What if the fiancée becomes a man?

Shen Jin got up from Jiang Shaomin's chest, and said nonchalantly: "Oh, I accidentally fell down just now. Don't think too much." When he said this, his palm trembled slightly, and he even forgot to reach out to hold Jiang Shaomin, it was still Tim Stepped forward to help.

"Come in, let's go into the house." Shen Jin patted the gray stiffly and greeted.

Jiang Shaomin glanced at him, and obediently followed him in. The two of them never said a word about the quarrel just now.

As soon as he entered the room, Shen Jin turned on the heater.Tim quickly took off his shoes and went straight to the sofa: "Shen, how about making me a cup of tea from last time? It's beautiful, fragrant and sweet."

Shen Jin turned around and agreed, just in time to see Jiang Shaomin staring straight at him, and in a panic, he hurriedly yelled and fled into the kitchen.

The tea Tim mentioned was just chrysanthemum tea.When Shen Jin makes tea by himself, he likes to mix a little rock sugar in it, but it suits Tim's appetite, so he has to drink it every now and then.He took out a tin can containing dried chrysanthemums and three large glasses from the cabinet, sprinkled a few chrysanthemums on the bottom of the cups, then used tweezers to pick up light yellow rock sugar and threw them in, and then waited for the water to boil.

When there is nothing in hand, it is easy to think about things in the mind.

Shen Jin's heart was beating wildly.Thinking about the scene on the steps just now.Did you come across it?Did you really come across it?When the two of them rolled down the steps, their lips seemed... as if they touched Jiang Shaomin's lips!Gosh!Kissed a man by myself?Damn, that was the first kiss!

The tips of Shen Jin's ears were so red that it was almost dripping blood, the temperature on his face was rising like a teapot on a stove, reaching the peak, and then——with a "beep", the water boiled.

The sound of the teapot startled Shen Jin and brought him back to his senses.He quickly turned off the fire, and poured water into the glass with the handle of the teapot.

At this moment, a loud roar suddenly came from the living room: "What are you doing!" The voice was mixed with anger and disbelief, and it was Jiang Shaomin's voice.

It's only been a few minutes, what happened again?Shen Jin put down the teapot and ran out: "What's the matter? What's the matter? Did you quarrel?"

Jiang Shaomin pointed to the bewildered Tim and complained: "He sexually harassed me!"

"What?" Shen Jin heard this kind of statement for the first time, so his reaction was half a beat slow.

"He touched my ass!" Jiang Shaomin said angrily, as if he wanted to rush up and beat Tim up.

Shen Jin was dumbfounded, and said after a while, "Huh?"

"Fuck you, don't you understand human language?" Seeing Shen Jin's stupid look, Jiang Shaomin became even more angry, "Hurry up and translate for me, saying that I fucked the eighteen generations of his mother's ancestors! If his dirty hands touch my ass again, I will chop him up!"

Jiang Shaomin's reaction can be said to be very social.

Shen Jin had no choice but to ask another client who was also in a daze: "Tim, what's going on? My cousin said you sexually harassed him."

"OMG! What did he say? God, how could I possibly harass my 'sister'? In this room, if I harass, I harass Brandon, okay?" Tim was shocked and felt that he was being accused very badly .

"First, my cousin sure doesn't like it when you call him sister. Second, Tim, can you tell me exactly what you did to him during the few minutes I was making tea?" Shen Jin felt that the two must have caused a misunderstanding because of a language barrier.

Tim frowned: "Nothing really happened, Shen, your cousin was quite normal one second, and the next..." Tim made a face and yelled.

"What is he doing? He is mocking me?" Jiang Shaomin rolled up his sleeves.

"No, no, no!" Shen Jin quickly denied, and then turned to remind Tim, "Did you touch his ass?"

"Oh, so it's this one!" Tim suddenly realized, and explained, "When you're not in the living room, your cousin and I are too awkward. So I asked him if he was really bottom? Seeing that he looks quite top, Not a mother at all. He doesn’t understand English, so I had to point fingers, pat his ass, and ask him yes? Is there anything wrong with that? Shen, we are all good sisters, I really didn’t sexually harass him, please tell my cousin Your brother, I'm not top, ok?"

Shen Jin was like one head and two big. Although it was a misunderstanding as he expected, he really didn't know how to translate Tim's words to Jiang Shaomin.

"What did he say?" Jiang Shaomin hated his poor English at this time.

"He said..." Shen Jin said to Ai Ai, "He didn't sexually harass you, he just wanted to ask, are you really suffering? Because it doesn't look like it. I was afraid you wouldn't understand, so I used body language. Yes Now, Tim is the same as you, so this is really a misunderstanding, and there will never be a next time."

"What does it mean that Tim is the same as me?!" Jiang Shaomin's eyes became more and more dangerous, staring at Shen Jin's embarrassed face, and asked word by word.

"This... that..." Shen Jin was so frightened that he almost bit his finger. After all, he would be dishonored if he told the story, "Just... I saw it when I helped you get your clothes that day. So I told Tim, you're like him, so... so..."

"Fuck!" Before Shen Jin finished speaking, Jiang Shaomin interrupted him in a simple and rude way.In order to express his indignation, before running upstairs, he also said to Tim who was sitting on the sofa with a flattering smile, "Fuck!"

It can be regarded as completing the Chinese-English translation by myself.

The two downstairs were stunned, Shen Jin sat down slowly, and began to reflect on himself, feeling that he had done two things wrong.One is that they should not rummage through Jiang Shaomin's luggage, and the other is that they should not talk too much and tell Tim about Jiang Shaomin's privacy.He seemed to be meddling again.

Just when Shen Jin was frustrated and felt that he was a big mouth, Tim said quietly: "Shen, your cousin is so manly, please ask me, can he be 1?"

"Are you mad or mad?" Shen Jin looked at Tim speechlessly.

Tim sighed, and collapsed on the sofa, hugging the cat as a pillow, looking like a young girl Huaichun: "Oh, I have both. However, my sister rubbed B, and there was a thunderbolt, I shouldn't think about it Yes." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and kept chanting Brandon's name, as if reminding his heart to be consistent.As a result, after reading two sentences, my mouth was a little thirsty and my stomach was a little hungry.Tim remembered the snacks he bought and the tea he ordered again, "Shen, are you still making that beautiful tea? Be careful that the teapot is burned through. Hurry up and go."

finished.He jumped up and turned on the TV, took out snacks from the paper bag and ate, heartlessly forgetting the unpleasantness that just happened.

Shen Jin really expressed his admiration.

The two watched TV for a while, eating and drinking until eleven o'clock.After saying goodnight to each other, Shen Jin slept on the sofa.Just as he was about to fall asleep, the light in the living room was turned on, and the whole room was suddenly brightly lit.

Shen Jin struggled to get up from the sofa, thinking that Brandon had returned, but when he saw it, it was Jiang Shaomin standing at the stairs, looking at him with a tangled expression.

"What? Are you hungry? Or thirsty?" Shen Jin propped himself up, rubbed his eyes and asked.

You think I'm Tim's hot pig?Either hungry or thirsty?Jiang Shaomin thought unhappily, he hooked his fingers at Shen Jin with a straight face: "You come up."

come up?where?Shen Jin didn't realize it for a while, but when he saw Jiang Shaomin going upstairs, he realized that he asked him to go to the room.

Oops, you're going to scold me at such a late hour, won't you force me to call my dad again, wanting to divorce?Facts have proved that Shen Jin is a coward.He put on his clothes slowly, climbed up the stairs dilly-dally, circled around several times before knocking on his door.

"Come in, why are you dawdling?" Jiang Shaomin's voice was angry, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Shen Jin had no choice but to bite the bullet and go in.

As a result, there was no vicious or yin and yang Jiang Shaomin waiting for him. There was only one lying on the bed, covering his mouth and nose with a quilt, as if he was waiting for his husband to come home. , sleep here."

"We... two?" Shen Jin pointed at Jiang Shaomin, then at himself, with a rising sound, "Sleeping in one bed?"

"Otherwise? Who told you to rent a haunted house to live in?" Jiang Shaomin's rage became muffled because he was covered in the quilt, "You three are all stupid and bold, aren't you? When the hell happens, I'll see you what to do."

So, is Jiang Shaomin scared?Shen Jin discovered this, but he didn't dare to say it, he was afraid that Jiang Shaomin would get angry again if he said it.

"The rent in this place is 50.00% cheaper, so..." Shen Jin explained.

"Damn stingy! When you sting yourself to death one day, you will still be a miser in the underground, right?" Jiang Shaomin's mouth became so poisonous that even he himself felt terrible.However, he also guessed that it was the reason. After all, on the first day, he doubted how Shen Jin could afford to rent such a good location and house.It turned out that apart from the shared rent, there was also the reason for the haunted house.

"You're going too far! You say that about me, I'm fine, but Tim and Brandon..." Shen Jin tried to persuade him.

Jiang Shaomin saw that he was still talking, so he sat up quickly and ordered: "Take off your clothes! Go to bed!"

Shen Jin couldn't resist the firmness in Jiang Shaomin's eyes, so he let out a muffled oh, and took off his clothes as if forcing someone into prostitution.

Jiang Shaomin looked at him critically, and raised his chin to justify himself: "Also! The thing you saw that day was not for my use. It was prepared for others. So, tell others that I am a subject and try again. !" After finishing speaking, he lay back with a thud, his back turned to Shen Jin, and the quilt lifted to cover himself tightly.

Shen Jin, who was stripped down to only a pair of gray underwear and short sleeves, suddenly felt a little pain in the chrysanthemum, and thought, is there still time for him to send this old man to the hotel?

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Jiang Shaomin: Come in quickly!dawdling what?

Shen Jin (confused face): Huh?Today is the day of counterattack?

——I am the dividing line——

Jiang Shaomin: Undress!go to bed!

Shen Jin (shooting in shame): Hooligans!We've only known each other for a few days...