I love home pheromones

As Shao Qi, who went deep into the enemy's camp, said, Dad Jing and Jing Jue's elder brother and second brother were really at home. The manager drove away knowingly, and Jing Jue and Shao Qi entered the door one by one.

As soon as the door was opened, Jing Jing had just entered, and Jing's father hurriedly yelled to the two brothers in the family, "Both of you, hurry up and give the inhibitor a dozen, so as not to make him feel uncomfortable."

Jing Yu put down the gift box and raised his hand hastily, "No need, my previous problems have been cured, and I can appreciate your pheromones, come on, let me smell whether you smell good or not."

Father Jing passed him with a smile, and greeted the people behind, "Come on, Shao Qi comes in, take a look, just come, and bring so many things."

"Uncle, it's the first time I've come to visit you, and I bought you some gifts, as well as those from the elder brother and the second brother." Shao Qi walked in carrying big and small bags.

"Oh, what are you in such a hurry for? You just got off the plane and came here? Why don't you go home first? If you don't go home for such a long time, your parents must miss you." Father Jing smiled from ear to ear.

"My parents are very busy at work, they are not at home, and they don't care about me. In fact, I have been very lonely since I was a child. I often tell him that I am very envious of him having a father who cares about children like you." Shao Qi's mouth seemed to be smeared with honey.

Father Jing was praised lightly, "Hahaha, then you will come here often, uncle's craftsmanship is very good."

Jing Jing came out of the bathroom after washing his hands, looked at the group of people who were still at the door, walked over and patted the shoulders of the elder brother and the second brother, and said earnestly, "Elder brother and second brother, you don't have to be polite to attack him later, Just don't slap your face, we have a variety show to shoot tomorrow, and he will show his face."

Shao Qi glanced helplessly at his boyfriend, is this his biological boyfriend?

The elder brother turned his head and smiled, "What are you talking about? It's the first time your kid brought his wife into the house. How can the elder brother do it? You too. Treat Shao Qi better."

The second elder brother accepted Shao Qi's gift, and then said seriously, "Brother, thank you for your hard work, and you will suffer after following this bastard."

Shao Qi's hands that were handing out the presents froze, maybe there was a mistake in the information exchange between the two parties, "Big brother, second brother, actually, I and I are normal AO friends, and we are going to have a baby in the future."

Jing Zhen shook his head, "Who said they were going to have a baby, there is no such thing."

Shao Qi: "..."

Jing Yun glanced at the two of them, and then glanced at Jing Lin who was unwrapping presents beside him, "Jing Lin, you can deduce whether it is AO or OA." Then he turned and walked to the living room.

Holding the half-opened gift box, Jing Lin looked up at his younger brother and sister-in-law standing there.

Jing Cheng: Here we go again, here we go again!These two reasoning devils!It's time to test your acting skills!I am an actor who has been confirmed by a big director, I can do it!Hold the facial muscles, don't twitch.

Shao Qi looked at Jing Yumu's dumbfounded look, "Go, go and sit."

Jing Lin hugged the box and looked at his little brother with a smile, then turned around and sat next to Jing Yun, and continued to unwrap the presents and said, "Anyway, I won't buy orange navels, I'll buy a navel orange."

Jing Yu's shoulders slumped, "Second Brother, how did you study as a graduate student? Can you reason? If you can't say it, don't talk nonsense!"

Jing Yun fiddled with the watch Shao Qi gave him, and smiled lightly, "Why?"

When Shao Qi heard Jing Lin's deduction, he raised his eyebrows, looked at his little boyfriend, and walked over with a little relief. Finally, the gift was not in vain, and the two uncles stood by his side.

Jing Lin unwrapped the wrapping paper, looked at the latest version of the mobile phone and adjusted his eyebrows, "First, take a look at this mobile phone, the latest model, and then look at the watch in your hand, this door-to-door gift is so desirable, a Look, it's based on pleasing and buying people's hearts, if it's a daughter-in-law, I don't think it will be like this, thank you, brother-in-law." Jing Lin shook the phone in his hand.

Shao Qi looked a little embarrassed, "As long as you like it."

Jing Lin continued, "The key is that the younger brother sold a big flaw as soon as he came in. After a few months away from home, he became more and more dull, and even lost his vigilance. As soon as he came in, he asked us to slap people and don't slap them in the face. If it is really OA , how could he say such a thing?"

Jing Yu retorted, "I was just joking."

Jing Lin said with a smile, "This kind of subconscious jokes can best reflect the inner drama. There is no way, this is the natural heart of an O."

Shao Qi couldn't help laughing beside him, scratched his nose, and glanced at his little boyfriend, it seems that you still want to be an O.

Jing Yu pursed his lips: "My good second brother, that's not the reason."

I'm your own brother, do you want me to lose face?

Jing Yun smiled and said flatly, "These two points alone can't prove that they are AO."

Seeing that his elder brother was standing by his side, Jing Zhen immediately straightened his back, "Yes, yes, that's right, second brother, can you stop being so nonsense."

Jing Lin lightly raised his eyes and glanced at Shao Qi, who was as quiet as a chicken beside him, and Jing Zhen, who had been arguing all the time, glanced back and forth, and touched his chin, "Anyway, it must not be OA."

Jing Yun smiled, "Guess if they did it or not?"

Shao Qi: "..."

Did you guess this the first time you came to the door?

Shao Qi was stared at by the two: What kind of uncles are these?

Jing Yu went crazy, "Brother, are you my big brother?"

Jing Lin observed the faces of the two of them several times, then looked at Jing Yun, raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you say that you were stuck on the bed by your dad last time?"

Jing Yun turned to look at Shao Qi, and smiled slightly, "Is there such a thing as catching a rape in bed?"

Under the two sharp gazes, Shao Qi was sweating on his back. He hurriedly sat upright and shook his head, "It is true that he was caught on the bed, but he was not caught on the bed."

Jing Lin couldn't help exclaiming, "Caught the rape in bed and still haven't done it yet?"

Jing Cheng: What brother?

Shao Qi: What uncle?

Jing Yun coughed lightly, looked at Shao Qi, "Did you do it?"

Shao Qi shook his head helplessly, "No."

Jing Yun looked at Jing Lin, "Did you lie?"

Jing Lin frowned slightly, and looked at Shao Qi carefully. Shao Qi's head was sweating, and then he turned to his elder brother and said, "According to criminal psychology and facial musculology, I don't think I'm lying. It seems that the two have not reached an agreement on the issue of AO and OA so far, and they have not reached an agreement."

Jing Cheng: "..."

Shao Qi: Why does it feel like being stripped naked?

At this moment, Dad Jing who was next to him greeted everyone, "Come on, it's time to eat, Xiao Shao, come sit here and try Uncle's cooking."

Shao Qi stood up immediately, and finally heaved a sigh of relief. He was finally free from the sharp eyes and words of the two elder brothers, Jing Zhen, from the surface to the psychological skinning of him. This feeling was more uncomfortable than being beaten.

"What are you talking about?" Dad Jing took the seat first.

Jing Lin sat next to him, "It's nothing, just chatting about the rape case you personally carried out last time."

Father Jing tapped him with chopsticks, "Say nonsense."

Jing Yun smiled, "It's okay, the two of you are an innocent couple, brother... Let's consider this address later, Shao Qi's determination is good, I think it's reliable."

Shao Qi: I'm not good enough.

After listening to the elder son's words, Father Jing glanced at Shao Qi approvingly, "Well, I knew that young Shao Shao, I saw that he was a good and decent young man." Father Jing clipped him A piece of beef.

After a meal, the policemen of the Jing family had stripped Shao Qi of everything in a few words, and the naked Shao Qi had no scruples, and mentioned the reason for his visit this time, "Uncle, I am actually here to propose a marriage. , if you agree, I will make an appointment with my parents and meet up sometime."

Father Jing nodded and patted Shao Qi's hand, "Our old Jing's family is just such a small mate, and they split up very late. All these relatives and friends love him very much. He joined you at a very young age. He is in the entertainment circle, and he has suffered a lot along the way, and the family can't help him much."

"Uncle, don't worry, I will be by his side to protect him in the future, and I promise that after he gets married, he will be as lawless in the entertainment industry as he is at home." Shao Qi vowed.

Jing Jing raised his eyebrows, "Don't, I have never dared to be lawless in our house. There are three law enforcement officers staring at me. Let alone lawlessness, I live every day under this kind of high-pressure surveillance by people who are analyzed and raped. Not having a psychopath is pretty good."

Everyone laughed.

Shao Qi said seriously, "Uncle, I am serious. I will work hard to protect him, accompany him, and pamper him in the future."

Father Jing smiled, "Okay, you are a good kid, how about we invite your in-laws to have dinner tomorrow?"

Shao Qi was taken aback, and suddenly remembered his own affairs, "Oh, right, not tomorrow, Jing Yu and I will participate in a variety show tomorrow, and we will go for seven days, can we meet again when we come back in seven days?"

"Didn't you just come back? Didn't you take a few days off? What kind of program are you filming?" Papa Jing said

Jing Zhen lazily ate the grapes, "I can't help it, it's too red!"

Shao Qi hurriedly remembered to report, "We are participating in a program called "Same Bed Together", which is a variety show where strange Omega and Alpha sleep together."

Jing Lin was surprised: "Wow, you guys know how to play entertainment shows, and you both started taking porn?"

Shao Qi hurriedly explained the process of the program, saying that it was a serious program, "This is a program that explores AO relationship. Through the interaction between stars, we can strengthen the understanding of the way of getting along between lovers."

Jing Lin couldn't help but asked: "Do you mean you want to stay with my good boy for seven days, day and night?"

Shao Qi was a little embarrassed, "Yes, but there are cameras 24 hours a day, we won't do anything out of line, when the show comes out, you can monitor it."

Jing Lin pretended to be thinking deeply and said with emotion, "Dad, avoid long nights and dreams, or else you should see your in-laws overnight, or you may not need to see them after seven days."

Jing Cheng: "..."

Is this my brother?

Everyone talked and laughed for a while, and agreed that the two families would meet and get engaged in seven days. Jing Jue and Shao Qi left. Jing Jue wanted to go back to his house to pack his luggage for tomorrow's show, so he also went with Shao Qi.

"Go and drive, let's talk to Shao Qi." Jing Yun took Shao Qi's car keys and threw them to Jing Zhen, who raised his eyebrows and left whistling.

As soon as Jing Yu left, Shao Qi felt a heavy palm on his back, and almost slapped him to vomit blood, "Be nice to him!" After speaking, he squeezed Shao Qi's shoulder hard,

Shao Qi endured the urge to cough up blood and the numbness of one arm, gritted his teeth, "Don't worry, brother."

Jing Lin punched him twice in the chest, "Hey, men, Comeon!" Then he tightly circled Shao Qi's neck, hooked him down with a choke technique, and said in a low voice, "I am the Navel Orange Party , don't let me down."

Shao Qi was so hammered that he could hardly breathe, "Second brother, don't worry."

Jing Yun smiled, "Your sister-in-law is also a navel orange party, don't let her down."

Shao Qi's face turned red from holding his breath, "Please don't worry, sister-in-law."

Jing Yu arrived in the car, saw the eldest brother and the second brother hugging Shao Qi in the middle, pushed down the car window and said in disgust, "What are you three A doing hugging together, is it disgusting?"

Several people hurriedly let go of each other, and Shao Qi, who was seriously injured, climbed into the car. Jing Zhen looked at Shao Qi while driving, "Should I take you to the hospital directly?"

Shao Qi: "..."

Shao Qi glanced at Jing Yu, "Your two elder brothers are both Orange Navel Party members, complaining that I'm too OOC, let me hold on tight."

Jing Yu glared at him, "The mouth is still so hard! It seems that the attack is still light."

Shao Qi glanced at him and frowned slightly, "Stop the car for a while, I want to vomit, I seem to be bleeding internally."

Jing Zhen was taken aback, and turned to look at Shao Qi, "So heavy?" Jing Zhen didn't doubt that he was there, and hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road, and poked his head over, "Are you okay?"

Shao Qi took off the seat belt, glanced at him, "something's up." Jing Zhen secretly said something wrong, and wanted to get out, but Shao Qi grabbed the collar, and then the whole person was pushed onto the back of the chair. He clasped his face with a big hand, and kissed him vigorously. The room was filled with the fragrance of the direct kiss, and Jing Jue's eyes were blurred, so Shao Qi let him go and patted Jing Jue's cheek lightly, "Honey, wake up, let's drive. "

After finishing speaking, he wiped his mouth and leaned back on the back of his seat, fastened his seat belt, "Let's drive away."

Jing Zhen came back to his senses, blushing and annoyed, "You...you're crazy!"

Shao Qi pursed his lips and smiled, "Don't worry, I'll let you have a good time in seven days."