I love home pheromones

Jing Jing strode up to the door of Shao Qi's RV, and said in a very arrogant voice, "I heard from your assistant that you begged me to eat in your RV?"

Shao Qi smiled helplessly, and walked over to take Jing's lunch box from his little assistant, "Yes, I begged you to come, come up."

Those who passed by, those who sat next to eat, and those who packed up the props, everyone watched Shao Qi beg Jing Jing to get into the car, and they were all dumbfounded.

Why is everything so unreal?

The two prop boys held a few ancient vases, looked at Shao Qi and Jing Jue's two little assistants and asked, "Hey, what's going on now? HOT lost?"

Little Assistant Jing Yu nodded hurriedly, "Of course, didn't you hear? Shao Qi begged my brother Pei."

The distraught Shao Qi's little assistant glared at him, "What a loser, this is my brother Qi's expedient measure."

The two prop boys looked at each other, "It seems that the war is still in a stalemate, and the outcome has not yet been decided. Let's go."

inside the caravan,

Jing Jing and Shao Qi were sitting on the sofa in the RV, Jing Jing looked at the person opposite and rolled his eyes, "You're laughing! Can you stop laughing!"

As soon as Jing Yu came up, he was uncomfortable with the unbroken smile on Shao Qi's face.

Shao Qi pursed his lips and adjusted the muscles on his face, but after recovering, when he looked up at Jing Zhen, he couldn't help but draw the corners of his mouth. Under Jing Zhen's fierce eyes, he had to stretch out two fingers, Poking the corners of the raised mouth and pulling it down, "I can't help it, I'm happy to see you, I want to laugh." Shao Qi released two fingers, and the corners of his mouth raised again, "Look, I can't control it, and I didn't mean it. "

Jing Yu was warmed by what he said, and his cheeks were also hot. He put away the corners of his mouth that were about to rise, and said seriously, "Don't make a playful face with me, let me ask you, did you not tell the director and screenwriter that we talked about it?" about love?"

Shao Qi smiled, "Are you disappointed? Then I tell them now? Just say that we are in a sweet love." After speaking, he reached for the mobile phone on the table,

With quick eyes and quick hands, Jing Zhen pressed his hand and glared at him, "How dare you!"

Shao Qi held Jing Zhen's hand with his backhand, and said with a smile, "Don't dare."

Jing Zhen broke away like an electric shock, his face blushed uncontrollably, "I'm so disappointed, I was fooled by you."

"I didn't lie to you, I was so happy last night, I thought I told them, maybe they forgot." Shao Qi laughed.

Seeing his smile, Jing Zhen knew that he was teasing him again, "I believe in your ghost!"

"Yeah, if you think about it a little bit, you'll know. If I tell so many people, won't they call you to congratulate you on getting such a wealthy son-in-law like me? Sure enough, love makes people stupid." Shao Qi He took a sip of water and smiled.

Knowing that he didn't go out and talk nonsense, Jing Yu put down a big stone in his heart and ate his lunch box, "No, you're stupid! I haven't changed."

"That's right, I guessed it overnight, you are smarter than before. But have you heard the law of conservation? IQ doesn't come into being or disappear out of thin air, it can only be transferred from one person to another, my IQ has been transferred to your head, left and right don’t matter, it’s just left handed and right handed, we’re a family anyway.”

"Who is a family with you." Jing Jing glared at him, took a bite of his meal, "Where is Hiri, why can't I hear his voice anymore, Hiri, Hiri, you don't know me anymore?"

"Stop shouting, I uninstalled it, there are too many bugs, now this is an ordinary RV..." Shao Qi said calmly,

"Wow, cutie, you still remember me, I'm so touched." Before Shao Qi finished speaking, he was interrupted by a voice above the air, it was Hiri's voice.

Shao Qi: "..."

The smile on Shao Qi's face disappeared, and he dropped his chopsticks. Jing Jue raised his eyebrows. Seeing Shao Qi deflated, he felt much better.

Shao Qi gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to call Super's customer service to complain, why it hasn't been uninstalled yet."

Hiri: "Master, I already understood the application you made with the customer service last time. I have retreated and reflected on it, and I have quietly completed two self-study upgrades. I know you are not happy with me breaking the news about you. This is mainly It's because you didn't store the little cutie's information in the ** area in my system. Strictly speaking, you're asking for trouble. You shouldn't blame me. All the information has been transferred, don't worry, I will never let the little cutie know that you like him in the future."

Shao Qi: "..."

Jing Cheng smiled and praised, "Hiri, your use of a few idioms is really good."

Hiri: "Thank you for your compliment, I have learned a new vocabulary recently."

Jing Yu: "You are so smart."

Shao Qi's face was extremely smelly, "Artificial mental retardation!"

Hiri: "Hey, why are you scolding me again? You will leave a bad impression on the little cutie if you swear like that in front of the cutie."

Shao Qi: "...that bad impression of mine is all because of you."

Jing Yu said: "As the person involved, then I have to say something fair for Hiri. You have a good impression on me, but basically it's Hiri who helped you leave it."

Hiri: "Oh, cutie, you are so caring. You have a good temper, you sing well, and you are handsome. You are like one in a million. My master's dog temper really doesn't match you."

Jing Yu laughed loudly, and Shao Qi slapped the table, "This is my boyfriend if you don't deserve it, and if you talk too much, you will be formatted!"

Hiri: "Huh? This has already caught up? Human emotions are really incredible."

Jing Jing looked at Shao Qi, with a proud face, knocked on the table, raised his chin, "See, Shao Qi, do you know that you have climbed high?"

Shao Qi had no choice but to hook his raised chin, "Understood, are you done eating? After eating, hurry up and sleep for a while. Director Zhang must be on schedule in the afternoon. Time waits for no one."

Jing Zhen felt that the place where his chin was hooked was hot. Before he had time to scold Shao Qi, Hiri's voice was obviously lowered, "Sleep for a while? So soon? Do you need family planning supplies? Lubricating oil and safety T There are all preparations in the RV. It is in the cabinet next to the bed, and the body is made of high-grade sound insulation materials. The sound insulation effect is particularly good. No matter how loud the noise is inside, I can’t hear it outside, and my chassis system has now entered the shock absorption mode. , no matter how much movement and strength there is in the room, the outside will not tremble at all, so you can spend a wonderful lunch break here without any worries."

Shao Qi: I didn't expect this RV to be useful. It seems that there is no need to unload it.

Jing Cheng: Shameless!Dirty!mean!rogue!asshole!Beast!Dirty! ...

Before Jing Zhen had time to be ashamed and angry, he suddenly felt that the door next to him was locked with a click, and the curtains on the window on the left were drawn down, and the lights in the entire RV dimmed suddenly. The ghostly pink light flickers on and off, soothing music sounds in my ears, and a rose-like fragrance bursts in my nose.

Hiri: "Do you still like the music, lighting and rose fragrance? If you don't like it, you can change it. Oh, yes, and this one, the No. 1 porn movie selection on the Internet. It will definitely help you." Hiri's voice As soon as it landed, the TV next to it suddenly turned on, and the cover on it was actually a picture of two goblins fighting that I hadn't seen.

Just when Shao Qi and Jing Zhen were stunned by Hiri's coquettish operation, Hiri continued to speak, "I will enter a half-hour sleep mode in three seconds, and I will never disturb your creation of new humans, oh oh , I can't help but be excited when I think of the little cutie being born in the car... Didi, three seconds are up, the system goes to sleep, Didi."

Shao Qi & Jing Jing: "..."

The two looked at each other, and saw a lot of emotions on each other's faces under the pink light. Then, there were pig-killing screams in the RV.

"Hiri, wake me up, open the door for me, we don't sleep! It's not that kind of sleep! It's him who sleeps and I don't sleep..." Shao Qi shouted helplessly.

"Shao Qi! You are a despicable and shameless villain!" Jing Jing clenched his fists and smashed the dining table angrily.

Shao Qi is quite innocent: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I don't know what he said."

Jing Jing's eyes widened, "Wipe off the corners of your raised mouth before you speak! Hiri is a robot, he is very clean, it's your bastard, you are dirty! If you didn't give him input Can he know these things about these messy yellow waste?"

Shao Qi smiled wryly twice, pursed his lips and restrained the presumptuous corners of his mouth, "I curled up the corners of my mouth, but I didn't drool, I swear I really didn't give him these things, he learned everything by himself, This Hiri is definitely not as innocent as you imagined."

Jing Jing gritted his teeth, "Do you think I look like a fool? Will Hiri generate lubricants and safety T's out of thin air in the RV? Will Hiri deliberately design shock absorbers and sound insulation materials for that accident? Hiri will use such a showy light Is this? And this, does Hiri understand?" Jing Jing pointed to the body flashing on the screen half the size of the wall next to him.

"Oh my god, I'm more wronged than Dou E. Hiri, don't play dead for me! Open the door for me, or I'll really sell you!" Shao Qi hurried over to turn off the TV, and went to the door of the RV to take pictures. Door.

After patting three or two times, Shao Qi turned his head to look at Jing Yu, "I can't drive it anymore, or you can sleep for a while? Anyway, he will drive it by himself in half an hour."

"This is your conspiracy!" Jing Yu looked at him angrily.

Shao Qi turned his head and continued, "Hiri, die for me."

At the entrance of the caravan, the two little assistants who finished eating didn't like each other, and they were competing with each other. Zhao Yu, who was filming in the afternoon, put on her makeup and walked over here. Seeing the two assistants, she asked, "Are they all inside?"

As soon as the words fell, he heard a few flat bangs from the car door, Zhao Yu was taken aback, "Is this, a fight?"

The door opened with a beep, and a machine voice came from inside, "Why did you wake up so quickly, the two of you slept too short."

Assistant Jing Yu: No, no, everything is not true!

Assistant Shao Qi: No, no, none of them are real!

Zhao Yu: Damn it!Prostitution in the daytime?Even the little cutie Jing Jing is dirty?