I love home pheromones

After Jing Zhen finished speaking, the air was quiet for a few seconds, and he watched his father's face change from cloudy to showery to pouring rain,

Shao Qi stood beside him, scratching his nose, breaking the embarrassment weakly, "Uncle."

Father Jing looked at his darling with only a pair of underpants all over his body, trembling with anger, worried that he had nothing to vent, so he turned his head, his eyes burned from his son to the culprit.

Jing Yu hurriedly searched for the pajamas next to him. He didn't sleep honestly, and he didn't like to wear pajamas. At this time, his father blocked the bed with his bare upper body. It was really embarrassing to death.

Shao Qi was flustered by the sight, and he stammered in an attempt to please, "Uncle, I...I...I sent you the autographed photo and souvenirs I sent you last time, you...you have received them all." Shao Qi thanked With my previous hard planning, at least I should have some impression points with Dad Jing, and it shouldn't be too bad.

Father Jing sneered, and put my son to sleep with a few broken photos? "You're quite upright."

Shao Qi: "..."

"Uncle, you misunderstood, we...we are not what you think."

I didn't sleep and your son was almost slept by him, believe it or not?

Father Jing went up and pulled his open pajamas, "What am I thinking? Then what are you doing here in your pajamas? OA is sleeping on the same bed, what do you think I think?"

Believe it or not, just chat under the quilt.

Jing Jing, who was hurriedly dressed beside him, said hurriedly, "Dad, we are actually rehearsing the script for filming."

Dad Jing snorted, turned his head and glanced at Shao Qi, and pointed to the bedside, "You go over, it happens that your uncle and I haven't seen much of the world, now you come to rehearse the plot just now, I really want to Look, in what script, what kind of situation, a pure little O would say that his back hurts and he was hurt by others, come on, start your performance."

Dad Jing threw the bag in his hand aside, looking like he was watching the show.

Jing Cheng: "..."

Is this appropriate?

Jing Zhen said in a low voice, "Dad, you... You will scare my colleagues like this."

"It's not bad that I didn't get sick from being frightened by your colleagues."

Father Jing glared at his son, then turned to look at Shao Qi, "Quick, didn't you say it's not what I imagined? I've been a policeman all my life, and everything is fair and just. What I hear is what I see is what I see. You have a chance to argue, go, go to bed, and show me what it means to be different from what I imagined."

Facing such a caring father-in-law, Shao Qi is preparing to confess.

Then I saw my little boyfriend, who slithered onto the bed, opened the quilt and got in, and even hooked his hands at Shao Qi,

Shao Qi: "!!!"

A certain person even shamelessly began to explain, "The situation at that time was like this. I slept under the quilt, and he slept outside the quilt. Although we slept on the same bed, there was a thick quilt between us."

Shao Qi hurriedly turned around, only to see his father-in-law with a livid face looking at him, "Are you asleep?"

The words at this moment are pale, and it is useless to say more, Shao Qi immediately straightened his attitude and said seriously, "Uncle, I am sincere to you." In such a critical scene, Shao Qi decided to send this trick without even thinking about it.

Knees bent, the whole body fell down, the moment the knees hadn't knelt down, suddenly felt a big warm hand supporting the elbow, Shao Qi looked up, it was the father-in-law!At that moment, Shao Qi's nose was a little sore, what kind of fairy father-in-law is this.

Just as he was being moved, he suddenly felt the big warm hand on his arm retract hard. Then, he felt himself flying up lightly, flying over 360 degrees, and with a "coax", he was thrown on the floor with a deafening groan. sound.

Shao Qi was thrown into a daze: he knew where Jing Jue learned his martial arts for beating illegitimate students.

Jing Zhen, who was lying on the bed and was about to act for his father, was surprised, "Dad!"

Father Jing rolled up his sleeves, and grabbed Shao Qi who was thrown like a dead dog on the floor, "If I don't break your dog's leg today, you won't know how bad it is to harm a good Omega!"

Jing Zhen jumped off the bed in a jerk, trying to stop his father.However, Jing's father has not been a policeman for nothing all his life. Even at his age, he is still very vigorous, punching to the flesh, and the sound is like the sound of his father beating a sandbag in the living room when Jing Zhen was a child.

Beating and cursing, "I'll settle the score with you later, do you know how many single-parent omegas come to Dad's place to register their household registration every day? Do you want it too?"

Jing Yu couldn't stop his father, but seeing Shao Qi being beaten so badly and looking like he was about to be beaten to death, he was quick-witted and shouted, "Dad! In fact, she is your daughter-in-law! Last night, I ruined everything." Hit him! Hit me if you want to."

Shao Qi: "!!!"

Father Jing held the belt in his hand and froze in mid-air. He waited for a long time before saying, "Aren't you an omega? You lied to Dad that you're an idiot?"

Jing Jing blinked, "Dad, have you ever heard of OA? It's different from AO, it's completely different."

Can not! ! !

Shao Qi couldn't bear it anymore, he gritted his teeth and got up from the ground, "Uncle, hit me! If you kill me, I don't want to have OA with him."

Jing Yu was serious: "Father, he is really not your son-in-law, but your Didiqin's daughter-in-law."

Shao Qi gritted his teeth, "Uncle, I do things by myself, and I'm willing to be responsible for him when I fall asleep."

Jing Yu rolled his eyes, wondering if this person wanted to die, "I slept with him, you don't have to feel embarrassed, Dad will know sooner or later, you are his wife!"

Father Jing: "..."

Father Jing was well-informed and had doubts about life for the first time. He stammered and had no position, "I... I don't care who you sleep with? In short, this... this OA is... can't sleep before marriage. of!"

Shao Qi: "No, uncle, we are AO who are serious about getting pregnant."

"AO... AO is not allowed to sleep before marriage." Father Jing stretched out his big warm hands to help him up, sending belated concern for his daughter-in-law, "Does it hurt you? This child Jing Yu , There is always no seriousness or seriousness in doing things! I treated you badly when we met for the first time, and uncle will give you something good as compensation later."

Shao Qi tried to make amends, and said in a hurry, "Uncle, I would rather be a son-in-law who gets beaten than a daughter-in-law who can receive gifts! I am an alpha! Uncle, you are also an alpha, you should understand that if you hit me, I will There is no complaint, uncle, you hit me now!"

Father Jing patted his hand very understandingly, "Uncle knows, uncle knows, if conditions permit, son-in-law and daughter-in-law are both you and you."

Shao Qi: No! ! !Uncle, you can't have such soft ears!You are a policeman. Don’t policemen value evidence and be reasonable?How can you listen to his one-sided words!

Shao Qi tried to sleep with his little boyfriend, and was beaten for no reason, and what was even more annoying was that he was also notorious as the third daughter-in-law of the Jing family. good face.

"Why are you like this? I'm doing it for your own good." Back in the room at night, Jing Zhen chatted with Shao Qiyu, because his father lived next door, and neither of them dared to make trouble.

"Are you doing it for me? Are you doing it for me now? I thank you! Master Jing Da!" Shao Qi rolled his eyes.

"You don't know, my dad has been beating sandbags since he was a child. Don't look at him as a household registration policeman. He also joined the criminal police team when he was young. Do you know that he beat a thug with his bare hands? He beat I haven't seen your technique for a long time. You can't bear his fist. I think you will be beaten to death by him twice. I feel sorry for you? Look at you, after you became a daughter-in-law, today during the day , how kind he is to you." Jing Zhen spoke eloquently.

Shao Qi glanced at the meeting gift that the old father-in-law bought for him in City H when they were filming in the afternoon, and his head grew big, "But do you know that being the daughter-in-law of your Jing family is more painful than beating me to death, I would rather be beaten to death." kill!"

"Oh, a man can bend and stretch. Anyway, we will try it in the future. This is not a lie. You are neither A nor O, and I am neither O nor A. Isn't this a good match!" Jing Yu tried to comfort his daughter-in-law .

Shao Qi was incredulous, "Who said we were going to try? I never said that I would try OA."

"However, if you don't OA with me, I won't AO with you, and it doesn't seem to work if you don't try." Jing Zhen tried to reason.

Shao Qi: The cult has tortured me!

"Don't be afraid. Anyway, my dad is on the set recently, and we can't try it. You just take advantage of this time to make up lessons. I will send you a few OA fans. Take a look. Really, you will know after reading it. OA is the most beautiful love, especially our OA, it really kills the original one in seconds." Jing Zhen explained patiently.

Shao Qi: "..."

Shao Qi pursed his lips and sighed heavily, "Brother Chu, stop playing with me, okay? I admit defeat, Newboys is the most powerful boy group in the world, ten thousand times stronger than HOT! Do you want Listen to this sentence? Is it okay to say this?"

Jing Yu chuckled a few times over there, and said with a grin, "Actually, if you're willing to give me a hand, I'll admit that HOT is the most awesome boy group in the world!"

"No, no, no need, the Newboys are the No. [-] men's team in the empire, there is no doubt about it." Shao Qi bowed down.

"HOT, HOT is awesome."

"No, no, I'm not as awesome as you are!"

……

After arguing all night, both of them were tired and hung up the phone. Shao Qi's cell phone rang, and Jing Yu sent him several links. 】【What you don't know about the orange navel】...

With a dark face, Shao Qi quit WeChat and opened Chaochao...

A few minutes later, Jing Zhen's WeChat rang, and it was Shao Qi who sent him a few links.

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