Anecdote of the Northeast
Chapter 59 Slag 1
The next day Wu Yuan handed me a check with 100 million written on it. To be honest, I was shocked at the time and didn't understand why he gave me the check.
"What?"
"Diagnostic fee, I remember you told me that you want to buy your own house, should it be enough?"
After reacting for a long time, I finally figured out that I saved a big money yesterday and gave me 100 million in consultation fees today.
"You Fengshui masters, are you too rich? It's just a cure, but you give so much. I said buddy, remember to let me know if there are such good things in the future, I will take them all."
"The new home is ready, remember to notify me."
Of course, I'm like going out and looking to see where there is a suitable house that I can buy.
How should I put it, the weird thinking buried in the bones of the Chinese people is that they are stable only if they have their own house, otherwise, they will be uncomfortable at all.
Besides, my landlord said he would raise the price, so I really don't want to live here.
It's just that such a spacious and cheap house is really hard to find.
However, I still asked my ancestors to send some Qingfeng and smokers out to help me find a house in Shenshi.
The house is bigger, cheaper, and is for sale. I think there should be news before the end of this semester.
The merits of this pen fairy incident have already been credited to the account, which is not much less than the one I used to fight abductees. It can be said that the credit has been rich.
Wu Yuan stayed with me for three days and then left. Before he left, he kept the rhinoceros horn pig dragon that I used between us, saying it was for rent and food.
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't think of what to give Wu Yuan as a souvenir. Later, I took out the peach blossom talisman that I had forgotten in my pocket, folded it carefully, and put it in a In a purse bought from a handmade shop.
Of course, I didn't say it was the Peach Blossom Talisman, but I said it was a good thing that could be carried with me. Wu Yuan didn't follow up and ask, but just smiled in a good-tempered manner, and said that he would carry it in his purse.
The ghost's close-body carry, why does what this kid said make me feel so awkward, obviously there is nothing wrong with it.
Now that I have time, I can finally calm down and sort out the family portraits that my grandpa wanted.The mysterious state I entered when I was painting has also risen together with my spiritual power. The things I painted before have a little bit of craftsmanship, but now, in the words of the old man, I can finally be regarded as a painter. Not a painter anymore.
The work of "Anti-Union Sharp Knife Platoon" was finally finished at the end of April, and then I asked my second uncle to help me mail it back to my hometown.
I don't care about the things after that. Now my new work is "Mrs. Tao" which I wanted to paint before but never had time for.
Originally, I wanted to draw Mrs. Tao alone, mainly because her first appearance was so shocking to me. At that time, I never imagined that there are such charming women in the world.
But when I first started painting, I had a dream. I dreamed of Mrs. Tao, who came to say goodbye to me with a gentle scholar. I can’t remember the specific things in the dream, but the two of them looked extremely sweet. It's still fresh in my memory.
After that, I also received a lot of merit. As a token of gratitude, I changed my plan and wanted to draw a picture of their family of three together.
Although the person still looks like in a dream, I changed the style of clothing to that of the Republic of China period. I always feel that painting figure paintings of the Republic of China period looks more sensuous.
My life here is just right, I thought I could live like this for a long time, but unexpectedly, I have another client here.
I still know this client. One of my neighbors now owns a fruit shop. I often go to her house to buy fruits as tributes.
The proprietress of that house was surnamed Du. Her husband passed away in the early years, and she lived with a daughter and wife. Although they were not rich and powerful, they had two elder brothers who were good-looking, and their lives were going smoothly.
As a result, when I went to buy fruit that day, the proprietress stopped me in a secretive manner.
"Xiao Zhou, I want to ask you something, do you know how to see a doctor?" Sister Du held me back and looked at me mysteriously.
I looked at her blankly, "Sister, I'm a student of the art college, not a medical school."
Sister Du pretended to look at me, "I'm talking about a deficiency illness. A few days ago, I saw that you set up a table and drew amulets in front of your house."
I'll go, it's all been seen, it was only three or four o'clock in the morning.
"Big Sister, I'm just bored, so I play cosplay. The school has this club, and I dress myself up as characters from movies and TV shows."
Sister Du didn't believe what I said at all, "Just bluff me, tell the truth, as for me, Sister, I want to ask you to see what happened."
Thinking about it, it’s not impossible. Although I don’t want to open a clinic at home, but people are asking me, so there’s no reason not to do it. After all, it’s a merit.
"Sister Du, let me declare in advance, you can come over this afternoon and I will show you, but you can't accuse me of feudal superstition." I think it is necessary to clarify the matter first, so as not to be exposed.
Sister Du gave me a blank look, "They are all neighbors in the neighborhood, how can I do that wicked thing, I will see you at five o'clock in the afternoon."
After finishing speaking, my fruit money was confiscated and I was sent away.
That's good, I picked up a bag of fruit for nothing, it seems that I should do a little more work for Sister Du this afternoon.
In the afternoon, Sister Du knocked on my door alone. I quickly opened the door and welcomed her in. Sitting on the table at the entrance of the hall, Sister Du skillfully took out two ten-yuan bills and put them under the incense burner.
"As for me, I just want to ask about my man. He has been dead for five or six years, but these two days, I can always dream of him. It is said that he should also be reincarnated. Please help me find out. What does he mean."
When I look at the posture, this elder sister Du has been looking for a way to see things.
"Then Sister Du, give me your husband's birth date and name, and I'll let my fairy family go down and look it up."
Sister Du took out a piece of red paper, on which not only was written the horoscope, but also wrapped a two-inch bareheaded photo, which should belong to Sister Du's husband.
This can save a lot of work, and it is much easier to find photos.
I quickly found Zhao Jingang and asked him to go to the underworld to ask, and I also burned the photo to him by the way.
Not long after, Zhao Jingang came back and told me about Sister Du's husband.
Sister Du's husband has not been reincarnated, and he is still in the city of death, but this guy is not a good guy, he gambles down there, and if he loses, he will lose all his luck in the next life. Just give Sister Du a dream and ask her to burn paper money for herself.
I told her about this in embarrassment, and Sister Du was stunned for a while, then sat there and yelled.
"Bastard, you can't forget to gamble even after you die. Back then, that bastard owed a lot of gambling debts, so he went to work for others. In the end, he lost his life and didn't pay back the money. My old lady has been greedy for the past few years. Only after plugging the hole, this bastard will not live in peace even if he dies."
At first, I just scolded, but later, I started to cry, and told me how I was cheated by him back then.
It used to be a good family, but it turned out to be tainted with gambling, the kind that I still can't quit.She beat her wife even if she disagreed with her. Sister Du didn't give her money, and she even took the child away.
I'll go, if my dad does this, I'll urge my mom to remarry in no time.
"Then what, Miss Du, what do you mean? If you want to burn paper money for him, then I will help you get some decent yellow paper and make copper money for you, so that I can guarantee that I will receive a considerable amount of money there.
If you don't want to take care of it, it's normal. I'll help you find someone to clean up your husband, and then let someone stop helping him with dreams. It's easy to handle. "
Sister Du collected her tears, calmed down, and said, "I don't want to care about that bastard, so how about it, Xiao Zhou, do me a favor, burn some money for him first, and then help her bring money." A message, just say, if you find me again, I will find someone to deal with him."
In my opinion, this elder sister Du still has some feelings for his husband, and she wants to give him a chance.
I nodded, "Okay, I will find materials these two days to make some paper money, and you will burn the paper money to him at the crossroads in front of your house, then I will give you a document, and you will burn it together give him."
Sister Du nodded and left.
As soon as she leaves, my side will explode.
"This kind of person will bring his wife and children with him when he dies. He is really worse than a dog." Liu Zhenyuan said ruthlessly, not wanting to see the husband of Sister Du.
"Don't tell me, his reincarnation in the next life is really uncertain. He didn't do anything good during his lifetime, and he mortgaged his fortune in the next life after his death. I think his next life will really be the master of reincarnation in the animal realm."
Zhao Jingang didn't like that man very much. In his opinion, a man is incompetent if he can't support his family. What's more, this kind of bad habit should be pulled out.
After the gossip, I ran to my studio, where there is a full set of equipment for making yellow paper, and the windows are facing the sun, so they can be dried in the house.
It took me two days to finish what I promised Sister Du.
On the same day, Sister Du took the yellow paper and the documents I wrote back. There was no way. It is said that Sister Du’s husband dreamed every day and asked Sister Du to burn paper money for him, and every time he tried to scare her in different ways.
This man made me want to go straight to hell and beat him up.
I really have never seen such a bastard, who is dead, but still haunts his wife who is not dead, he should go to hell.
Afterwards, I went to the fruit shop to buy something, and Ms. Du thanked me very much. It is said that after burning the paper money, the man stopped frightening people with dreams.
For this reason, Ms. Du took some of the most delicious fruits in the store, and sent them to my home sincerely, and asked me to be a tribute to express her heart.
After I finished my business with Sister Du, I started to paint the portrait of the three Tao family members that I had imagined.
The young couple are fairly simple, even if I have seen their faces, it is easy to draw.But their children, I can only be the appearance of these two people, I just drew a child of three or five years old.
I finished this painting in mid-May, the old man thought it was good, and planned to put it in his art exhibition to make me famous, which really flattered me.
Just when I was immersed in this great joy, Sister Du came to me and told me that her husband came to ask her for money again, and this time, she did not intend to accommodate that man again.
I nodded, indicating that there was no problem, then turned around and went to Zhao Jingang, asking him to find someone to help.
Well, I burned a lot of Ming coins and Zhao Jingang. Zhao Jingang took the money to find a very powerful little boss in Wushi City, and got Sister Du's man to a place where he could not contact the outside world. The coolies are gone.
It is said that the man needs to sit in coolies for about 300 years, and then he will be reborn as an animal, and he cannot be a human being for the third life.
In fact, thinking about it, I still think about customers.
"What?"
"Diagnostic fee, I remember you told me that you want to buy your own house, should it be enough?"
After reacting for a long time, I finally figured out that I saved a big money yesterday and gave me 100 million in consultation fees today.
"You Fengshui masters, are you too rich? It's just a cure, but you give so much. I said buddy, remember to let me know if there are such good things in the future, I will take them all."
"The new home is ready, remember to notify me."
Of course, I'm like going out and looking to see where there is a suitable house that I can buy.
How should I put it, the weird thinking buried in the bones of the Chinese people is that they are stable only if they have their own house, otherwise, they will be uncomfortable at all.
Besides, my landlord said he would raise the price, so I really don't want to live here.
It's just that such a spacious and cheap house is really hard to find.
However, I still asked my ancestors to send some Qingfeng and smokers out to help me find a house in Shenshi.
The house is bigger, cheaper, and is for sale. I think there should be news before the end of this semester.
The merits of this pen fairy incident have already been credited to the account, which is not much less than the one I used to fight abductees. It can be said that the credit has been rich.
Wu Yuan stayed with me for three days and then left. Before he left, he kept the rhinoceros horn pig dragon that I used between us, saying it was for rent and food.
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't think of what to give Wu Yuan as a souvenir. Later, I took out the peach blossom talisman that I had forgotten in my pocket, folded it carefully, and put it in a In a purse bought from a handmade shop.
Of course, I didn't say it was the Peach Blossom Talisman, but I said it was a good thing that could be carried with me. Wu Yuan didn't follow up and ask, but just smiled in a good-tempered manner, and said that he would carry it in his purse.
The ghost's close-body carry, why does what this kid said make me feel so awkward, obviously there is nothing wrong with it.
Now that I have time, I can finally calm down and sort out the family portraits that my grandpa wanted.The mysterious state I entered when I was painting has also risen together with my spiritual power. The things I painted before have a little bit of craftsmanship, but now, in the words of the old man, I can finally be regarded as a painter. Not a painter anymore.
The work of "Anti-Union Sharp Knife Platoon" was finally finished at the end of April, and then I asked my second uncle to help me mail it back to my hometown.
I don't care about the things after that. Now my new work is "Mrs. Tao" which I wanted to paint before but never had time for.
Originally, I wanted to draw Mrs. Tao alone, mainly because her first appearance was so shocking to me. At that time, I never imagined that there are such charming women in the world.
But when I first started painting, I had a dream. I dreamed of Mrs. Tao, who came to say goodbye to me with a gentle scholar. I can’t remember the specific things in the dream, but the two of them looked extremely sweet. It's still fresh in my memory.
After that, I also received a lot of merit. As a token of gratitude, I changed my plan and wanted to draw a picture of their family of three together.
Although the person still looks like in a dream, I changed the style of clothing to that of the Republic of China period. I always feel that painting figure paintings of the Republic of China period looks more sensuous.
My life here is just right, I thought I could live like this for a long time, but unexpectedly, I have another client here.
I still know this client. One of my neighbors now owns a fruit shop. I often go to her house to buy fruits as tributes.
The proprietress of that house was surnamed Du. Her husband passed away in the early years, and she lived with a daughter and wife. Although they were not rich and powerful, they had two elder brothers who were good-looking, and their lives were going smoothly.
As a result, when I went to buy fruit that day, the proprietress stopped me in a secretive manner.
"Xiao Zhou, I want to ask you something, do you know how to see a doctor?" Sister Du held me back and looked at me mysteriously.
I looked at her blankly, "Sister, I'm a student of the art college, not a medical school."
Sister Du pretended to look at me, "I'm talking about a deficiency illness. A few days ago, I saw that you set up a table and drew amulets in front of your house."
I'll go, it's all been seen, it was only three or four o'clock in the morning.
"Big Sister, I'm just bored, so I play cosplay. The school has this club, and I dress myself up as characters from movies and TV shows."
Sister Du didn't believe what I said at all, "Just bluff me, tell the truth, as for me, Sister, I want to ask you to see what happened."
Thinking about it, it’s not impossible. Although I don’t want to open a clinic at home, but people are asking me, so there’s no reason not to do it. After all, it’s a merit.
"Sister Du, let me declare in advance, you can come over this afternoon and I will show you, but you can't accuse me of feudal superstition." I think it is necessary to clarify the matter first, so as not to be exposed.
Sister Du gave me a blank look, "They are all neighbors in the neighborhood, how can I do that wicked thing, I will see you at five o'clock in the afternoon."
After finishing speaking, my fruit money was confiscated and I was sent away.
That's good, I picked up a bag of fruit for nothing, it seems that I should do a little more work for Sister Du this afternoon.
In the afternoon, Sister Du knocked on my door alone. I quickly opened the door and welcomed her in. Sitting on the table at the entrance of the hall, Sister Du skillfully took out two ten-yuan bills and put them under the incense burner.
"As for me, I just want to ask about my man. He has been dead for five or six years, but these two days, I can always dream of him. It is said that he should also be reincarnated. Please help me find out. What does he mean."
When I look at the posture, this elder sister Du has been looking for a way to see things.
"Then Sister Du, give me your husband's birth date and name, and I'll let my fairy family go down and look it up."
Sister Du took out a piece of red paper, on which not only was written the horoscope, but also wrapped a two-inch bareheaded photo, which should belong to Sister Du's husband.
This can save a lot of work, and it is much easier to find photos.
I quickly found Zhao Jingang and asked him to go to the underworld to ask, and I also burned the photo to him by the way.
Not long after, Zhao Jingang came back and told me about Sister Du's husband.
Sister Du's husband has not been reincarnated, and he is still in the city of death, but this guy is not a good guy, he gambles down there, and if he loses, he will lose all his luck in the next life. Just give Sister Du a dream and ask her to burn paper money for herself.
I told her about this in embarrassment, and Sister Du was stunned for a while, then sat there and yelled.
"Bastard, you can't forget to gamble even after you die. Back then, that bastard owed a lot of gambling debts, so he went to work for others. In the end, he lost his life and didn't pay back the money. My old lady has been greedy for the past few years. Only after plugging the hole, this bastard will not live in peace even if he dies."
At first, I just scolded, but later, I started to cry, and told me how I was cheated by him back then.
It used to be a good family, but it turned out to be tainted with gambling, the kind that I still can't quit.She beat her wife even if she disagreed with her. Sister Du didn't give her money, and she even took the child away.
I'll go, if my dad does this, I'll urge my mom to remarry in no time.
"Then what, Miss Du, what do you mean? If you want to burn paper money for him, then I will help you get some decent yellow paper and make copper money for you, so that I can guarantee that I will receive a considerable amount of money there.
If you don't want to take care of it, it's normal. I'll help you find someone to clean up your husband, and then let someone stop helping him with dreams. It's easy to handle. "
Sister Du collected her tears, calmed down, and said, "I don't want to care about that bastard, so how about it, Xiao Zhou, do me a favor, burn some money for him first, and then help her bring money." A message, just say, if you find me again, I will find someone to deal with him."
In my opinion, this elder sister Du still has some feelings for his husband, and she wants to give him a chance.
I nodded, "Okay, I will find materials these two days to make some paper money, and you will burn the paper money to him at the crossroads in front of your house, then I will give you a document, and you will burn it together give him."
Sister Du nodded and left.
As soon as she leaves, my side will explode.
"This kind of person will bring his wife and children with him when he dies. He is really worse than a dog." Liu Zhenyuan said ruthlessly, not wanting to see the husband of Sister Du.
"Don't tell me, his reincarnation in the next life is really uncertain. He didn't do anything good during his lifetime, and he mortgaged his fortune in the next life after his death. I think his next life will really be the master of reincarnation in the animal realm."
Zhao Jingang didn't like that man very much. In his opinion, a man is incompetent if he can't support his family. What's more, this kind of bad habit should be pulled out.
After the gossip, I ran to my studio, where there is a full set of equipment for making yellow paper, and the windows are facing the sun, so they can be dried in the house.
It took me two days to finish what I promised Sister Du.
On the same day, Sister Du took the yellow paper and the documents I wrote back. There was no way. It is said that Sister Du’s husband dreamed every day and asked Sister Du to burn paper money for him, and every time he tried to scare her in different ways.
This man made me want to go straight to hell and beat him up.
I really have never seen such a bastard, who is dead, but still haunts his wife who is not dead, he should go to hell.
Afterwards, I went to the fruit shop to buy something, and Ms. Du thanked me very much. It is said that after burning the paper money, the man stopped frightening people with dreams.
For this reason, Ms. Du took some of the most delicious fruits in the store, and sent them to my home sincerely, and asked me to be a tribute to express her heart.
After I finished my business with Sister Du, I started to paint the portrait of the three Tao family members that I had imagined.
The young couple are fairly simple, even if I have seen their faces, it is easy to draw.But their children, I can only be the appearance of these two people, I just drew a child of three or five years old.
I finished this painting in mid-May, the old man thought it was good, and planned to put it in his art exhibition to make me famous, which really flattered me.
Just when I was immersed in this great joy, Sister Du came to me and told me that her husband came to ask her for money again, and this time, she did not intend to accommodate that man again.
I nodded, indicating that there was no problem, then turned around and went to Zhao Jingang, asking him to find someone to help.
Well, I burned a lot of Ming coins and Zhao Jingang. Zhao Jingang took the money to find a very powerful little boss in Wushi City, and got Sister Du's man to a place where he could not contact the outside world. The coolies are gone.
It is said that the man needs to sit in coolies for about 300 years, and then he will be reborn as an animal, and he cannot be a human being for the third life.
In fact, thinking about it, I still think about customers.
You'll Also Like
-
Comfortable life in Siheyuan
Chapter 594 23 hours ago -
Siheyuan: The romantic and suave Xu Damao
Chapter 550 23 hours ago -
The eldest brother is in love, there is no cure
Chapter 310 23 hours ago -
Naruto: Max out your physical skills and surpass the Six Paths!
Chapter 143 23 hours ago -
Paranoia and fall! The world-weary young master amazes the cultivation world
Chapter 485 23 hours ago -
He is not a person at the beginning of the game.
Chapter 183 23 hours ago -
The Abandoned Daughter of the Miraculous Doctor: Killing the Demon Emperor with a Kiss
Chapter 1166 23 hours ago -
I'm a female supporting character in a bloody novel, and everyone is begging me to start a clas
Chapter 191 23 hours ago -
Zerg Predator
Chapter 168 23 hours ago -
Harry Potter: Glory Bows to Me
Chapter 309 23 hours ago