The Life of the Blessed One

Zhou Duo threw away the toothpaste and observed Jun Chu's face in 360 degrees.

Well, he is as handsome as he is, so there is a good chance that he is his younger brother.

Jun Chu, who was handsomer and fairer than him, could not help but push Zhou Duo out.

The bath water has been put away, in fact, it can be done with a simple trick to take a bath, but since you have entered the world, you can do as the Romans do.

The next day, Jun Chu woke up from the bed, and his goal was the rose flower-shaped chandelier. He subconsciously called out the Spirit Sword, and saw the two broken swords lying pitifully on the quilt, and then remembered that he had gone down the mountain.

Ms. Zhou and the nanny went out to buy groceries. She told Zhou Duo last night to get him to wake up early and give you homework. They can get you to study in Shenda University, but whether you can get a graduation certificate depends on you. He did his own thing, Junchu knew that what he learned before was very different from what he is now, when Ms. Zhou asked Zhou Duo to be his tutor, he agreed.

Zhou Duo was sleeping on all fours, still snoring, Jun Chu didn't call him, went to the living room to drink a bowl of porridge, and when he returned to the bedroom, he saw Zhou Duo lying on his bed with a chicken coop on his head, Looking for something over and over again.

"...I didn't find anything, I just wanted to help you make the quilt." Zhou Duo picked up the duvet and folded a neat block of tofu three or five times. Back then, he didn't have such a good time.

After finishing the work, he even patted Junchu's pillow loosely.

When you come out, you just look at him and don't speak.

Zhou Duo sneered and jumped out of bed, "I'm going to eat." After finishing speaking, he ran away faster than a rabbit.

Jun Chu was silent.

After breakfast, Junchu and Zhou Duo both entered the study room. There were two desks in the study room. One desk was clean and all the documents were locked in the cabinet. It was Hebei's desk, and the other desk was full of novels and comics and belonged to Zhou Duo.

It is not the first time for Zhou Duo to be a tutor. He is very experienced and took out a few papers to test the level of Junchu. However, today he was a little absent-minded and his movements were sloppy. Junchu did not rush him. Last night, Ms. Zhou bought it for him. He picked up a laptop, fumbled to turn it on, and was watching the news.

——Surprised, the heir of the famous consortium is not the parent and child, a murder caused by a single hair——

You can't recognize those characters, and he vaguely guessed most of them. The author's writing is humorous and interesting, and you can't help but laugh out loud.

Zhou Duo looked at his long hair tied behind his head with a plain cloth, and felt like a cat scratched his head. How can such a long hair not fall out, and the hair quality is so damn good!

Suddenly there was a flash of inspiration in my mind.

Zhou Duo jumped in front of Jun Chu, blinking her round and lovely almond eyes: "Xiao Jun Chu, don't you think you are a sissy with long hair for a big man?"

Recalling his abnormal behavior in the morning, and the blood-red characters "a murder caused by a single hair" on the computer screen, Jun Chu said very, very sincerely: "I am really not your mother's illegitimate child."

Zhou Duo showed the embarrassment of being seen through the trick, and slapped the computer with his palm. Zhou Dawang shouted: "What entertainment news are you watching, I'm doing the paper!"

After being promoted from King Zhou to Teacher Zhou, Zhou Duo's momentum gradually increased.

Tiandi Junqin and teacher, Zhou Duo is a little kid, Junchu is unwilling and lazy to care about him, after taking the test paper, except for Chinese and history, there is no other way to write, especially the English that is for money, what the hell is it? , can't understand any of them.

Jun Chu's first attempt can only be described as horrible.

"Illiterate!" Teacher Zhou pointed at him, his fingertips were pale and trembling, with tears in his eyes: "You are the worst student I have ever seen."

Jun Chu sat up straight, and said solemnly: "Actually, I am very educated."

He has read "Four Books", "Five Classics", "Jianlue", "Spring and Autumn", "Book of Changes", "Poems of a Thousand Family", and even "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

"Shut up!" Teacher Zhou burst into tears in anger. He had never seen such a brazen person. He didn't know that Mr. Sun Yat-sen was an illiterate who couldn't solve quadratic equations in two variables, so he had the nerve to say that he was very educated.

Jun Chu felt a little wronged, in fact, he was really educated before.

Master Yuan Shi, the leader of the cultivation world, most often used the word "idiot" to call Junchu. In fact, Junchu is not stupid, on the contrary, he is quite smart. With the help of computer and Zhou Duo's teaching, he probably understands what kind of era it is now. For subjects such as Chinese and politics that require a lot of memorization, he can memorize a book in 5 minutes with a sweep of his mind, and science... It doesn't matter if you don't talk about it.

Zhou Duo was more than once thankful that he was studying in the Department of History, and changed the mathematics coefficient to the Department of Physics. He could not teach sixty percent in ten years. I don’t know how Jun Chu’s head was born. Teacher Zhou, who is a gardener, is worried. Every time he hears Jun stumble and say "Yes, yes", the veins on his forehead twitch uncontrollably.

It took a month of teaching to recognize all 26 English letters. Teacher Zhou's heart was cold.

Junchu's ID card has been obtained, and the date of birth is one day later than Zhou Duo's, which is a trick played by Zhou Duo.

Taking advantage of Ms. Zhou's absence in Hebei, Zhou Duo decided to invite Jun out to have a barbecue in order to celebrate Jun's conversion from a black household to a regular one.

He treats guests, and you pay for them.

Jun Chu has no objection to this, although eating these foods in the mortal world is not good for him, but he can't stand the taste, so he doesn't object.The only question is why should Ms. Zhou save money while he is away in Hebei?

No matter how you look at it, Zhou Duo is not such a sweet and good boy.

"What are you looking at? Let's go." Zhou Duo was wearing his favorite brown leather jacket. As soon as the door opened and the cold wind blew, he shrank his neck and retreated. With a coat and leather boots, he is like a walking ball.

The night wind lifted Jun Chu's black hair tied with a plain cloth, and the skin on his handsome and unparalleled face was as white as white jade, and also like the clean and pure snowflakes of Emei Mountain. Zhou Duo was dumbfounded by his look. The country is all over the city, as if walking out of a painting, I don't know how many girls will be seduced by you when they start school in the next year.

Teacher Zhou's school grass throne is in jeopardy!

Zhou Duo angrily sat down at the food stall, firmly refusing to admit that he lost face to Junchu.Hair, definitely hair.Long and straight, black and bright, full of pretense, it's not the difference in face.

Chicken wings and chicken legs, beef and mutton, scallops and shrimps, brain flower ribs, and enoki mushrooms with leeks.

When he first drank beer, he was actually not used to it, and after two sips he got into the mood. Beer and barbecue are really a perfect match.

"Boss, have another dozen beers." Someone shouted beside him.

The export is a dozen, which is really bold.Jun, who smelled of alcohol after drinking a bottle, went out and took a look there.

The three men were thin and lean, wearing black down jackets, talking in low voices while eating grilled crucian carp.

Junchu has good ears and eyesight. After studying modern legal ethics, he knew that eavesdropping was immoral, so he blocked it subconsciously. His hearing was no doubt normal, but the conversation suddenly became louder, and a few words fell into his ears.

"I thought she was so powerful, Master Qing's talisman, she left with someone else's daughter in her arms."

"I'm scared to death. With three-inch long nails, I'm not even afraid of the sun. I'm just like a human being."

"It's not human anymore. It's like the group on Mount Emei, who look powerful but can only circle around in one place. If I had known that I wouldn't run so fast, I might be able to dig a little zombie."

"Tsk tsk tsk, those policemen are really good at talking nonsense. They even said that we stole the golden monkey. I can't catch it even if I want to catch it."

"Brother, why is my heart beating so fast? You said that if that female zombie wakes up..." said the timid youngest, the eldest was a little weak when he recalled that green nails: "Then let's go to the other place to hide first." For a while, I don't believe she can still find it, anyway, this money is enough for the three brothers to be chic for ten or eight years, big stars are generous..."

"No, it's 15 minutes to eleven o'clock." Zhou Duo looked at his watch and yelled. Eleven o'clock is the time when her mother arrives home. If she finds out that he is still hanging out and eating barbecue at such a late hour, It must be read for three days.

Even the gods can't stand Ms. Zhou's nagging.

Jun Chu put the money on the table, and in a hurry to eat the last piece of potato on the skewer, Zhou Duo dragged him into an alley.

The alley is so narrow that even cars can't drive in, it's damp and gloomy, and the cold wind blows like ghosts.The only street lamp was in disrepair for a long time, and the light flickered and made the sound of poor contact.

There is only Jun Chu and Zhou Duo in an alley.

A middle-aged woman walked towards her. She was holding a seven or eight-month-old baby girl. She walked fast and hurriedly. The streetlight fell on her thin face, and she faintly saw the smile on the corner of her mouth.

It turns out that zombies can laugh too.

Jun Chu found it strange, when he passed by the woman, he saw a talisman stuck on the back of the woman, which depicted a blinding spell with missing arms and legs.

Such a talisman, let alone a monk, would not be fooled by a monk at the ninth level of refining Qi, but it has a miraculous effect on zombies.

Because zombies have eyes but no gods, they are easy to be confused, but it is such a simple truth that the people in the world who know it can count on one hand. Jun was born as one of them, so he has a special feeling for Master Qing behind the talisman. A little bit of interest.

Raising his hand, he stirred up a gust of wind and swept away the spell stuck on the woman's back.

Fu Fei's female zombie immediately came to her senses, and at a glance she saw that the child in her arms was not her child. She let out a long howl, and ran away looking for the scent of the three people.

"It's so windy." Zhou Duo didn't notice it, her neck and half of her head were tucked into the down jacket.

You nodded, the wind is really strong today.

Out of the alley, they met an acquaintance. Officer Zhang from Mount Emei was promoted and was directing a group of policemen to search the area. A young mother next to her was crying hoarsely.

The appearance of Jun Chu and Zhou Duo is really eye-catching, especially Jun Chu, who has long black hair and is as conspicuous as he wants. Officer Zhang recognized them immediately and asked them if they saw a seven or eight-month-old baby.

Jun went out and pointed into the alley, and police officer Zhang, the young mother and two other police officers rushed in.

"..." Zhou Duo=_=?Why didn't he see that they were walking in the same alley, right?

That night, Jun Chu saw two news items on TV.

——The novice mother carelessly lost her child, but was fortunately found by the police——

——The three tomb robbers were dismembered by sharp weapons in the garbage dump after drinking, and the bank-cards contained unidentified assets amounting to tens of millions——