doctor and snake

The weather was fine and the birds were singing in the woods.The sun shines through the windows into the house, making the whole house a little warmer.

"It's dawn... um... my neck hurts..."

The sun was slanting in, and Yang Yi hadn't slept so late for a long time.He touched his neck, and there was a soreness in his neck and jaw, which made him unable to help but think about being almost killed last night.

Is it time to go to the temple to pray for peace and blessings recently?

Soon Yang Yi's attention shifted to the quilt—there was someone in the quilt.

He lifted the quilt, only to see a black head raised from the quilt.The man's head was resting on top of him standing upright, and one hand was undoing Yang Yi's waistband.

Basilisk? !

"What are you doing?" Yang Yi asked as calmly as possible.

The person under the quilt was not flustered when they were discovered, as if it was a rare and common thing.He stared at Yang Yi, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "Eat breakfast."

After speaking, he continued with his actions.

Black lines appeared on Yang Yi's head immediately, and he found that there was a piece of wetness on his white pants, he didn't know if it was his semen or the saliva of this snake demon!It is said that snakes are born with lascivious/slutty nature, which is true!

Yang Yiyin resisted the urge to yell and kicked the snake demon out: "Get lost!"

I thought it was just a joke last night, but when I woke up this morning and saw this scene, Yang Yi knew that he was thinking too much.

He needs to have a good talk with the snake.

Get dressed and get up, get water and wash your face.When Yang Yi was doing this, Pang Xi followed Yang Yi without saying a word.

After eating, Yang Yi poured two cups of tea and signaled Pang Xi to sit down.Pang Xi has a strong learning ability, he imitates Yang Yi and sits cross-legged on the mat.

"Hmm." Yang Yi cleared his throat, "Once Yang has said something, it's hard to follow. No matter what the situation is, I will obey what I promised you."

The snake on the opposite side seemed to have no expression.He continued, "I can teach you, but I have conditions."

"What condition?" Pang Xi asked.

"First, I will teach you to be a human being, and you must protect me from harm. Although ordinary monsters are fine for me, I can't deal with human beings." This is the premise of teaching a snake to be a human being, "Second, you can't eat people. If I find out, either you leave, or... just be careful with your Yuan Dan!"

"Simple." Pang Xi readily agreed. If people don't offend him, he doesn't like cannibalism.

Yang Yi was relieved, it seemed to be a smart snake.

"Since it is a mutually beneficial relationship, the procedure of apprenticeship will be saved."

"Tch, you are a doctor." Pang Xi rolled his eyes at the other party.

What seems to be missing?Yang Yi suddenly thought of what happened in the morning.

"Also, you...you can't suck my energy, not in any way. For example, take advantage of the situation in the morning...cough cough...I'm sucked by you every day, I won't live until next year. If you really think about it, find someone else .”

After speaking, Yang Yi's face turned slightly red.

Pang Xi didn't understand.This doctor's body is full of energy, and he seldom seems to let it out...he doesn't lack this, right?

"Doctor, is it okay for you to be so energetic?" Pang Xi asked solemnly.

"It's none of your business." Only a demon can say such shameless words!

Pang Xi is thoughtful, human beings are hypocritical. "Then... can I suck it when I come out by myself?"

"No!" The monster in front of him probably doesn't even know what shame is. Rao Yang Yi felt that his skin was not too thin, but facing the snake monster... he still underestimated how thick-skinned the snake monster was.

Pang Xi shrugged, no matter what, she agreed first before talking.

"What a waste." Pang Xi licked his lips after he finished speaking. The smell in the morning... really reminded him. Fortunately, there will be a long time to come.

Yang Yi pretended that he didn't see or hear it.He continued what he had just said.

"Third, no, fourth, to learn to be a human being, you must live like a human being. Except for protecting me and maintaining my human appearance, you are not allowed to use mana at other times."

"What about my cultivation?"

"this is okay."

For the time being, Pang Xi didn't understand when she would need to use mana besides cultivation.

"Although I don't know why, let me promise you."

The snake demon in front of him is still cooperative. Although he doesn't know why he wants to learn to be a human being, his attitude is not bad.Except for being too strong...Yang Yi rolled his eyes at him.

"I can only think of so much for the time being, let's add more if you think of it."

When Yang looked at Pang Xi, he noticed that the clothes on the snake demon were different from the clothes he gave him last night.At this time, he is wearing a dark blue robe, with decorative patterns on the collar, sleeves, waist and hem of the robe, using gold printing, embroidery and painted techniques, and decorated with peony flowers.At first glance, it looks like the dress of a dignitary.

"This dress...you changed it?"

"This one?" Pang Xi looked at the clothes on his body, "No, it was taken from Jia's mansion in the town."

No wonder!This material is not ordinary at first glance.

take?Yang Yi was speechless.

"You call it stealing, return it!"

Go back?There are so many clothes in the house, do they wear them?Pang Xi didn't take it seriously, and looked at the frowning doctor.

"With so many clothes, it doesn't matter if I take a set."

"no!"

"Why? I like it very much." What's wrong with this doctor, what's wrong with a piece of clothing.Besides, it's rare for him, the Snake King, to see a piece of clothing, so it's their honor, okay?

If you like it, you should steal it?Yang Yi wanted to get angry, but also thought how could he understand what he was telling this monster.Now that you have decided to teach, you have to change the method.

After thinking about it, he said,

"For example, you have practiced for so long, and then a little demon asked you, anyway, if you have so much, can you share it with it. Do you think it is okay?"

"Of course not!"

Very good, it seems that it is not impossible to teach.

"Then why can you take other people's clothes at will?"

"Because I can get it, but the little demon can't beat me." Pang Xi blurted out.

"...Ah... so difficult to teach..." Yang Yi pressed his hand between his eyebrows.It seems that it was a wrong choice to promise to teach him to be a man. "Anyway, if you go back, I'll make a few sets for you."

"No." Pang Xi didn't want to wear it when he saw the plain white on the doctor's body.

Yang Yi ignored him, took him into the room, and opened the cabinet door.Inside the door of the cupboard are various kinds of fabrics. Although the texture is not as good as that of the Jia Mansion, the finish is not too bad.Yang Yi pointed to a piece of emerald green fabric inside, and asked the snake demon what he thought.

"ugly."

"What about the light blue one?"

"Uglier."

"what about this?"

"No."

As soon as Yang finished asking about the fabrics in the cabinet, Pang Xi was not satisfied.What kind of snake is this... It doesn't have the self-consciousness of living under the fence.Yang Yi also lost his patience.Finally, he took out a few pieces of cloth and threw them to the snake demon.

And let him change the clothes he stole before, and give him his own clothes.

"Okay, now I'll find you a tailor." Yang Yi put on his navy blue cloak and went out.Today one is to make clothes, and I can also see Zilian by the way. I haven't seen her for several months. I don't know how her life is now.

Yang saw that he had cultivated for at least a thousand years, so he didn't know if he had a name.

"Do you have a name?"

"Have."

"Oh? What's it called?"

"Pang Xi." Without waiting for the doctor to ask, Pang Xi explained, "Guanglong Pang, Mu Jin is fair."

Yo, quite a cultured snake.Yang Yi applauded silently in his heart.However, Yang Yi didn't understand one thing, and Pang's characters were understandable. What does "除" have to do with this snake.

Yang Yi looked at Pang Xi from head to toe, he didn't look black now, but his body was a big pure black boa constrictor.

"What is your big black snake called Bai?"

"Bai? What white?" Pang Xi didn't understand.

"Xi, the meaning of pure white and pure."

"???"

"I can't read?"

"Ah."

"..." Yang Yi was speechless, "You should name it Ziqing."

"random."

"So casual?"

"It was a name I heard on the street and I used it."

Yang Yi was completely convinced.I'm afraid that even the method of this explanation is heard. "Don't even steal someone else's name..."

He didn't learn the good things, but he learned [-]% of the theft.

Pang Xi didn't care.I just feel that the doctor has too many things to worry about, even a name.

After going out, Pang Xi always felt that there was something following behind him.The breath is very weak, and the training time is not long.Yang Yi noticed that Pang Xi was looking back, and he squatted down as if thinking of something.After a while, two groups of dark things rolled over.

It turned out to be a dryad, not even a goblin.

After a while, the little tree spirit rolled in front of the doctor, holding a red jujube in two small hands and handing it to the doctor.

The doctor took the dates from their hands, and the two little creatures ran away happily.The doctor took the date and threw it into his mouth.

Pang Xi wanted to say that you dare to eat what the dryad gave, but considering the tacit understanding between the dryad and the doctor just now, this kind of thing should have started a long time ago.A doctor who talks a lot, knows how to catch witchcraft, and can attract monsters, unexpectedly has a good relationship with the little tree spirit.This realization made Pang Xi feel quite novel.

It seems that this doctor does not catch all monsters.

"They are dryads, right? You have a good relationship with them?"

"I used to help an old tree see a disease, and then the little dryad next to the old tree often gave me things." After Yang Yi finished speaking, he thought of something, and added with a smile, "They picked this by themselves. Better than stealing."

Pang Xi heard the meaning of the doctor's words and gave him a blank look.This doctor not only talks a lot, but also holds grudges.