I love home pheromones

The grand scene of Zhou Yunchuan proposing to Zhao Yu was uploaded on Weibo by relatives and friends one after another that night, because Zhou Yunchuan didn’t know how to keep it secret in front of the media, or deliberately released rumors. Anyway, it was the same night that the news of Zhou Yunchuan proposing to Zhao Yu spread. The whole network is.

When Jing Jue came home, he opened Weibo and saw a hot search on Weibo hot search, 1.#婚婚健康的见#

Jing Yu felt sore in his heart, glanced at the big pig's trotter next to him, gave him a supercilious look, and clicked on the trending search very lemony, with various heart-shaped pictures, Zhou Yunchuan knelt on one knee, and took a close-up of the diamond Super shining, it really looks like a happy marriage.

[The appearance of marrying love. 】

[So happy. 】

[It is said that Dr. Zhou's pheromone is the legendary scorching sun, and Zhao Yu is a fresh ocean with a face. 】

[Actor Zhao is married, right? What is Dr. Zhou's background?Zhao Yu can't just look at his pheromones, can he? 】

[The official website of Beijing No. [-] Hospital has a brief introduction. The youngest chief physician in the whole hospital is now a professor. I broke the news irresponsibly. My high school classmate is a student of Dr. Zhou. It is said that Zhao Yingdi often goes to the hospital. , I burst with envy! 】

[Mistress?Hahaha, my wife is so cute. 】

[Just look at the tears in Zhao Yu's eyes and you'll know, it's very touching. 】

[The diamond ring is not too small, it dazzles your eyes, the two of you are so sweet, Dr. Zhou must treat our actor Zhao well. 】

[Don't look at the surface, it is said that the diamond rings were ordered at Yihao Shopping Mall yesterday, real money, some of them look glamorous, but they are actually sponsored by brands. 】

[I agree with this, the most important thing is that Zhao Yingdi is happy. 】

[Am I the only one paying attention to the two navel oranges standing in the corner?The look of the two of them holding a rose is so cute. 】

[I, I, I, the thief likes this couple, and my heart softens. 】

[I don't care, I don't care, they are a couple when they participate in the wedding proposal and stand together specially. 】

[I don't know if tonight's "Same Bed Together" can really sleep with me? 】

【Little Huagou couple is out for business~】

[When will Zhao Yingdi get married? I want to see the little flower dog couple snatching the bouquet. 】

[Hahahaha, I really want to see it. 】

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Jing Yu browsed through the netizens' comments in a sour manner, but he didn't know why he and Shao Qi were abducted, and he even gave them a new name, Mrs. and Mrs. Xiaohuagou? ?It's so ugly!Coming out of Zhao Yu’s hot search, he found that #小花狗夫夫# was on the tail of the hot search, and Jing Yu squinted at Shao Qi next to him. With someone like Shao Qi, he couldn’t even get a CP name. To a nice one!

He was really out of his mind to follow such a bad alpha, thinking of this, he couldn't help but give Shao Qi a squinting look.

Shao Qi, who was stared at by his wife several times in a row, scratched his nose and didn't give him a good face all night. Of course, Shao Qi knew what his cutie was angry, so he went to the kitchen to find a can of Wangzai milk and came over. , and said kindly, "Baby, are you still angry?"

Jing Jue glared at him again, and snorted softly, "I'm not angry, why am I angry if I get divorced tomorrow?" Jing Jue threw the phone aside, turned on the remote control, and "Same Bed Together Pillow" program.

Shao Qi: "..."

Shao Qilai came over giggling, and said with a smile on his face, "Then the village-style marriage proposal is also worthy of your envy? Baby, a cool omega like you should have been used to such tacky jewelry rings for a long time, right?" , for a cool guy like you, the heart is more important, right?"

After Shao Qi finished speaking, Jing Zhen turned his head and yelled at him, "No, don't lift me up so high, I'm just a layman! I just like tacky jewelry rings, the kind with hundreds of carats, which can kill people if you take them out kind!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his head and saw Shao Qi opening the iron ring of Wangzai Milk.Then, he seemed a little dumbfounded looking at the pull ring that knocked inward, and stared at it for as long as three seconds.

Jing Yu, who had reflected on something, rolled his eyes, "You fucking want to fool me with a pull ring on a can? See, Wang Zai is staring at you and despising you!"

Shao Qi stretched out his hand and snorted Jing Jue's head, "It's so smart." Then he got up, took the can and went to the kitchen, because Jing Jue's house is an open kitchen, and now he is leaning on the big bed, watching Shao Qi at the bar Pour the milk into the cup, then rummaged through the kitchen to find a pair of pliers, and was removing the inner buckle pull ring.

Jing Yu rolled his eyes and looked up at the sky!Why did he marry such a Tie Hanhan out of nowhere?

You need to be cautious when you get married, otherwise it is really easy to fall into the bottomless pit and not be able to climb out.

Bow your head again, the new episode of "Same Bed Together" is broadcasting on the TV,

He was lying on the bed with Tie Hanhan. Tie Hanhan was pretending to be innocent, covering his head with one hand on his side under the quilt, with a tiger mask on his face, and said to him with a smile, "You are so happy."

Jing Yu was leaning against the bed, putting on a panda mask, and turned his head in a strange surprise, "What?"

"You can sleep in the same bed with me, aren't you happy? Do you know how many people on the Internet want to sleep with me?"

Sure enough, it was a Tie Hanhan speech. Jing Jing rolled his eyes while applying a mask, "You are the one who is happy. Do you know how many people on the Internet want to sleep with me? You can sleep on the same bed as your idol, you Do you know the blessings you cultivated in your previous life?"

Shao Qi directly took out his mobile phone, "Will you bet or not?"

Jing Yu has always been the most intolerant of others to provoke him, and it was Shao Qi who provoked him, so he immediately accepted Shao Qi's fault, "Bet! I'm afraid of you! What are you betting on?"

Shao Qi smiled and pointed to his back, "If you lose, give me a massage. I've worked all day today and I'm exhausted. Of course, if I lose, give you a massage. How about it? Bet or not?"

In the daytime that day, they followed the script and link requirements of the program group, and bought vegetables, cooked, washed dishes and cleaned, and took them out to play games and sell their physical strength to earn living funds. It was really hard.

So Jing Yu nodded without saying a word, without even thinking about it, "Gambling! How do you bet?"

Shao Qi showed a sly smile, "Just enter how to sleep to Jingzhen in Baidu? and How to sleep to Shao Qi? Let's compare whoever finds more relevant results will win. It's fair."

Don't look at the result, it was Jing Zhen who lost.But at that time, Jing Zhen didn't notice the details of Shao Qi, but now the reality show directly shows the picture of Shao Qi secretly searching for "how to sleep to Jing Zhen" on the Internet!Jing Zhen was simply taken aback.

Jing Zhen frowned again and watched his mentally retarded speech on TV, "Okay, just bet." Suddenly, a lot of thoughts came to his mind, Shao Qi, that bastard!How could there be such a despicable villain as Shao Qi!

At this time, Shao Qi happened to be holding a cup of warmed milk and the ring that he got from the inner buckle can with all his efforts, and cut the wire underneath to make a three-year-old The child handmade the ring style, went to the bed and knelt down on one knee, holding the ring of the soda can,

"Baby, I love you, marry me."

Shao Qi on the TV just took out his mobile phone at this time, and handed his 957010 search results to Jing Yu, lying down very presumptuously, "Little busy, come on, come up, our navel orange CP should also open for business Yes, help your brother rub his shoulders."

Jing Jing looked at Shao Qi on the TV, then at Shao Qi who was kneeling on one knee and holding a cheap ring,

At that time, Jing Zhen was fooled once!That night, I massaged his shoulders. Although he was shy and stopped him when he tried to press it back, it still couldn't change the fact that Jing Zhen was fooled.

Now, can no longer be fooled.

"Shao Qi! You are too tasteless! You can't have this kind of rubbish husband! I don't want it! Divorce, there is nothing else to say!"

Shao Qi smiled, "Why are you still angry? I can't tell that my baby hates the poor and loves the rich."

Jing Yu pointed at the TV angrily, "You already knew the search results that day, and you deliberately played me!"

Shao Qi just saw the reality show on TV. He pursed his lips and turned his head seriously, "Script, do you believe it's all script?"

"I believe you a ghost!"

"Really, otherwise am I such a boring person? Would I go to Baidu for such a boring topic as 'how to sleep to Shao Qi'?" Shao Qi is very serious, "at most Baidu has read "how to sleep to the scene". I think the results have some reference value."

Jing Yu no longer bought into his account, and just threw his handmade ring aside, "Get out! You are not qualified to sleep on this bed in the future, and I will go to get a divorce certificate tomorrow."

After speaking, he kicked off the quilt and lay down with his head covered. A small bag was raised on KingSize's bed.

Shao Qi still didn't give up, and gently tugged on the quilt, "Baby, even if you divorce, you should drink the milk before going to bed, I'll warm it up for you."

"Don't drink!" There was a muffled sound from under the quilt.

"Drink, baby, you're only 21, and you can still grow longer. You don't want to be taller than me? If you grow taller, you can find another family when you get divorced." Shao Qi finished speaking softly, counting to three After counting the number, Jing Zhen really lifted the quilt and sat up.

Yes, it is very important to be tall, especially taller than Shao Qi, to kill his majesty, Jing Zhen took the milk from Shao Qi's hand unhappily, and glared at him.

"Drink slowly." Shao Qi held the cup and smiled.

Jing Yu doesn't care about Shao Qi's nonsense, he lifts the cup and pours it hard,

"Gudong... Gudong... Ka... Ka Ka..."

"Look, let you drink slowly." Shao Qi nervously patted Jing Zhen's back and said, "You didn't get your throat stuck."

Jing Jue spat out the foreign matter in his mouth into the palm of his hand, a particularly tacky huge diamond ring, but it didn't look very good at this time, it was all Jing Jue's saliva and milk stains, it looked sticky and disgusting, but Shao Qi took out a tissue and wiped it off, then knelt by the bed holding the ring, "Honey, why don't we get a divorce?"

Jing Juanka's throat hurts, and his coughing eyes were red with tears. He looked at the person in front of him, and then at the ring on his hand: "I suspect that you are not proposing marriage, but wanting to murder your husband!"