The pet snake's escape plan

1. Get up

"Chu Lan, get up, it's nine o'clock."

"Um……"

"Chu Lan, wake up, it's 09:30."

Chu Lan turned over and continued to sleep.

"Chu Lan, it's 10:30."

Chu Lan squinted at him and nodded her chin: "Sleep for another 5 minutes."

After sleeping for an unknown number of 5 minutes, Chu Lan finally woke up yawning, only to see Ji Chenzhou lying back beside him, and began to pull the quilt under his body.He moved his butt and sat up, scratching his hair: "Are you going back to sleep?"

"Returning to sleep?" Ji Chenzhou raised his eyebrows, "Look at what time it is."

Chu Lan looked up at her watch: twenty past one.

"……Hold."

Ji Chenzhou turned his back on him: "I keep the rice for you, heat it yourself."

As a result, Chu Lan stretched her waist and fell back on the bed: "I won't eat, I'll go to sleep."

Ji Shenzhou: "..."

2. Get started

Xiao Butter has been living in Chu Lan's house for half a year, and has passed the winter safely with the help of the extremely hot heater in his house.Spring began in a blink of an eye, and the weather was warm and cold, so Chu Lan turned on the heating pad to give it a stable environment.

It has grown up a lot, about as thick as Chu Lan's fingers, with a lively and active personality, vigorous skills, and quite the demeanor of Mo Wang.

Chu Lan opened the snake box and stretched out her hand towards it, and it climbed up along the palm of her hand, wrapped around his wrist, spat out the pink letter, and stared at him with its small eyes.

So he bowed his head and pouted at it: "mua~"

"You never gave me your first kiss." Ji Chenzhou suddenly appeared behind him, leaning against the wall and drinking Coke.Chu Lan just finished kissing the snake, looked at the snake and then at him, and raised her wrist: "Here, take it."

Ji Chenzhou stepped forward to pick up the snake, the little butter stopped on his hand, and raised his head to smell the Coke in his hand.He touched its head and it looked back at him.

Chu Lan rested her chin on her hands, and suddenly sighed softly: "I miss my little Baijing."

"I've never heard you say that you want Mo Wang, who is also your pet, why is there such a big gap?" He turned his hands to make the snake crawl, and shook the Coke to listen.

"Who wants to think about that ungrateful and stinky snake." Chu Lan twitched her mouth, "Thanks to how good I was to him at the time, one snake bit me more times than all the snakes I have raised together."

Ji Chenzhou smiled and shook his head, put the butter back into the box, it turned its head and looked at him reluctantly, and moved to the water bowl to drink water.Take two sips and stop to look at him, take another two sips and look at him again.

"You said if it also became a spirit... what would it look like?" He asked suddenly.

"Don't even think about it, if all the snakes in my family become spirits, then I can't live with it."

"Look, I'll do the math for you," Ji Chenzhou sat on the table with his arms propped up, "flame, red-haired girl; palm, classical beauty; blizzard, elegant lady; salmon, shy youth; butter... blond boy? Not bad Not bad, I like this setting."

Chu Lan gave him a deep white eye: "You'd better go dreaming, there are everything in the dream."

3. Meet the parents (wait this doesn't seem like a daily routine)

"Are you... sure... you want to... go home with me?" When Chu Lan heard Ji Chenzhou say this idea, her speech was incoherent.

Ji Chenzhou looked at him suspiciously: "Does your family disagree with your coming out?"

"That's not true, my dad never cared about me." Chu Lan touched her nose, "It's just that my family has... I'm afraid I'll scare you."

The words in the middle were spoken very softly, and Ji Chenzhou couldn't hear clearly: "What's there? Tibetan mastiff or crocodile?"

"No, there is a snake."

"It's not normal to have snakes. There are so many snakes in your house... Your dad also likes to raise snakes?"

"python."

Ji Chenzhou suddenly had a bad premonition, and asked as if to comfort himself: "...a ball python?"

"My dad doesn't keep that kind of pediatric things. The snakes here seem to be pediatric." He leaned into the other's ear, "Have you heard of golden pythons? Coincidentally, my dad likes to raise them. It has grown to five meters, and it is difficult for us to lift it together."

Ji Chenzhou shut up immediately.

"So you see, do you still want to come with me to my house?"

"Uh..." Ji Chenzhou swallowed, struggling inwardly, "But we've been together for so long, I never knew it was bad for your family, right?"

"That's true. He called me last week to ask me how I was doing. I told him that I had a date, but I didn't mention the gender."

"So I'd better...go visit the second elder."

Three days later, the two went to Chu Lan's house. Because Ji Chenzhou didn't know the way, it was rare for Chu Lan to drive once.Ji Chenzhou inquired about Chu Lan's parents' preferences in advance, prepared some gifts, changed his clothes, and went out after tidying up.

Chu Lan drove the car all the way to the outskirts of the city, and finally stopped in front of a three-story villa.Ji Chenzhou got out of the car and looked at the villa hidden among the trees. The garden occupied a larger area than ordinary people's houses, and there was no second family within a radius of 500 meters.

"This is your home?"

"Yes." Chu Lan took out the key, and it took him a long time to find the right one after tossing and turning several keys, and opened the door to lead him in.

It's almost like a manor here.Thinking this way, Ji Chenzhou walked for a while before arriving at the door of the villa. Chu Lan was about to insert the key into the lock, when he stopped suddenly and said, "Well, I'll show you a unique skill."

Ji Shenzhou was at a loss: "What?"

"The boa constrictor opens the door."

Chu Lan rang the doorbell as she spoke, and stomped her feet vigorously in front of the door.Half a minute later, the door handle was slowly turned, and the door was opened a crack.

Chu Lan stretched out his hand and pulled it, and Ji Chenzhou saw a golden python with thick thighs at the door, its upper body was standing upright against the door, its head was still pressed against the doorknob.When it saw the two of them, it vomited the snake letter and retreated, walking towards the house.

Ji Shenzhou's expression suddenly became very exciting.

Chu Lan suppressed a smile, rubbed her nose and stepped over the python: "Dad! Mom! I'm back!"

Ji Chenzhou froze at the door for half a minute before taking a deep breath and stepping in, closing the door behind him.

The golden python crawled into the living room from the entrance. After changing into his slippers, he followed. Seeing that Chu Lan had already sat down on the sofa, he reached out to grab the cut fruits in the fruit plate.

"Eat it without washing your hands." Father Chu slapped his hand away, and tapped his head as hard as he ordered a snake, "Brat, have you not been home for months? Do you still have your parents in your heart?" ?”

Chu Lan shrunk her neck repeatedly after being hit by him, covered her head with one hand and waved to Ji Shenzhou, and said, "Dad, let me introduce you to my date."

Papa Chu cast his gaze immediately: "A man?"

"Ah... a man."

"Your kid must be the one at the bottom!" He smacked the back of his son's head, "Can you give your dad some face."

Chu Lan was very wronged: "How do you know that I must be the bottom one!"

"Just because you are so lazy, you don't even bother to go home, how can it be the one above?"

Ji Chenzhou took his eyes away from the python, looked at Chu Lan and then at Chu's father, and said tentatively, "Hello, uncle."

"Okay, okay." Father Chu waved to him to signal him to come over, and pouted at the snake again, "Are you scared?"

"Uh...it's okay." Ji Chenzhou put the gift on the tea table, sat on the small sofa beside him, and just wanted to continue talking, the snake actually crawled to the bottom of his feet, and then crawled along his legs to climb onto him.

His whole body stiffened immediately, resisting the urge to jump up from the sofa, only feeling the weight of the snake on his body, the snake's head kept approaching, and the letter spattered on his clothes.

Trying to keep smiling, he reached out a trembling hand to stroke its scales.Chu's father suddenly laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, Shen Zhou, right? This kid is not bad, he is obviously very scared but still calm, he will make a big deal."

Ji Chenzhou let out a breath slowly, the python had put its head on his hand, and one head was as big as his palm.He nodded and said, "Uncle laughed, I've never seen such a big snake before."

As soon as the snake was mentioned, Dad Chu seemed to be in a good mood. He pushed his son away and approached Ji Chenzhou: "Why don't you raise pythons with Dad too? Stop playing with those pediatric toy snakes."

"Dad, what are you talking about? Why are you talking about pediatrics?"

"Shut up." Chu's father pushed him away, and said to the python, "Xiao Lan, come here, come to Dad."

The golden python turned its head and crawled over from the sofa, with its head resting on Chu's father's lap and its tail resting on Ji Chenzhou's side.

"I said Dad, can't you change its name? Every time you call him, I feel like you're calling me."

"You haven't listened to it yet."

Chu Lan shut up.

Not long after, Mother Chu also came out of the kitchen, and Ji Chenzhou hurriedly greeted her.The nanny of Chu Lan's family is not here today, and there are only four people and one snake in the house, so it is quiet.

Ji Chenzhou chatted with them for a while and gradually became familiar with them. The python seemed to like him very much and always wanted to climb on him.Such a huge monster weighed heavily on him, but when he looked at it and thought about his little piece of butter, it really seemed childish.

Chu Lan suddenly grabbed the boa constrictor by its neck and carried it away, holding its head and kissing it fiercely, until the snake backed away again and again, and pushed him away with her body and quickly slipped away.

It circled around the sofa and emerged from behind the sofa again, with its head on Ji Shenzhou's shoulder, which startled him.

The snake seemed unexpectedly comfortable in Chu Lan's house.

Co-author Chu Lan's liking for snakes is also hereditary?