I love home pheromones

It has been two weeks since Jing Hui returned to Beijing, and he has been busy non-stop, busy meeting his parents, busy getting married, busy shooting commercials with Shao Qi, meeting the director, and going to the company for a concert in the little time he has left In short, I have been very busy. I was so busy that I didn’t do the first thing I wanted to do after returning to Beijing. He forgot to explore what the scorching sun smells like. Zhou Yunchuan took the initiative to call Jing Yu. Just remembered this.

Shao Qi, who was sitting next to him, was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head, "Baby, Jojo said that we will try on a wedding suit tonight. Maybe we don't have time to meet him."

Jing Yu was taken aback, "Didn't you try it during the day?"

"He's finished modifying it, let's try it again." Shao Qi didn't change his face.

From the other side of the phone, Zhou Yunchuan chuckled maliciously, "The family education is quite strict."

Jing Yu's face was slightly embarrassing, and he glared at Shao Qi next to him, "Go by yourself!" Then he said directly to the phone, "Come to my house for a drink at night!"

Shao Qi: Hmph, my wife is disobedient.

Jing Yu added, "Brother Zhao Yu is coming?"

"He's not coming."

Jing Yu said, "Then don't come here empty-handed, bring a few catties of crayfish, it's from my favorite 'another crayfish restaurant'." After Jing Yu finished speaking, he glanced at Shao Qi, who had an ugly face, "What flavor do you eat?"

Shao Qi raised his eyebrows, thinking you are more obedient,

"Spicy."

Jing Jue continued, "Did you hear that? A few catties of spicy ones, and a few catties of garlic flavored ones. I love garlic flavored ones."

Zhou Yunchuan on the phone stuttered and didn't call, "Do you want Thirteen Fragrances?"

"Let's have a little less, for a change of taste, there are spicy fried snails and boiled edamame." Jing Zhen said leisurely.

"Come on, you go home early, I'll be at your house after seven o'clock, it won't taste good if it's cold." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

Jing Jing looked at the hung up phone, blinked strangely, and murmured, "That's not right."

Shao Qi sat beside him, "What's wrong?"

Jing Yu pointed at the mobile phone, "Why did he agree to my assignment so quickly? He used to push three times and four times every time, betting that he would only buy it after a long time of guessing. What's wrong with him this time?"

Shao Qi glanced at him, not feeling sour, "The relationship between the two of you is really deep."

Jing Yu didn't care about the sourness in his husband's mouth, and shook his head, "No, no, there must be something wrong? This grandson has something to do."

Shao Qi narrowed his eyes, "Do you think your husband has something to do with me?"

Jing Zhen glanced at him up and down, nodded, "You? At best, it's a matter of dissatisfaction."

Shao Qi couldn't help smiling, and pulled him into his arms, "Baby, then you have to take care of this matter to the end."

Hiri: "Master, are you going to sleep? Do you need family planning supplies? Lubricating oil and safety caravan are all prepared. The vehicle has turned on the shock absorption mode. Please enjoy this perfect journey."

Jing Xie and Shao Qi, who were about to make out, stiffened their backs.

"After three seconds, I will automatically enter the sleep mode for half an hour. I will never disturb your creation of new humans. I can't help being excited when I think of the little cutie being born in the car..."

"Hiri, shut up!" Shao Qi gritted his teeth.

Jing Yu grabbed Shao Qi's collar and squinted his eyes, "Didn't you say that his yellow waste has been cleaned up? Why is he still like this."

Shao Qi closed his eyes, "Hiri, are you browsing unhealthy websites again during your break time? Didn't I tell you? You are not allowed to browse the Domineering President's Literature Website!"

Hiri: "Uh...Master, I don't think this website is unhealthy. Only a healthy sex concept can give birth to a healthy baby. Master, your concept of treating sex with yelling and killing is abnormal. Do you need psychological intervention? During my break, I also read the entire □□Psychological Knowledge Encyclopedia, which can provide you with professional psychological counseling. Of course, there is also the □□Physical Knowledge Encyclopedia, which can also be provided to you during the specific implementation process Professional guidance."

Shao Qi: "..."

The air is quiet.

Hiri: "Master, do you doubt my ability? In fact, the current posture of you and the cutie is not very accurate. The cutie straddles the posture and aligns. It will have a more wonderful experience."

Jing Yu had just been dragged into Shao Qi's arms, and was sitting on his lap, ready to kiss, when suddenly he felt like someone was watching him, with thorns on his back, he hurriedly stood up and sat back in his seat.

Hiri: "Huh? Why don't you try it? Don't you like it? I can also provide guidance for other postures."

Shao Qisheng had nothing to love, "Stop! Don't talk nonsense to me, and you will be quiet from now on!"

Jing Jing looked at him, "I want a castrated version of Hiri, can I?"

Shao Qi: "I'll send him to be sterilized tomorrow."

Hiri: "It's not good for you to dehumanize like this. At worst, I won't show off my rich knowledge in this area in the future, can't I?"

Jing Jing shook his head, "No, Hiri, I'm doing it for your own good. You know too much about sex, but you don't know much about sterilization, but don't worry, you will have this experience soon, don't thank me. "

Hiri sobbed: "Little cutie, you won't be cute anymore after you get married."

Jing Jing turned his head, "Is it cute?"

Shao Qi is full of desire to survive, "It's even cuter."

Jing Cheng snorted triumphantly.

……

The car stopped at the door of Jing Zhen's house. Jing Zhen opened the door and got out of the car first, then turned around and said, "He will come in after you repair it." After finishing speaking, he went home.

Hiri: "Master, you are not afraid of your wife, are you?"

Shao Qi put his long legs together lazily, "Tell me about the knowledge you just mentioned that can increase excitement."

Hiri: "This is like an alpha."

"You better understand alpha."

Shao Qi "fixed" Hiri downstairs for more than half an hour. He got out of the car after learning all his skills, and saw Zhou Yunchuan, the "delivery boy" who came with several ten boxes.

Thinking of the crayfish that these two bamboo horses and bamboo horses have eaten together countless times, Shao Qi was upset, walked over and groaned, "You are very courteous?"

Zhou Yunchuan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Then don't eat it."

"Why don't you eat it." Shao Qi took the lobster in Zhou Yunchuan's hand, turned and opened the door, "Honey, here comes the crayfish." Then he licked his heel, and Zhou Yunchuan was locked outside.

Jing Yu heard the sound of the door opening and then the sound of closing the door, but Zhou Yunchuan was nowhere to be seen except Shao Qi, "Where is he?"

Shao Qi: "Who?"

There was a knock on the door, "Master Jing, please open the door for me!"

Jing Yu went to open the door, Zhou Yunchuan pointed at Shao Qi while holding his nose, "Why do you want this kind of rubbish?"

The old god Shao Qi took out the takeaway box while he was there, and said proudly, "I have received the certificate, don't worry about it."

Jing Jing stood at the door, staring at Zhou Yunchuan, "Let me smell your scorching sun."

Zhou Yunchuan looked at Shao Qi, then at Jing Zhen, "If you become addicted to smell, can you get a divorce?"

Jing Yu smiled, "It's easy to say, if Brother Zhao Yu doesn't want you, I will reluctantly accept it."

Shao Qi: "..."

This daughter-in-law is no longer acceptable.

1 minutes later,

Jing Jing sniffed the pheromones in the air, and shook his head in disappointment, "That's it? That's it? Is this the scorching sun? The scorching sun with the top ten natural alpha pheromones? Brother Zhao Yu fell in love with it because of this smell. you?"

Zhou Yunchuan was slightly embarrassed: "Are you still recovering from exclusion?"

Shao Qi's mood stopped, "Baby, don't ask about the smell of grilled mites, come here to eat crayfish, the garlic is not delicious after a long time."

"It smells like roasted mites." Jing Jing patted Zhou Yunchuan's arm, "Come on, come on, spray the barrier agent, collect the pheromone, and eat crayfish and crayfish."

Zhou Yunchuan raised his hand and smelled his pheromone, "You both have nose problems!"

Walking over to drag a pot and started to eat to vent his anger, Jing Zhen knew that something was really wrong with him when he saw his appearance, otherwise how could Dr. Zhou suffer such humiliation.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, and almost enough crayfish, Shao Qi was dismissed by Jing Xuan.

"Tell me, why are you here?"

Zhou Yunchuan glanced at the direction Shao Qi was leaving, put down the edamame in his hand, and lowered his voice, "Lend me some money."

Jing Yu rolled his eyes, "I know that your grandson, without saying a word, came to see me with a crayfish, just like a weasel giving a chicken New Year's greetings."

"Borrow or not, just say?"

"How much to borrow?" Jing Zhen calculated his bank card, and it seemed that he still had tens of thousands of pocket money.

"500 million." Zhou Yunchuan was not ambiguous at all.

Jing Yu was choked, "So much? No!"

"What's the matter, I made the inhibitor for you, right? Seeing sex and forgetting friends, you boy!"

"Hehe, the day lily was cold when you fucked it out, if it wasn't because of your slow speed, I could have jumped into this dire and hot pit right now?"

"Could it be that you want to jump into my trap?" Zhou Yunchuan looked at him.

"I'm not as bold as Zhao Yu, you are a bottomless pit, I'm afraid of falling to my death!" Jing Yu sneered.

"Borrow or not?"

"Why do you borrow so much money?" Jing Zhen looked at him strangely.

Zhou Yunchuan looked a little embarrassed, "Don't ask, I don't borrow for nothing. My current patent is in the stage of negotiation and signing. Next month, KK Biological Group should send over the money for my patent buyout. I'll give you back the principal with interest."

Jing Yu glanced at him, "It's not that I don't want to lend it to you, but I don't have so much. It's only 10,000+ if the card is returned to Paduier."

Now it was Zhou Yunchuan's turn to be surprised, "What are you coaxing ghosts? You are such a big star and you have a deposit of a hundred thousand? Besides, didn't your mother-in-law give you a 500 million card when they first met? It will be gone so soon ?”

"Don't mention my mother-in-law who is so greedy for money. All my money has been folded in my house, and I still owe Shao Qi a lot of money." Not only is the 500 million meeting gift gone, but now I have to sell myself to pay off the debt.

Zhou Yunchuan: Well, I don't understand the world of the rich.

"What are you borrowing money for?"

"Zhao Yu saw a watch, and I want to buy it for him." Zhou Yunchuan blushed slightly.

"A watch? Can't you afford a watch? I remember you have a lot of savings, don't you?"

Zhou Yunchuan scratched his nose, looking a little shy, "Money is tight recently, I booked a car for Zhao Yu last week, bought a diamond ring last week, and took him to the island to play last week, anyway, I spent a lot of money recently Yes, now I really have no money, yesterday he saw a watch, I said I would buy it for him, but after looking at the price, I have no money.”

Jing Jing blinked: "So you... are getting married?"

"No, we're not really a couple yet."

Jing Zhen was confused, "It's not a couple, what are you doing now that you're bankrupt? Are you being taken advantage of?"

"I just saw that he likes it, so I bought it for him." Zhou Yunchuan took it for granted.

Jing Jing stared at him for a long time, "What watch?"

Zhou Yunchuan immediately took out his mobile phone excitedly and showed it to Jing Yu, "It looks good, Zhao Yu has a very good eye."

Looking at the expensive number, Jing Jing nodded, "I like it too, you can buy it for me."

Looking at Jing Yu's angry eyes, Zhou Yunchuan suddenly blushed, "The main reason is that Zhao Yu and I are together to clarify the scandal, but I don't know what his attitude is now, I haven't asked him, in case he disagrees what to do?"

"If you don't agree, stop the loss in time, you big idiot!" Jing Jing scolded angrily.

Zhou Yunchuan looked serious, "Do you also think he will really disagree?"

Jing Cheng: "..."

"I don't agree with you. What is a big star spending with you here? It's shopping around the island and buying a car and a ring!"

"So you think he will agree to be my boyfriend?" Zhou Yunchuan asked seriously.

Jing Jing was so angry that his brain was almost starved of oxygen, he gritted his teeth and held back the pot of edamame on his head, and said seriously, "I borrowed the money, and when you bought the watch as a gift to him, you proposed directly, listen to me Yes, skip the boyfriend step, he will definitely agree."

"Ah? Why did you skip the boyfriend? How about just proposing?"

"Okay, very good! Zhao Yu likes to be straightforward, please don't worry, I guarantee it."

Dead straight man, I'm mainly afraid that your wallet won't last you when you propose.

"Where are you going to get money?" The dead straight man looked at him.

Jing Yu glared at him, "Don't worry about it, go back and prepare for the marriage proposal ceremony, the money will be transferred to your card at night."

After the meal, Jing Zhen sent Zhou Yunchuan, a dead straight man, out, and when he came back, he walked around to the parking lot.

Jing Yu: "Hiri, tell me about the gender knowledge you said this afternoon that can increase excitement."

Hiri: "What are you talking about, I don't understand."

Jing Yu: "Don't play stupid for me, I know that guy Shao Qi will not be willing to delete it, if you play stupid again, I will really format you."

Hiri: "Hey, cutie, you're so smart, don't worry, I have a hundred ways to charm him."