long way home

"Eh? Didn't you say there is a banquet?" Taiko Zhong Zhenzong knocked on the rim of the ramen bowl, complaining dissatisfiedly.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong knocked on the brat's forehead, "Don't knock on the bowl, it's very rude!"

"Time is too tight, there is too little time to prepare a lot of things, so the banquet will be at night!" Song Xian Kaneda gave Taiko Zhong Zhenzong a chicken leg, blocking his next words to contradict the guardian.

Indeed, as Kasen Kanesada said, because we want to hold a big event, we need to make a lot of preparations.Even lunch is served with a bowl of ramen for each person, but considering that there will be a big meal in the evening, everyone has no complaints.

Hearing Kasen Kanesada say that there is a lot of preparation work, the good boy Hirano Toshiro immediately raised his hand, "Is there anything we can do to help?"

Several small knives from Fujishiro's family also expressed their willingness to help.

Then they were patted on the head by Yiqi Yizhen one by one, and said with a smile that the younger brothers were really caring.

"It's good that you have this kind of intention. Unlike some blades, who don't even have the idea of ​​helping!" Candlestick Qieguang stared at the Ping An old knife over there who was waiting to enjoy the benefits, " If there is nothing wrong, it will always add to the chaos!"

"Hahaha!" Sanri Yuezong didn't realize that he was a "certain blade" at all, "I said that I ate too many three-color meatballs when drinking tea, and now I can't eat noodles."

Jinjian unceremoniously exposed his cover-up, "Sankayue, the one Candlestick is talking about you is you!"

"Oh, it's rare to be confused!" Three-day Yuezong's nearly crescent-like eyes flashed slyly, "Isn't there a saying that goes, 'Those who can do more work'."

"Then Sankazuki, are you admitting that you are incompetent?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga unceremoniously misinterpreted his words.

Mikazuki Zongjin put down the chopsticks in his hand, turned his head and looked directly at the troublemaker crane, "Even if he is already a grandfather, as a man, he will be very angry if he is called 'incompetent' or something? I can take it as this Are you provoking me?"

"Oh? So what are you going to do?" However, Tsurumaru Kuninaga is obviously the master who does not take too much trouble, and he will not back down against the rising momentum of Mikami Tsukimune.

At this time, the smiling face of Qing Jiang suddenly put on a strange smile and interjected: "Of course Sanriyuedian must do something to prove that he is not 'incompetent'!"

……

The scene was awkward for a while.

Looking at the curious faces of the younger brothers, Yiqi Yizhen really wished that he could grow a few more hands so that he could cover the ears of the younger brothers and prevent them from accepting these "pollutions".

So the elder brother who protects the calf hurriedly gave Shiqiewan a wink, and Shiqiemaru resignedly dragged Qing Jiang out of the big room with a smiling face that obviously wanted to continue talking, chanting "Eliminate disasters, disasters, Purify your body and mind..."

Diarmuid looked at his lord who was clearly enjoying the fun with a headache on his face, and felt that he should say something to divert his attention, "My lord visited Honmaru with them this morning?"

"Well. Diarmuid himself is a training madman, so he hasn't observed the environment he lives in right now!" He Si glanced at his own servant who had an innocent face and didn't think there was anything wrong with him, "This Honmaru exists. There are many problems, and there are also various inconveniences in life. Fortunately, the men with swords and swords can adapt well to these ancient tools of life, otherwise you will have to wait to drink the northwest wind."

Diarmuid scratched the back of his head, "Even if you say so, I can't help it."

"Hehe, it's really difficult for you." He Si knew that his servants were such an upright one, "but the modernization of Honmaru should indeed be put on the agenda. Although these fusangshen really need to do something other than fighting To enrich their blade life, but letting them who are transformed into swords go to plow the fields and so on, it is really a bit reckless!"

"It's still my lord who is thoughtful." Diarmuid said he was taught, and then turned to look for Yaki Hasebe.

Yaqie · Servant · Hasebe, who was always paying attention to the movement of the god judge (hey, it's scary to think about it!), immediately stepped forward and knelt down in front of Diarmuid, "What do you want, my lord?"

"Can you go to the capital of time by yourself?" Diarmuid still remembered his lord's instructions, and he couldn't use the teleportation array provided by the government of time in the near future. "Some things need to be purchased in Wanwu."

"As long as I have your permission, there is no problem." Pressing and cutting Hasebe said that he was happy to share the worries of the god judge, "Just give me Hasebe what you want to buy!"

However, Diarmuid didn't know what his lord was thinking, "Let my lord tell you!"

"I want to carry out modernization in Honmaru. First, I need to assemble a solar generator. When I come to the reception room later, I will make a list of parts. They are all things that are easy to buy in the market. Many household appliances can be used in this way. Now, we need to set things up." He Si tapped his fingers rhythmically on the long wooden table, "I don't know if the Government of Time has established a network connection between Honmaru and the outside world?"

Kaki Hasebe thought about it, and said: "When I was in Wanwu, I heard other god-inspectors mention that Honmaru can be connected to the network, but it relies on the spiritual power of the god-inspector to transmit signals. The former inquisitor Those who have low spiritual power cannot afford the internet, so this Honmaru has never been connected to the internet..."

As for now, although Yaki Hasebe didn't say anything, He Si is also very clear that although his servants have strong spiritual power, they never consider these things to improve the quality of life. "I understand. Since it can be connected to the Internet, you need to prepare some computers and TVs. I see that you are all living a rather monotonous life. Even those who love to be lazy will just sit in the sun, drink tea and chat. It’s still necessary to enrich the spiritual world.”

Hasebe, who was pressed and cut, was almost moved to tears. He is worthy of being regarded as the lord by the lord (a mouthful), so thinking about them is a big heart.

I have to say that this is actually a very beautiful misunderstanding.In essence, He Si is not a person who cares about the feelings of others, but only accommodates the wishes of those he recognizes.Now that Diarmuid has regarded these fusang gods as his own responsibility, He Si has to consider how to "educate" them well, so that they can grow up earlier and become the help of his own followers.

But including Diarmuid, everyone likes to imagine how kind He Si is. Is this also a talent?

However, now they are still facing a very serious problem. To buy so many things at once, Honmaru's money is simply not enough!

This is very distressing.

In the initial world, although He Si's family declined, this only refers to the decline in the political sense. In fact, it can still be called a "land rich man".The "earth rich man" in the interstellar era has a few resource stars in his hands, so he is actually very rich.

In the subsequent magical world, He Si also came from a famous family; when he travels to other worlds, he is also "supported" by the current generation's strong...

So, He Si has never been troubled by economic problems ╮(╯_╰)╭

Not to mention that he is using the mind body and cannot use magic. Even the main body can open the space bag, but he was involved in the accident before the space bag ruptured and the things stored in it were either lost or shattered into slag by the turbulent flow of time and space... …

"By the way, Diarmuid, you are paid, right?" Unlike non-staff personnel like He Si, Diarmuid is a god judge who has signed a contract with the Government of Time. Is it paid?

"My lord, I'm ashamed." Diarmuid blushed, "I destroyed several barriers set up by the government of the time. Although they didn't hold me accountable, the reward is... I and the government of the time The contract signed by the government is the way they provide me to travel through time, and I will help them kill the enemy."

"Ah? Isn't this asking you to do a white job?" Yaki Hasebe was indignant.

"It seems that the government of the time is really cunning!" He Si was also very upset, if he dared to bully his followers, he must be prepared to be retaliated back.

"That's good, first prepare the parts for assembling the solar generator, and then buy... buy a tablet computer that can be connected to the Internet." He Si said, although I have no money, I have knowledge!Whether it's spiritual energy or technology, as long as you find a suitable buyer, you can make a lot of money in just a few minutes. "However, at times like this, I'm especially envious of Jin Glitter's inherent attribute 'Golden Rule'!"

Diarmuid couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he thought of the guy who would be greeted with the lottery ticket that won the big prize whenever he walked on the street. "That's the saving grace of that arrogant fellow!"

He Si tilted his head and looked at his followers, "Diarmuid's resentment towards Gilgamesh is still so great?"

(Gilgamesh, who was far away in another world, sneezed, muttered, "Which bastard is talking about me?" and continued playing the game.)

Kakiri Hasebe took the list made by Heji and found Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada. Since Hakata Toshiro... the chef is also in charge of financial management.But now that Hakata Toshiro is back, I believe that the little guy who got into the eyes of money will soon get back the account book.At that time, it will be extremely difficult to withdraw the small sentence from him, so while the account book is still with Candlestick Qie Guangzhong, let's settle the consumption as soon as possible.

"Want to go to Wanwu? I just need to buy some things to prepare for the dinner here, so I just bought them together." Candlestick Qie Guangzhong took out the money bag and handed it over, "I really can't get away, so can I let Xiao Jialuo accompany you?" ?”

"I don't have any problem with one blade, this is the task that my lord and that lord entrusted to me!" Yaki Hasebe was very happy to take this errand.

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada patted Okurigara on the shoulder, and enthusiastically "sold" him: "Let little Jialuo go with you, don't think he is not good at words, but at least he can help you carry your things!"

Okurigara, who was helping in the kitchen, was being entangled by Taiko Zhong Zhenzong, and when he heard that he could go out, he immediately said that he would go too.

So Hasebe, who was pressing and cutting, no longer refused.

Because the things that need to be purchased are written on the list and there are clear goals, the two blades who went to Wanwu returned soon.

Okurigaro returned to the kitchen with the ingredients needed by Mitsutada Candokiri, and Hasebe, who was cutting it, returned to the second floor with a bag of mechanical parts and a tablet computer.

He Si first used the purchased mechanical parts to assemble a small solar generator with ease, connected it to the existing circuit system of Honmaru, and then directed Diarmuid to use his spiritual power to connect the tablet to the computer according to the instructions. On the network of the Government of Time.

Each Honmaru has a network access license code. After inputting the code of No. 71 Honmaru, this tablet computer enters a forum dedicated to God-inspectors.

Due to the limitation of spiritual power, the only people who can log in to this website are the staff of the Government of Time and various god judges.

He Si rested his hands lightly on the edge of the tablet, and kept moving his fingers to tap. He wrote a small program in minutes, and quickly screened out the information he wanted to obtain.During the period, a lot of information was obtained based on the exchanges between these god judges.

After that, I found some god judges who clearly revealed in their speeches that "people are stupid and have a lot of money", and sold them some practical applications or tips for using spiritual power.

It has to be said here that the pre-job training given by the government of the time to the god judges is really simple and rude.As a result, many divine judges who were originally ordinary people could only squat on the pill to act as a "generator" of spiritual power, without any skills in the application of spiritual power.

As a result, these moves and skills taught by He Si were quickly regarded as treasures by those god judges, and the payment was extraordinarily straightforward and generous.

Diarmuid and Hasebe stared dumbfounded at the electronic banking interface displayed on the tablet. This account, which was only created a few hours ago, now has a seven-figure deposit amount!

However, He Si was very calm about this, and just took back the tablet with a smile, "Okay, now we have money!"

Diarmuid said, my lord is really awesome!

Dazed, Hasebe held the e-bank account password that He Si had given him, and called a few tall "workers" to go to Wanwu again.This time they bought all the household appliances they needed, and the group returned to Honmaru carrying the packing boxes in a mighty manner.

So before the official banquet started, Honmaru had already become lively in advance.The sword men are enthusiastically learning to use these household appliances according to the instructions. If it is not that the newly assembled solar generator cannot store enough power at once, they will have to try them one by one for a long time.

Now, of course, the priority is for the chef to use those kitchen appliances to prepare dinner.

As night falls, a grand dinner party is about to begin!

The author has something to say:

★Knowledge is power!Tech geeks save the world!

Diarmuid didn't even think that He Si would "teach" the swordsmen in all aspects other than making the swordsmen increase their strength.

However, He Si is not a good person in the traditional sense. What he really cares about is only his own followers, but for the sake of Brother Gun (and Furry and Silly), he is just helping the Sangshen .

PS: It seems that the hot spring benefits will be postponed, sorry~