My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

"Dream Lover" is a niche literary film. It tells the story of an autistic teenager who meets a warm-hearted uncle with long legs.It's a straight-forward story that expresses beauty and heart-warming to the fullest. It's not revealed until the end of the story that Daddy-Long-Legs is just a fictitious character in a boy's dream from beginning to end.

After taking a mouthful of candy, I finally found that there was a lot of glass slag in it.

The poop shoveler, who was not short of money, booked a midnight show, and sat in the empty theater with his little orange cat: "Looking at the reviews on the Internet, it seems to be pretty good."

"Meow!" As long as you are happy, rich and willful.

Xiao Luo held the feeding bottle with both front paws, and sat quietly on the lap of the excrement shovel officer.

After dinner, Ling Su didn't mention what happened during the day, and he seemed to have returned to normal. After fiddling with his mobile phone for a while, he made a call, and then played a few rounds of League of Legends with the little orange cat. It was just... ... Playing around!

Xiao Luo originally thought that the system had quietly restored the shit shovel officer's memory, but now it seems that this is not the case.

Sad.

"Beep beep——" Qiuqiu's new message sounded.

Macaw-Coco: Ouch, I'm going!Little orange cat, what did you do to your shit shoveler?Why did the charm value rise so much all of a sudden!

Xiao Luo belatedly glanced at his ball account balance: popularity value +101, charm value +21110, love value +18250;

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Because his mood had been relatively low before, he didn't have time to pay attention to these at all, and his charm value increased by more than 4 all of a sudden!And the value of love is also a bit abnormal...

Nervously, Xiao Luo opened up the detailed list and saw that there were more than a dozen records, corresponding to each other. The data was correct. The key to the skyrocketing charm value was that he had the cheek to almost push the shit-shoveling officer, and the love value also increased by more than 1000 points. The reason is because he killed two monsters, one "Ding Shengyue" added 100 love points, and the little scavenger monster who was later burned with fox fire only had more than [-] points.

and so--

Xiao Luo raised his head in a daze, recalling the situation when he just summoned the ball system: Popularity value -999, Charm value -999, Love value +1111, now think about it carefully, Master put his soul into Xiaoju who just died Did the cat just use up the items exchanged in the mall?

That's why his popularity and charisma are negative, because he's in debt.

The love value is likely to be related to his assistance in handling AX's case, and the suspects targeted by the Special Affairs Department of the National Security Bureau may be...monsters.

Xiao Luo, who faintly felt as if he had peeked into the tip of the iceberg, said: There is a lot of pressure.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, give me some charm points! How about 10:1 exchange?How about it?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How much do you want to change?

Macaw-Coco: 2000!Too much is useless, anyway, just to buy something to eat.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: OK.

Xiao Luo silently glanced at Uncle Keke's charisma balance, which was displayed as 0, and took the initiative to donate the charisma to the other party first. After Keke received it in seconds, he gave him 20000 popularity points.

In the blink of an eye, Mr. Ke Ke's 2000 balance returned to zero again, and he sent a sentence with special emotion.

Macaw-Cocoa: millet, walnuts are delicious!The more you eat, the smarter you become, ahahaha!

Xiao Luojiong, foodies can't afford to hurt you.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, while you have a lot of food in stock, hurry up and buy more food!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ling Su has prepared food for me.

Macaw-Coco: That's different, the millet and walnuts bought in the mall will make you smarter!Look at you stupid...

Xiao Luo was silent, as a human being, he was disgusted by a bird.

Macaw-Coco: Ah, I seem to be wrong. You are different from my species. Eating millet and walnuts may not be helpful. You have to study it yourself.

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Xiao Luo resolutely researched it, and found that there were no millet or walnuts in his consumables. Just like what Coco said, because the varieties are different, the products supplied by the system cannot be the same. He searched carefully, and finally Stopped on the cultivation pill.

[Cultivation pill] can be used for psychic cultivation to improve spiritual power.Price: 10000 Popularity Points + 1000 Charm Points.

Things that used to be too expensive for him to afford can finally be exchanged for a look.

However, before pressing the confirmation button, Xiao Luo obviously hesitated: Ling Su seems to be very unlucky recently, he should change him for a talisman first, when King Su almost stepped into the gate of hell with his breath before, it was because of the talisman It was only then that he survived smoothly.

The amulet produced by Qiuqiu Mall seems to have the function of invisibility, so don't worry about his shit-shoveling officer finding out and asking him.

While thinking about it, Xiao Luo raised his head to observe Ling Su's expression, and found——

His shit shovel officer fell asleep.

Ling Su, who had reserved the room to watch the midnight movie, unexpectedly fell asleep.

Xiao Luo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then he thought about his shit-shoveling officer's routine, and he would definitely go to bed before eleven o'clock, and it was already almost a little by now, so it was understandable for him to fall asleep.

Do you want to spend 9999 popularity points + 9999 charm points to exchange for an amulet?

confirm.

Xiao Luo cautiously looked around, and was extremely thankful that there was only one camera installed in the cinema hall. Because Ling Su considered that the little orange cat could not be found, he happened not to be sitting in the best viewing position, and happened to be in a dead corner of surveillance.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo lightly licked the back of Shit Shovel Officer's hand.

Ling Su slept soundly and didn't respond.

Xiao Luo hesitated for a while, estimated the time, and estimated that there should be no accidents within 5 minutes, so——

The little orange cat turned into a living person, and it was staged so openly.

It would be a lie to say that he was not nervous, Xiao Luo couldn't hold back even though he knew he was putting himself in danger.

Carefully fastening the amulet on Shit Shovel Officer's left wrist, and witnessing the disappearance of the red string, Xiao Luo felt a little more at ease, at least he didn't have to worry that Ling Su would be bullied by little monsters in places he couldn't see.

"Ling Su?" Xiao Luo called out tentatively, and the long breathing of the excrement officer answered him.

If you don't do anything, just do it and wait for the transformation time limit to zero, which is obviously not Xiao Luo's style, especially after you have tasted the sweetness, even a few sneaky kisses can earn you a small [-] charm points.

Do you still hesitate for such a good thing that does not cost any cost?

Without hesitation, Xiao Luo calculated the time, and under the premise of ensuring that he would not be photographed by the camera, he quietly stood up from his seat and moved to the back of Ling Su's seat.

Don't wake up at this time!Xiao Luo prayed silently, his restless hand had already touched the cheek of the excrement shoveler, and he rubbed it for a while, he was determined not to be satisfied, stretched his neck nervously, and was about to lean forward to kiss him secretly, when suddenly ——

Ling Su opened his eyes.

Xiao Luo was so frightened that his hairs stood on end.

Eyes wide open, the two stared at each other silently for more than ten seconds. Ling Su stood up suspiciously and looked at the young man standing behind him. There was no one else in the theater except them.

"Little Luo?"

"what."

Xiao Luo already wanted to die, and he had calculated thousands of times, but he never thought that Ling Su would be woken up by him halfway through. If he had known earlier, he would not have made any unnecessary moves!

Ah bah bah bah!Is now the time to count on this?

"Why are you here?" Ling Su was shocked. After Lu Bin told him that there was no such person in the W investigation, and after he guessed that Xiao Luo was probably just his own imagination, the young man appeared.

"I..." How could he explain this?

Because you look sad, I wanted to come to comfort you, but I was afraid that you would find out my identity, so I just planned to come secretly and leave quietly, but you are lucky, and you just woke up at this time!

Xiao Luo's only thing to be thankful for is that his shit-shoveling officer's attention was still on him, and he didn't realize that the chubby guy who was lying on his lap was gone, otherwise, he really didn't know how to smooth things over.

#Being caught by my boyfriend on the spot is an indescribably embarrassing scene, he may be about to discover my little secret, what should I do? #

The answer: Needless to say, kiss him!

Ling Su finally realized that there seemed to be something missing, and was about to turn around to look for Xiaopang, but the young man rushed up and hugged him forcefully, the wall thumped!

"Xiao Luo, have you seen..." My cat.

Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Luo stood on tiptoe and kissed him. Once he was acquainted with each other, he got used to kissing and kissing. In less than a minute, the two people exchanged positions.

The progress of "Unreachable Lover" is 90%. In the movie screen, the protagonist boy is standing on tiptoe in the studio and kissing his long-legged uncle.

In the corner of the empty auditorium, Xiao Luo was kissed by his shit-shoveling officer in the corner until his whole body went limp...

If time can be frozen here, he hopes that the next minute will never come.

However, the reality is cruel, and there are less than 2 minutes left in the countdown to the transformation.

"Ling Su, what I'm going to say next is very important, you must remember it." Panting, Xiao Luo hugged Shi Shovel Officer, forcing himself to calm down and clean up the mess.

"Xiao Luo, tell me." Ling Su groaned for a moment, then suppressed the countless questions in his heart.

"Don't come to me, don't investigate my identity, don't ask why. Most importantly, you are not allowed to like other people."

"You are really domineering." Ling Su touched the boy's head and sighed.

Of course Xiao Luo knew how excessive and unreasonable his request was, but——

"After twelve o'clock, Cinderella's magic will disappear. If you insist on finding me, I will disappear too."

"Xiao Luo?" Ling Su was completely confused.

"Now, it's time for you to go back to your seat. Don't worry, I will always be by your side." Xiao Luo hugged Shit Shovel Officer for the last time, and was extremely grateful that the skill bar lighted up very considerately at this time.

【Stealth】

Ling Su watched helplessly as the boy's figure disappeared in front of him, as if he had never appeared before. He pursed his lips, stood where he was, and remained silent for a few seconds, then took out his mobile phone and called the elder brother of the Ling family.

"Ling Xiaosu, it's one o'clock in the middle of the night. If you don't have something urgent to disturb my sleep, believe it or not, I'll quit tomorrow and let grandpa catch you back?"

"Brother, do you have the contact information of Master Qingfeng?"

Ling Yan woke up instantly: "What happened, Xiao Su?"

I suspect I'm in love with a... ghost?monster?Ling Su was at a loss for words, and then thought about the young man's advice not to look for him, and finally swallowed back what he was going to say silently.

"Oh, it's nothing. You go to sleep."

"Ling Xiaosu! You—" The eldest brother of the Ling family had nowhere to vent his anger, and the phone had already been hung up.

Ling Su stuffed the phone back, turned to look at the big screen, the movie was in the final stage of revealing the secret, the narration of the boy's attending doctor revealed that the boy has been troubled by autism, and Daddy-Long-Legs is just the protagonist's imagination.

"Fantasy?" Ling Su murmured, walking back to his original position, seeing the little orange cat staring at him intently while holding a feeding bottle, suddenly, he remembered the divination given to him by Daoist Qingfeng.

[You are destined to be 22 years old this year, the fierce face will appear, and the key to resolve it lies in a cat. 】

Before the boy disappeared, he said: Don't worry, I will always guard by your side.Don't come to me, don't ask why.

"Little Fatty." Ling Su spoke with difficulty.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo responded nervously, looking at the expression of his shit-shoveling officer, he must have discovered something, right?Don't say it out loud!Don't ask!

As if hearing his inner calling, Ling Su bent down and picked up the little orange cat, saying, "Go home and sleep."

"Meow!"

Xiao Luo secretly breathed a sigh of relief, carefully glanced at the ball system hanging in front of him, and exchanged it for a cultivation pill under the control of his consciousness. If one day, when he becomes strong enough, can he no longer What about system-dependent advantages?