My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

From a technical point of view, it is not difficult for Xiao Luo to deal with those trolls who spread malicious and false news.The difficulty is, how can he slip away from Ling Su's nose, and ensure that the other party will not come to him within a certain period of time?

"Xiao Huang, let's go, League of Legends?" The macaw sneezed and flew forward, and when it saw the golden retriever playing on the lawn, it immediately yelled like crazy.

Ke Ke's voice was very loud, but the voice was not really pleasant. She suddenly yelled, attracting the attention of everyone around her.

"Wow!" The golden retriever stood on the spot and barked twice at the macaw.

"Let's go? I'll take you—"

"Ke Ke, are you secretly drinking again?" Here, the macaw was trying to pull his friend to the black hole, when he suddenly heard director Li Wei's voice, he was so frightened that he bumped his head against the pillar, fell to the ground, and convulsed Twice, not moving.

Xiao Luo watched helplessly, at first he couldn't help worrying a bit, but later he thought: The actor is pretending to be dead, in order not to be talked about, he is also doing his best.

"Get up, I'll take you to take a shower!" Director Li obviously wasn't fooled by this trick.

Ke Ke lay on the ground, continued to pretend to be a corpse, and secretly sent a signal to Xiao Luo for help.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, let your excrement shoveler lead Lao Li away!

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Xiao Luo tried his best to hold back the laughter, raised his paw and poked the shit shovel officer's arm, and meowed softly.

"What's the matter, chubby?" Ling Su naturally also saw the wonderful performance of the macaw, and secretly rejoiced that his little orange cat was a well-behaved and sensible child.

The little orange cat turned around and went to pick up the backpack that the shit shoveler was carrying, which contained his milk powder bottle and game controller.

"Hungry?" Ling Su asked.

The little orange cat shook its head and continued to pull the backpack.

Ling Su was speechless for a moment: Internet addiction... right?

How do you say something?Those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black.It's like director Li Wei raised a parrot to be a showman, and Vice President Luo raised a guinea pig to be a top student.Ling Su couldn't figure it out, Xiaopang, a child who looked very good and introverted when he was in LOLO Pet Pavilion, how did he change after he got into his hands?

First he fell in love with his mobile phone, and then he fell in love with Rhythm Master. After being taken to Xingchen Studio and accidentally winning a game of League of Legends, he got out of control.

and so--

The culprit seems to be himself!

The shit-shoveling officer carried the pot silently, and even touched the little orange cat's head with special relief: "It's not that the family doesn't enter the house, it really is the truth."

"Meow?" Xiao Luo was puzzled: Where did his shit-shoveling officer go out of his mind again?

"Director Li, let Keke and the others play." Ling Su stepped forward to save the macaw.

Li Wei also had no choice but to nod: "I'll go and say hello to the curator, and I'll borrow it from the computer room."

As soon as he heard that he could go to the black hole smoothly, the macaw, which was pretending to be dead, immediately got up from the ground, let out a series of devilish laughter, and then rushed out to find the golden retriever.

Xiao Luo didn't expect things to go so smoothly, so he hurriedly greeted Wu Huan.

There is a dedicated computer room in the sanatorium, and the equipment and network are all faultless. The only thing that is not so good is that there is surveillance here.

"I'm going to talk about something. I'll pick you up later. Call me if you have anything to do." Ling Su personally brought the little orange cat over, and put the iPhone 9 he bought for Xiaopang next to the computer. There is only one number inside, which is his.

Because the shit-shoveling officer had taught him how to make a phone call before, it was not convenient for Xiao Luo to play dumb at the moment, so the little orange cat meowed quite sensiblely.

Ling Su patted the cat's head in satisfaction, and then left with Director Li Wei.

"Xiao Su, just now Su Chen told me that he wants Wei Yuan to join the team." Director Li's voice came faintly.

Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, and managed to hear clearly, Wei Yuan...isn't it the boyfriend of Su Yingdi in Wuhuan's mouth, and the little fresh meat in Keke's mouth?

The matter of Huang Yan stabbing Su Yingdi has not yet come to an end, Su Chen would actually ask Wei Yuan for resources at this time, who is obviously suspected of inciting someone to hurt someone!

It is true that Su Yingdi hurt his abdomen, not his brain, right?

Xiao Luo was wondering, Wu Huan came late, because Su Chen's injury made it difficult to walk, it came by itself, a small group hugged a game controller that was about the same size as it, and ran quickly, letting People can't help but wonder: When did the strength of the hamster become so great?

[Xiao Miao, I'm so mad!That shameless Wei Yuan actually took advantage of Chen Chen's injury to try to steal his role! 】

【Be careful, Wuhuan, I'll carry you. ] Golden Retriever Xiaohuang's voice is very gentle, but——

The dog opened its mouth and picked up the hamster directly. This posture seemed a little too aggressive.

[Hi, I'm Xiao Huang, it's the first time we meet, please give me your advice. ] It can be seen that this is a very well-bred dog.

Xiao Luo introduced himself imitatively, and after adding Qiuqiu friends to each other, Wu Huan began to explain his plan, and finally concluded: [I think Wei Yuan has a problem. 】

[Well, based on my years of experience, this Weiyuan is very likely to be a double plug! ] Coco squatted in front of the computer like a quail, speaking surprisingly.

Golden Retriever Xiao Huang has a relatively simple personality: [Let Xiao Miao check it first, and then draw conclusions, what if a good person is wronged? 】

[There is surveillance in this room, I will first redeem a random transformation card to block the surveillance. ] Xiao Luo turned around and found a relatively favorable position, 【You three, sit next to me and play the game first, let's start with the man-machine battle. 】

[I've never played League of Legends, this one seems quite difficult...] Golden Retriever Xiao Huang hesitated to speak.

Uncle Ke Kete patted his chest: [It's okay, I'll cover you. 】Then began to guide the new "little brother" to redeem the game controller and register an account in a decent manner.

"Beep beep-"

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System prompt: The other party will add +1000000 popularity to you!Are you sure?

Xiao Luo was almost taken aback, because they are friends, and they can see the balance. The three-digit popularity value on his side is indeed quite embarrassing. Because of Wu Huan's early fame, the balance of popularity value is basically 200 More than [-], this time divided half of his rhythm, it really is a big shot.

However, Xiao Luo clicked cancel.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the dog's head.jpg, don't be so polite, we are friends, if you think about it, just add [-].

As long as it is enough for him to continue "playing hooligans" tonight, everything will be fine. Anyway, when it comes to the live broadcast on the weekend, there is no need to worry about popularity.

Most of the king's harem group are children with simple and straightforward personalities. Since Xiao Luo said that you are welcome, Wu Huan obeyed and donated 2 popularity points.

After Xiao Luo quickly confirmed the receipt, he exchanged for a time-limited transformation card priced at 399 love points!

The little orange cat squatting under the computer desk instantly transformed into a little loli with petal hair!

If Erha is here, he will definitely recognize it immediately: this is the owner of LOLO Pet Shop this season!The little loli who sits in front of the computer every day and plays games and downloads dungeons.

[Little orange cat, this is great!The body is soft and easy to push down, better than the previous muscular man! 】

【Little Meow, you are amazing...】

[Little meow, awesome! 】

Xiao Luo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: His Majesty is amazing, the love value is all given by His Majesty, doing missions in various ways.

"Ahem, you guys are busy first, I'm going to get down to business." Xiao Luo said a little embarrassedly, because it was a little lolita's body, and the voice that came out of this opening was also very soft and cute.

The first step is to find the nirvana of this character.

Every time he transforms before, he usually only pays attention to the countdown reminder of the transformation, and rarely pays attention to other things. After being reminded by the king, he looks again, and he soon finds that the row of virtual glowing numbers on the countdown can be rotated. Put it up a bit, and the numbers will automatically flip over, showing several rows of longer text.

Character Name: Ye Wei

Species: Satanic leaf-tailed gecko

Sex: male

Skills: Stealth (duration 120 seconds, cooldown 360 seconds), petrification (the target will be petrified when touched, the effect lasts 60 seconds, cooldown 600 seconds);

Xiao Luo forced himself to take a deep breath calmly, thinking about invisibility in his heart, and a countdown to the duration of invisibility appeared in the lower right corner of his line of sight. He didn't dare to waste too much time, and immediately manipulated the computer in front of him to sneak into the surveillance system of the nursing home, tampering with some data.

[Little orange cat, where are you? 】

[The keyboard is moving! 】

[Wow, that's amazing!You can still hide...]

Once he entered his professional field, Xiao Luo's attention began to be highly concentrated, completely forgetting himself, so as not to be knocked back to his original form when the 5-minute time limit was up later, he quickly exchanged three transformation cards to superimpose the time limit.

Here, the keyboard was tapping, and because of the invisibility, the three pets around were so amazed that they forgot what they were doing, and all looked at the scene of the "supernatural event".

Until the invisibility effect ended, the appearance of the little loli gradually appeared, and the three were still watching the scene of the big transformation into a living person with great interest, and refused to return to their positions.

After spending less than 2 minutes fixing the surveillance system, Xiao Luo began to track down the traces of the trolls who spread Su Chen's scandal on the Internet...

The macaw, who originally said that he was going to form a team to hack, stared at a pair of small mung bean eyes and wanted to paste it on the computer screen, so that he could understand what was going on with those dazzling codes.

"I can delete news posts on the Internet now, but after they are deleted, they should continue to publish, so I set some keywords, as long as these words are mentioned, the network segment they are in will be paralyzed , the computer used will also be attacked, infinite restart..."

Xiao Luo didn't stop moving his hands, worried that Wu Huan and the others wouldn't understand, so he gave a rough explanation.

"Papapa--powerful!" The macaw was the first to flap its wings and applauded.

Wu Huan and Xiao Huang also boasted vigorously, making Xiao Luo feel a little embarrassed: "Wu Huan, the clues I found here are in line with your previous guesses, and the buying army is spreading Su Chen's black material." Wei Yuan, and I also collected some of his black history, and when the time is right, we will reveal it.”

【ah!I'm going back to find Chenchen, he told Director Li just now that he wanted Wei Yuan to join the team, and he should still be talking about it right now...] Wu Huan suddenly lost the mood to play games.