[Comprehensive] Yinglong

Xuan Xiao pressed his forehead with some discomfort, looked at the completely dark sky outside the window, and at Wen Renbai, who was projected by the jade board, and reported to him that he had found a Taoist companion and was trying to apply to return to China with a happy expression on his face : "Have you confirmed it? After all, he is from there. There are quite a few old guys in the family who were almost killed because of their crimes during that period of time. There are still many old guys who have not recovered yet." , and you have to go through a lot of procedures to get someone home, and you have to make sure he doesn't cause trouble." Why did he still have to deal with the Taoist companion for that idiot across the sea after dealing with the things caused by those stupid people? The problem, oh, yes, after all, he is his own idiot, and probably only he can handle it.Indifference.JPG

"Actually, it's okay to throw him abroad, as long as I can return to China." The point is not that I have a partner, but that Wen Renbai, who wants to return to China, thought about it for a while, and happily expressed his thoughts He blurted it out, not paying any attention to the fact that the partner who was about to be thrown away by him was sitting next to him.

"So you plan to attend your own wedding after returning to China and let the heavens witness it. There is no Taoist partner at the big wedding but they don't show up. This joke is really funny. I think those old guys can laugh for thousands of years. Come back if you feel like it." Looking at Wen Renbai with a dull face because of his words, Xuan Xiao couldn't help but sneer, for this apprentice who can be said to be free-range and can be so lively, he is not like those few The old guys in the sect also have some kind of love for the young.So, the apprentices should all be thrown out of the house to experience the wind and rain. What use can those little flower seedlings grown in the greenhouse be?

It's not impossible for a person's wedding to be witnessed by the Dao of Heaven. As for those who dare to laugh at him, as long as their fists are big and hard enough, they can shut up honestly, and he just has this confidence.But the problem is that although Xuan Xiao said that he could go back, Wen Renbai was automatically persuaded: "Well, then I will wait until all the formalities and documents have been processed before applying to go back, but Master, I don't want to be here For Christmas, I want to go back to China for the Spring Festival!"

For Xuan Xiao, Wen Renbai's feelings have always been complicated.Although they are indeed masters and apprentices who have gone through a serious apprenticeship process, their relationship with each other is not as pure as that of other masters and apprentices. They have had their own thoughts on each other since they first met.But for him, I should be more grateful, Wen Renbai thought, after all, at that time when he first arrived in a strange place, he didn't understand anything, and he was in such a strange state, and he was accompanied by a person who didn't understand anything. If the little girl in my life hadn't met Xuan Xiao, I'm afraid it would have been a different situation. It might be better or worse, and he was more inclined to the latter.

Everyone thought that when Wen Renbai faced Xuan Xiao, he would automatically retreat because Xuan Xiao was kind to him, but this was only a small part of the reason, and more, it was because he yearned for Xuan Xiao.He likes to see Xuan Xiao live freely and in high spirits, so it's really great to be his disciple.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile silly again, the big male god Xuan Xiao is my master, those scumbags who are also nympho masters should be envious and jealous.

Should I take in another apprentice who is slightly smarter?This looks really bad.Although he didn't know what Wen Renbai was laughing at, Xuan Xiao didn't want to know, he just knocked on the table casually to make Wen Renbai come back to his senses: "This year's Spring Festival is probably impossible, I will let the diplomatic side do it as soon as possible." Contact, and I am also urging the lower level to see if I can cultivate a group of juniors with self-protection ability to take over as soon as possible to replace you, so you can stay outside for a few more years." Then he changed the subject, and his eyes also changed. He became fierce, "I hope that when you come back, you can get rid of those little bugs that are jumping around."

"I can't clean things that are more vigorous than weeds. At most, I can only make them lose their vitality and have no energy to hand their claws home." Wen Renbai, who had a silly face, showed a sarcasm on his face. "As long as the desire exists, the ambition will not disappear, and there are countless victims for this, I think you understand this, Master, those idiots can even be the former servants of this generation after generation— Oh, what I mean is that I can work hard to create a relatively safe working environment for them to exercise before you send those cuties who can take over from me, I promise." A slip of the mouth accidentally almost missed the map Wen Renbai, who offended his master, pointed three fingers at the ceiling to imitate his new friend Xiaoyu's coquettish manner, "So master, you must hurry up and complete the formalities for me to return to China for the Spring Festival and Shangyuan. Let’s eat authentic dumplings and Yuanxiao.”

"Do what you should do. Master will wait for you to come back to spend the holidays together." Although it is free-range, you should encourage your own apprentices appropriately. Xuan Xiao recalled that when there was nothing to do, he dragged him and told him about raising apprentices. A coworker who was sweet and troubled said something, and then looked at Wen Renbai who suddenly brightened up, only to have little flowers pop out of his back, and suddenly felt that this was not bad.Then he unilaterally hung up the communication, and decided to go to a newly opened commercial plaza for a while to see if he could find something suitable for his eyes.

Looking at the place where the influence disappeared, recalling the last words Xuan Xiao said, Wen Renbai couldn't help rolling happily on the thick carpeted floor with his slightly flushed cheeks in his hands.Master Tianla said that when I go home to celebrate the festival together, my male god can't be more beautiful. Just because of this sentence, I will work hard to break the claws of that octopus!Oh oh oh, it's about to burn, little brats, let's fight!

Anyway, after a good rest, Bucky, who was going to look for food in the kitchen because he was too hungry, just walked to the stairs, when he was sneezed by the strong and spicy aroma that permeated the first floor.

So what is the situation now?Bucky looked incredulously at the table full of brightly red Huaguo dishes and Kotomine Kirei who was sitting by the table expressionlessly stuffing the food called mapo tofu into his mouth.As for Wen Renbai, well, he is still humming a little tune in the kitchen making boiled fish.

"Is it really okay for you to eat these? Will it affect your health?" Bucky, who was lucky enough to experience the spicy taste once and was deeply impressed, pointedly and vaguely landed on a certain place on Kotomine Kirei's body. , "I heard that you are a couple, isn't your life a bit discordant recently?" Seriously, although he did forget a lot of things, he is not stupid,

Does eating spicy food have anything to do with disharmony in life?Kotomine Kirei, who has been married and has a daughter, is still very pure in some aspects, and has always been very upright in life. He couldn't understand why Bucky asked him such a question. He just looked at him in confusion, and then continued to eat with his head down. Tofu.

On the contrary, Wen Renbai, who had finished cooking the boiled fish, gave Bucky a meaningful look: "It seems that he is recovering well, and he's all mentally gossiping. After dinner, the plates and bowls will be yours." If you don’t understand, it’s just a joke. Although he has lived for so long, he is clean and conservative like those old-fashioned people, but he has been keeping pace with the times and not getting out of touch with the society. Mr. Wenren, who has added a lot of information, has some aspects. He is a seasoned driver.

After eating these, probably my life will probably be less harmonious, after all, ten men and nine cough coughs, although he is not troubled by that problem, he will have problems if he is not able to finish eating.Looking at the brightly red food in front of him, and at Wen Renbai, who is holding his chin with a smile on his face, looking at his partner eating spicy tofu, and then thinking that as soon as he goes out, he is likely to be chased and intercepted by Hydra people, Bucky closes his eyes and does it. Good psychological construction plucked up the courage to stuff a chopstick into his mouth: "Sweet?"

"That's right, sweet, how can you say that you are now my tenant and after-sales service object, so you have to feel at home." Wen Renbai smiled and nodded, holding chopsticks in one hand and scratching on the table With the other hand, he took out the remote control and turned on the TV, "Apart from the more festive visual effect, it's all normal taste, don't worry, you won't have any problems if you eat it—— Unless you already have it, do you need me to provide you with Ma Yinglong, the medicine we have there is actually quite effective."

No need, you just keep it for use, Baji put the rice in his mouth indifferently, and refused to look at the two guys who smelled sour all over their bodies.

Wen Renbai doesn't really like chasing TV dramas or watching variety shows, so apart from some older TV dramas and movies, all he can watch is news.To be honest, even if it was serious news, he felt like he was reading gossip. After all, it was not about his own country, so he probably could only watch it as gossip.

At this time, the news that was being reported on the TV was the fact that the three aircraft carriers attacked and destroyed each other because of the "Insight Project" not long ago, and it was discovered that the SHIELD had long been eroded by evil forces into an empty shell, which led to a decline in credibility and was eventually disbanded. , although the existence of Hydra was also exposed, but the loss is also full.And there are still many bricks and beasts who comment on this, and clamor that they don't need unrestrained superheroes and want all these "monsters" to get off the earth.There are probably many keyboard warriors on the Internet who are busy acting as an afterthought. This incident has simply become a carnival feast for those marketers, trolls and some tabloids.

"Tsk tsk, I have already reminded Fury and I really don't know what to say, but is this their response to the heroes who saved themselves? As far as I know, although it will cause a lot of losses every time , but it seems that Tony Stark, the big local tycoon who took care of the entire Avengers, will pay for the claim and repair it, and I have never seen any worker who can get up in less than half a month like here A building has been put into use." Wen Renbai couldn't help curling his lips, saying that he didn't like those keyboard warriors, rhythmic Internet marketing, and nonsense tabloids, "Although they are relatively high-profile, I still have to admit that those People who stand up and fight against evil are truly courageous and have a good enough heart and a tough and beautiful soul." He thought of the BAU team members who worked with him, and then added, " Whether they are supernatural beings with special powers or ordinary people, they are all worthy of respect."

"Thank you very much for your compliment, Mister Fantastic from the East, but I have to remind you that I just formed and invested in the Avengers, and did not support them. By the way, what I like is the blonde with big breasts, hips, and thin waist. Long legs." The TV screen twisted, and the contents disappeared, replaced by two people, one is a man with brown hair and caramel eyes, and the other is a helpless face whose hairline is dangerously high Wen Renbai's acquaintance, former S.H.I.E.L.D. eighth-level agent Mr. Coulson.

"I thought that what you guys installed for me was just an ordinary TV. In addition, the American sweetheart you love, Mr. Captain American, is also blond, with big breasts, hips, waist, and long legs." Wenren said with a blank expression on his face. , and then turned to look at Coulson, "Then, what you are doing now should be illegal trespassing."

The author has something to say: The work and rest of the veteran cadres of the working party: start at 06:30 in the morning and go to bed at 10:30 in the evening, um, go to bed early and wake up early to be in good health, nothing wrong~

The following is a small theater:

Yan Meili [at a loss]: Does eating tofu have anything to do with life and disharmony?

Wen Dabai [serious face]: No, eating tofu is very healthy, I will eat some later.

Baji [unhappy]: I don't want to have dinner with those two guys. By the way, why does the little guy in my memory look so similar to the guy who keeps asking me if I remember him?Is it taking hormones?

Tony Shenhao Shi Dake: I like the beauty with blond hair, blue eyes, big breasts, waist, buttocks, and long legs, not the old Popsicle in his 90s, no matter how good he is (╯‵ ′)╯︵ ┻━┻

A big-breasted sweetheart [sneezes]: Did someone miss me just now?