My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

"When we went out, we took the cat with us. When we went back, the cat was gone and there was someone else. Ling Xiaosu, are you going to tell grandpa and them: this classmate Xiao Luo is Xiaopang, but he is actually a cat demon! Your boyfriend, um, is that so?" Ling Xuan stepped on the gas pedal, with an exaggerated tone and a weird expression, "You haven't come out publicly yet, have you? Even if your brother and your mother can accept your sexual orientation, you Think they can accept a cat demon to occupy the most important position around you?"

Human beings and monsters have different paths. Human beings have a short life of dozens of years, but monsters are different.

Furthermore, human beings instinctively resist unknown dangers.The premise of all kinds of friendliness towards the little orange cat in the Ling family is: Xiaopang is just a pure and harmless kitten, not... a demon.

Xiao Luo naturally understood this truth, so he didn't refute Ling Xuan's words, even if what he said was a bit exaggerated.

"Xiao Luo is not a demon." Ling Su corrected solemnly, "Even if it is a demon, I never cared."

Ling Xuan was at a loss for words, but he wanted to say: You don't care, but what about your family?This is not about you alone, Ling Xiaosu!But think about it or forget it, the topic is too heavy.

"I'm just an ordinary person now." Xiao Luo suddenly realized that he didn't need to dig into any corners. This body was his own, and it was born by his mother in ten months of pregnancy. There was no need to lie about this, let alone——

"When I was in Renze Nursing Home, Dr. Hu gave me a full-body examination." Xiao Luo remembered that the other party had brought out some special instruments, which were used to identify monsters.When Ling Su was framed by pornographic photos, he specially invited people from the Special Affairs Office to help. He happened to have seen the equipment that Fu Lisheng and He Yu used to help solve the case.

Xiao Luo guessed: Hu Li didn't say much until the end, obviously, the instrument couldn't detect the abnormality on his body.

When using the staring skill to see through the real bodies of the group of little lolis, Hu Li didn't notice either, that is to say: he can freely use the activated skills without worrying about revealing his flaws.

Thinking of skills, Xiao Luo was startled suddenly. He remembered that when he finally advanced to 9/9, he had glanced at his personal data. In addition to the skills of survey, purification, gaze, and fortune, there was also a... Transformation ?

Because of the automatic disengagement of the ball system, he couldn't check his skill bar, so he could only slowly explore with his memory.

Does this transformation mean that he can also transform back into a cat?

"Grandpa, let's tell him that Xiaopang is sick. He has just been sent to the pet hospital and will be picked up in a few days. As for Xiaoluo—" Ling Su hesitated, if he leads people directly to Grandpa and Dad Tell them in front of their mother: This is the person I like!On the contrary, it is not good for Xiao Luo.

"Meow!" In the blink of an eye, when no one noticed, the boy suddenly disappeared, and a fluffy little orange cat landed on the back seat.

"Xiao Luo?" Ling Su was startled. Didn't he say that he was fine and returned to his original body, why did he become a cat again?

Xiao Luo was quite happy, he quickly climbed onto Ling Su's lap and lay down on Ling Su's lap, making cheerful grunts, then hugged the wrist of his excrement shovel officer and rubbed: "Meow~" This transformation The skills are really useful!

"Can you control it freely and change back to human form at any time?" Ling Su quickly calmed down. Seeing the little orange cat's reaction, it was obvious that things were still under control.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo nodded, there is no restriction on the countdown of transformation, which is actually very convenient, and the most important thing is: now you don't need to worry about being exposed.

"Then are you planning to go back like this, or?" Ling Su actually hoped that he could bring the boy to the front of his family in an open and honest manner, but he cared more about Xiao Luo's attitude.

Xiao Luo pondered for a while, then raised his short legs and shook them, indicating that it is better to use the form of a cat.

"Okay." Ling Su smiled lightly and held the cat's paw.

Tut tut.Ling Xuan glanced at the two bastards who were always in love from the rearview mirror, looked forward intently, and silently breathed a sigh of relief, at least he didn't have to worry about revealing things for the time being.

Xiao Luo happily rolled on Ling Su's lap, thinking about transformation in his heart, and then——

The little orange cat turned back into a human form in a blink of an eye, pressing on the body of his excrement shoveler, and the two immediately hugged each other.

"Hey, be careful in broad daylight." Ling Xuan curled his lips, he was still on the highway anyway, there were cameras everywhere!

"This skill is not bad." Xiao Luo sat back on his seat, and after pretending to say something, he couldn't help but stealthily grab Ling Su's hand, with a bright smile that was more dazzling than the driver's bald head, "Ling Xiaosu , That’s great, even if I report to the school in the future, I can still go to you at night.”

"Yeah." Ling Su couldn't help laughing. From the first time Xiao Luo appeared in front of him, he discovered that this is a simple boy with simple thoughts and direct actions, who is not willing to beat around the bush.

Simple and rude to the point where it almost scares people away, but this is what he does.

"Student Xiao Luo, don't forget that you are still on leave of school. After the National Day is over, hurry up and go through your registration procedures. Also, the mid-term exam will be in one month. You can wish for luck." Ling Xiaoxuan, who had been fed too much dog food, began to retaliate against these two guys of the opposite sex and inhumane.

Xiao Luo raised his head in surprise: "There is still a midterm exam in university?"

"Yes, there are both high math and English exams." Ling Xuan replied with a smile, with a particularly proud expression, "At the end of the semester, all subjects have to be tested. If you fail a subject, you have to take the exam. If you fail the exam, you have to It's been rebuilt."

Xiao Luo quickly turned to Ling Su, and asked with his eyes: Is this really the case?

"Xiao Luo, you can be admitted to W University, but you still need to be afraid of the exam?" Ling Su stretched out his hand and pinched the boy's face. He once entrusted Lu Bin, the chairman of the student union of the School of Computer Science, to look up Xiao Luo's information, but there was no such person until When he discovered that Xiaopang was Xiao Luo, for various reasons, he couldn't ask anything, he could only guess and infer by himself, and once suspected that Xiao Luo was actually a monster, and that the identity of the freshman from W University might be a fake...

It wasn't until now that Ling Su suddenly realized: Xiao Luo didn't lie to him, and that resume was also true.

"That's good luck." Xiao Luo sneered, and he didn't have the nerve to say that it was because he had never experienced campus life since he was a child, so he worked so hard to understand a life that he had never experienced before, "Besides, I haven't attended class for a month. I heard that English is quite difficult."

"It's okay, I'm here. I can teach you." Ling Su's tone was gentle.

Ling Xuan couldn't help shivering: It is said that there are a lot of fools in love, how could someone as smart as Ling Xiaosu believe Xiao Luo's lies?No class for a month, English is very difficult, afraid?Just kidding!People who are not good at English can play computer games so smoothly?Shameless!

Xiao Shameless Luo, who is proficient in English, French, German, and Japanese, is smiling like an Erha at the moment. He and his family Ling Xiaosu get together, as if they have endless whispers, and they were originally dismissed by him. The chatterbox shit-shoveling officer has become very quiet now, listening to the boy's chatter.

Ling Xuan shook his head helplessly, stepped on the accelerator, accelerated, and moved on!

At 04:30 in the afternoon, they returned to Ling's house.

Before getting out of the car, Xiao Luo turned back into a little orange cat, lying obediently in Ling Su's arms, pretending that he was just a pet cat.

"Second Uncle, Uncle Xuan, good afternoon!" Ling Tianci's little friend was next to Grandpa Ling, happily telling the old man the interesting things that happened during the trip. When he saw Ling Su and Ling Xuan coming in side by side, he immediately greeted him excitedly, and then Turning to the little orange cat, he acted happier, "Xiao Pang, I'm back, do you miss me?"

Xiao Luo, who received the most attention, said: Fortunately, there are transformation skills!

"Meow~" The little orange cat responded, and stretched out its paw to touch the little nephew.

Ling Su glanced at the little friend Ling Tianci who was obviously going to snatch the cat from him, and seeing that Xiao Luo didn't resist, he put the little orange cat on the carpet, patted his head: "Go and play. "

"Xiao Pang, let me tell you, I have another pet, a little golden retriever..."

"Meow?" Little nephew, why are you still thinking about games when you go on a trip?

"Brother, why did you come back early?" Ling Su remembered that his brother told him yesterday that he had bought a ticket on the [-]th and would be home by noon.

"Tuantuan had a nightmare last night and was clamoring to go home." Although Ling Yan looked at a serious father, he actually cared about his only son, "I won't take him out next time, I'm too good at it." trouble."

Ling Su nodded seriously: "Why do I think you're showing off?"

"Well, it's just to show off. If you are not convinced, go and have one yourself."

"You know..." Ling Su hesitated to speak, surrogacy is not impossible, but the premise is that if Xiao Luo wants a child, in fact, he personally hopes that his brother and sister-in-law can work harder to have a second child. He adopted a child.

"By the way, what provoked Ling Xuan, why did he shave his head?" Since Grandpa Ling was at the side, Ling Yan deliberately changed the subject.

"I'm broken in love." Ling Su said casually.

Ling Xuan, who was fed dog food all the way, was in an extremely bad mood, turned his head and glared at Ling Su dissatisfied, but said nothing, sitting alone on the sofa "sulking".

In the eyes of others, his reaction proved to be a "broken love", Ling Yan couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic: Xiaoxuan from the third uncle's family is really a poor child, let's treat him better in the future.

Ling Xuan didn't expect that within a short period of time when he secretly tried to contact the king, he would be broken in love. Now Xiao Luo's situation has stabilized, so don't worry that the system will slow down, as long as he doesn't fight against Ming Snake or Fat Yi Flow, should not be a problem, he began to wonder if he should help find the whereabouts of Taoist Master Qingfeng...

However, the king also lost contact.

[Xiao Pang, after dinner, try to track down the location of your master. 】

Ling Xuan's voice appeared in his mind out of thin air, Xiao Luo raised his head abruptly, and turned to face the "demon monk" who was playing with his mobile phone. Obviously, the other party used a special method to directly transmit the voice to him alone.

"Meow." No problem.

After the little orange cat barked, he lowered his head and continued to play games with Tuan Tuan.