[Comprehensive] Yinglong

Question: How to deal with a huge Yinglong who is rolling on the ground, crying and beckoning to his master, who seems to have an IQ of less than [-] but exceeds the upper limit with unknown strength?

A: Apart from finding his master, maybe we can only wait for him to stop when he is tired.

"But he didn't say who his master is, so why don't we just let him go on like this?" Li Ye, who stood on the sword grid with the blade facing down and paid close attention to the situation below, wiped his face vigorously, looked at the A large piece of flat ground showed a broken expression, "It's been three days, it's been three days, I can hardly remember the terrain here three days ago, if the formation set up here is also destroyed by him, Kunlun The news of the mythical beasts appearing in the mountains will probably take a while."

"Oh, don't forget that this is Li Kunlun, Kunlun Xu, how can it be easily discovered by ordinary people, even the latest climbers are more than a month ago, and they will not be discovered." Lying on the huge gourd and holding a bottle of Red Star Erguotou, Liu Fengqi burped, "And didn't you realize that that guy has just the right amount of control, besides, he was still a minor at the time, and he was alone outside My son has been wandering for so long and finally came back as an adult, no matter how I look for him, I have to let him vent a little."

underage?Li Ye, who always didn't realize the point when listening to people's words, pointed at the huge monster below with trembling hands: "With this physique, you tell me that he is underage? I said that his age must be dozens of times older than ours. "

"He is now an adult, and this size is just reduced by his own control. If he really wants to expand, it will definitely block the sky. Who will let his race play that? You have to know, his father used to But he can fight against the God of War, and he can also draw rivers with his tail, his size is only pocket-sized compared to his father." A gust of cold wind blew over, making Liu Fengqi sneezed and shivered Shaking his body, he took another sip of wine, "But I probably know who he is looking for."

"who is it?"

"Where is this?"

"Kunlun Xu."

Liu Fengqi glared at Li Ye with hatred: "Idiot, I'm asking you, which sect used to be stationed here? Think about when Ying Long last appeared and what happened during that time, and then You'll know who it is."

Holding his head in his arms, he began to recall the painstaking documents he had memorized in order to pass the national unified examination for practitioners. Li Ye's eyes couldn't help but get bigger and bigger, and finally he cried out: "His master can't be the one from the Ministry of Magic." The nominal second-in-command is actually the real workaholic boss, so busy that he publishes various supplementary materials and test questions every year to torture our Xuan Houxiong Wang Xiao!"

"Bingo, congratulations, you got it right." Liu Fengqi smiled and applauded, "It's a pity that there is no reward, but if you turn around now, there will be a big surprise."

What surprise?Li Ye turned his head subconsciously following Liu Fengqi's words, and then saw the insta-kill female cultivators of all ages and ages that he saw on the cover every year before graduation Peerless beauty.

"Vice Minister Xuan, Xuan, Xuan Xiao, very, very honored to meet you." The feeling of seeing a real person at close range is definitely more shock than surprise. Live fighting up.There is no way, who made him a scumbag back then and his mother was also a fan of this deputy minister.

Although his appearance seemed to scare a child, Xuan Xiao didn't care, he just nodded casually and then turned his attention to Ying Long who rolled the mountain bag to the ground and had a tendency to sink.Tsk, how come it looks more and more stupid after not seeing you for more than a hundred years.

Wen Renbai, who also noticed Xuan Xiao's arrival, saw Ling Kong standing there wearing a high-necked black windbreaker, Xuan Xiao with long red hair casually tied into a ponytail, couldn't help but jumped up, leaned his huge head over and tried to drive into the opponent into his arms.As a result, the big face was about to get close, but Xuan Xiao, who was not as big as his own head, took the Xihe sword and pulled it away with a disgusted expression: "It's so dirty, clean yourself up, and come back when you are smaller." .”

Being close to the hometown, when the door that rejected him was finally opened to welcome his return, the anticipation, yearning, and nostalgia were filled with timidity and unreality. Many emotions were intertwined, making Wen Renbai hesitant .Carefully passing through the enchantment that protects the entire land and the surrounding sea area, the moment his feet landed on the ground, he finally confirmed that he was not dreaming.He wanted to cheer, to run, to spread his wings to soar in the sky and howl, but his remaining rationality finally made him stay on the ground with tears streaming down his face.

Because people's hearts are fluctuating in modern society, faith is lacking, and more people believe in science, Wen Renbai also thought that the situation in his hometown would be the same as the island country he stayed in for hundreds of years, and the practitioners were dying day by day.It wasn't until the little guy with some cultivation came to pick him up and talked with him on the way to Kunlunxu at his request that although it was not as grand as it was in the Tang Dynasty, the cultivators were able to pass on, and even under the leadership of the country, the Three Realms Specially dispatched representatives from all parties to set up a special department in the central government to deal with matters such as retreating for too long, sleeping for too long, or the little guy not knowing the rules, causing trouble, or even deterring foreign magical powers.They even established a school for practitioners to train those gifted children, and to teach some old guys the common sense of modern social life.

Applying the sayings in those common novels, this department is probably the legendary dragon group.Of course, they will not use such a vulgar name. Internally, they call it the emergency response department for special forces and situations, referred to as the relevant department for short. Externally, they all use the capital as their name, adhering to the low-key and restrained that has always been unique to the nation since ancient times—although It is also often complained by crooked nuts.

When emotions are suppressed to the extreme, as a certain writer said, they either die or erupt. It's golden, very thick, and humans can't read micro-expressions other than their own kind, even if they are blushing and shy, they can't tell it.

After tidying himself up and turning into a human form, Wen Renbai's overheated mind calmed down due to excitement: "Farewell to the year, how is Master?"

"Very good, but it's you. I haven't seen you for so many years, and I feel more and more stupid." Xuan Xiao's expression was quite calm, but he couldn't see the joy of the long-lost reunion. It's so disgusting, of course, as for what this big man who abandoned immortality and became a demon thinks in his heart, no one but himself knows.

Regarding Xuan Xiao's ridicule, Wen Renbai seemed very happy. Even when he was out of the Kunlun Mountains and eating in a hotel in a nearby city, he would be dishonestly close to Xuan Xiao. She smirked like a fool with an IQ of less than forty.

Look at that idiot's full of power smile, it's like blinding his good-looking face for nothing, Li Ye kept throwing delicious food into his mouth while cursing.Being able to have a meal with the boss of the Ministry of Magic and the apprentice of the boss once, he feels that this bull can make him brag for 50 years.You know, this boss is simply a living legend. After all, not everyone can still be at ease until now after shouting the phrase "the sky abandons me, I would rather become a devil".

It is simply a model for our generation of cultivators, but compared to the grand occasion of the past, although the inheritance of the cultivation world has not been cut off, it has declined in the end. The less is on the one hand, on the other hand, the floating of people's hearts is no longer as pure as it used to be.What's more, the technology trees lighted up by modern people still have a very convenient life even if they don't need to practice. Who would want to live the life of squatting in the deep mountains and old forests without Wi-Fi or Internet access? Anyway, he can't do it without a mobile phone No computer and no takeaway life anymore.

"What are your plans next?" For Xuan Xiao, food is at best something to satisfy his appetite. After eating a little casually, he put down his chopsticks and watched as he sat there trying to connect the plates. Wen Renbai, who swallowed it together, raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Didn't you eat much during these years outside?"

"Although I'm not picky about what I eat, I still think the food at home tastes the best no matter what." Wen Renbai, who swept away a plate of dishes again, took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, "As for the plan What, I haven't thought about it yet, Master, do you have any suggestions?"

"No suggestion, but there are many tasks. In order not to be stationed in the overseas branch, that bastard Xifeng took those little bastards and ran back to the devil world. It happens that you are back now, so you can go to New York." Xuan Xiao Seeing Wenren Bai Wenyan's sluggish expression, he snorted coldly, "Put away your stupid expression, this job is equivalent to traveling abroad with pay, what's your dissatisfaction?"

"But I just came back, Master, are you planning to throw me out of the house again before this bench is hot?" Wen Renbai felt a little wronged, is this his real master?Is it really appropriate to be so cruel to your only apprentice? Now I am equivalent to a single seedling under your sect, just like Laojun loves the only seedling under your sect, Xuandu Dafa-Master, can't you do?

Xuan Xiao looked at Wen Renbai for a long time with an unfathomable face, and then asked: "If you don't go out, how can you bring the person who married you to let the teacher have a look? Is the daughter-in-law taken away? Are you going to offer tea to the teacher?"

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law and so on, I never knew that Master was so narrow-minded.But when mentioning this, Wen Renbai did subconsciously think of someone, but that guy should be in the mud right now. Why did you want him to go to New York?

"But Master—"

"If you are told to go, you can go. It's useless. Here are the air tickets, ID documents and passports. When you get off the plane, someone from S.H.I.E.L.D. will pick you up. Don't worry. I have something to do, so I'm going back first." After speaking, Xuan Xiao threw a bag of things to Wen Renbai, then stepped on the flying sword and put a wind return to Yunyin on himself, and went directly from the window, leaving only Li Ye who was still engrossed in eating, Liu Fengqi who was holding his wine and drinking non-stop, and Wen Renbai who looked dull.

"I just wanted to say that guy was smacking."

The author has something to say: 2333333333 Xuan·Houxiong·Wang Xiao—how many people’s hands trembled reflexively when they saw the middle name?

To be honest, in fact, the name of going home has not been very suitable for the content of this article. I am considering changing the name, and re-creating the cover and copywriting. Don’t be surprised if they change all the time someday.

I lost my job recently and have to find a new job. I can't be more worried. Boss, you can make your furniture customization or decoration for the whole house. I can continue to draw 3D plans in peace. What are you doing with so many moths ( ╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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