The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

The next day, Han Xiao and her friends made an appointment to go shopping together, but she was picking out clothes in the closet, looking in the mirror and changing three or four sets in a row.

Feeling guilty, Han Xiao waved his hand to Yue Ting to say hello, and then pretended to be surprised: "Yan Quan, are you there?"

I was called by you, okay?Don't pretend to be so ugly!

Yue Ting sneered and walked downstairs.

The corner of Yan Quan's mouth twitched, and he tried to cooperate with his nod, but who the hell didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and ran to knock on his door to say kiss!See you tomorrow and have dinner with Meimei Yueting, don't be late!

That's right, shopping + buying shoes = crush + eating

As mentioned above, Han Xiao used this thing to fool two people respectively, one male god and one female goddess, um, a slip of the tongue, one male god and one...for the time being, I haven’t figured out how to describe the bait used to catch male gods, come on, read it with me , that is a little bitch who knows how to sao and flirt →_→

Throw it away when you're done using it. It's about Han Xiao who values ​​sex and despises friends. After shopping in the middle of the day, when it's time for dinner, Han Xiao excused himself to go to the bathroom, pulled Yue Ting with him, and threatened him against the door, " You go home!"

Yue Ting bumped into the doorknob and was in pain, "Are you sick?"

"I'm about to take medicine, you go home!" Han Xiao didn't care about the other party's annoyance, and directly put his hand into the man's coat, Yue Ting was stunned, and then her underwear was taken off, hold the grass!It's just swearing.Yue Ting stared red-eyed, while Han Xiao was still shaking the underwear in his hand, triumphantly, "Am I good? Go home!"

abnormal!

Big change. State!

Yue Tingcao. Cao Di folded his clothes, turned around and ran, still a little panicked.

Yan Quan was waiting not far from the bathroom. Seeing Yue Ting's flustered appearance, he subconsciously stopped her, "What's the matter? Don't worry, speak slowly!" Being alone, she calmed down with no sense of oppression in her heart, brushed her messy hair, and said in a hoarse voice: "I'm fine, but the boss told me to go back to work overtime, you and Han Xiao can play slowly."

Yan Quan frowned.

What about Han Xiao who followed?Hehe, Bai Lianhua is scratching her head again, she looks so pitiful, not to mention a man, she even wants to pounce on her and take a few bites, hum!Sure enough, she is a shameless bitch, even a plain woman like her is not spared, it's disgusting!

"In that case, I'll take you back to work." Yan Quan made a decision.

"Don't." Yue Ting shook her head hastily, and walked a few steps forward to get away from the people. She was threatened by Han Xiao stripping her clothes before she could do anything, so Han Xiao would have to strip her skin if she really kidnapped her?Thinking about it made her pimples all over her body, Yue Ting shivered, and walked out of the shopping mall at a faster pace.

Yan's tail followed.

Han Xiao, who left behind a failed plot: ...

A failed date, recorded on the pillar of shame, always remembered.

Well, this unhappy page has been turned.

It is said that unlucky things are rushed together. When Han Xiao came home, he passed by the noodle restaurant downstairs. Aunt Liu was opening the door and came out to say hello to an old lady of the same age. son hey!"

The Tune of the Eighteenth Bend of the Mountain Road

Han Xiao "..."

"Xiao Zi, Xiao Zi, how is the person I introduced to you last time?" Aunt Liu winked, and took her by the arm to walk towards the noodle shop.

dialogue deja vu

Han Xiao happened to be hungry, just now he just went shopping and didn't eat, so he went into the noodle shop with Aunt Liu, "Let's have a bowl of Mala Tang, put more seaweed!" Han Xiao chose a seat against the wall and slouched on the table , Counting the black spots on the corner of the table, waiting for a few minutes to eat, Aunt Liu handed over the shop to her daughter, and sat across from her to talk to her, the so-called family chat.

Well, the following:

"Has Xiao Chen called you recently?"

"No!"

"Then you call him!"

"……"Ha ha.

"Has Xiao Zi found a job?"

"No." I was busy cultivating a relationship with the bait, a compulsory course for fishing male gods

"That's not okay, you can't find a good husband's family if you are lazy, and you can't expect Xiao Chen to support you forever!" Aunt Liu was dissatisfied, and snatched her chopsticks and refused to let anyone eat them.

Han Xiao froze for a moment, silently picked up the skewers on the plate, and chewed vigorously. Seeing that Aunt Liu was about to lose her temper, Han Xiao was speechless, and said slowly, "Auntie, do you know that Xiao Chen is not a good person?"

"..." Aunt Liu was a little dumbfounded.

"I didn't see right at the beginning, and it's normal not to contact each other. After all, stories about Wang Ba and Mung Dou don't happen very often. Don't worry, ma'am. If you like to be a matchmaker, wouldn't it be enough to call a few times? I can trust you, ma'am." What about you?" Han Xiao had a pleasant face, so that it was hard to pick out the bones in the egg.

The words were beautiful, but Aunt Liu couldn't express them any more, and walked into the room resentfully.

Well, I can eat Malatang with peace of mind, a few meat skewers, enough to eat, Han Xiao put a few tickets on the table, opened the door and walked out of the noodle shop.After returning home, I felt a rare relaxation, rolled around on the bed vigorously, and slept for four or five hours.

Open the refrigerator, eat an apple to pad your stomach, and it's time to post again, Han Xiao solemnly eats the apple first and then washes his hands...

[When I was shopping, the male god left me and ran to send his ex-girlfriend home, why am I still hungry]

If you want a post to be popular, the title must be popular!

The content is as follows:

Today I was dating a male god, but I met my ex-girlfriend. Here comes the problem. My ex-girlfriend is fair and beautiful, with a thin waist and long legs, but can I say that those long legs are due to wearing high-heeled shoes?Then she sprained her ankle, just after meeting my male god, the two supported each other to go home, I felt like I was going to be frozen into a popsicle, so sad, please comfort, hug, and reward...

The first floor said: I am a little confused by this post, whose ex-girlfriend?

The second floor said: The last sentence 'ask for a reward' is the key

The third floor said: central air conditioning

Floor 1: It’s just a scumbag, why don’t you keep it for the Chinese New Year?

2nd floor: Upstairs +1, but apparently the host intended it this way

Fourth floor: Too many slots but no mouths

The fifth floor: The poster's post seems to have no problem, but there is a deep meaning behind it.

Sixth floor: All the men are dead, let's fight for a cucumber

Seventh floor: The original poster, you just said that your ex-girlfriend is a short-legged scheming.. If you don’t want to be a bitch, why don’t you pretend to be wronged?

Eighth Floor: Red and White Controversy

Ninth Floor: The host still wants to be cute, and he doesn't care much about that ghostly male god, does he?

Floor 1: +10086

Floor 2: + ID number

Tenth floor: Oh, it’s already the tenth floor, is there still time to sell melon seeds?

Eleventh Floor: This man sits back and enjoys his blessings

The twelfth floor: How ugly is the landlord, and still keep this scumbag, what kind of male god is he, disgusting

The thirteenth floor: What kind of monsters and monsters are there upstairs? Do you want to comfort the landlord?The landlord does not cry

Floor 1: I'll help you add a stand up

2nd Floor: Haha

The fourteenth floor: The landlord's evil pen, the appraisal is completed

Fifteenth floor: There are a lot of intellectual and handicapped people in the post, don't worry about it

From the 30th floor... to the [-]th floor, the painting style of the post changed suddenly, and all the posters touched it. It seems that there are normal people. Well, Han Xiao bit her thumb and was in deep thought. After [-] seconds, she did an amazing thing. This is the first time I replied: Well, I never said that the male god is my boyfriend, just a normal relationship...

38th floor:……

39th floor: I. Fuck. The landlord!

Han Xiao resisted the urge to slam the mouse, really wanted to say "you come"

Fortieth floor: Hehe!

41: Full of malice, post!

The painting style has changed again

Harvest a bunch of rotten eggs

Rotten cabbage

Han Xiao got his wish, black red black red

After being petted, Han Xiao decided to leave this forum full of black history, and go to develop elsewhere again.Well, let's go to eat now, her mother is calling for someone.On the table, the ever-changing topic of blind dates, Han Xiao hiccupped, gagged the four mouths of his parents, brother and sister-in-law with the bad air in the house, and then ran upstairs with the excuse of the bad air in the house.

The sound of clattering shoes on the stairs.

Han Xiao pressed the doorbell of Yue Ting's house