Requiem sometimes

The special investigation department in the human world, that is, the "Soul Soul Order" used to be a "nursery" plus a "designated shelter for labor reform".

In the office, apart from the mortal Xiao Guo, and Wang Zheng Sangzan and other individual comrades who were taken in by the Lord of the Soul, the rest can be roughly divided into two types: one is like Zhu Hong Lin Jing, who was sent by the elders or the family to practice, and the other is Chu Forgive the former prisoner.Because the soul-suppressing order is to coordinate the three realms and keep the peace of the world, not to mention wiping the buttocks of all kinds of desperadoes who are committing crimes in the world, but also obeying social laws and regulations. , and he has no future to follow him, so no expert is willing to come.

That was before, but not now.Ever since Dafeng was broken vigorously, the Four Sages have been reset, the Great Samsara has been completed, the Ghost King has been sanctified, and Kunlun has returned to its throne.Although these things are not known to the whole world, they are not secrets to well-informed people from all walks of life in the three realms.As a result, the special mediation office for hard work has become a "sweet pastry" overnight. Everyone wants to get into it without getting a little bit of immortality.

But there are still so many demons and ghosts who do not give up. This time, in the name of Minister Song, they sincerely invite the entire Special Investigation Office to eat, and they don't know what kind of medicine they are selling in their gourds.Zhao Yunlan didn't want to go at first, but because Minister Song owed others a favor for the special mediation before changing the house, as the saying goes, it's the shortest to take people, and the shortest to eat people. Can't make it through, so I can only bite the bullet and take a group of people from the special mediation office along with me, as a thank you for the kindness of "giving away the house".

I knew that Shen Wei didn't like this kind of dinner, and he didn't know how to drink, but the name of Soul Slayer is here, and the reason for taking him there is not to let him press the ground and see who is willing to drink at the wine table. Dare to be arrogant.

In order to be able to plug people into the special investigation office, they really paid for it this time.All the people in the special mediation office were crowded into Zhao Yunlan's broken car that could be crushed by just adding one person. Just after arriving at the hotel entrance, there were two rows of waiters standing neatly in two rows, and one came out of the middle. The man in the suit with his eyes narrowed into a smile nodded and bowed for Zhao Yunlan to open the door.Originally, because Zhao Yunlan had to repay the mortgage every month, he was so poor that he couldn't even pay the gas bill, so he had to ride a hello bicycle every day to travel green and go to work safely.So the maintenance of the car he drives is naturally not much better, as everyone can see, at the moment the glass on the rear of the car is full of gray stains, no one knows who wrote it "It doesn't rain, I don't wash the car" in large characters.

So now, with the situation in front of him, he insisted on raising his car to the level of "Ferrati".Zhao Yunlan naturally knew the reason why they were able to do this, and didn't think there was anything embarrassing about it, so he casually threw the key to a handsome guy who looked like a security guard who had been waiting for a long time at the door.

Then the man in the suit led them all the way from the main entrance into the hall, and then went up to the box on the second floor.Lin Jing is just a dull monk who has never seen the world. He feels around the front of the hotel, and he is not afraid of breaking the top-level custom-made diatom mud wall. It was not enough for me to sign the deed of prostitution in my previous life.In the end, if Chu Shuzhi hadn't pulled him, maybe he would have done something to disgrace his dear "Zhao Chu".

On the second floor, we arrived at the door of the private room after a few steps. The name of the private room is extraordinarily elegant, "Bamboo Forest Yaju" I don't know whether it is because Zhao Yunlan brought Shen Wei here because of a calculation or because it was not intentional. This is not known.Zhao Yunlan originally thought that there would be at most one table of people in the private room, but when the man in the suit exhausted all his strength to slowly push open the vermilion door, he was really shocked. There were six round tables, three of which were already closed by the door. The seats were full of people, clearly divided, one table of people, one table of monsters, and another table of yellow-haired boys and girls who were sure to be stuffed in at a glance, chatting happily at the table at the moment; There is also a table full of goblets, tableware commonly used in the hotel, and chairs decorated with golden edges that seem to know that someone will come soon, and are deliberately stretched half a foot; The quilts, plates, and chairs are neatly placed in the table, which is obviously a spare table, and there is a table in the farthest corner, surrounded by a group of people, who seem to be playing cards to pass the time.

Just now, a middle-aged man with a height of less than 1.7 meters five, slightly wide shoulders, and sunken eye sockets stood up from the crowd of people at the card table. Taking two steps at a time, he stepped forward and held Zhao Yunlan's hand:

"Director Zhao, you are here, come, come, there is a table reserved for you here, you can sit wherever you want."

Zhao Yunlan was actually having fun in his heart at the moment. Minister Song was higher than him in terms of official rank and age. Although he helped with the house, but when he was training himself in front of his subordinates, That's not soft-spoken at all, but today he really took advantage of it, so how could he let it go.

"Brother-in-law, it's strange to call you that. We just agreed last time. If you forget, I won't be happy."

"Good job, Xiao Zhao, let's go, Xiao Zhao, these brother-in-laws are all in mind."

"It's just brother-in-law, are you celebrating your promotion? Or is my sister... so many people came here, I thought it was our brothers having a regular meal!"

"This..." Minister Song embarrassedly scanned the people present, there were actually quite a few, but what could he do, who made his prodigal daughter-in-law collect so many gifts from his house when he was not at home, he If you go back, you're slapping someone else's face, if you don't go back, you always feel like you're slapping yourself. After thinking about it, I can only bite the bullet and "coax" Zhao Yunlan over.

"It's hard to say, brother, come and sit down quickly, I'll wait for you to open the table."

Only then did Zhao Yunlan gesture to a group of people behind him to sit down, but this Lin Jing, let alone sometimes, really has no vision at all, he actually sat between Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan, fortunately he Before he could sit still, Zhu Hong dragged him to sit in the innermost place. Shen Wei naturally understood what Zhu Hong meant. He felt that there was nothing wrong with him, but he smiled apologetically at Lin Jing. It’s okay to laugh, this smile let the whole table know Zhao Yunlan, why their dear Kunlun Jun can make a man like Shen Wei so fascinated, Zhu Hong was a little at a loss and picked up the small mirror He stroked the few bangs on his forehead.

Just now, Minister Song was not idle at all, and asked the waiter who had been guarding the door to quickly bring up the hot dishes, and two boxes of Huazu's homemade Baihua wine, waiting for Zhao Yunlan to personally serve them.He was also afraid that he would get drunk and forget important things. He remembered that time he was able to get drunk and befriend Fatty Lang, and the next day when he thought about it, it was like a big mouth slapped himself to death.So he was smart this time, and told Zhao Yunlan in advance.

As soon as Shen Wei sat in Lin Jing's seat, he saw Minister Song and Zhao Yunlan walking towards the empty table arm in arm. The two were still chatting face to face on the empty table for a long time. Zhao Yun Lan's expression can be simply summed up in four words as "the situation is changing". In the end, Minister Song shook Zhao Yunlan's hand again, and the two returned to their respective positions shoulder to shoulder.

"Shen... chop...Professor Shen, why don't you eat it?" Zhu Hong hasn't had close contact with Shen Wei since the big seal was broken. At this moment, he suddenly didn't know what to call him. He kept biting his chopsticks in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

It wasn't until Zhao Yunlan returned to the dining table that Shen Wei pretended to drink the chicken soup that Zhu Hong had served just now. Zhao Yunlan was quite careful, and asked the waiter to quietly bring two bottles of Sprite, one bottle for Zhu Hong, you can use this to pretend to be Bai when others come to toast later. Although she is a snake demon, she is also a beautiful snake demon, right?He stuffed the other bottle to Shen Wei. Shen Wei originally refused, thinking about what happened just now, he was about to throw Sprite out casually. Then Zhao Yunlan whispered to his ear but a little itchy:

"In a while, you can pretend to be white wine and pour me this!" After Zhao Yunlan finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows less than ten centimeters away from Shen Wei, as if to ask again, is it very witty.Shen Wei realized immediately and turned his head and smiled: No wonder he is not drunk after a thousand cups, so it is like this!

"Elegant residence in bamboo forest" - bamboo forest generally refers to the seven people of Ji Kang, Ruan Ji, Shan Tao, Xiang Xiu, Ruan Xian, Wang Rong and Liu Ling in the Wei and Jin Dynasties.They are friendly to each other and swim together in the bamboo forest; Yaju, as the name suggests, refers to a place with cultural heritage, and usually the meeting place for literati and inkmen is called Xuan, Xuanzhai Yaju: very quiet, elegant house structure, and good surrounding scenery mean.Everyone is smiling, talking, laughing, and joking with each other, but the more they look like this, the more people feel that the bamboo forest elegant residence seems to be filled with a decadent smell.

Wang Yang Luluo was in the style at that time, and his frivolity was still literary.Ercao's body and name are all destroyed, and the rivers and rivers will not be abolished through the ages.There was indeed no problem at all when Du Fu said this sentence at the time, and now it is.

They were originally a group of wild dogs who wanted to eat the remaining bones from the tiger's mouth, but they still had to hold a wine glass. It is the traditional culture of the Chinese nation to "reward a bosom friend with good wine", but everyone seems to have forgotten

Li Bai once said: "We have sex together when we wake up, and we disperse when we are drunk!" Zhao Yunlan smiled secretly in his heart, who did not understand the profoundness of wine culture, and brought a group of people of the same age or some to Minister Song. A man who looked like an elder came over to toast him, and said, "I am really lucky to see Director Zhao in this life."

Zhao Yunlan saw that it was obviously the table full of people, and couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth. Perhaps it was because the group of monsters didn't expect the Soul Slayer to come too. I don't know what they are planning under the table at this moment?Who is willing to make a loss-making business?Yes or no.

Zhao Yunlan picked up a bottle of white wine specially given by Minister Song, slowly poured less than half a glass into the glass, then poured half a glass into Minister Song's looming wine glass, and said:

"My first glass of wine must be drunk with my brother-in-law, thank you brother-in-law for taking care of our special mediation office!"

After speaking, he lowered his head and gently bumped the glass of wine held by Minister Song, and then drank it clean with a smile. However, Minister Song was a little embarrassed. The one who came over with an empty wine glass, who never wanted to put himself in it, really felt like losing his wife and losing his army.

He had just finished drinking a cup, and his stomach was a little hot. Zhao Yunlan pretended to wink at Zhu Hong while he was taking the peanuts from the plate, just blocking his sight.For Minister Song, there is no problem with just a glass of wine. Looking at the group of people behind him who are about to introduce him, he heard a woman from the opposite side say in a polite voice:

"Minister Song, I've been hearing from Zhao Chu about it before, and seeing me today really feels like a worthwhile trip." Zhu Hong picked up the Sprite that she had prepared a long time ago, but at this moment, she didn't say whether it was Sprite or Baijiu...

Seeing Minister Song who had just drank a glass of wine, he looked a little hesitant, and said deliberately, playing hard to get:

"In this way, I offer a cup of respect to Minister Song. First, I want to express my respect for Minister Song. Second, I want to thank Minister Song for taking care of us. I've done it, so you can do whatever you want..."

This Song Dynasty has lived in the officialdom for a long time, and he is naturally familiar with this wine table culture. As the so-called ladies' wine should be drunk when they are respected.I don't know who set it up, it's an unwritten rule!I could only grit my teeth and drink it up.

In fact, behind Minister Song, there is another person with dark skin, whose overall body shape is estimated to be about [-], not tall, and after a few rounds of toasting, he has a big belly, and looks like a pregnant woman.He could see that the tricks on the wine table were getting boring. Although he was fat, it didn't mean that he was big-hearted. He jumped up to Zhao Yunlan very flexibly, and briefly introduced himself with a glass of wine. His tone was extraordinarily humorous. To Zhao Yunlan said:

"I've heard about Chief Zhao's name for a long time, and it's always been better to see once than to hear about it for a long time. How do you say that... Forget it, I forgot"

"It's really wrong to forget the words in front of Director Zhao. In this way, I will punish myself with a cup and apologize to Director Zhao at that time!"

Only then did Zhao Yunlan say, this brother is quite good, he didn't need me to drink, he started to drink himself.

No one cares about the poor in the busy city, but the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.Who came out to mess around, who can go back without shedding a layer of skin?

After finishing the drink, he raised his glass to Zhao Yunlan and poured another glass of white wine. I really don't know how deep it was, but he toasted everyone in the special department one after another, until Shen Wei's At that moment, Shen Wei looked like a fledgling newcomer, and when he was hesitating whether to raise his glass, Zhao Yunlan pressed Shen Wei's glass and said to the fat man:

"Brother, there is no need to respect this, you have to leave a driver for brother no matter what." Zhao Yunlan patted him on the shoulder, as if he was very satisfied. The wine table culture has always been drinking not wine, strangers Not meeting each other, one cup becomes brothers, of course this is the truth, it really is very good, I immediately understood, Shen Wei can't touch it!

Zhao Yunlan himself had an old problem of stomach pain. After drinking these few glasses of wine, he lay on Shen Wei's shoulder, covered his stomach with one hand, and pretended to be in pain. Scared, Shen Wei hurriedly supported him, maybe the next Seconds were about to rush to the hospital with the person on her body, but Zhao Yunlan said with a smile beside Shen Wei:

"You are really easy to deceive, I am kidding you!"

"..."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Yunlan picked up the chopsticks and went to the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs on the table. As soon as it reached his mouth, it was sweet and soft. Even the timing of the last dish was just right, and it was still a bit hot. As soon as I ate it, there was a feeling that tears were about to fall in my mouth. I took a sip of wine into my mouth, and after a while, I just wanted to have another piece, and I saw that it was meant to be a dish that was served on the plate. So... gone!

I remembered that when he made sweet and sour pork ribs by himself, it was a tragedy, he forgot to put oil, star anise, and MSG...except remembering that Shen Wei likes to eat sweets, he desperately put dozens of spoonfuls of sugar in it... Forget everything else.

It's just that Zhao Yunlan forgot one thing, Shen Wei may like him more than sweets, according to his way of cooking, it's best to cook himself for Shen Wei to eat!

The author has something to say:

At the beginning, I used the special episode of P University. At this time, the incident happened a little before the special episode of P University. Everyone wanted to enter the special mediation office, but Zhao Yunlan hadn't figured out how to recruit people.