The pet snake's escape plan

The shit shovel didn't come to rescue him in the end.

I was pressed by the black king from midnight until morning, when the first ray of light entered my snake's nest, I felt mixed feelings.

Have you ever tried to have sex with someone for hours without pulling it out?It's still the kind that can't struggle or resist at all.Although the King Snake is far from the most durable among snakes, I still suffer from backache and leg pain from him... oh, I'm sorry I don't have legs.

To be reasonable, it didn't take long for me to feel no pain, and he really treated me like a female snake from beginning to end.Even when he finally backed out, the barb on my penis still scratched me, bringing out a lot of blood, as well as his... cum.

I looked at the red, red, white and white left on the mat, the penis that he had taken back, and the scales on my chrysanthemum that he couldn't close together, and I just wanted to greet the ancestors of their king snakes.

Really, if I knew it earlier, I should have tried my best not to break your penis. Next time you come, don't break your penis again. Let's see what you can do to make trouble in the future.

I silently thought about the poisonous plan, but dared not say it out of my mouth.After all, he was still patrolling my territory, circled my house, and even went to drink from my water bowl.I really want to close my eyes and act as if I can't see, but unfortunately I don't even have eyelids, so I can only watch him drink the water afterward.

Really pissed off the snake!

I rested for a while, and felt that I had regained some strength. I looked up at the gap on the box lid that he pushed open, and I really wanted to escape from prison, go to a paradise where snakes are rarely seen, and live a happy and happy life.But I just thought about it, now I don't even bother to flick my tail, and I don't even bother to breathe out at the rapist, so why are I talking about escape.

All I want is to sleep peacefully in my den, but I can't even do that.Because Hei Wang didn't even plan to leave, it seemed that there was something he liked in my nest, and he was wandering around all the time, without the slightest sense of going back and forth from where.

But I was already physically and mentally exhausted, so I simply ignored him, crawled back into the shelter and huddled up, the place I passed was stained with blood, and I felt pain for myself.

My chrysanthemum...it hurts...

I squinted for a while until I was woken up by the screaming alarm of the shit shovel officer.

I have to be woken up by him every morning, and my heart is also very tired. Five minutes later, I heard his voice coming from far and near: "Today is Saturday, why should I set the alarm clock... I forgot to turn it off yesterday, so annoying."

I looked at him through the transparent box, and I saw him let out a breath, drank another glass of water, and then walked towards us, saying as he walked, "Is my little black good today? Daddy misses you, come on!" Give dad a good morning kiss, mua~"

……are you crazy.

I felt a chill, and I couldn't help shrinking my neck.He sat down at the table with a smile on his face, but the next moment he couldn't laugh anymore.

The moment he opened the black king's box, his smile froze on his face, and then his expression became very frightened, and he shouted: "Where's my black king?! Where's the black king?! The black king escaped from prison!"

He slapped the table in fright and woke up all the snakes.I took a peek at Hei Wang who was sleeping next to the water bowl, and decided to wait and see.

The excrement shoveler yelled like crazy, messed up all the bedding and decorations in the black king's box, but couldn't find the black king.He began to search on the table and on the ground again, and even picked up all the snake boxes one by one to see if there were any under the boxes.I thought to myself, don’t you want to escape from prison? I didn’t see you so anxious when I escaped from prison. Do you love Hei Wang or me?

My box was no exception, and he picked it up to check.Because of the shaking, the water in the water bowl spilled out and splashed on Hei Wang, waking him up.

How can I have such a stupid shit shovel officer, can't you see that there is such a big black pile in my house?You are blinder than the black king, really.

He searched for a long time, and when he was almost desperate, he finally found the gap in my box... which was pushed open by the black king.

Then he burst out with a shocking cry:

"My blizzard escaped too?!"

I really want to use the tip of my tail to poke my ear, although there is no place to poke it.Even snakes with such poor hearing like us feel his voice is very harsh.

He lifted the lid of my den, then gave me a distorted face of astonishment, and yelled again: "Black King, why are you here?! Why is there so much blood?! Where's my blizzard?! Did you eat it It fell, huh?!"

idiot!I'm not dead yet!

I was annoyed for a while, and at the same time, I was a little moved. My shit shovel officer still loves me. Although there is a goddamn new love, Hei Wang, he still cares about me!

The shit-shoveling officer grabbed Hei Wang, lifted his tail, and shook him backwards while shaking: "Hurry up and spit it out! Quickly spit it out!"

Alas, why is my heart so soft, I can't bear to play tricks on him when I see him anxious.I really don't expect the shit-shoveling officer, who is blinder than the black king, to find me hiding in the dodge.

I couldn't hold back and crawled out slowly, exposed to his sight, proving that I'm still alive...not at all.

The shit-shoveling officer quickly noticed me, and then he put the black king down and patted his chest: "It's okay, it's okay, it's fine if you don't eat it, I just said how it can eat such a big snake."

I raised the snake's head and tried to ask for his comfort and caress, but what he said next almost made me spit out old blood.

He said: "Fortunately, I didn't eat it, otherwise I would die of hunger."

... shit shovel, I've had enough!I decided to break up with you now!