doctor and snake

When Pang Xi came back from outside, Yang Yi was chopping firewood.

"Where have you been?" Yang Yi didn't see Pang Xi all morning.He always seems to be running outside.

"On the street."

"What are you going to do?"

When Pang Xi went out, sometimes he was bored and casually went for a stroll in the woods, sometimes he went to the street to look around, and sometimes he went to other people's houses and squatted on the roof to observe.

"Look at what people generally do."

"What did you learn?"

Pang Xi shook her head.

"That's right, if you can learn it, you won't come to me anymore. If you want to learn to be a human being, you must learn to be a human being first." Yang Yilei was out of breath, just enough for more labor. "Now, here's the axe, which splits wood as I did just now."

As soon as Yang finished speaking, he handed over the axe.He was quite curious about what Pang Xi would do.In his opinion, Pang Xi is like a three-year-old child who has to be taught everything when he does what humans do.

Pang Xi walked up to the pile of firewood, tilted his head to look at it, and thought of something, and said, "Simple."

Yang Yi felt that the snake, whose ten fingers had never been dipped in onion water, agreed too quickly. Just when he thought something was wrong, he found that the snake put up a finger and tapped it lightly on the firewood. After a while, Then I saw that every stick was split from the middle.It was neatly split into four parts.With another move of his hand, the firewood pile was automatically arranged neatly.

"What did I say!!!" Yang Yiqi!

"But I can't." Pang Xi looked at the doctor blankly.

If you don't want to chop firewood, you will be stubborn.

"Punish you not to eat dinner!"

"Great." Pang Xi laughed.He has always disliked eating, but the doctor said that this is human etiquette and must be learned.Every day the doctor will ask him to eat together.I won't give him much to eat, but it's too much torture for him to learn how to handle bowls and chopsticks.

"...you are fined to eat two bowls of rice today."

"..."

After staying with Pang Xi for a few days, Yang Yi deeply realized the difference between animals and humans.Taking back what I said earlier that teaching him is like teaching a child, teaching Pang Xi is much more difficult than teaching a child.

Ask Pang Xi to water the radishes in the vegetable garden.

Pang Xi: "Why water?"

"Carrots grow faster."

Pang Xi went away for a long time and didn't come back. Yang Yi came out and saw that the radish that could not be eaten yesterday was now the size of an arm!Yang Yi was so angry that he pulled out a carrot and knocked Pang Xi.

"I told you not to use power! Let the radish grow up by itself!"

"Why? No one saw me."

"Only your radishes grow fast?"

Pang Xi didn't understand, this radish needs to be ripe anyway, wouldn't it be better to ripen earlier?

Yang Yi knew what Pang Xi was thinking again, but he couldn't explain it at all.Pang Xi said countless times that mana cannot be used, but Pang Xi would "accidentally" forget it.

while cooking.

"The firewood should be lighted with a fire pocket."

"It can be done like this. It's about the same speed as using fire to fold."

"Look at someone who can light a fire with his fingers, do you still want to learn how to be a human?"

"doctor……"

"Say!"

"Can I be a little bit special?"

Pang Xi found it too troublesome not to use spells, so he just talked to the doctor.

"..." Yang Yi didn't speak, he raised three fingers.It means to eat three bowls of rice tonight.Pang Xi had no choice but to stop talking and put out the fire.

When fetching water.

When Yang Yi walked over, he saw that Yang Yi threw down the bucket that was not tied to a rope, and after a while, a bucket of water came up by itself.

"I told you that the well water should be lifted with a rope!"

"..."

Being seen again, Pang Xi hastily poured down the water he had beaten up.

Yang Yi: "..."

Yang Yi's bath is very big, like a big reservoir, and he takes a bath every two or three days in winter.

As long as Pang Xi didn't go out, he was basically where the doctor was.Snakes like water in the first place, so he naturally followed Yang as soon as he took a bath.

Not long after Yang entered the bath, he found that the water in the bath was turbulent.

"Show yourself, I know you're here." For a human, Yang Yi's bathing pool is huge, but it's difficult to accommodate a giant python.Yang Yi couldn't even move in the water.

After a while, the waves slowed down, but Pang Xi was not seen.Instead, he felt something touching his shorts.

Yang Yi didn't have the habit of taking off his shorts in the shower.Soon something that touched his trousers got in through the wide trousers on the side.Following the rippling water, a long letter slid left and right on his roots.

"What are you doing! Heat everywhere, come out!"

Yang stretched his hand into the water, trying to catch the snake, but the snake was too slippery, and he slipped away just by touching it.

Yang Yi was annoyed, if he did this every time he took a bath, then he wouldn't be able to take a bath at all!

"come out!"

The doctor was upset, so Pang Xi stopped messing around and took human form in the water.

Immediately afterwards, he leaned towards the doctor and licked the doctor's face with his tongue.As if comforting.

"I'm talking about you, can you stop licking me...I've never seen a monster who likes to lick people so much." Yang Yi didn't understand whether this snake monster was born with sex or Pang Xi's personal hobby. ... Or come to a place that cannot be spoken.Or is it that snakes are in heat all the time?

"Our vision is not very good... we need to rely on the sense of touch to feel the surrounding things." After speaking, he licked the doctor again. "Especially when you don't understand."

"..."

What a strange habit.Yang Yi doesn't like monsters, but in line with the principle of non-discrimination, he opened his mouth and finally said nothing.

He remembered that these days Pang Xi told him to learn to be a man, learn to be a man, it was easy to say, but it was too difficult for him to do it.

Pushing Pang Xi away, Yang Yi said again: "I said, you don't have to force yourself if you don't want to. Being a human is hard and tiring. Especially in troubled times, you don't know when you will die. What you want to do is still there. If you don’t finish it, you’re gone.”

As he spoke, he thought of the people he had saved.Some were saved, while others died without fulfilling their wishes.The demon will never understand why people have to toss so hard in the world of mortals when their lifespan is only a few decades.

For decades, Yu Yao is only a moment.For people, it is a lifetime.

"It's really hard to be a human being."

Being a monster is easy, and you can change anything you want.Unless you offend a Taoist priest or someone who is stronger than you, as long as you don't want to seek death at other times, you can live in peace and stability for hundreds of years.In the end, if you are lucky, you can still cultivate to become a master.

"But there is one thing... I want to understand. In the future... I will try my best to do what you say." Pang Xi wanted to understand, but he didn't learn it yet, and he didn't want to give up yet.

"...It seems that you are very concerned about this matter."

Do you care?

Pang Xi didn't know.

Yang Yi didn't have the spirit of gossip, and Pang Xi didn't want to say more, so he didn't ask.If he wants to learn, he can learn, as long as he does not violate the contract.

After washing he went to bed.

Yang Yi has the habit of reading before going to bed.While watching, the door was opened.Pang Xi walked in and consciously opened the quilt and lay down.

Does this snake have a bad memory?

"Didn't I make a bed for you?"

"cold."

"Then go back to your cave."

"That's colder."

Yang used both hands and feet to push Pang Xi outside.Because Pang Xi's body is a snake and his body is extremely soft, he clasped his hands and feet on Yang Yi's body, no matter how Yang Yi pushed him, he couldn't get off.

"Let go of me, don't pester me!"

As soon as Pang Xi's hand was separated, Pang Xi's foot came up again; when he kicked his foot away, his hand came up again.

"No! I want to stay here."

"Go back to your own bed."

"Don't go!"

after an hour.

"I'm exhausted, so do whatever you want."

Yang Yi and Pang Xi fought for a long time, but Pang Xi clung to him, but he didn't let go.Yang Yi was so tired that he was sweating again after taking a shower.

"I warn you...don't...suck my...spirit energy..." After explaining this sentence, Yang Yi fell asleep.

Pang Xi was also tired.

"Do you really think that we snakes are in heat all the time?"

Pang Xi leaned against Yang Yi, found a comfortable position, prepared to fall asleep, and glanced at Yang Yi before going to bed.

He obviously looks like a monk, but he doesn't find it annoying at all.

The doctor is not outstanding, but he can see a sense of nobility from his eyebrows.Pang Xi sometimes felt that he should not be just a doctor, and he wouldn't feel awkward if he was born in a noble with such facial features.But I also feel that the doctor visits the doctor every day and sees a doctor. He is happy and has no special pursuit of life. If he is not a doctor, he can still be an emperor?

The days of staying with him every day, although more tiring than before practicing on the mountain, have a lot of fun.Regarding the doctor's repeated emphasis on not being allowed to use power, I don't understand, no one found out, and even helped him, what's wrong?

Most of the time he would follow what the doctor said, but sometimes he would use spells quietly when he got bored.At this time, Pang Xi not only hoped that Yang Yi would find him, but also hoped not to be discovered.

If he found out, Yang Yi would be angry; if he didn't find out, he felt that he lost a lot of fun.

After watching for a while, Pang Xi felt that his lower body began to react again, and quickly turned his back.

"I'm stupid, it wasn't like this before. It seems that I haven't done it for a long time..."

Pang Xi chanted for a while and then forced himself to sleep.