The pet snake's escape plan

Hei Wang bit him for 5 minutes and didn't let go. The excrement shovel officer screamed and pinched his neck. He didn't let go, but shook him straight, still didn't let go, and finally soaked his hands in my water bowl. Press the snake's head into the water.Even so, the black king refused to let go, and bit him for another 2 minutes before slowly letting go, sticking his head out of the water to breathe.

There are two rows of neat tooth marks on the excrement-shoveling tiger's mouth, and blood gushes out quickly. It's no joke to be bitten by an adult black king. It's better to have you, hehe.

He immediately ran off to wash his hands, nearly knocking over the chairs.I thought to myself that you turned off the video recording too early, it's a pity that you were bitten like this and didn't record it.

The black king leisurely crawled out of the water bowl, spitting out the letter casually, without any sense of guilt for biting the owner.I glanced at the water bowl that was once again harmed by him, and even had some bloodshot eyes floating on it, and I just wanted to say:

Your sister, I just changed the water!

And I also got wet with the new pad material I changed!

The black king turned his head to me and crawled towards me.I stayed where I was, but he moved closer again, sweeping the letter across my face.Because I was also spouting letters, I accidentally bumped into his, and his smell rushed straight into my mind.

...Can you stay away from me?I'm not interested in kissing you.

Instinctively, I flinched back and warned him, "Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!"

He replied to me: "Hiss."

What?Can't understand?Nonsense, of course stupid humans can't understand our noble snake language.I will reluctantly condescend and condescend to translate it.

I said, "Don't touch me! Get off! Get away from me!"

Him: "Shut up."

OK, I shut up.You are the boss, I will not compete with the boss, I will give way to the boss.

I moved around, trying to crawl away.But he came up to hold down my tail, and then climbed up my body.I thought you still want to come?How many hours have you worked and you still haven't done enough?

He crawled on top of me and onto me, always trying to put his head on top of mine.I broke free from under him, looked at the open box lid, and my heart started to itch again.

If you don't escape from prison at this time, when will you wait?

As soon as I said it, I immediately raised my upper body, climbed to the edge against the wall of the box, and then climbed down from the edge to the table.

However, as soon as my snake's head touched the table, before I could stabilize myself, I felt myself being lifted up.The excrement shovel threw me back into the box, pointed my head with his finger, and said, "Want to escape from prison? You won't be honest if you don't close the lid for a while, right?"

I was very upset that he nodded my head, pulled back, and wanted to give him a bite.The black king was much more anxious than me, and he opened his mouth to breathe out at him again, and began to shake his tail.

The shit shovel was bitten by him as if he had a psychological shadow, and the speed with which he withdrew his hand was faster than the black king rushing to eat.While mumbling something, he took out a pair of thick rubber gloves from the drawer, put them on his hand that still had the marks of the black king's teeth, and quickly squeezed the black king.

The black king gave him a bite as usual, but failed to bite through his glove.

Alas, the teeth of our non-poisonous snakes are still too short.

The excrement shoveler was very proud, and didn't urge the Black King to let go, provoking him with raised eyebrows: "Bite, bite, I'll lose if you bite through."

Hei Wang ate the rubbery taste in his mouth, and he let go of his mouth after not holding on for long, and shook the snake's head in disgust.The shit shovel throws him back into the box and closes the lid.

Shit shovel, if you treat the black king like this, you will be punished. Let me tell you.

He replaced the water in my water bowl with new one, and put on the lid of my box.

There are two layers of plastic between me and the black king, and I can only see a black shadow dangling there.I ignored him, crawled to the bowl and drank enough water, then lay down on the mat and thought about the life of the snake.

The one hundred and second jailbreak failed.