The Life of the Blessed One

What is the most important thing in the world?

Most people would say that life is the most important thing, but for the heroic and mighty Yuanshi Venerable, the most important thing is face.

500 years ago, he failed to attack the true immortal stage, and it took a lot of effort to disperse the real body before turning into a loose immortal.

There is a big difference between Sanxian and Zhenxian, but the treatment is very different. The real immortal lives the same life as the heaven and the earth, but the Sanxian will encounter thunder calamity once every thousand years.

But in the end, he saved his life. The heroic and powerful Yuanshi Venerable had a very good attitude. He patted his buttocks and prepared to go back to Wuyin Mountain. Only after taking a step did he realize that his height had shrunk by less than one meter, and there was baby fat on his soft and waxy face— ——Yuanshi has been in the cultivation world for thousands of years, the sky collapsed and the ground fell into the mountains of swords and seas of fire, and he didn't change his face, but he was frightened by his immature dignity and sat down on the ground with his buttocks.

Face is too big.

Venerable Yuan Shi, who looked like a child, hurriedly searched for a blessed place in Changbai Mountain, and practiced diligently for 500 years.

Yuan Shi was worse off than dead, he had no face to see people, he was accompanied by wine all day long, he walked out of Changbai Mountain in a chaotic state, and was discovered by an elderly couple who came to travel.

The elderly couple has no children, and they are extremely powerful people among mortals. They know about monks, but they have no spiritual roots. They think Yuan Shi is an ordinary child who lost his parents. He, well-clothed and well-fed, considerate, and Yuan Shi, who is used to being served by others, stayed in the city.

The old couple sent him to the kindergarten, and he didn't feel uncomfortable. While learning modern knowledge such as English, he dominated the kindergarten, calling the wind and calling the rain, and lived a very happy life.

Until Jun failed to cross the catastrophe, Ming Jing took out the jade slips he left behind, Yuan Shi felt a little thought and went back to Wuyin Mountain. The idea in the jade slips, Makoto yelled at them, and accidentally said "Do you understand".

Fortunately, his two apprentices were both uninformed mountain turtles, and their cultivation base was not as high as his, so Yuan Shi didn't expose it.

Withdrawing the divine sense, the jade slip shattered.

Yuan Shi felt at ease and ruled over the kindergarten in the kindergarten.

Worried about your departure?

Hehe, he is protected by heaven, even if he thinks about it, he can't get his turn.

Junchu has his own secrets to cover up, even though Yuanshi can pinch and count, Yu Junchu can't calculate anything, he thought, anyway, he is "dead", and there is always a banquet in the world, the fate of master and apprentice is over, and each goes his own way. The Tao is also a beautiful thing.

The class bell rang, and Teacher Xiaohua led a person into the classroom.

Teacher Xiaohua from Sunflower Kindergarten is in her prime. She is a cute girl with a sweet appearance. She has a hot personality and walks in a hurry. This time, she moves lightly and speaks softly. The new garden doctor, everyone should get along well with him."

Jun, a fake doctor in a white coat, went out to the stage, looked at a group of round radish heads, his eyes were bent into the moon, "Hello, everyone, my surname is Jun, everyone can call me Teacher Xiaojun, and you can feel comfortable wherever you feel. tell me."

Oh, let me go, isn't this the most stupid person in the world?

Yuan Shi, who was eating a small biscuit as a tribute, opened his mouth in surprise, the big meat bun fell, and rolled around twice before stopping.

Yuanshi's cultivation level is No. 1 among the true immortals. Before Junchu was born, he was eating naka in the cultivation world to do whatever he wanted. He defeated Nangong of the Shushan Sword Sect and was the super master of Fengshan, a mere transformation pill. It wasn't a big deal at all, he could see Junchu's true face with just a glance.

Seeing Jun Chu, Yuan Shi's first reaction was to dig into the table.

If a fool sees his current appearance, the heroic, majestic and dignified image he has worked so hard to build will collapse in an instant, and he will not be able to pick it up.

He would rather be struck to death by lightning than to be ashamed in front of his disciples.

"Yuanyuan, what are you doing hiding under the table?" Teacher Xiaohua was very angry, "Didn't you see that the teacher is introducing the new teacher Xiaojun to the students?"

The old couple who adopted Yuanshi named Yuanshi Yuanyuan, and everyone called him Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan.

Teacher Xiaohua pointed at Yuanshi and told him to come out from under the table quickly and sit down obediently. It is time for class now.

Jun Chu stretched his neck and looked over curiously, Yuan Shi immediately shrank himself into a smaller ball, completely forgetting that even gods would not be able to recognize his naked appearance.

"Mr. Xiaohua, I lost my paintbrush." ​​Yuan Shi groped on the ground.

"What, the boss lost his paintbrush." ​​When more than 20 children in the classroom heard this, they all bent down to find the paintbrush.

"I must be the first to find one, so the boss will praise me."

"Sycophant, the boss won't value you."

"Say it like you're not a dog's leg."

The children scrambled to be the first, and left Teacher Xiaohua aside in order to please the boss.

Little Biscuit is Yuan Shi's deskmate, Yuan Shi is the first brother in the kindergarten, he is the number one general under Yuan Shi, and he calls himself the second elder brother, I saw him bend down and grab the arm of his boss, "Boss, please sit down, this point Just leave the little things to the little ones."

Little ones: "Yes, leave it to us."

Yuan Shi: ...can I apply to be your boss?

The classroom was in chaos, and Teacher Xiaohua was crying. She couldn't do anything to Yuan Shi, and the whole kindergarten teachers and even the principal couldn't do anything to Yuan Shi.

Outside the classroom, Teacher Xiaohua pulled Junchu to the glass window, pointed to Yuanshi's seat and said, "Mr. Xiaojun, Yuanyuan is a thorn in the side. He is used to being the king and hegemony in our school. Even the headmaster will let him go. You will be patient when you meet him in the future, we can't afford to offend his grandparents."

Staring at Junchu's handsome face, Teacher Xiaohua blushed when she spoke. Junchu's appearance was so ignorant of the world. She was afraid that Junchu would offend others and lose his job when he first came out of society, so she gave a careful warning.

Jun Chu nodded ignorantly, "Thank you, I see."

This is scared?Teacher Xiaohua hastily added another sentence: "Actually, apart from being domineering and saving face, Yuanyuan is pretty good, smart and capable, the children are active, and some of them don't even listen to the teacher, but as long as he speaks, everyone behaves like a sheep. Get to know it slowly, you will like our school."

At noon, on the slide in the play area of ​​Sunflower Kindergarten.

The little biscuit was filled with lollipops, and she kept talking, "I really saw it, just outside the plane, a lot of people were fighting, but my mother didn't believe me, and said it was a cloud. Can you lie to me? That's obviously a human, okay?"

Little Biscuit reached out and grabbed the corner of Yuanshi's clothes, "Boss, why are there people fighting in the sky? Don't they all fall down?"

"No, I want to fire him." Yuanshi, who was biting a lollipop, didn't listen to what the biscuit said at all. He slapped his thigh and stood up, holding the biscuit at the corner of his clothes, and his body was tilted, and he fell down. planted.

The four-year-old girl with the horns tied pointed at the half-palm-sized crystal on the ground and screamed.

The crystal in the shape of a rabbit is a new model from a foreign luxury brand. It is expensive and of good quality. It is a birthday present from her mother. Today she specially brings it to a friend to play a game of finding rabbits.

The little biscuit was turned upside down, and the grass where the head fell happened to hide the crystal rabbit. If it really hit, it would not be as simple as bleeding and disfiguring.

"Boss, save me." Little Biscuit covered her eyes and called for help.

Wow, touch, Yuan Shi's body flickered, and he became the back of the little biscuit.

The little girl who was playing looking for the bunny next to her was stunned.

Yuan Shi pushed the biscuit on his body, "It's okay, get up."

Little Biscuit burst out crying "Wow", and the little girls also cried loudly, telling everyone.

"Mr. Hua, Boss Yuanyuan fell down."

"Teacher Xiaohua, Boss Yuanyuan is in so much pain that she can't cry."

"Mr. Xiaohua, come quickly, Boss Yuanyuan is going to die." These words were howled by Little Biscuit, who was the loudest and the most tragic among the children.

Yuan Shi =_=: ... What is it about having an urge to kill?

Teacher Xiao Hua is a good teacher, she rushed out of the office like a lightning bolt, and sent him to the infirmary regardless of Yuan Shi's objection.

"Mr. Jun, show Yuanyuan a look. If it's serious, we'll send it to the hospital right away."

Sending a yarn to the hospital, Yuan Shi wanted to cry but had no tears, he was pressed on the bed by Teacher Xiao Hua, Jun Chu lifted his Pleasant Goat T-shirt, there was not even a red mark on the child's white and tender back.

Jun Chu pressed his back, "Does it hurt?"

Under Teacher Xiaohua's gaze, Yuan Shi nodded, "It hurts a little bit." If he said it didn't hurt, Teacher Xiaohua would definitely think he had an internal injury and send him to the hospital.

Jun Chu let go of him, and took a bottle of self-adjusting plaster for treating bruises from the medicine cabinet, "It's nothing, it won't hurt after a few days of rubbing."

Yuanshi accepted it and turned to leave, but Teacher Xiaohua grabbed her by the collar.

Teacher Xiaohua squatted down and was at eye level with Yuanshi, "Yuanyuan, did the teacher tell you what to say when you accept help from others?"

Yuan Shi: ... What the hell?If you want him to say thank you to the fool, heaven, earth, master, master, master to his disciples, is there any other law?

Teacher Xiaohua narrowed her eyes, "Yuanyuan, you are a role model for the children, you should take the lead."

Yuan Shi turned around, and the outside of the medical office was crowded with little friends, and Little Biscuit was the first to bear the brunt, crying out of breath, "Boss, are you going to die?"

Yuan Shi felt that his brain must have been broken by a thunderbolt, so he came to kindergarten and recognized Biscuit as his younger brother.

A misstep becomes an eternal hate.

Turning around, Yuan Shi stared at the fool and uttered six words humiliatingly: "Mr. Xiao Jun, thank you."

The author has something to say: Stupid apprentice: Master is so polite, I’m afraid~~