What if the fiancée becomes a man?

"Dear passengers..."

At two o'clock in the morning, listening to the familiar Mandarin on the radio, Jiang Shaomin dragged his suitcase and walked out of the airport dejectedly.But even so, he still stood out from the bustling crowd, and was recognized by Jiang Sinan at a glance.

"Brother! I'm here!" Jiang Sinan jumped up and waved his hands.

Jiang Shaomin took off his sunglasses and responded without interest.

Jiang Sinan looked behind him strangely, and was relieved to find that there was no one else.She thought that the male sister-in-law would come back with her, but luckily she didn't, otherwise, she didn't know how to face him.

"Here, the card you want." Jiang Sinan presented the SIM card he bought in the morning with both hands.Before boarding the plane, Jiang Shaomin told her to come pick him up, and by the way, get him a mobile card and continue to use the previous number.

"Thank you." Jiang Shaomin yawned, his entire face was pale and his eyes were swollen.But even so, he is still a good-looking handsome guy.

"Brother, why don't you look very happy. Is it because of the time difference?" Jiang Sinan saw him stand still and get up, so he interrupted and asked.

"Because I miss your sister-in-law." Jiang Shaomin glanced at her angrily, and carefully pasted the British signal card on the inside of the phone case.

Jiang Sinan was choked, his eyes rolled wildly, racked his brains to change the subject, just happened to glance at the mobile phone in Jiang Shaomin's hand, and exaggerated: "Brother! You got a new mobile phone! It's still X! Why don't you bring me one!"

It's okay not to mention the mobile phone, but when he mentioned the mobile phone, Jiang Shaomin thought of the unlucky guy lying in the music fountain in London, and he burst into tears: "I still want the mobile phone? It's good that I didn't ask you to pay for the mobile phone. When I come back this time, I A men's watch for dad, a Chanel bag for mom, a cape for grandpa, and nothing for you."

"Brother! Did I offend you?! You didn't bring me a gift?" Jiang Sinan covered his forehead and complained angrily.I deeply feel that "you forget your brother when you have a woman" is bullshit, her brother obviously has a man and forgets his sister.

Although thinking of the marriage contract between Shen Jin and Jiang Sinan made him angry, but seeing the tears in the eyes of his beloved sister, Jiang Shaomin restrained himself a little, and casually comforted him: "Okay, okay, brother is too heavy handed, let me blow it up for you." blow."

"No, I want a Chanel bag." Jiang Sinan is not so easy to deal with.

"No, at most I'll give you a blanket." Jiang Shaomin blew on her forehead.

"What brand? Hermes? They released it this season..." Jiang Sinan's eyes brightened.

Just when he was about to ask what happened, the mobile phone in Jiang Shaomin's hand, which had just been turned on, rang at an inopportune time.Seeing the caller ID, Jiang Shaomin was overjoyed, and immediately ignored Jiang Sinan's injured forehead, pushed her away and answered the phone.

Jiang Sinan Glass's heart was broken, she thought blankly, when did the elder brother who was responsive to her treat her like this?Who is calling?

Her good brother Jiang Shaomin gave her the answer.I saw his exhausted face, as if he had been injected with a youth rejuvenating agent, he walked windily, and said with sao in his eyes: "Honey, uh... I got off the plane, I just got off."

vixen!Jiang Sinan scolded secretly, thinking that his sister-in-law could not get along well with his sister-in-law.

"Did you just finish class? Oh... you still have to go to the hospital later? It's so hard... By the way, have you eaten yet?" Jiang Shaomin pulled the suitcase and walked forward with long legs, completely forgetting what was behind him Also followed others.

Jiang Sinan chased after him hard, and saw the expression on his brother's face change every second.He was happy for a while, worried for a while, reprimanded lightly for a while, and giggled for a while, with inexplicable horror in his heart.Wo Detian, is this still the old Jiang Shaomin scolding?Sure enough, once a person falls in love, he loses the burden of being an idol and becomes a fool.Jiang Sinan couldn't help worrying secretly, his stupid brother seemed to have really fallen.

"Well, you're right, the phone bill is indeed very expensive." Jiang Shaomin may have heard the other party say that he was going to hang up, and his face was unhappy, "Wait a minute, before you hang up, give me a kiss first."

Jiang Sinan couldn't believe that such a disgusting request came from her brother.

The other party might not be willing either, the two lingered for a while, and then Jiang Shaomin replied with satisfaction: "mua! Wife, let's video together later."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Shaomin still had a hint of a smile on his lips. When he came back to his senses and found Jiang Sinan who was stunned beside him, he scowled sharply: "Hey, where is your car? Where is it parked?"

Jiang Sinan: "..."

"Are you going back to school now, or where are you going?" On the way, Jiang Sinan asked his brother what was the arrangement while driving.

"Let's go to school. After skipping class for so long, I have to show up." Jiang Shaomin thought of something, and muttered to himself, "I don't know if the crew certificate that idiot Qiu Jinghui helped me get done? No way. Well, I can't even sell the fake ones."

"Is he still shooting that three-chip film?" Jiang Sinan asked casually.

"That's right, they said it was for me to make a fake, to prove that I was playing tricks in the show and needed to follow the group, so I disappeared for a few days." Jiang Shaomin was so sleepy, "It doesn't matter, anyway, I will sleep first when I go back to school. Later."

"Not videoing with that so-and-so?" Jiang Sinan said in a strange tone, "Honey, let's video together later... Nasty..."

Jiang Shaomin spread out on the co-pilot, glanced at Jiang Sinan, and suddenly smiled, which startled Jiang Sinan, not sure why he reacted like this.

"What are you laughing at? I'm a little creepy..."

Jiang Shaomin shook his head, saying it was nothing.He just suddenly felt that his sister was more pleasing to the eye, if it wasn't for her, he and Shen Jin wouldn't be able to get together.If she didn't know what those pig teammates did in the past, she should be innocent. She deserves the role of matchmaker.

Jiang Shaomin fell asleep to Hebe Tian's singing in the car.When Jiang Sinan pushed him violently, Beijing Film Academy had already arrived.

"By the way, grandpa wants you to go home for dinner this weekend. Go back and admit your mistake, and this matter should be over. Remember, don't forget!" Before leaving, Jiang Shaomin told Jiang Sinan.

On the contrary, Jiang Sinan hesitated, these days, she lived outside very happily, she could sleep at any time and get up at any time, and go to the nightclub with her friends until three or four in the morning without anyone caring.If after admitting his mistake, he ran home to live again, his life would not be so smooth.She nodded worriedly, and planned to call a few friends, and have a drunken night tonight, as the last carnival.

When Jiang Shaomin returned to the dormitory, there was no one there. He was only a sophomore, and everyone in the dormitory had their own jobs.I just fell asleep in the car, and I didn't seem to be so sleepy.It was early winter in Beijing, and the temperature had already dropped. Jiang Shaomin turned on the heater, lay on the bed, and planned to send a video to Shen Jin.

As a result, I opened WeChat and saw Shen Jin's message, saying that a dog's gastrointestinal surgery was going to take more than two hours.

Jiang Shaomin was unhappy, so he picked Shen Jin's WeChat avatar, and cursed in a low voice: "I've turned against you, I've turned against you! Is a dog more important than me? How long have I been gone before I can't compare to a dog?"

It seems that the video is not available today.Jiang Shaomin opened Weibo, glanced at the thousands of comments that he hadn't read, and posted a status "Going home!" The accompanying picture was that he forced Jiang Sinan to take a photo in the cold wind, and he took a photo with the school gate with his suitcase.

It was almost three o'clock in the morning, and there were quite a few people cultivating immortals, and there were hundreds of comments after just one comment.

Jiang Shaomin didn't care about this, and tapped his mobile phone a few times, simply and rudely changed his Weibo nickname from "Min Ye" to "Min Ye who loves rabbits", and updated a Weibo: "Little Tutu Cute, I want to carry it in my arms and take it with me wherever I go.”

The accompanying picture is a photo of a rabbit that he took from Baidu on the Internet.

As soon as this Weibo with a very different style of painting was posted, the comments exploded.A group of people yelled at the bottom: "Damn thief dog, I greet your whole family! You even stole it from Master Min! We Master Min would not say such disgusting words!"

No one believed that it was Jiang Shaomin himself who posted the Weibo.

Jiang Shaomin laughed under the covers, this feeling of secretly throwing dog food was really sour.

After a while, the mobile phone rang a notification that the people who followed each other sent private messages.Jiang Shaomin saw it, and it turned out that he "wanted to eat wonton noodles".

Want to eat wonton noodles: "Master Min, are you back to school now? I happened to come to Beijing, can I see you tomorrow morning?"

Jiang Shaomin frowned. He said that he would go to her city to invite her to eat wonton noodles just to thank "Wantun noodles" for his help, because this is not a difficult task. Friends of course depend on each other's character.But now that he is so proactive in "wanting to eat wonton noodles", it makes him hesitate.

"Don't worry, I'm not that kind of crazy fan, I have something serious to talk to you about." Maybe guessing Jiang Shaomin's thoughts at this time, the other party added a sentence in the chat box.

"What's the business? May I ask first?" Jiang Shaomin thought for a while, and then replied.

After a while, "want to eat wonton noodles" sent a long series of messages: "Actually, my job is a screenwriter. This is my alias. Last year, because of lack of inspiration, I searched for things on the Internet. By chance, Became your face fan. This year, I have a completed book, and I think there is a character in it that I think is very suitable for you. Regardless of whether it will be successful in the end, I still hope to have an interview with you."

Was it an invitation for a performance audition?Jiang Shaomin was surprised.

In fact, like their sophomores, there are many people who can't bear the loneliness and start to meet various groups.It's just that Jiang Shaomin is not in a hurry. He feels that as a student, he must first practice his professional skills well. Secondly, the script and crew should not be too wild, otherwise the acting will be useless.

But that doesn't mean he'll turn down the opportunity offered to him.

Thinking that the other party was a girl and the appointment was in broad daylight, Jiang Shaomin agreed.After the two made an appointment on the time and place to meet the next day, "Wantan Noodles" went offline.During this period, Shen Jin has not replied to the message, thinking that the unlucky dog ​​had a serious stomach problem.

The drowsiness is getting heavier and heavier, and the eyelids are getting heavier and heavier.Before falling asleep, Jiang Shaomin tried his best to wake up for the last time, and posted on Moments - "Dogs with a bad stomach are really annoying!"

After the operation, Shen Jin smiled when he saw the circle of friends, and replied with two words - "Miss you"

The author has something to say:

I only found out today, because Sina Weibo blocked the word "Huang Daxian", so I couldn't find it on Weibo (because of feudal superstition?) Then I immediately changed my nickname to "H Daxian is not immortal". (Personally, I think it's a mouthful, but I don't have a chance to change it)

small theater:

Jiang Shaomin: Wife, I might be going to act.

Shen Jin: What to play?

Jiang Shaomin: Play a goblin.

Shen Jin: Undress?

Jiang Shaomin: I don't know...

Shen Jin: Kiss?

Jiang Shaomin: I don't know...

Shen Jin: What about the bed scene?

Jiang Shaomin: I haven't said yet...

Shen Jin: Then you act?

Jiang Shaomin: Let me take a look... Let's take a look again... (Inner OS: Why does the little rabbit who speaks concisely make people shiver)