My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo sent a message to the king, but he never replied.

After the ball system is loaded, if you log out of your account, you will not be able to receive messages at the first time. This setting is the same as QQ, so most of the time, Xiao Luoning can let the virtual system hang on his head, and he doesn't have to worry about other things anyway. People will see it without missing important news.

The head of the king is gray, Xiao Luo is a little worried, is it because the king accidentally dived into the deep sea below 200 meters?

The signal is too bad, so the internet is disconnected.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Have you made contact?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No, I will take my family Ling Xiaosu inside first.

After Xiao Luo replied, he hugged the shit shovel officer's arm and meowed, then pointed to the bucket on the nail plate, and licked his tongue vividly.

"Are you hungry?" Ling Su suddenly realized, holding the little orange cat in one hand, and picked up the bucket in the other hand, turned to Ling Xuan, "Ling Xiaoxuan, I'll bring a bucket in first, you can continue."

"Let's go, don't disturb my pleasure!" Ling Xuan waved his hands impatiently.

Xiao Luo silently praised Ling Xuan's flamboyant "Miss Sister".

"Little Fatty, don't worry. I'll boil a pot of water first and make milk powder for you. The fish must be processed before you can eat it." Looking at the little orange cat around the bucket, staring at the school of fish, Ling Su couldn't help wondering, if he didn't stop Xiaopang, would he just pounce on him and eat sashimi?

The little orange cat raised its head, meowed obediently, and was thinking about coaxing Ling Su to go to sleep first, when he suddenly found that Luo Yiyu was sneaking behind his shit-shoveling officer!

Luo Yi made a shush gesture to the little orange cat, and then blew on the back of Ling Su's head. Xiao Luo's hair stood on end alertly, and rushed between the two, only to hear the sound of Ling Su falling to the ground. .

"Meow!" Spider spirit, what did you do to my Ling Xiaosu!

"Oh, what a vicious little cat, don't worry, just let him sleep peacefully first." Luo Yi stretched out his hand to poke the little orange cat's ear, but Xiao Luo dodged it nimbly.

"Meow?" Who instructed you?

"Little cat, stay here, don't run around, the big monster will eat people when it comes out!" Luo Yi said, suddenly made a face, and giggled, "You are from LOLO Pet House, right? It's been a long time Seeing such a hopeful little thing like you, I miss you so much..."

Xiao Luo quickly ran to the side of Ling Su's head, licked Shit Shovel Officer's cheek, and found that he was just asleep, and he was sleeping a little, there was no other condition for the time being, so he was slightly relieved.

And Roy has already turned around and walked towards the deck, muttering in his mouth as he walked: "It's really unlucky today. I ran into a sea monster as soon as I went out to sea. Let's see if I don't cramp and roast you all!"

Kraken, do you mean monsters in the sea?

Xiao Luo was worried about Ling Su, so he quietly stayed by the shit-shoveling officer of his house, and didn't go anywhere.

Thinking about it carefully, he felt that he was sorry for Ling Xiaosu, because he couldn't lose the super cheat of the ball system for the time being, so he could only hide his real identity from the shit shovel officer, in order to prevent the other party from witnessing the scene of him turning into a living person, He could only make Ling Su fall into a coma again and again... What should I do if I suddenly feel that I am a fool?

"Bang!" It seemed that something hit the yacht, and the things in the kitchenette fell to the ground with a clang.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Xiao Luo quickly exchanged for a directional transformation card, changed back to human form, and helped the unconscious Ling Su to avoid in a safe corner.

"Bang!" Another note.

The yacht almost capsized, and after shaking for a while, it barely stabilized.

Xiao Luo looked outside in amazement, at some point, a large group of squids had already climbed up on the deck, densely packed and glowing with black air.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, quickly take Ling Xiaosu to the lifeboat first, and leave immediately!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Is the situation serious?

Xiao Luo quickly found the position of the lifeboat, he couldn't care about anything else at this time, he hugged Ling Su up to his shoulders and rushed out, but there was a big difference in body size between the two of them, and it was very difficult for him to take every step.

Ling Xuan: It's more serious than expected. Of course, if it's on land, the offal is not enough for me to burn.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Miss Ling Xuan, stop making trouble, quickly change back to the original, and roast all these squids!

While walking towards the destination, Xiao Luo kicked away the squid that was waving its feet and spraying ink at him.

Ling Xuan: The squid is cooked, and our yacht is almost scrapped.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: At least you set up a barrier to block these things?

Ling Xuan: This thing can eat enchantments, it can't be stopped, my little ancestor, do you think I'm so stupid?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Are these squid spirits?Are there any weaknesses?

Ling Xuan: Afraid of fire.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I understand.

Xiao Luo threw the fox fire all the way, and the squid spirits hit were burned to ashes one after another, but there are still more numbers coming up continuously!

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, I'm so mad, I can't finish killing you no matter what! Master Suzaku, why did you say that you were doing well before, but when you show up, these squid spirits have rebelled!" Sister Luo Yi has already It has changed back to its original form, and it is a rather huge spider essence. After the spider spins silk to roll up the squid essence, it actively secretes venom and melts it away. The speed of destroying the enemy is not slower than that of Xiao Luo, but the number of enemies is too large to be seen at all. !

Xiao Luo began to rejoice that his excrement shovel officer was unconscious at the moment, otherwise, seeing this scene would probably make him sick for quite a while.

"I will never eat squid again." Xiao Luo murmured in a low voice. Seeing that the countdown to transformation was about to reach zero, he immediately added another 10 minutes, and finally arrived at the lifeboat.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Cover me, I will take Ling Su out of here, and then you can set fire to the boat as much as you want, Master Suzaku!

Ling Xuan: ...

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Although I thought you should be a Phoenix.But it seems that there is not much difference between the two, they are both birds.

Ling Xuan: Fatty, you should hurry up and look behind you.

Xiao Luo looked back and almost vomited blood, what a big octopus!One eye alone is the size of this lifeboat!The evil spirit is too strong, not only the eyes are hot, but the nose is also hot!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: SOS!What should I do, Miss Ling Xuan?

Ling Xuan: It seems that we can only be prepared to lose money. I will change back to the original, and you all sit on it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Won't it be burned into a ball of ashes?

Ling Xuan: If you are afraid, you don't have to come up.

Xiao Luo said that he was afraid of death, but it was better to be burned to death than to be eaten by a big octopus.

Ling Xuan turned into a prototype, and a red flame bird descended from the sky, throwing Xiao Luo, Ling Su and Luo Yi, who had turned back into a human form, onto his back.

For a moment, Xiao Luo really thought that he would be burned to ashes, and the hot touch almost melted him. He turned his head to look at Sister Luo Yiyu, and found that the other party's face was not very good-looking, so he felt relieved. : Discomfort is a normal reaction.

But judging by Ling Su's appearance, he didn't seem to be affected in any way.

Xiao Luo touched the shit-shoveling officer's forehead, found nothing unusual, and still hugged him worriedly.

After Suzaku flew into the air, instead of attacking the yacht occupied by the squid spirit, he swooped down directly towards the rising octopus spirit, and a raging fire covered the sky and covered the sky, burning the clouds in the sky red.

The octopus spirit is very large, and immediately dives into the water after being attacked, and the sponge instantly calms down.

This is the end?Xiao Luo was startled, but soon, a thick tentacle rushed out of the water and slammed towards Suzaku!

Suzaku dodged lightly and successfully avoided the sneak attack.

The tentacles failed in one blow, and immediately lurked. After a few seconds, seven or eight tentacles attacked at the same time!

The scene was quite shocking, the salty sea water was mixed with a smell of ink, splashed on Suzaku, Xiao Luo clearly felt Ling Xuan's body tremble, some places where the clusters of flames were burning were instantly extinguished, and then burned again.

Is there a problem with this sea water?Oh no, the body fluids sprayed out by the octopus essence are poisonous!

Suzaku nimbly dodges the sneak attack, sees the opportunity to blow fire, and destroys the seven tentacles of the octopus spirit, but the opponent is too cunning, the main body has been hiding under the water, and the tentacles can be born quickly after they are broken!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Where can I help?

Ling Xuan: Contact your master for help.

Just as Xiao Luo responded, he suddenly heard a resounding roar of the tiger, and the octopus spirit obviously heard it too. The tentacles that surfaced froze for a moment, and retracted them all.

It is ready to escape!

"It's the king who's back!" Roy exclaimed in surprise.

Xiao Luo was a little confused, the king is...a tiger?He should have heard the sound just now.

A tiger with first-class hacking skills, a tiger who is not afraid of water, a tiger who likes racing cars, a tiger who drives a "harem" everywhere...

Xiao Luojiong: Is that really my master?

After the roar of the tiger, a large cloud of thick black ink floated on the sea surface, Xiao Luo immediately used his gaze skill to look down, and only vaguely saw the blurred image of the octopus being split in two.

The squid spirits on the yacht suddenly lost their backbone, and they were immediately defeated and retreated one after another!

In just 5 minutes, the yacht returned to its original appearance.

Suzaku hovered in the air and called out to the sea. After the jet black quickly dissipated, the king's iconic baby face emerged from the water.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Sit tight, I'm about to land!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master is amazing!Whoa whoa whoa!

Ling Xuan: I am stronger than him, Fatty.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Whoops!

Ling Xuan: I am good at air combat and land combat, and water combat is my weakness.

The other party is still explaining seriously.

Xiao Luo has already gone to flatter the king.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty is mighty!The king is invincible and handsome!Dawang Dawang, I love you like a mouse loves rice!

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg

After returning to the yacht, Ms. Roy ran to mop the floor and tidy up the deck in a doggy manner.

Xiao Luo turned back to his original form because the time limit for his transformation was zero, and then——

A super giant inner alchemy was stuffed by the king.

"The inner alchemy of the octopus essence just now." The king explained with a calm expression.

The little orange cat excitedly hugged the Neidan, which was the same size as his head, feeling a little worried.

"Oh, it's so big, chubby, you can lick and eat it slowly." Ling Xuan smiled gloatingly.

Xiao Luo: ...