My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

5000 million is not a small amount, the most important thing is, is it really just for money that the other party sent these photos?

Ling Su took the photos, flipped through them one by one carefully, and had to admit: the photos really didn't look like composites, even after seeing it himself, he couldn't help but wonder if he went out while sleepwalking. Take four"?

"Did you call the police?" Ling Su asked.

"Not yet." Ling Yan shook his head. The matter is of great importance. Once these photos are released, there will be many people who fish in troubled waters, fall into the rocks, and the people who are misled by public opinion.

Grandpa Ling thought of Ling Su's life experience, Qingfeng Daoist's hexagram, and couldn't help sighing. Just because he was a close relative, he believed that Ling Su was innocent, but outsiders didn't.

"The other party asks for 5000 million, otherwise it will be reported in the newspaper, so don't worry about it for the time being." With the strength of the Ling family and Ling Su's current status, regular media websites will not casually report these non-existent news.

"Grandpa, I don't think this is an ordinary extortion case. Is there a way for you to contact the staff of the Special Affairs Department of the National Security Bureau?" Ling Su put the photo back on the table. The person in the photo is not him, but he looks like It is exactly the same as him, obviously the other party has the ability to disguise his appearance, whether it is plastic surgery or other special means, it is temporarily impossible to figure out, but I am afraid that they have no way to solve this matter on their own.

Grandpa Ling was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized: "I'll make a phone call."

After Xiao Luo heard this, he also had a vague idea in his mind: Was it the monster who pretended to be his family's shit-shoveling officer and took the photo, and came back to blackmail the Ling family?

If Grandpa Ling didn't trust Ling Su enough, at this moment, even if his shit-shoveling officer jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to clean up, so he could only let the other party frame him.

The more Xiao Luo thought about it, the more angry he became, and decided to seek foreign aid.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!Hammer and cry.jpg

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg, who bullied you?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: There are monsters pretending to be my Xiao Su and took a lot of pornographic photos!Maliciously alienating Xiao Su's relationship with his family, plotting against the law, I suspect this is a premeditated serial murder!

Your Majesty: I suspect you haven't taken your medicine.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, how could you treat me like this!

Your Majesty: I let you take the cultivation pill, have you taken it?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I ate one, but I got fatter!Then I didn't eat it.

Xiao Luo was quite embarrassed, after taking one cultivation pill, he gained a lot of weight, and when he got home, he secretly weighed it, and he gained more than half a catty!Then, he didn't dare to eat indiscriminately.With sufficient balance, he exchanged two amulets for Ling Su and himself respectively.

Your Majesty: Is that because you didn't consume it, you slept after eating?Being carried around every day, or lying in front of the computer to play games, needless to say, I can guess what you are doing every day, so it's no wonder you don't become fat like a pig.

I have a go!Xiao Luo was shocked, the tone of the king felt like a master.

King: Sooner or later, you will return to your own body. At that time, there will be no system, and you will only be able to return to being an ordinary person, unless——

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Unless I take a lot of cultivation pills?

King: Yes.You are different from those little guys in the harem, you have to remember to make good use of your strengths and give full play to your strengths.Well, I won't tell you, a little monster, you can definitely handle it yourself, I'm busy here.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, where are you?

Your Majesty: [Photo] [Photo] Kunlun Mountain, look for that damn bug.

Xiao Luo was confused, bug?Isn't it a big monster?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty has worked hard, Your Majesty is mighty and domineering, Your Majesty is awesome!

King: Kneel down, you sycophant.

Xiao Luo smiled like a fool, a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: Why is the king so similar to the master?This taunting tone, even the habit of speaking when impatient is exactly the same.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master, send a red envelope!

The king didn't reply.

Xiao Luo thought for a while, maybe he made a mistake, after all, he saw the king and master on the same screen with his own eyes!

Well, he also saw Ling Su's pornographic photos with his own eyes, but the person in the photos was not his shit-shoveling officer.

and so--

It is also possible that Daoist Qingfeng is not his master!

Xiao Luo decided to find an opportunity to test it out later.

"They can arrive at night." Grandpa Ling came back after making the phone call, and at the same time looked at Ling Su with a serious expression, and asked, "Xiao Su, there is something, please tell me honestly: Do you have someone you like? gone?"

When Grandpa Ling saw the first photo, his first reaction was that Xiao Su finally got the hang of it and knew that he was in a relationship. As soon as he came, he knew that he might have misunderstood, and at the same time, he was vaguely looking forward to getting an affirmative answer.

Ling Su hugged the little orange cat, smiling, and said calmly, "Don't worry, grandpa, when I find him, I will take him back to see you."

When the elder brother of the Ling family heard this, his brows twitched slightly, but he didn't say anything.

Grandpa Ling obviously misunderstood, and nodded with regret on his face: "Xiao Su, you have to work harder, look at your eldest brother, even your son can be soy sauce!"

Ling Tianci's little friend can not only play soy sauce, but can even play League of Legends.Xiao Luo silently added something from the bottom of his heart, thinking about what the king said, he instantly felt that he could be alone, and that one man should be the one who is in charge of everything!Don't worry about any monsters coming, just tear it up with your hands!

It's pretty nice to think about it.

But the problem is that this monster is hiding very deeply now, and it doesn't show up at all. I can only pray that the people from the Special Affairs Department of the National Security Bureau will be more helpful!

Having said that, will AX come?Xiao Luo couldn't help but think, in the past two years, he has cooperated with AX many times, but he has never seen each other's real faces, even if they did meet, they probably wouldn't be able to recognize each other, right?

"Grandpa, put these photos away first, and we'll talk about them after the people from the National Security Bureau arrive. My brother and I will adjust the surveillance outside to see if there are any clues." The anonymous letter was sent directly to their home mailbox. In theory, there will be more or less traces left.

"Go." Grandpa Ling nodded slightly, looking at the little orange cat quietly and obediently in Ling Su's arms, he couldn't help reaching out and touching the seeds on Xiaopang's head, "Xiaopang grows up pretty fast."

Xiao Luo pretended not to understand, meowed cheerfully, and wept silently in his heart: Everyone could see that he was fat, only he realized it later!No, he can't slack off anymore, he must work hard...to lose weight?Oh no, practice!

"Xiao Su, I checked the surveillance side before, and I didn't see anyone suspicious. These two letters seem to have appeared in the mailbox out of thin air."

"Simply put, it's a supernatural event." Ling Su concluded, "Brother, do you still remember the car accident I called and asked you to help me investigate?"

"remember."

"From then on, I knew that this year, I would have a very thrilling life."

"Everything will be fine." Ling Yan is not good at comforting others, his eyes fell on the ignorant little orange cat, and he secretly prayed that Xiaopang would really help Xiao Su to get through this smoothly as Taoist Master Qingfeng said. one year.

"It will be fine." Ling Su whispered, kissing Xiaopang's head.

Xiao Luo was agitated, raised his head, and attacked the shit shovel officer face to face, and then meowed nonchalantly.

All kinds of shameless.

Going to check the monitoring results, as expected, found nothing.

It also verified their guess once again: this is a supernatural case triggered by an unknown force. The enemy is hiding in the dark, quite cunning, and his identity is unpredictable.

"Xiao Su, Ling Xuan is here, do you want to meet him?" Ling Yan answered the phone and asked Ling Su who was playing with cats. The younger brother who didn't know how to respect the "elder" directly blocked his hand.

Ling Xuan was a sick child when he was a child, he was thin and fair, and the fortune teller said that the child's destiny should be a girl, but he was born a man, and it would be easier to raise a girl when he was young, so Ling Xuan Before graduating from elementary school, she had been wearing women's clothes, and followed Ling Su every day, and her elder brother shouted shortly.

In fact, Ling Xuan is three years older than Ling Su.

Later, Ling Xuan's health gradually improved, and he went abroad with Ling Sanshu. He hadn't seen each other for more than ten years, and he had no contact with him. Ling Su only had a vague impression in his memory, knowing that Grandpa's brother Among the first-generation relatives, there is a cousin named Ling Xuan, who likes to wear women's clothing, and has a personality... hard to describe.

After Ling Su went downstairs, Xiao Luo saw the legendary Ling Xuan.

In the living room, apart from Ling's father, Ling's mother, sister-in-law Yu Wan, and little nephew Tuantuan, there was only one stranger, who was quite recognizable.

He is just over 1.8 meters tall, with a slender figure, typical wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, but has a head of raven-colored wavy hair that is as smooth as satin. He wears beige slacks with a white T-shirt, and a pair of pink slippers on his feet. At first glance, it feels quite homely.

With his back to them, he was standing on the phone, and his voice was quite recognizable. Xiao Luo racked his brains to come up with only one word to describe it: enchanting.

A completely different style from his shit-shoveling officer.

"In the short term, I plan to stay in China. Dad, don't worry, I won't mess around. Well, you should also pay attention to your health. Okay, goodbye."

After Ling Xuan made the phone call, he turned around, looked at Ling Su, and smiled, "Xiao Su, long time no see."

"Long time no see." In comparison, Ling Su's attitude was a little cold.

"This cat is so cute, can you give me a hug?" Ling Xuan stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, stepped on his slippers, and quickly walked up to Ling Su. Before anyone could answer, he reached out to hug the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo subconsciously shuddered: This big brother is so familiar.

"No." Ling Su turned around without giving any face, and successfully stopped the opponent's "salty pig's hand".

"Hi, hello, I heard that your name is Xiaopang. I'm Ling Xuan. It's the first time we meet. Please give me your advice." Ling Xuan was not discouraged at all when he was stopped, and continued to greet the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo stared at him curiously, sized him up for a moment, found nothing amiss, then meowed softly.

"Little fat, let brother hug you, okay?"

"Not good." Ling Su glanced at him in disgust, he would rather let Xiaopang play with Tuantuan than let Ling Xuan touch him.

"Little Fatty! I've watched your live broadcast, you're amazing! Let's play Fruit Lianliankan together?" Tuantuan was originally playing word games next to Mama, but when he saw the little orange cat, he immediately ran over.

For the only little nephew, Ling Su was quite polite, instead of chasing him away directly, he asked Xiao Luo instead: "Go play with Tuantuan for a while?"

"Meow!" Although Xiao Luo didn't understand why his shit-shoveling officer rejected Ling Xuan so much, it was still possible to play with his little nephew. Ling Tianci's little friend was soft and sensible, very cute.

"Ling Xiaosu, you're going too far!" Ling Xuan crossed his arms and protested all over his face.

Ling Su said lightly: "Your hands are poisonous. None of the pets and plants that my brother raised when he was a child can survive after being touched by you." The other party was completely speechless.

Originally, Xiao Luo was dual-purpose, eavesdropping with his ears pricked up, and when he heard Ling Su's words, he suddenly had an epiphany: From this point of view, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister"'s hands are really poisonous!

Although Ling Su disliked Ling Xuan and refused to let Ling Xuan touch his chubby, after the two of them sat down, the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

"When are you going to go back?"

"I won't go back for the time being. I'm going to go back to China for development. Ling Xiaosu, you don't have to look at me so surprised."

"Third Uncle is abroad alone..."

"My dad recently made a new girlfriend, who is quite nice, so I don't need to worry about him."

"..."

"Ling Xiaosu, don't worry, although I always liked to steal your things when I was young, but now that we've grown up, I won't do such immoral things again."

"Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"The fact is, a few days ago, my dad found an expert for me to make a fortune, saying that my destined person appeared in Z City, um, and then I came back. Surprise?"

"I sympathize with your destined person."

Xiao Luo eavesdropped for a long time, and decided to cross out the word harmony.