My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Everything happened so suddenly that people were caught off guard!

Xiao Luo watched Su Yingdi fall down, the black shadow turned around and ran away, wishing he could rush over to give that man two paws!

The macaw that was hovering above Director Li Wei flew out immediately, pecked and scratched at the assailant, and cursed at the assailant: "Kill a thief! I'll beat you to the lungs!"

Ling Su reacted quickly, handed the little orange cat to the people around him, ran over quickly, and worked together with Director Li to capture him. Luo Qingqiu and Bai Qingyun were in charge of calling the police and the other called an ambulance.

Xiao Luo was stunned for a moment, and quickly opened the ball store to find out if there was anything that could be used. Except for the omnipotent wishing card, there were only amulets with a combination of 9999+9999. Unfortunately, because the charm value was negative , he can't buy anything!

It's not just him, except for Luo Baibai, the other three present are all poor.

[Amulet, I exchanged one. 】When Xiao Luo was hesitating whether to ask Luo Baibai for help, Xueba guinea pig made a decision without reminding,【I just don’t know if it will work now. 】

A small triangular wishing card was hung with a red string, held in Luo Baibai's hand, it looked small and pocket-sized, exuding a sacred luster.

[Xiao Xiao, let's send it to Wu Huan! 】

【it is good. 】

Xiao Luo felt a warm feeling in his heart: this is probably the taste of friendship.

Just as Luo Qingqiu hung up the phone, he didn't notice for a while, and found that the two who had been peacefully on his body had already run out.

The little orange cat and the guinea pig ran towards the place where Su Chen fell, and Xiaoha from Bai Qingyun's family followed suit.

[Chenchen, does it hurt?I'll blow it to you, hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooo...] Wu Huan was already terrified, and kept crying against Su Chen's cheek.

"I'm fine, don't be afraid, Fifth Ring." Su Yingdi's face was pale, his expression could not hide the pain, his voice was so weak that it seemed to be blown away by the wind at any time.

No need to look too much, Xiao Luo knew that Su Chen's injury must be serious just by smelling the bloody smell, so he couldn't help feeling annoyed: If he had reminded Wuhuan earlier, would he have been able to avoid this disaster?

Luo Baibai patted Wuhuan's head and comforted him: 【Don't cry, Wuhuan.You put this amulet on Chenchen. 】

The power of the amulet was immediately visible, Su Chen's complexion improved a lot, and his breathing gradually stabilized.

[Chenchen, nothing will happen, just kiss me! 】Wu Huan kissed Su Yingdi on the cheek a few times, and the tears finally stopped.

Seeing this, Xiao Luo finally breathed a sigh of relief. Looking carefully, the green smoke above Su Chen's head had disappeared at some point, and he couldn't help but wonder: the king said that the green smoke was a good omen in Feng Shui, and he reminded him to be careful afterwards, but in the end— —

Something happened to Su Chen.

But fortunately with the amulet, Su Chen should be fine, but the pain is inevitable.

"Why are you?" Li Wei's voice was obviously surprised.

After the murderer was subdued, his hands were tied behind his back and he knelt on the ground, and was pecked twice by the macaw from time to time.

"Director Li, are you someone you know?" Ling Su wrapped the dagger used by the other party in a handkerchief so that the police could collect evidence. When he looked back, he realized that the person who was wrapped up tightly was actually a woman. .

Xiao Luo heard the voice of his own excrement shoveler, and looked at it curiously: Leaving aside the blood stains on her face, this woman still looks very young, she should not be over 25 years old, her appearance is average, but she is too hostile. It was scary to look at.

"Yeah." Li Wei nodded slightly, with a complicated expression, "She is Wei Yuan's life assistant, and her name is Huang Yan."

[Who is Wei Yuan? 】Xiao Luo was at a loss. He only knew a few of those big stars in the entertainment circle.

【It's Chenchen's boyfriend. 】Wu Huan suddenly said something, and solved Xiao Luo's confusion in time.

Boy friend?Xiao Luo was shocked. He remembered that a few days ago, he secretly browsed through the space diaries of the little guys in the queen's harem group, and found a diary of Wuhuan. It was in November last year. It said that Su Chen went out on a date, and he seemed to like it. Target!

But to the outside world, Su Yingdi has never disclosed his love affair. Judging from his past style and conduct, it is obvious that he is not someone who would hide his love affair for the sake of popularity.

Therefore, if Wu Huan is right, Su Chen's concealment is probably for another person.

"Spicy little fresh meat outside the [-]th line?" Ke Ke heard the loud voice, and immediately blasted, "Shameless guy, he must be jealous that Su Chenchen took the role of my old Li!"

As a parrot, there is nothing wrong with thinking so straightforwardly.

Having seen Ke Ke's loud mouth, other people and animals didn't feel that there was anything wrong, but Huang Yan, who was already in a panic, growled with a ferocious face: "You are not allowed to insult Wei Yuan!"

"Quack~I just said [-] lines~little boy~shameless! Eat soft food~sell ass~saosaosao!" The macaw flapped its wings and chattered gossip.

The cause and effect of grievances and hatreds can be explained clearly in just one sentence.

Xiao Luo turned into a detective, changed the words of the macaw and added calculations, and came to the conclusion: this is a tangled triangle relationship, Wei Yuan "commits" to Su Chen for the superior, Huang Yan feels that the actor Su is bullying others, so he wants to rescue his favorite people?

This "rescue" method is really... brain-dead.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded, and filled his brain with a small pornographic book with more than [-] characters. Looking back at the calm expression of his shit-shoveling officer, he couldn't help but feel a little sad: When will he be able to be like Ling Su? And the color does not change?

Huang Yan, who was identified as brain-dead, wanted to jump up and kill the macaw: "Shut up! You dead bird!"

"La la la~ If you are mad at you, don't shut up!" Keke not only didn't shut up, but also worked hard, and started to sneak up on her from time to time. The macaw's claws are not only beautiful. , Huang Yan was slapped to the ground.

Is it really appropriate to abuse the murderer like this before the police arrive?

Xiao Luo looked at the seriously injured Su Yingdi and the tearful Wu Huan. Taking advantage of Ling Su's inattention, he stepped forward decisively to put his original idea into practice. With his paws shining, he brushed towards Huang Yan's face a few times. Down.

After imitating the example, Erha also pounced on him, his paws were weak, and he pissed directly on Huang Yan's face...

Xiao Luo was speechless for a moment, a few pets were torturing the murderer, and the shit-shoveling officers and owners of all families turned a blind eye.

Because Actor Su was injured in the abdomen and bleeding heavily, he was worried that moving his position would worsen the wound, so Li Wei did not move his position, and comforted him in a low voice: "The ambulance will be here soon, hold on."

Su Chen nodded weakly.

No one mentioned the matter of Wei Yuan again.

The police car and the ambulance arrived at the scene at the same time. As witnesses, Ling Su and his party cooperated in the investigation. Li Wei accompanied Su Chen into the ambulance. He wanted to go with him, but he was stopped, and he was so angry that he almost cursed. Fortunately, he had a clever mind. Seeing so many strangers, he didn't speak directly.

"What happened to the wound on the suspect's body?" the policeman asked.

Ling Su pretended not to hear, and handed over the dagger that Huang Yan used for the murder: "The handle of the knife I hugged with a handkerchief should not have damaged fingerprints. The blood on this dagger belongs to the victim."

Cat paw prints and parrot scratches are still relatively easy to identify, and the policeman was quite cooperative and the topic was changed: "Thank you for your cooperation."

"This is the duty of our good citizens." Ling Su had a proper smile on his face.

Xiao Luo felt all sorts of itch: Shit Shovel Officer pretending to be serious is so cute!

That night, Ke Ke was taken back by Lao Luo Rong, waiting for Director Li to come to pick it up the next day.

Erha seemed a little frightened. Before leaving, the voice of saying goodbye to Xiao Luo was weak: 【Xiao Miao, see you tomorrow. 】

Xiao Luo wanted to touch the dog's head a little bit. As a little milk dog who was only over a month old, seeing someone get hurt in front of it, the impact was indeed a bit bad. Bai Qingyun obviously realized this, hugging Erha all the way, all kinds of warm Comforting in a soft voice.

On the other hand, Ling Su?

"Little Fatty, I think next time I go out, I should put you in a cat backpack." The excrement shovel officer held the bag in one hand and hugged the little orange cat in the other.

Xiao Luo's heart suddenly turned cold.

"Meow..." How could you do this!

"Disobedient, you really want to scare me to death." The voice was full of helplessness.

In all fairness, when Ling Su saw the little orange cat break away from Luo Qingqiu and run over foolishly, he really wanted to pick it up and stuff it into the cat's backpack, but the old Luo's guinea pig and Bai Qingyun's Erha also followed. He can only open one eye and close one eye.

"The gangster is ruthless, what should you do if you are injured?"

"Meow!" Xiao Luo lowered his head guiltily.

"You are so small, if you are stepped on, you will turn into a puddle of meat! The pile of cat food and toys I bought for you will never be eaten or used again, and there will be more in the future." Other cats will inherit your inheritance and sleep with your shit-shoveling officer..." Ling Su babbled, and it was the rhythm of the chatterbox skill being lit up.

Xiao Luo was originally quite depressed, going in one ear and out the other, but when he heard the last sentence, he almost exploded!

"Meow!" How could you sleep for someone else!

No, he can't sit still!He had to think of a way to take Ling Su down, otherwise if some goblin came to snatch him, who would he cry to...

Thinking of this, Xiao Luo turned his attention to the ball system. Originally, because the popularity value and charisma value were both negative, he didn't pay much attention to the exchange area in the mall, but today the situation is different!

Xiao Luo, who just earned more than 1 popularity points from Keke and Wuhuan, plus the original balance, now has 13000+ popularity points, instantly straightened his back, and felt a sense of pride as a farmer turning himself into a family.

Most things in the mall are exchanged by both popularity and charm points, and only a small number of individual items are exchanged. This is also to prevent Internet celebrities like Coco from having a large amount of popularity points, and the charm value is zero, so nothing can be exchanged.

And this small number includes pet rations, daily necessities and other basic consumables, but the types are relatively simple, and the rest also have some special function items, such as [Sleep until dawn] professional medicine for treating poor sleep, [Quietly] Sneak into your dreamland] Have a cute date with your master?

Ah? !There is such a thing!

Xiao Luo's eyes immediately glowed green, and when he looked at the price again, he became depressed instantly: 12888 popularity points!

Really expensive.

However, expensive value for money ah!

Hehehe... The little orange cat covered its mouth with its paws, and its smile gradually changed.

"Little Fatty, do you know what's wrong?" Ling Chattering Su babbled for a long time, and finally stopped. Seeing the little orange cat lowered its head and turned its back to him as if he was seriously repenting, he couldn't help but soften his heart.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo turned his head and happily responded.

Ling Su was silent, suddenly felt that he was playing the piano to the cow, wasting his tongue.

In order not to let his attempt be seen through, Xiao Luo resisted the urge to move his attention away from [Sneaking into Your Dreamland] and shifted to other places.

In terms of popularity, he doesn't have to worry about it now. With video bonuses and live broadcasts on weekends, there will be no shortage at that time. Not to mention being as popular as Luo Baibai, he should still be able to get a few tens of thousands of likes .

The key is his negative charm value of more than 8. I don't know if there is any charm value in kissing in Ling Su's dream?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!I have a question to ask.

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Xiao Luojiong, isn't this way of saying hello too discordant?

After hesitating for a while, he decided that it would be better to be more tactful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, earlier you said Qingyan was a good omen, but just now Chenchen from Wuhuan's family was stabbed!

King: I know.

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How do you know everything?Xiao Luo almost asked the question, but after thinking about it, he was right, even the king could develop such a heaven-defying ball system. Luo Baibai exchanged for an amulet, the king must have known about it, and the information he provided before, So... the king is indeed omnipotent.

Your Majesty: That is his karma, because he is the owner of the five rings, so he only suffered a little injury, and there is no danger of his life.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The King is Mighty.jpg

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Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, why am I the only one who can see the green smoke and the resentment from Mother Ling?

Xiao Luo has always been suspicious, and according to his observation, other people and pets are invisible, he seems to be special.

Dawang: Because Maoyan is psychic, you are still young, so you can only distinguish malicious luck. When you grow up, it will be even more powerful.

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Your Majesty: There are cultivation pills in the mall, go see for yourself.

Xiao Luo was confused: Cultivating pills?This thing sounds so tall!If everyone can practice, wouldn't it be... One day, pets can transform into adults?

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Tangerine Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, isn't everyone able to exchange cultivation pills?

Your Majesty: You are the only cat in the harem, and that is for cats only.

Shock!There is still such an operation...

In the end, the king lost a picture reminding him of his homework and ran away.

Originally, Xiao Luo wanted to ask Su Chen what was going on with him, but after seeing the King's reaction, he finally gave up.

The king seems to be very busy, but he is very friendly to him. Most of the time, he is always the first to answer his doubts. This feeling is like... Master?

Ah, it must be an illusion, how could the king be his master!Master is obviously a human being!The king, should it be... the great demon?

Xiao Luo switched the window in a daze, and found the cultivation pill in the consumables. When he saw it, he was extremely embarrassed.

[Cultivation pill] can be used for psychic cultivation to improve spiritual power.Price: 10000 Popularity Points + 1000 Charm Points.

Simply put: he couldn't afford it.

But this is really a good thing!

At the kitten stage, he can distinguish malicious luck, that is to say, he can foresee danger in advance and remind the other party to be prepared!

Inadvertently, Xiao Luo thought of the car accident that almost killed Ling Su a few days ago. If he hadn't been in the car at that time, and it hadn't happened so coincidentally for him to hack the system and get the wishing card, at this moment, his family The excrement shovel officer was probably already paralyzed on the hospital bed, and even died.

It's a pity that he has insufficient balance now, and he can't count on the wishing card, and he can't even get the amulet.

"Little Fatty, we're home." Ling Su turned on the wall lamp, put the cat backpack on the shoe cabinet, and put the little orange cat on the ground.

The shit-shoveling officer's voice revealed a deep sense of exhaustion. Su Chen was suddenly attacked, and it was originally planned that Actor Su would be one of the leading actors in "First Love". Looking at the situation now, it may not be a good idea.

"Meow~" After Xiao Luo landed on the ground, he hugged Shi Shovel Officer's ankle and rubbed it, deciding that from now on, he will work hard to make progress!

Start by paying close attention to the shit shovel officer every day!Once you find that the other party's qi movement has changed, immediately remind!

Well, such a caring and enthusiastic master like him is rare in the world.

"Are you hungry?" Ling Su rinsed the bottle and began to sterilize it, planning to prepare another midnight snack for the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo meowed and ran away, hungry?I'm really not hungry, because he just drank most of the bottle of milk powder two hours ago, and now he has a strong urge to urinate.

Seeing the little orange cat running directly towards the cat toilet, Ling Su immediately smiled: Sure enough, as soon as I promised that no one would steal its favor, Xiaopang became obedient.

When Xiao Luo was a cat, he had a unique awareness: after urinating, cover it up.

When he turned back, Ling Su had already started undressing to take a shower.

"Little Fatty, we're going to visit Su Chen in the hospital tomorrow morning, are you awake?"

"Meow~" Wide shoulders, narrow waist, long legs... drooling

Xiao Luo looked at the shit-shoveling officer with glowing eyes, and he was delighted in his heart: He is indeed the man I like, handsome and perfect in every way!

Then--

Click!Click!Candidly took N photos and uploaded them to his private album.

Ling Su was wearing a pair of white underpants, and suddenly felt a chill behind his back. Turning around, he saw the little orange cat squatting solemnly, staring at him intently. He couldn't help laughing: "Does Xiaopang want to take a bath too? But no, you have to You can take a bath after three months."

"Meow!" The little orange cat looked at the cute and sensible answer, and its eyes fell on the unexplainable position of the excrement shoveler, and suddenly felt a chill: This shape seems a bit too big, right?

"Just wait there, I'm going to take a shower first." Ling Su smiled with satisfaction, turned around and went into the bathroom.

Xiao Luo's mood suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy: If he successfully took Ling Su down, if he wanted to do that kind of thing in the future, wouldn't it be... the chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of injuries, blah blah!