate gesture with their arms intertwined.

"Uncle, aren't you the most disgusting homosexual? Then you should open your eyes and take a look today." Shen Jin smiled brightly. He puffed up his chest and shouted to everyone around him, "Yes! Wearegay! Weloveeachother!"

After finishing speaking, no matter how astonished Jiang Shaomin's eyes were, Shen Jin grabbed his shoulders, and with a gentle smile and bravery, stood on tiptoe and kissed the lips of the person he liked.

"Next time, don't kiss me secretly again." When kissing, he said softly in a voice that only two people could hear.

The author has something to say:

Metaphysics is really useful!The clicks will increase, and the points will also increase.It's just that the collection hasn't increased much.By the way, the little angels who saw Chapter 20 all the way should really love the article!Since it is true love, can the author ask you one thing, help me think of a boring but not obscene article title, and help me succeed in my third visa application, please!Hereby present a small theater...

Also, why is there pinyin in the text?Because the author was afraid of being harmed, he had no choice but to make a bad move.

small theater:

In a certain torture room, the author wore small leather boots and raised a small leather whip to interrogate Shen Jin, who was handcuffed on an iron seat.

Author: Say!What did you dream about last night?Not even the author told!If you don't say it, how can I write it?Do you want to stop updating?

Shen Jin: Great, I really didn’t have any dreams, it was just a nightmare.

Author: Didn't have any dream, you still have a rippling smile?Be honest, otherwise, be careful with the whip!

Shen Jin: Well, I said I said, I just dreamed about Jiang Shaomin.

Author (drool): Hehe, did you dream of hehehe with him?

Shen Jin: No, I just... dreamed that he was pregnant and gave birth to quadruplets, and asked me to wait on him for confinement.

Jiang Shaomin (jumps out violently): Great!Give me the whip, and the handcuffs, and the candle!I'm going to kill him today.

Author: Hehehe, take it easy, take it easy, I promise not to peek, hehehe...

Summary: Counter-offensive is undesirable, and in an article, having children is also undesirable.