happy and unhappy

There is a sweet smell in the air, the two sitting on the sofa are affectionate and loving, Mackey feels like he is standing here like a super-wattage light bulb, he is going to come quietly, quietly Go, wave your sleeves, and take nothing away, including his backpack that is comparable to Doraemon's pocket.

Liang Jin's eyes were sharp, and he noticed his existence. Before he stepped out, he asked in time, "What are you doing?"

Mackey sneered: "I'm going to find a place to take a nap, so as not to lose my energy when I start work in the afternoon."

Liang Jin frowned, "Didn't you agree to take a nap at my place?"

"Forget it, I don't want to bother you anymore." Mackey glanced at Xu Shuo, pretending to be well-behaved and sensible, "It's rare for you to get together, there must be a lot of whispers to say, how inappropriate it is for me to stay here."

Liang thought about what he said, and found that he had lost his mind again, so he couldn't help but lose face, "How many times do I have to say, we are just friends, not a couple, if you think about something, see how I can deal with you! Liang Jin became more angry as he spoke, and then asked Xu Shuo, "Which media was the first to spread rumors about our matter? I won't sue him to death!"

Xu Shuo joked with a smile: "I didn't see you stand up to refute the rumors when the rumors were flying everywhere, now you know you are anxious?"

As Xu Shuo said, he glanced at the door, and the person standing inside the door lowered his head timidly, obviously looking like a little daughter-in-law with low brows and pleasing eyes after being trained, who can make people happy to death.Xu Shuo waved at him, "Little friend, come quickly and ask your Teacher Liang to accompany you. Don't make us a couple in the future. You can't even think about it, you know? He likes a young girl like you who is full of vigor. Tender grass, an older young man like me can't get into his eyes at all." After finishing speaking, he nudged Liang Jin with his elbow, "You think so?"

Liang Jin raised Erlang's legs unhurriedly, his eyes fell on Mai Qi, and he echoed "Mmm".

Mackey raised his eyelids, and saw the two great gods in front of him looking at him with half-smiles.There seemed to be something else in that look, and he couldn't quite understand it, but he felt like a mouse being targeted by a cat, and he was in a bad situation.

And at this time, Xu Shuo smiled again, with a malicious smile, "Come here."

Liang Jin also raised the corners of his mouth and looked at him with a smile, as if he was standing at the top of the food chain.

For no reason, you laugh and laugh!

McGee was very uncomfortable being looked at by them, so he stepped forward bravely, stood in front of the two, and said with a mournful face: "Mr. Liang, Mr. Xu, I was wrong! I will never misunderstand you again, please don't Staring at me like that is scary..."

Xu Shuo had never seen such a stupid and cute person before, so he smiled and said: "Well, seeing that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is quite sincere, we forgive you this time, but I still have to ask a few questions, you must Answer truthfully, and don’t fool me.”

Mackey nodded hurriedly: "Okay, you ask."

Xu Shuo was straight-hearted, and he didn't beat around the bush. He directly helped Liang Jin to test out, "Have you ever been in love?"

"Uh……"

Mai Qi has practiced martial arts for more than ten years, and he basically threw himself into it with all his heart. He has no time to spend with others, or even make new friends. He is still a bachelor.

But as a lovable young man, asking him to admit that he has never been in a relationship is tantamount to admitting that he is still a baby in disguise, which seems a little too embarrassing.

Anyway, talking big won't lose a piece of meat, so he brazenly started talking nonsense.

"Talk about it, talk about it several times."

"Oh?" Xu Shuo was quite surprised, "Really?"

He pretended to be an experienced driver, and tried his best in front of the real old driver, "Really, they are all goddess-level, with fair skin and beautiful long legs, and each of them has extraordinary temperament, so beautiful!"

"..." Liang Jin just took a sip of water and almost sprayed all the water on his face.

Seeing his serious expression, Xu Shuo was so happy that he wanted to roll his head.

Xu Shuo held back his laughter and asked humbly, "How did you manage to coax the long-legged goddess into your hands?"

"I have real kung fu!" Mackey raised his chin confidently, "They feel very safe following me."

"Real kung fu?" Xu Shuo asked suspiciously, "Kung fu in bed?" After asking, he looked straight at his crotch.

"No..." Mackey's cheeks were hot, and he instinctively clamped his legs, "Punch, fist and kick kung fu..."

Xu Shuo endured a lot of pain with a smile, and was about to order something stronger, but Liang Jin suddenly stopped him and said, "Okay, don't tease him."

"Okay, okay." After Liang Jin had spoken, Xu Shuo could only smile and compromise.Then he glanced at Mackey and put on a displeased tone, "Didn't you tell the truth? Your apology is too insincere."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Have you really been in love?" Before he could reply, Xu Shuo added, "Are you sure you like girls?"

"That..." Under the scrutiny of those sharp eyes, Mackey felt that he was seen through.

Xu Shuo cut to the chase: "My Gay Da told me that you and we must be the same kind of people."

What is Gayda?

Mackey neither admits nor denies it.

In fact, as early as adolescence, Mackey realized that there was a problem with his sexual orientation.At that time, he was quite shocked, and he also had a decadent feeling that his life was about to fall into darkness.Since he was a child, his parents had placed unlimited expectations on him, and what he was most afraid of was failing their expectations. He originally planned to make a deep cabinet, so deep that no one would notice, but now that his parents are gone, he doesn't have to force him to. He continued to pretend to be a straight man, but he didn't have the idea of ​​looking for a partner at the moment.

Maybe he feels that he is not good enough, and he has younger brothers and sisters to support, and he has no money or time to manage a relationship.

Friends said that he has a gay face, or a pure 0 gay face, with double eyelids, crouching silkworm eyes, double pear dimples, and small tiger teeth all in one cute element, even women can arouse strong emotions when they see it protection desire.

But he doesn't like such compliments, even if he is gay, he still wants to be gay.

Just because he has no intention of falling in love, if he is asked about similar topics, he usually just evades it vaguely. However, Xu Shuo is not easy to fool. ? Answer my question."

Mackey's mind didn't turn around for a moment, "Answer what?"

Xu Shuo didn't say anything, but looked at him sideways, as if to say, just pretend, keep pretending.

Mackey was defeated by him, took a deep breath, and yelled in a broken jar: "I have never been in a relationship, and your gay is also quite accurate, I was born curvy, curvier than mosquito coils, so Are you satisfied with the answer?"

"Haha——" Xu Shuo was actually just trying him out. He didn't expect him to lose his composure so quickly. After laughing, he asked again, "Then what do you like? Do you need brother to introduce one to you?"

Mackey said flatly, "I like being single."

"Impossible." Xu Shuo disagreed, "Everyone has a standard for choosing a mate, so just tell me what are the requirements for choosing a partner?"

Mackey thought for a while, "I don't have any special requirements, I like him, he likes me, and just treat my younger siblings as a family."

"It's that simple?" Xu Shuo didn't quite understand his thinking, "For example, don't consider height, weight, and appearance?"

Mackey wasn't sure, "I should think about it..."

Xu Shuo pointed to Liang Jin, "Is his height okay? He's 1.8 meters eight, like a model."

Mai Qi nodded, Liang Jin is a standard nine-headed body, the golden ratio easily kills all the male gods.

Xu Shuo asked again: "Do you like his appearance?"

Go ahead, everyone likes handsome guys, and Mackey is no exception.He once secretly set Liang Jin's photo as the screen saver of his mobile phone. That beautiful face in the prosperous age kneeled and licked ten thousand times a day was not too much.

"That's fine." Xu Shuo grinned happily, and pushed Liang Jin in front of him, "Since you like him, he is yours from now on."

what? !

The painting style changed too fast, and Mackey couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

Xu Shuo reminded with a smile: "No returns."

This, this, is this a big joke? ?

Mackey was dizzy, "Then what, aren't we making an analogy?"

"Who is making an analogy with you? I'm obviously very serious, okay?" Xu Shuo said seriously, "I asked you just now if you want me to help you introduce someone, but you didn't say 'no', so I introduced Liang Jin to you Yes, I will help you with good intentions, have you been playing with me for a long time?"

"..." Inexplicably, Mackey felt like he had fallen into a trap. He looked at Liang Jin eagerly, hoping that the other party could say something to end this farce.

Who knew that Liang Jin would actually sing along with Xu Shuo, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What? You regretted it so soon?"