What if the fiancée becomes a man?

@英国那些事实：#支持姐，反谁证## Contributed by fans, today in the ancient Greek exhibition hall of the British Museum, a couple of Chinese men and women were insulted by a middle-aged man wantonly, attracting countless crowds of onlookers...

Jiang Shaomin handed the phone to Shen Jin, and clicked on the video link.

The entire video is quite shaky. The photographer was looking for an angle at first, and then shot quietly at a relatively far distance.There was a lot of noise around, but the middle-aged man's curse was especially loud, and it was subtitled, so the audience knew what he was cursing.When the video progressed to Shen Jin yelling Wearegay, weloveeachother, the camera turned to them.At this point, the photographer not only added background music, but also blurred the whole picture, weakening the presence of the crowd, and kissing the two seemed to glow.And because of the light, the faces of the two are actually not clear, only vaguely handsome.

The video is not over yet, the photographer also added the scenes of those girls chasing after the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man not only insulted the women, but also pushed and shoved the camera. escape.

"It scared me to death..." Shen Jin covered his eyes after watching the video, "You just said that the video was uploaded, I thought you were going to come out to the whole Chinese people."

"The photographer has a conscience, and knows that we are not good at exposing us." Jiang Shaomin clicked on the comment, read it at a glance, and finally turned off the phone unhappy.

Although there are also voices in the comments that support comrades and condemn middle-aged men.But more, it is a comment that insults the photographer and the gay community.

Little Fat Pig: Why can two homosexuals play codes?The person who scolds does not hit?The photographer is too double-standard, this time I am a middle-aged man.

2984e87: Hehe, these comrades are too arrogant.Is it politically correct to support comrades now?

Sun Haiying diehard: I am not against comrades, but I am against comrades who say that if you don't support them, you are against them. It's disgusting.

Woman 48: If I have such a son, I might as well not have one.

awaya: I have a way to give birth to heterosexual offspring. Those who are interested can visit my Weibo.

These are some of the most popular comments. Jiang Shaomin was stunned when he saw it. Before he didn’t bend, he didn’t have much experience with the tag #护友异，选择评##, but this time he was insulted face to face and let him experience it He has seen a small corner of society's discrimination against gays, and these feelings make him depressed.

"Don't be depressed." Shen Jin saw right through him and pointed at his brow, "Here, he's not handsome anymore."

"How dare you say your boyfriend isn't handsome!" Jiang Shaomin put his arms around Shen Jin's shoulders, hooked him hard, and pulled him into his arms, "Next time you see your boyfriend frowning, do you know what you are going to do?"

Holding the painting, the two walked forward shoulder to shoulder, surrounded by a sweet pink atmosphere.

Shen Jin smiled and shook his head: "I don't know."

Jiang Shaomin moved his head closer and closed his eyes.

Shen Jin suddenly became nervous: "What...what are you doing? Just...didn't you just kiss me? Keep a low profile, okay?"

Jiang Shaomin opened one eye, his pupils were full of pride and ridicule, he pretended to be surprised and said: "Shen Jin, why do you always want to kiss me? I obviously just asked you to help me straighten my eyebrows! Tsk tsk tsk, you You like me too much, don't you?"

Knowing that he was being tricked, Shen Jin immediately gave Jiang Shaomin an elbow, and broke away from his hand: "Bah, get out of here."

The two were laughing and joking on the road, and they didn't notice what was sold on the street, whether there were cars around, or whether someone was pointing at them, as if the whole world had become a static background, and only the eyes of each other were the same. lively.

This "judgment" was sent until Jiang Shaomin took out his phone again, because WeChat notifications sounded one after another.

Little Bunny: I'll wipe it! ! ! ! ! ! !wipe! ! ! !

Little Tutu: Brother, don't scare me!

Little Rabbit: Forward Weibo @英国商事……

Little Bunny: Is that you?is that you? !

Little Bunny: It's you!

Little Tutu: Brother, hurry up and answer, I can't hold my phone anymore.

Jiang Shaomin really frowned this time, he didn't know how Jiang Sinan recognized him, could it be that he was defrauding him?However, it doesn't look like the tone...

Master Min: How did you recognize it?

Little Bunny: I'll go!Are you fucking bent?It's miserable, if my parents find out, I will die without a whole body.

Little Tutu: If I hadn't asked you to go to England, you wouldn't have been seduced by the saos; if you hadn't been seduced by the saos, you wouldn't have been bent; if you hadn't been bent, the Jiang family wouldn't have had any successors.Holy shit, from now on, I'm the Jiang family's big sinner...Brother, please let me go!

Seeing his sister Xianglin's sister-in-law's tone, Jiang Shaomin was very upset.He typed a few words: "Answer! My! Question!"

Seeing that his expression was very strange, Shen Jin asked cautiously: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Shaomin hissed and shook his head.

Seeing this, Shen Jin quietly backed away, everyone has secrets, and they have only been together for a few hours, so he can't be a person who disrespects his boyfriend.

Noticing that there was a cutie by his side, Jiang Shaomin realized what he had done.He was startled suddenly, stopped quickly, pulled Shen Jin, and showed him the phone: "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it just now. Come on, boyfriend, check my phone, I'm absolutely innocent."

"Where do I want to check your mobile phone, I... I just want to ask you what's going on." Shen Jin felt that Jiang Shaomin had slandered him, and blushed.

"You'll know it just by looking at it." Jiang Shaomin said while typing for Jiang Sinan.

Little Tutu: The coat and shoes you are wearing, one is bought by me for your birthday, and the other is bought by my mother!Do you think I'm blind?

Master Min: I am not the only one who can buy and wear, so how can you be sure it is me?

Little Tutu: Oh, that's right... But, what you said just now is obviously an admission!

Jiang Shaomin felt that his IQ might have been lowered by Jiang Sinan, otherwise, how could he be so stupid just now?If I had known earlier, I would have fooled her.

Little Tutu: Tell me, who is that sao bastard?

Pointing at himself, Shen Jin asked Jiang Shaomin in astonishment: "Sao...sao? Is she talking about me?"

Jiang Shaomin nodded embarrassingly, and then used the law of stern words and rainstorms to destroy flowers on his own sister.

Master Min: Pay attention to me, the sao you are talking about is someone my brother and I like!Let me hear you say that next time, and I will block you immediately!

Seeing this, Shen Jin turned his head, and the roots of his ears were red.

However, Jiang Shaomin liked to see him so embarrassed, kissed him from the air, and blew a kiss.

Master Min: Also, you discriminate against gays?Discriminate against your brother and me?

Little Tutu: (crying expression) Brother, I don’t have one, I have several gay honeys, okay?

Master Min: Then you are Mr. Ye and a good dragon. You usually have a hot fight with gays. When this kind of thing happens to you, you can't accept it!Jiang Sinan, you have disappointed me so much.

After sending this sentence, it took a long time before the message was replied.During this period, the two passed by a musical fountain and sat down on the surrounding stone steps.Gray, brown, and patterned pigeons cooed and flew around the two of them, the sun was shining on them, and the world around them was leisurely.

Little Tutu: Brother, I admit that you are right, I am Ye Gonghaolong.I usually clamor to support comrades, love is gender-neutral, same-sex also has true love!But when things happen to my own brother, I really really really don't want to!Brother, you don't know how hard it is to be a comrade.As far as today is concerned, the stinky man in the video scolded you like that, I was almost pissed off!But do you know that there are many people like him in this world!Do you understand how much pressure and discrimination you will face in the future if you continue to bend down?Also, you're with men, Mom, Dad, and Grandpa, how sad should they be?Even if you can persevere and refuse to compromise, when the time comes, both sides will suffer. Do you really want to see such a result?Also, none of my gay honeys have been in a relationship for more than three months. Gay love is too unstable, and they face many temptations. Brother, I don’t want to see you get hurt. I just want to I hope to see you live happily in the future, and don't be alone in your old age with no one to take care of you.Brother, please tell me, you just played it out of curiosity, right?

Shen Jin looked at the words and fell silent.After a while, he said leisurely: "Your sister is really kind to you, Jiang Shaomin...do you think we are doing the right thing?"

Jiang Shaomin didn't speak.

A hole opened up in Shen Jin's heart, but he said: "That's fine, anyway, you will go back the day after tomorrow, why don't we forget..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Shaomin turned around and blocked his mouth.

Because the movement was too big, the pigeons were frightened and flew away, the fountain splashed, and the two kissed to death amidst the music.

"Never say such things again." After a long time, Jiang Shaomin let him go and said with red eyes.

Shen Jin nodded obediently.

"I only know that 'love' is definitely right, and it's right to love someone." Jiang Shaomin grabbed his hand and said, "If you think what my sister said is wrong, I can only tell you, it's wrong. Definitely not people in love, but something else."

"For example, is this society?" Shen Jin asked in a daze.

Jiang Shaomin's eyes were firm, and he nodded at him: "I don't know what went wrong, but you just need to remember that we are right." He didn't know why, he and Shen Jin had known each other for five or six days, But it seems to be fettered for many years.As soon as he heard about separation and forgetting, he felt unacceptable.

He rephrased what he just said and sent it to Jiang Sinan.

Master Min: This is what I think, think about it for yourself, and talk to me after you think it through.Otherwise, if we continue to chat, we will only disappoint each other and feel sad.

"Will she ignore you forever?" Shen Jin asked worriedly.

Jiang Shaomin pursed his lips: "Then all my love for her these years will be fed to a white-eyed wolf."

Facts have proved that the little bunny with a cute name is not a chilling white-eyed wolf.After only seven or eight minutes, she thought it through, and timidly sent a question.

Little Tutu: Then... who is that sister-in-law?

Jiang Shaomin and Shen Jin suddenly laughed.

Jiang Shaomin deliberately teased Shen Jin: "People call you sister-in-law, shouldn't you call me husband twice?"

Just as Shen Jin was about to refute back, two more messages popped up on the chat interface of the phone——

Little Tutu: Don't tell me it's Shen Jin, hahahahaha, that would be funny, he was originally your brother-in-law.If you have a big brother-in-law and a little brother-in-law, if you really get together, I can go to Jinjiang to write Tanmei novels.

Little Tutu: Brother, the atmosphere was too tense just now, I was joking.Of course I know that my sister-in-law is definitely not Shen Jin. Shen Jin's bearded face makes me sick at first glance, and I can definitely recognize her.Tell me, who is the elder sister-in-law?By the way, isn't it a cover for you to go to England to divorce the engagement for me?In fact, you made a special trip to see your sister-in-law?

Jiang Shaomin trembled with fright, his hand was unsteady, and with a plop, he threw the phone into the fountain.

"Brother uncle and brother-in-law?" Shen Jin said quietly beside him, "I have been thinking since the day you came, when grandpa showed me the photo, he clearly said that it was of a little girl, no wonder...Jiang Shaomin, are you Shouldn't it be explained?"

Pig teammates!Real TM pig teammate!Jiang Shaomin scolded his sister in his heart, turned around without hesitation, and knelt down: "Shen Jin, I was really wronged..."

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When Jiang Shaomin's mobile phone was flooded——

Father Jiang: This bastard, why doesn't he answer the phone?I'm going to fly to England, catch him and beat him up!

Mother Jiang: Oh, melancholy, I wanted to ask my son to buy British souvenirs for me, why can't I get in touch?

Jiang Sinan: Empty number? !My brother won't be frightened by my words and elope with his sister-in-law, right?

All the fans: On the first day that Master Min doesn’t update his blog, he misses him; on the second day that Master Min doesn’t update his blog, he still misses him; on the third day that Master Min doesn’t update his blog, he misses him... Miss Min If you don't blog for a few days, get off your fans.

Qiu Jinghui: Huh?Are you powdered?Come on, come on, Bika Qiu hugs you, everyone, forget about Jiang Shaomin, and be my fan (I have long been jealous that he relies on his face for food, and even satirized me for making Sanji films).

Shen Jin: I understand that you don't have a mobile phone to play, so it's boring!But you don't have to be so tight, do you?Why are you here for whatever I do?Please, I'm in the toilet, okay?

@族妈 Did you blog more today? :not at all.

Grandpa Jiang (drunk looking at the sky): Old Shen, Lao Jiang's family is sorry for you!It was agreed that the fingertips would be a marriage, but now, Nannan is unwilling to die... Sigh, I wonder if Shaomin is willing?Let me call and ask... Hey, why can't I get through?Forget it, I was drunk, and our family, Shaomin, doesn't have sex.

----split line----

Jiang Shaomin: Ahhhhhh!author!You die for me!Why did you let my phone into the water!You made me miss grandpa's call?Ah ah ah ah ah!I'm going crazy!

Author (cute face): Because, I am naughty!