My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

King's Harem

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My shit-shoveling officer is forced to go on a blind date, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent.

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, is your little brother's blind date good-looking?

Xiao Luo looked at Zhou Yaqin silently: a little beauty in her early twenties, her skin is tender and fair, her facial features are beautiful, her long black curly hair naturally hangs down on her chest. Standing next to Ling Su, who is about 1.8 meters tall, is quite eye-catching.

He couldn't say ugly against his conscience, so he secretly took a photo and posted it.

Macaw-Coco: This girl looks good, she looks good with your little brother, but according to my intuition: this girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, after she enters the door, you will definitely fall out of favor.

Xiao Luo's cat body was shocked, as expected of a parrot raised by an international famous director, he can still read faces!

Husky-Little Two: Meow, I don’t think she looks as good-looking as my little sister, why don’t you tell your little brother to be friends with my little sister, and we can see each other every day from now on!

Xiao Luo felt that Erha was purely making trouble, because Ling Su obviously had no feelings for Bai Qingyun, so he didn't want to mess around with the red line.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, let me tell you, you must let your little brother keep his eyes open and find a daughter-in-law with a good temper, a good personality, and a good character, otherwise you will have a very hard life in the future!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: But I don't want my shit-shoveling officer to go on a blind date, and I don't want him to find a wife.

Macaw-Coco: Shocked.jpg

Huskies-Small Two: Shocked.jpg

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Shocked.jpg, Xiao Xiao, you must have missed the first group announcement: It is strictly forbidden to interfere with the owner's emotional private life.

Macaw-Coco: It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married.No one can stop me, hey, I think that when Lao Li was not married, he and I depended on each other for life, and then I had Meijiao Niang, so I had no choice but to leave.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Keke, don't scare Xiao Xiao, it's not that scary. In fact, isn't your old Li's wife very kind to you?

Xiao Luo silently turned off the group chat. With such obvious racial differences, who can understand the sadness in his heart?

Perhaps, he is too selfish?

The little orange cat was preoccupied with pulling the zipper of the cat's backpack. Without paying attention, it rolled out of it and landed at Zhou Yaqin's feet. The other party's face paled in fright, and he jumped up.

Xiao Luo was almost stepped on by his sister's high-heeled shoes, and quickly hid to the side.

Seeing this, Ling Su picked up the dizzy little orange cat: "Where did you fall, Fatty?"

"Meow~" He didn't fall, it was true that he was almost scared.

"Ling Su, I'm sorry, I, I'm a little afraid of cats, didn't I step on it just now?" Zhou Yaqin asked with a worried face, her small face was pale, her beautiful eyes were full of tears, making it hard to blame her for her unintentional mistake .

Xiao Luo wanted to cry, but he didn't expect that Ke Ke's words would come true so soon!

She is actually afraid of cats.

Thinking back carefully, from the moment Ling Su entered the door, this little beauty's eyes have been focused on his shit-shoveling officer.

Therefore, she should not have noticed his existence at first, and there is no need to lie on purpose.

After realizing this, Xiao Luo's mood became even worse.

This is Ling Su's childhood sweetheart, and he is just a pet cat, which is more important?Normal people know it.

"Afraid of cats?" The shit-shoveling officer's voice was as deep and sexy as ever, making people feel like their ears were about to become pregnant, "Oh, then sit farther away."

Xiao Luo, who was obsessed with "beauty", suddenly heard the latter sentence, and was dumbfounded.

Shit shovel officer, you are so rigid.

Be careful to be educated for neglecting the daughter-in-law Ling's mother likes in this way.

"Xiao Su, take the cat out first, I'm having trouble breathing." Mother Ling's complexion was a little red, and she looked uncomfortable.

Ling Su pursed his lips and said nothing, as if he wanted to say something.

Xiao Luo stayed in the shit-shoveling officer's arms, looking left and right, as quiet as a chicken, not daring to be presumptuous.

"It's hot outside, what to do outside, just leave it to me." In the end, it was Grandpa Ling who spoke to ease the tense atmosphere.

Ling Su didn't stuff the little orange cat into the cat backpack, and handed it directly to Grandpa Ling.

"Your name is Xiaopang, right? You are as obedient as Xiao Su said, come on, show grandpa, this little guy is not fat..."

"Grandpa, I want to hug Xiaopang too!" Ling Su's little nephew is called Ling Tianci, whose nickname is Tuantuan. He is four years old this year. Grandpa played together.

"Does Tuantuan like Xiaopang?" Grandpa Ling held the little orange cat in both hands, his movements were quite familiar and sophisticated, and he was also very proficient in stroking the cat.

Xiao Luo was in a good mood when he was stroked, and immediately forgot about the embarrassment just now.

"Dad, the cat has parasites, don't let Tuantuan get too close to it." Seeing the old and the young walking around a little orange cat, Mother Ling inadvertently reminded her in agreement.

"Don't be afraid! Tuantuan is in great shape!" The chubby little guy compared the muscles in his arms that didn't exist at all, and giggled with a bright smile, but he held the little orange cat very persistently and refused to let go.

Xiao Luo couldn't help but want to kiss this cute little guy. He had never met Ling Su's elder brother and sister-in-law, but judging from this child's personality, he thought they should be more easy-going and easy-going people.

But soon, he realized that he had guessed wrong.

"Ling Tianci, who was that little fat man crying so hard in the hospital three days ago?" The voice was very serious.

"Father, what are you talking about?" Tuantuan pretended not to hear anything, hugged the little orange cat, and quietly hid beside Grandpa Ling.

Evidently, he was a little afraid of his father.

Xiao Luo heard the prestige and looked, Ling Yan was tall and straight, comparable to Ling Su, handsome in features, colder in temperament, a bit scary when he kept his face straight, he looked like a strict father, no wonder Ling Tianci Little friends will be scared.

But later, when he knew that this little friend was obsessed with the League of Legends and couldn't extricate himself, which led to Ling Yan's strict father acting like a clique, he could only turn to sympathize with Ling Su's big brother. The bear boy is not easy to teach. .

"Tuantuan, don't hug Xiaopang like this, you will crush him." Ling Su's sister-in-law, Yu Wan, is a gentle and beautiful woman with a playful, cute and youthful smile. Ling Yan is particularly right.

"Xiao Pang, are you okay? I didn't mean to squeeze you. Grandma is timid and seems a little afraid of cats. May I take you upstairs to play?" Tong Yan Wuji said whatever came to his mind.

Faced with this glutinous and soft dumpling, Xiao Luo's heart almost melted into a puddle of water, and he wished he could nod his head immediately and satisfy all the other's demands.

but--

"Ling Tianci, sit down! Don't spoil your second uncle's cat."

As soon as Ling Yan spoke, Xiaotuanzi shrank immediately, looking around in various grievances, looking helpless and confused, but actually amused Yu Wan and Grandpa Ling.

Xiao Luo stretched out his paw, and patted Xiaotuanzi's arm comfortingly, thinking: Little nephew, you are only four years old, so it's better not to think about the League of Legends every day!

"Tuantuan, this is Xiaopang's mobile phone, you can play Rhythm Master with it." After temporarily handing over his little orange cat, Ling Su has been absent-mindedly chatting with Zhou Yaqin, secretly paying attention to the situation on the other side , and handed over Apple 9 at the right time.

"Xiao Su, you are too reckless, and you even bought a mobile phone for a cat. Are you raising a son? Your elder brother is not like you." Ling's mother clearly sensed that her youngest son had a fancy future for her. The daughter-in-law's attitude was not enthusiastic enough, and when she saw the boy's attitude towards the kitty, she immediately became angry.

"Well, it's just raising a son." Ling Su answered without saying anything more. There can be no result between him and Zhou Yaqin. Although they grew up together as childhood sweethearts, they grew up together with him. Are there still fewer childhood sweethearts?Ling's mother has many girlfriends and friends, and there are also many friends of the same age as him, but in the end, there are not many who are like-minded.

If there was anything going on between him and Zhou Yaqin, it should have come to fruition a few years ago, instead of waiting until now to forcibly develop a relationship.

For such a simple truth, Ling Su didn't think that his mother wouldn't know it, but since he was a child, his mother had always been strong, but for some reason, his father felt guilty towards his mother and followed her all the time, so that Ling's mother's His personality is becoming more and more paranoid. Even his eldest brother and sister-in-law almost broke up twice before they got married because of his mother's relationship.

Ling Su didn't want to think about all the things in the past. After he had his own business, he chose a relatively negative approach: stay away from this home, and basically never come back if it is not necessary.

Ms. Ruan obviously sensed something was wrong, and quickly smoothed things over: "Xiao Su is really a caring child. In fact, my Yaqin also likes to keep pets, but she was bitten by a cat when she was a child, so she is a bit timid."

Xiao Luo watched Ling Tianci's little friend playing Rhythm Master, and at the same time paid attention to the movement of his shit-shoveling officer. Hearing what Ms. Ruan said, he couldn't help feeling flustered: Mother Ling won't suddenly ask Ling Su not to keep cats, right? ?

"So that's how it is. Since Yaqin is afraid of cats, then Xiaosu will..." Before Ling's mother could finish speaking, Ling Su's voice sounded clearly.

"She can find someone who doesn't have cats." It was loud and special... faux pas.

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yaqin's face immediately changed, and she looked at Ling Su as if she was looking at a heartless man.

Xiao Luo couldn't help covering his face: Shit Shovel Officer, you are really tough today!

"Ling Su." Mother Ling frowned displeasedly, but the others didn't react much, as if they didn't hear Ling Su's words just now.

Xiao Luo silently analyzed: the whole Ling family, except for Ling's father, everyone's attitude towards Ling's mother is a bit...subtle.

"Ahhh! I'm dead. Fatty, it's you." Xiaotuanzi exclaimed exaggeratedly, and the atmosphere warmed up again.