My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 96
Xiao Luo turned back into a little orange cat and lay in Ling Su's arms. After waving his paws to say goodbye to Grandpa Ling and the others, he couldn't help becoming nervous: The journey from City Z to Shushan would take at least three hours. If the air killer is sitting in the driver's seat, he always feels that he should first write a will and explain his funeral.
The helicopter was arranged by Ling Su himself, and when Xiao Luo was about to hint at his shit-shoveling officer, he accidentally found someone in the driver's seat.
"We will change to other means of transportation when we reach the foot of Minshan Mountain." Ling Su climbed into the helicopter first, and put on life jackets for Xiao Luo and himself in turn. "It's still early, let's take a nap for a while."
"Meow!" Great, with a professional driver, there is no need to worry about losing your life.
Ling Xuan seemed a little disappointed, put the luggage aside with regret, and began to put on the life jacket.
Xiao Luo glanced at him secretly, secretly feeling: "It's still my Ling Xiaosu who is so powerful, without saying a word, he directly eliminated the possibility of the "demon monk" doing evil.
I closed my eyes and rested my mind all the way. Amidst the rumbling sound of the propellers, the helicopter arrived at the destination at ten o'clock, changed into an off-road vehicle, and continued on the road.
With no outsiders around, the little orange cat got into the back seat, immediately switched back to the prototype, took out the computer and mobile phone from the bag, and started positioning.
"Ling Xiaosu, do you drive, or should I drive?" Ling Xuan threw the luggage bag on the passenger seat and asked pretendingly.
Ling Su smiled indifferently: "The mountain road is not easy to drive, so you should be careful." Then he checked the supplies in the trunk, and after confirming everything from drinking water, food to warm clothes, and tents, he went into the car. Get into the back seat and sit side by side with Xiao Luo.
"Let's change your clothes first." The temperature difference between Z City and Minshan Mountain is quite large, with a sudden drop of nearly [-] degrees, and it will probably be even colder after going up the mountain.
"En." Xiao Luo will finally confirm the coordinates and send them to Ling Xuan's mobile phone, "Ling Xiaoxuan, I have already sent you the final destination location, you can set up the navigation."
"Oh." Ling Xuan thinks that it doesn't need to be so troublesome. He can directly change back to the prototype and drive the two of them there, but it's just a thought. If someone from the Special Affairs Department finds out, it will be troublesome at that time.
After setting up the navigation, he looked back at the two people who had already put on long clothes and trousers, dressed like a couple going out, with a confused look on their faces: "Where are my clothes?"
"I didn't prepare it for you." Ling Su was obviously stunned for a moment, and asked back, "Aren't you a very powerful monster?"
Xiao Luo was also surprised: "Aren't you carrying a bag?" With such a big bag, don't you have any clothes?
The corner of Ling Xuan's mouth twitched suspiciously, and he said to himself: You two stupid mortals, I don't bother to care about you.Then--
Turn on the ignition and step on the gas pedal!
The off-road vehicle rushed out like crazy.
Fortunately, Xiao Luo was prepared, fastened his seat belts, and reminded his family, Ling Xiaosu, so that no accident happened.
"Ling Xiaoxuan, take it easy, don't learn from my master, if the car overturns accidentally, we will have to walk up to Minshan Mountain."
Ling Xuan immediately corrected the mistake: "Student Xiao Luo, who are you fooling, the position on the waterway shows the foot of the mountain, there is no need to go up the mountain."
Ling Su suddenly said: "This car has been specially modified and is very expensive."
"How expensive?" Ling Xuan disapproved, "Ling Xiaosu, you've learned from Xiaopang too, you like fooling around, don't you?"
"No, all the materials of this car are made of the latest and most advanced synthetic element materials, natural and environmentally friendly, wear-resistant, frost-resistant and heat-resistant, the price of one gram starts at five figures, and it has an intelligent unlocking system, the chassis is stable, and the shock resistance is first-class You should have noticed that the terrain here is uneven, and you are fast, but you don’t feel it at all when you are sitting in the car, as if you are on a high speed..." Ling Su continued unhurriedly, "So, I I advise you to be careful, otherwise, you won't be able to afford it."
Ling Xuan: "..."
Xiao Luo tried his best to hold back his laughter. It was amazing that a modified off-road vehicle worth less than one million could be boasted by his family, Ling Xiaosu, as the number one in the world. The most incredible thing was: Ling Xiaoxuan seemed to be bluffed.
Along the way, Ling Xuan finally consciously controlled the speed of the car.
Half an hour later, the off-road vehicle arrived at the coordinates.
The top of Minshan Mountain is faintly covered by snow and glaciers, and the temperature at the foot of the mountain is around [-] degrees. There is a large forest here, with bare trees, and the surface is seriously dry.
"Daoist Qingfeng suddenly had an accident before returning to the Shushan School, and then disappeared." Holding the computer in his arms, Xiao Luo began to call in the [-]D analysis map of this area, "I found the last time he appeared in the monitoring The location is at this point, assuming the Shushan faction is at the top of the mountain, he should have encountered something on the way? Deviated from the original route."
"This place is bare, not even a little demon." Ling Xuan glanced around casually. Maybe the disappearance of Daoist Qingfeng was plotted by Ming Snake?But he didn't think Xiaobai would be tricked, it must be... how stupid!
"Could it be something from a different dimension?" Ling Su's brain was wide open after he knew that Ling Xuan was also a non-human being, and his imagination suddenly became much richer.
"That makes sense." Xiao Luo nodded in agreement, "Let's get in the car first, if there is really an entrance leading to other places..."
"Wait a minute." Ling Xuan suddenly pressed the young man's shoulders, and looked at the bushes with a solemn expression, "Little Fatty, look at those trees and use your gaze to check."
Isn't that just an ordinary tree?Although Xiao Luo was puzzled, he did as he said. Seeing this, he couldn't help being startled: "Is it a dryad?"
He had used his gaze to look around before, and if it was humans, ordinary animals, plants and other creatures that normally existed in the human world, no matter how they looked at them, there would be no change.If it is a demon, you can see the opponent's body.
But just now, he unexpectedly discovered that a large piece of bare trees opened their teeth and claws, and their figures were distorted, revealing a man-eating bloody mouth!
"My master shouldn't be tricked by these things, right?" Xiao Luo had never seen a plant that became a spirit, but right now these things gave him a bad feeling, so he subconsciously walked forward.
"They have no evil spirit." Ling Xuan shook his head slightly, stopped the young man who wanted to go forward, and said to Ling Su, "Look at him, I'll go and have a look."
"Okay. Be careful yourself." Ling Su grabbed Xiao Luo's arm, motioning him to calm down.
Just in case, Ling Xuan simply set up an enchantment around him, then turned into a prototype, and flew over.
Seeing Suzaku's real body for the first time, Ling Su was only a little surprised, and thought to himself: No wonder this guy Ling Xiaoxuan refused to tell him what the prototype was. It turned out to be a bird, probably because he was afraid of embarrassment.
Suzaku rushed into the woods, just sprayed a fire, the flame disappeared suddenly, and even Suzaku's figure disappeared immediately!
"What's going on?" Xiao Luo gasped, opened his eyes wide, and tried his best to find Ling Xuan's figure, but he couldn't even find a bird feather.
"It disappeared out of thin air." Ling Su almost wondered if he was dazzled.
"It's the coordinates again." Xiao Luo pointed at the location on the phone with a serious expression, then turned to look at Ling Su, "Let's drive there."
"Okay." Ling Su nodded and got into the driver's seat.
Xiao Luo sat on the passenger seat and moved Ling Xuan's luggage to the side, only to realize how heavy the bag was. When he opened it, it was all the special equipment he had seen AX use. He couldn't help feeling embarrassed: Yesterday At night, Master Suzaku must be a thief, right?
"Ling Xiaosu, there is a rope inside this bag, do you know what this is for?" After discovering the special engravings on the device, Xiao Luo finally confirmed that these things were indeed "borrowed" by Ling Xuan.
"It's tied to your hands." Ling Su took the rope and demonstrated it. One end clasped his right wrist, and the other end clasped the boy's left hand. "This way, you won't be able to run away."
"That's good, let's wear it first. In case we are also pulled into that mysterious space later, we can still be together." Xiao Luo was not sure what kind of danger they would face later, at least two of them If they were still together, he wouldn't have to worry about his Ling Xiaosu being bullied by monsters.
"Yeah." Ling Su nodded slightly, reached out and rubbed the boy's head, "Ready to go."
"Wait a moment." Xiao Luo leaned forward, leaned in front of his shit-shoveling officer, and said with a smile, "Before we go, let's have a lucky kiss first, shall we?"
"Okay, it's all up to you." Ling Su didn't know what to do with him, took the boy's face in his hands, and kissed him quickly, "Fasten your seat belt, little fat."
"Don't call me chubby!" Xiao Luo protested, and continued while fastening his seat belt, "In view of Ling Xiaosu's obedient performance, I will give you a lucky buff to attract wealth: I wish Ling Su all the best in the next unknown journey, Peace and peace!"
"Daxian, it's time for us to hit the road." Ling Su couldn't help laughing, stepped on the accelerator, and the off-road vehicle rushed towards the direction where Suzaku disappeared!
From day to night, it was only a moment. Xiao Luo sat in the car and looked around in amazement: the deep night, the endless grassland, and a lush umbrella-shaped ancient tree standing alone under the big red moon. As the wind blows, the grass is low, and clusters of white bones appear faintly.
Xiao Luo suddenly took a deep breath: Is this a man-eating tree?
He tried to look at the body of the ancient tree with his gaze, and found that the prototype displayed by the other party was the same as the bare trees outside. The only difference was that the body of this ancient tree was bigger and more terrifying, as if blood was oozing, emitting A silent roar almost rushed towards him.
"Xiao Luo, look over there." Ling Su frowned, "It's Daoist Qingfeng!"
Xiao Luo looked in the direction he was pointing at, and he saw that Daoist Qingfeng who had been missing for several days was wrapped in a bloody film, and the ancient tree was absorbing his vitality!If it is not stopped in time, the Taoist priest's final fate may be the same as the bones in the grass...
"Ling Xiaosu, don't panic, let's go around and see where my master and Ling Xuan are, and then try to save people."
The helicopter was arranged by Ling Su himself, and when Xiao Luo was about to hint at his shit-shoveling officer, he accidentally found someone in the driver's seat.
"We will change to other means of transportation when we reach the foot of Minshan Mountain." Ling Su climbed into the helicopter first, and put on life jackets for Xiao Luo and himself in turn. "It's still early, let's take a nap for a while."
"Meow!" Great, with a professional driver, there is no need to worry about losing your life.
Ling Xuan seemed a little disappointed, put the luggage aside with regret, and began to put on the life jacket.
Xiao Luo glanced at him secretly, secretly feeling: "It's still my Ling Xiaosu who is so powerful, without saying a word, he directly eliminated the possibility of the "demon monk" doing evil.
I closed my eyes and rested my mind all the way. Amidst the rumbling sound of the propellers, the helicopter arrived at the destination at ten o'clock, changed into an off-road vehicle, and continued on the road.
With no outsiders around, the little orange cat got into the back seat, immediately switched back to the prototype, took out the computer and mobile phone from the bag, and started positioning.
"Ling Xiaosu, do you drive, or should I drive?" Ling Xuan threw the luggage bag on the passenger seat and asked pretendingly.
Ling Su smiled indifferently: "The mountain road is not easy to drive, so you should be careful." Then he checked the supplies in the trunk, and after confirming everything from drinking water, food to warm clothes, and tents, he went into the car. Get into the back seat and sit side by side with Xiao Luo.
"Let's change your clothes first." The temperature difference between Z City and Minshan Mountain is quite large, with a sudden drop of nearly [-] degrees, and it will probably be even colder after going up the mountain.
"En." Xiao Luo will finally confirm the coordinates and send them to Ling Xuan's mobile phone, "Ling Xiaoxuan, I have already sent you the final destination location, you can set up the navigation."
"Oh." Ling Xuan thinks that it doesn't need to be so troublesome. He can directly change back to the prototype and drive the two of them there, but it's just a thought. If someone from the Special Affairs Department finds out, it will be troublesome at that time.
After setting up the navigation, he looked back at the two people who had already put on long clothes and trousers, dressed like a couple going out, with a confused look on their faces: "Where are my clothes?"
"I didn't prepare it for you." Ling Su was obviously stunned for a moment, and asked back, "Aren't you a very powerful monster?"
Xiao Luo was also surprised: "Aren't you carrying a bag?" With such a big bag, don't you have any clothes?
The corner of Ling Xuan's mouth twitched suspiciously, and he said to himself: You two stupid mortals, I don't bother to care about you.Then--
Turn on the ignition and step on the gas pedal!
The off-road vehicle rushed out like crazy.
Fortunately, Xiao Luo was prepared, fastened his seat belts, and reminded his family, Ling Xiaosu, so that no accident happened.
"Ling Xiaoxuan, take it easy, don't learn from my master, if the car overturns accidentally, we will have to walk up to Minshan Mountain."
Ling Xuan immediately corrected the mistake: "Student Xiao Luo, who are you fooling, the position on the waterway shows the foot of the mountain, there is no need to go up the mountain."
Ling Su suddenly said: "This car has been specially modified and is very expensive."
"How expensive?" Ling Xuan disapproved, "Ling Xiaosu, you've learned from Xiaopang too, you like fooling around, don't you?"
"No, all the materials of this car are made of the latest and most advanced synthetic element materials, natural and environmentally friendly, wear-resistant, frost-resistant and heat-resistant, the price of one gram starts at five figures, and it has an intelligent unlocking system, the chassis is stable, and the shock resistance is first-class You should have noticed that the terrain here is uneven, and you are fast, but you don’t feel it at all when you are sitting in the car, as if you are on a high speed..." Ling Su continued unhurriedly, "So, I I advise you to be careful, otherwise, you won't be able to afford it."
Ling Xuan: "..."
Xiao Luo tried his best to hold back his laughter. It was amazing that a modified off-road vehicle worth less than one million could be boasted by his family, Ling Xiaosu, as the number one in the world. The most incredible thing was: Ling Xiaoxuan seemed to be bluffed.
Along the way, Ling Xuan finally consciously controlled the speed of the car.
Half an hour later, the off-road vehicle arrived at the coordinates.
The top of Minshan Mountain is faintly covered by snow and glaciers, and the temperature at the foot of the mountain is around [-] degrees. There is a large forest here, with bare trees, and the surface is seriously dry.
"Daoist Qingfeng suddenly had an accident before returning to the Shushan School, and then disappeared." Holding the computer in his arms, Xiao Luo began to call in the [-]D analysis map of this area, "I found the last time he appeared in the monitoring The location is at this point, assuming the Shushan faction is at the top of the mountain, he should have encountered something on the way? Deviated from the original route."
"This place is bare, not even a little demon." Ling Xuan glanced around casually. Maybe the disappearance of Daoist Qingfeng was plotted by Ming Snake?But he didn't think Xiaobai would be tricked, it must be... how stupid!
"Could it be something from a different dimension?" Ling Su's brain was wide open after he knew that Ling Xuan was also a non-human being, and his imagination suddenly became much richer.
"That makes sense." Xiao Luo nodded in agreement, "Let's get in the car first, if there is really an entrance leading to other places..."
"Wait a minute." Ling Xuan suddenly pressed the young man's shoulders, and looked at the bushes with a solemn expression, "Little Fatty, look at those trees and use your gaze to check."
Isn't that just an ordinary tree?Although Xiao Luo was puzzled, he did as he said. Seeing this, he couldn't help being startled: "Is it a dryad?"
He had used his gaze to look around before, and if it was humans, ordinary animals, plants and other creatures that normally existed in the human world, no matter how they looked at them, there would be no change.If it is a demon, you can see the opponent's body.
But just now, he unexpectedly discovered that a large piece of bare trees opened their teeth and claws, and their figures were distorted, revealing a man-eating bloody mouth!
"My master shouldn't be tricked by these things, right?" Xiao Luo had never seen a plant that became a spirit, but right now these things gave him a bad feeling, so he subconsciously walked forward.
"They have no evil spirit." Ling Xuan shook his head slightly, stopped the young man who wanted to go forward, and said to Ling Su, "Look at him, I'll go and have a look."
"Okay. Be careful yourself." Ling Su grabbed Xiao Luo's arm, motioning him to calm down.
Just in case, Ling Xuan simply set up an enchantment around him, then turned into a prototype, and flew over.
Seeing Suzaku's real body for the first time, Ling Su was only a little surprised, and thought to himself: No wonder this guy Ling Xiaoxuan refused to tell him what the prototype was. It turned out to be a bird, probably because he was afraid of embarrassment.
Suzaku rushed into the woods, just sprayed a fire, the flame disappeared suddenly, and even Suzaku's figure disappeared immediately!
"What's going on?" Xiao Luo gasped, opened his eyes wide, and tried his best to find Ling Xuan's figure, but he couldn't even find a bird feather.
"It disappeared out of thin air." Ling Su almost wondered if he was dazzled.
"It's the coordinates again." Xiao Luo pointed at the location on the phone with a serious expression, then turned to look at Ling Su, "Let's drive there."
"Okay." Ling Su nodded and got into the driver's seat.
Xiao Luo sat on the passenger seat and moved Ling Xuan's luggage to the side, only to realize how heavy the bag was. When he opened it, it was all the special equipment he had seen AX use. He couldn't help feeling embarrassed: Yesterday At night, Master Suzaku must be a thief, right?
"Ling Xiaosu, there is a rope inside this bag, do you know what this is for?" After discovering the special engravings on the device, Xiao Luo finally confirmed that these things were indeed "borrowed" by Ling Xuan.
"It's tied to your hands." Ling Su took the rope and demonstrated it. One end clasped his right wrist, and the other end clasped the boy's left hand. "This way, you won't be able to run away."
"That's good, let's wear it first. In case we are also pulled into that mysterious space later, we can still be together." Xiao Luo was not sure what kind of danger they would face later, at least two of them If they were still together, he wouldn't have to worry about his Ling Xiaosu being bullied by monsters.
"Yeah." Ling Su nodded slightly, reached out and rubbed the boy's head, "Ready to go."
"Wait a moment." Xiao Luo leaned forward, leaned in front of his shit-shoveling officer, and said with a smile, "Before we go, let's have a lucky kiss first, shall we?"
"Okay, it's all up to you." Ling Su didn't know what to do with him, took the boy's face in his hands, and kissed him quickly, "Fasten your seat belt, little fat."
"Don't call me chubby!" Xiao Luo protested, and continued while fastening his seat belt, "In view of Ling Xiaosu's obedient performance, I will give you a lucky buff to attract wealth: I wish Ling Su all the best in the next unknown journey, Peace and peace!"
"Daxian, it's time for us to hit the road." Ling Su couldn't help laughing, stepped on the accelerator, and the off-road vehicle rushed towards the direction where Suzaku disappeared!
From day to night, it was only a moment. Xiao Luo sat in the car and looked around in amazement: the deep night, the endless grassland, and a lush umbrella-shaped ancient tree standing alone under the big red moon. As the wind blows, the grass is low, and clusters of white bones appear faintly.
Xiao Luo suddenly took a deep breath: Is this a man-eating tree?
He tried to look at the body of the ancient tree with his gaze, and found that the prototype displayed by the other party was the same as the bare trees outside. The only difference was that the body of this ancient tree was bigger and more terrifying, as if blood was oozing, emitting A silent roar almost rushed towards him.
"Xiao Luo, look over there." Ling Su frowned, "It's Daoist Qingfeng!"
Xiao Luo looked in the direction he was pointing at, and he saw that Daoist Qingfeng who had been missing for several days was wrapped in a bloody film, and the ancient tree was absorbing his vitality!If it is not stopped in time, the Taoist priest's final fate may be the same as the bones in the grass...
"Ling Xiaosu, don't panic, let's go around and see where my master and Ling Xuan are, and then try to save people."
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