Yin and Yang give birth to Tai Chi, and Tai Chi gives birth to pandas

I slept until noon, and then lay on the bed and ate delicious bamboo, oh~~ so happy, so happy.But this amount of bamboo is far from enough. Pandas stretched their waists and reluctantly went to the bamboo forest. The bamboo here is delicious, tender and juicy, even better than what the keeper aunt gave me.

Hmm~~ There's no one else around, right?The panda crawled to the side, shyly puffing, and pulled out a few small green balls.There are undigested bamboo leaves in the poop.

Every day when I go home, there are delicious bamboo shoots on the road, and I eat and sleep well, so happy.

Apart from eating and sleeping, this ball is too lazy to do anything.Xing Luzhi looked at the little ball eating bamboo speechlessly, you might as well not live like this.Hey, what is the little ball doing, it's wobbly.

Cut, isn't it just pooping, why is a person so shy. (A certain deer is not aware of the fact that he is peeping at other people's poop.) When the little balls left, Xing Luzhi walked to the green balls.Gee, filthy filth.

sniff.

Wow, it's actually the same as what was written in the book, the panda's poop is not smelly at all, and it also has a fresh bamboo smell.What kind of creature is this? Even poop is fragrant.

...Crying, this deity actually smells the poop of a lowly thing! ! ! !This deity actually smelled the poop of a lowly species!Xing Luzhi was in a bad mood, very bad.He was depressed lying on the roof of the cave, looking at the sky depressed.

Little Yuanqiu seemed to see herself, and it took three or four days to see the deity.Look up to me, mortals.Xing Luzhi shook the antlers arrogantly, ignoring the little ball that seemed to be very excited rolling around underneath.

Lu Xiansen, Lu Xiansen, so we are neighbors, hello!Lu Xiansen, the antlers are so beautiful.

Can't even say a word, cut.Xing Luzhi turned his head away and ignored him, the deity was upset.After a long time, the little ball was gone!Did it fall?Xingluzhi has a guilty conscience, so if he falls, he will fall, and his death has nothing to do with the deity.After a while, I suddenly felt something soft pushing against me.Turning his head, he saw that little round ball had climbed up and was playing with his thigh.

angry!You can't touch the deity's stretched legs!Kick the little ball away.

Rolling... The panda was stunned, and when he realized it, he rubbed his ass aggrievedly, but he couldn't reach it.

A smile appeared on the corner of Xing Luzhi's mouth, he deserved it.Tsk, how scary is this fat guy, he can't even reach his own butt.The little round ball crawled over again, kicked again, crawled again, kicked again... Repeated several times.Little Yuanqiu probably felt that Xing Luzhi was unfriendly.Frustrated, he pulled his head, then rolled into a black and white ball, and went to sleep.

The panda sleeps restlessly, rolling around, getting closer and closer to the edge.

Tsk tsk, it's not good to be fat and stupid to sleep.You can fall down, and you will learn a lot from a fall.

Xing Luzhi picked up the small ball, jumped lightly and landed at the entrance of the cave, and put the small ball into the cushion inside the white ball.The little ball was soft and comfortable, Xing Luzhi pushed him a few times with his nose.

caught you!The panda opened its eyes and happily scratched the stag's nose. Lu Xiansen, you are so big.

...Pushing the little ball away in disgust, why don't you sleep well and harass the deity.

Woohoo~~ The panda hugs its belly, looks up at the giant deer, and sleeps with me, okay? People don’t like sleeping alone~~

Xing Luzhi cast him a cold look, turned and left the cave.

Hmm... The panda rolled itself into a ball unhappily, and soon fell asleep.

Sighing, the deer, who came back with a bunch of bamboo in his mouth, put the bamboo next to the white ball, then walked to the mat, and slowly lay down.The deity thinks this cushion is quite soft.Well, the cushion is quite soft.The little ball rolled a few times and retracted into its abdomen, and seemed to be sleeping well.The deer mouth let out a few air-conditioning sounds, Xing Luzhi relaxed, and soon fell asleep.

Since then, the panda has depended on Lu Xiansen, there is no keeper aunt, no mother, only this huge deer.Wherever the deer goes, the panda will follow.But he was very slow, his chubby body crawled and crawled, trying hard to keep up with the vigorous pace of Xing Luzhi.

Slow to death, annoying to death.Xingluzhi is not so patient, he is the god of the underworld, a god.But Xiaoyuanqiu tried hard to keep up, and then she just hugged her leg and didn't let go.In order to get rid of the harassment from the little ball, Xing Luzhi flew up and quickly disappeared in front of the panda.Hmph, let's see how you keep up.

Wow, Lu Xiansen can fly.The panda stared blankly at the place where the deer flew away, it was fun, and it could fly, Lu Xiansen was great.Uh~~ Take me to fly wow, Lu Xiansen, hey, where are you going?

Well, that annoying little ball really didn't catch up.Xing Luzhi was satisfied. After waiting for a long time, he looked behind him, hey, did he really not keep up?Also, this panda has no spiritual power and moves so slowly.Thinking of this, Xing Luzhi has already walked a lot of way back gracefully, and the deity flew such a little distance, but he couldn't keep up, he was so weak.

Haven't found the deity yet?The deity is almost back to the origin!Sure enough, you can't have hope for such a mortal thing.

Xinglu flew back impatiently: "Hey, little round ball."

The little ball is gone.

If it's gone, it's gone, the deity just got rid of a trouble.

Then Xing Luzhi found the little ball by the stream.The little ball seemed to be fine, rolling happily in the water, wet all over.Xingluzhi was very angry, very angry, the deity was merciful and worried about you for a second, and you didn't feel guilty at all for not being able to catch up with the deity!You should be guilty! !

Hades got angry, and the consequences were dire.Then the water in the stream began to heat up, and soon it was scalding hot.

The little ball was scalded and screamed, and quickly climbed out of the stream, rolling... so hot, so hot~~ woo woo.

Hmph, this is your punishment for being weak and unworthy.Xingluzhi snorted twice, and called the mountain rain again, and the cold mountain rain jumped in the mountains.

The panda was very wronged, he just wanted to take a bath, why the water suddenly became so hot.Then it rained suddenly, and my body felt much more comfortable, but fortunately, I got hot.After such a toss, the little ball completely lost its strength, lying on the ground like a panda carpet.

The four huge deer feet suddenly circled themselves, and the huge buck used its body to block the icy rain.

Woooo~ Lu Xiansen.The panda rubbed against the deer's foot, then lay weakly on the spot, unwilling to move.

Why don't you just burn it, this little ball can really pretend to be weak.Hmph, do you think the deity will feel guilty and help you!This deity will not believe your pretended weakness.Tsk, she never forgets to be cute even when she pretends to be weak.

Xing Luzhi picked up the small ball, teleported back to the cave, dried the small ball with spells, and threw it on the mat inside the white ball.After washing, the black and white balls are more distinct, soft and cute.

It's cute, but it's useless!Not fat and stupid and lazy.

Xing Luzhi, who was lying beside Xiao Yuanqiu, was very disdainful, but he was planning to give Xiao Yuanqiu a bath in a few days.I still wash it once a day, and the deity shows mercy so that this mortal thing can share the bed with the deity, so as not to dirty the deity's site.The deity also does not allow the deity's things to be too dirty. The entire Miluo Mountain belongs to the deity, including this small ball.

According to the book, the panda has not been weaned yet, but the deity is a stag, so where did the milk come from?Xingluzhi came out of the mountain for the first time in more than 1000 years, and went to the world to get a lot of milk and came back.It's all for babies.Pandas like to drink milk very much. Smelling the smell of milk, they emerge from the bamboo pile, crawl towards the milk tray, and then bury their whole heads in it to drink.

Tsk tsk, is milk so delicious? It's like dying.Xing Luzhi viciously shook the milk tray with a magic spell, and the white milk instantly splashed on the small ball all over his face.

The panda was choked, and now his face is covered with milk, woo woo... choked.The panda fluttered its paws at its face in embarrassment, its face felt warm, and Lu Xiansen licked the milk on his face with his tongue.The panda recovered and continued to plunge its head into the milk.

The taste wasn't great either.Xing Luzhi licked the milk on the panda's face.

wrong! ! !Xing Luzhi was struck by lightning by himself, this deity has cultivated human form for tens of thousands of years!I have long forgotten my nature, why would I lick him... Hey, I have been a deer for so long that I even forgot the feeling of being a human.

After drinking the milk, the panda climbed onto the deer, and its fat little body worked hard to climb onto him.

Dirty.Xing Luzhi was very disgusted, picked up the little ball covered in milk, and threw him into the stream.The panda is still very afraid. Since it was scalded last time, it casts a deep shadow on the stream.Xing Luzhi pushed the stiff ball with his nose, making him roll in the water several times, just like washing a sepak takraw ball.Xing Luzhi found that he seemed to be addicted to playing, and lost himself in rolling the small ball.

Uh~ so dizzy.Lu Xiansen is good or bad, I am sick to death.

Uh... Xing Luzhi will never admit that he is playful.Take the panda out: "You can't even take a bath by yourself, you're so stupid."

The panda was dizzy for a while after landing on the shore.

Here, there are only pandas and deer.Pandas are carefree, never worried, never sad, as long as they are cute, eat bamboo, and sleep.But here is very strange, everything is very strange, sometimes when the pandas are eating bamboo, they will think of it, hey, where is the mother, and the breeder is auntie.

Why are there no kind human beings to feed me and touch me.

I don't know what this little guy is thinking, he looks very sad.This deity has raised you for so long, why are you sad!Xing Luzhi was very angry, but unfortunately this little guy can't speak.Xing Luzhi wanted to infuse the little guy with aura, so that he could cultivate into a demon if he worked a little harder.But it's unrealistic to think about it. This ball is too lazy to take a few extra steps to eat, and it's so stupid that it's impossible to practice.

"Hey, little guy, what are you thinking?"

The panda looked at him, holding his belly pitifully.

"Forget it, even if you look at me, I don't know what you're thinking."

The panda crawled towards Xing Luzhi and lay on his stomach.Huh, I really miss the breeder aunt, my mother, human beings, and my younger brothers and sisters.Wow, Lu Xiansen can talk, just like the breeder aunt, speaking human words.

Xing Luzhi felt his stomach itch, lowered his head, and saw the little guy playing with his stomach.After taking two steps back, the little round ball followed and continued to play.

Xing Luzhi was very annoyed, and when he arched his nose, he turned the little ball upside down.Seeing his dumbfounded appearance, I couldn't help laughing, I was so stupid.

The panda persevered and crawled over again.

...Forget it, this deity is an invincible body that is invulnerable, anyway, you can't do anything with this deity.In other words, Xing Luzhi looked at the black and white ball again.The deity has really never seen such a creature.Anyway, the deity has practiced for ten thousand years, and all creatures on this continent understand it, but they have never seen such a creature.

There is also that white ball, its materials and production are unprecedented, it has such a powerful defense without any aura at all.

The panda had a dream. He dreamed that when he returned to the zoo, the breeder's aunt had already laid out the bamboo, and then she came with the milk pot.Eat and hug, and then play on the swing and slide with my mother.Humans like me. As long as pandas are cute and roll around like a baby, they will be very happy.

Aunt the breeder, mom, where have you been?

Pandas don't want to do anything, they just want to eat bamboo, sleep, and be cute.