Marshal Sand Sculpture secretly photographed me every day

There are a large number of freshmen in this military academy. There are mech masters who are obsessed with picking mushrooms before, and there are small editors who love BGM later.

Under the editing of the little expert, the video of Cheng Ran's armor was divided into two parts.

The first half focuses on the process of picking mushrooms.

The editing deliberately enlarged the size of the mecha, and most of the shots were on the right hand of the mecha, accompanied by ancient pure music.Amid the fast and slow sound of the zither, the most primitive mecha that comes with the virtual network steadily picked up a mushroom on the root of the tree.

The forest is very peaceful, and the camera is very steady. The audience can even see how the crystal dew flows on the mushrooms when they are picked.

Everything is so quiet and beautiful.

But in the second half, the background music suddenly changed.

The ancient music of gurgling water has become a disco battlefield of gold and iron horses.

At the same time, the camera cut from a close-up of the hand to a top-down view of God. Only then did the audience realize that this seemingly peaceful forest is not safe at all!

In just 10 minutes, they saw that the original mecha experienced disasters such as hurricanes and tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, and herd attacks.

The change came too fast, and they watched the mecha narrowly dodging those dangers again and again in a daze. a path.

The most frightening thing is that this mecha has never given up picking mushrooms from the beginning to the end!

After the first pass, many people were still in shock, unable to speak for a long time.

So they opened it a second time.

Then fell into a longer silence.

"After watching the ending and then looking back at the beginning, this feeling is really subtle..."

"The UP master is poisonous, the music was so gentle at first, I thought it was really playing some collection game!"

"The beginning of a farming drama, the end of a disaster movie, awesome~"

"I'm different from you guys. I saw that the front is so healing and warm, so I simply turned on the 5D mode of the video, which is called immersive... Even when the mech was picking mushrooms, I still thought about what happened today." Dinner—Green Bean, Corn and Mushroom Stewed Rice. As a result, I was caught off guard by the hurricane! It scared me to death!"

The entire video is only ten minutes long, but after editing, the first half and the second half show a huge difference in style of painting. No one thought that the owner of the mecha would actually do such a leisurely thing in such a harsh environment.

Netizens swiped a few more times, and they faintly began to have signs of schizophrenia.

And when they finally came to their senses, they could no longer hold back their desire to complain, and even created various jokes on the star network.

For example: "Do you want to eat disaster-flavored mushrooms? It is recommended to enter the xxx video~"

"Well, a super warm and super healing life collection video: welcome to poke xxxx."

"It is strongly recommended to turn on the 5D mode, you can experience a different aesthetic style, the experience is absolutely awesome!"

As a result, more people were tricked into it.

The immersive mode was turned on obediently, so the netizens who were splashed by the sea and turned into a sieve by the herd of beasts: ...

Are there any colleagues who love this year's netizens!

However, as more people watched, some people naturally noticed Cheng Ran's strength.

"This is a freshman from the military academy? The strength is too strong!"

"Did anyone see clearly how the mecha avoided the big rock during the earthquake?"

"Going back upstairs, I built a model to simulate the environment of the mecha, and found that as long as I do this and then do that within three seconds, there is a 90.00% chance of avoiding danger."

"...Having said that, can anyone really do this?"

"One thing to say, all the operations in the video are basic operations. It can be seen that the students in it are just newcomers. The only bright spot is that the response speed of the mech owner is fast enough. According to the modeling results above, it takes a few seconds To complete these actions within a short period of time, in addition to the quick response, the key point is to have the ability to predict danger in advance..."

Pooh!

Can this also be called basic operation?

If this is the basic operation, what do they usually call the machine armor?Are you playing house?

The last lengthy analysis caused public outrage, and many students from military universities rolled up their sleeves to play.

However, before going on stage, they saw the person's account clearly——

"Shen Yao."

Netizens: ...

Sorry to bother you.

Shen Yao easily answered the professional confusions of the netizens, and then gave it a whirl.

Originally, he just wanted to show off Pangpang on Xingwang, but in the end, he accidentally found the clear video.Unlike the netizens watching through the network cable, Shen Yao not only witnessed Cheng Ran's "from scratch" mecha operation in the base, but also knew his spiritual power.

Shen Yao suddenly remembered that when he was giving a speech at the Military University, the desk lamp suddenly fell, and only Cheng Ran was the first to react.

If he has such spiritual power, he may need to adjust the military training plan to train people well.

Shen Yao raised his head thoughtfully, but was caught off guard by the fat death gaze.

Fatty: Staring at...

Shen Yao: "...Did I provoke you again?"

Cheng Ran's face was pressed against the fish tank, and the dead fish stared straight at him.

—Although I can't see what you're doing, I've already sneezed four or five times!It can be seen that you must have posted my photo on the Internet again!

Shen Yao looked serious: "Although I don't know what you are guessing in your mind, I can assure you that your guess must be wrong."

Cheng Ran: ...?

Where do you get the confidence from!

Shen Yao raised his eyebrows: "Everything you think, I can definitely explain."

Cheng Ran twitched the corner of his mouth, looking at Shen Yao as if looking at a strange flower.

Now he has reason to suspect that Shen Yao must be out of his mind, otherwise why would he say such a shameful overbearing line to a pure and innocent little crucian carp?

"Okay, I won't leave until tomorrow, so we have a whole night to come and have fun." Shen Yao showed a subtle smile.

Cheng Ran: ...!

Are you stuck in Mr. Ba's novel and can't get out? ? ?

Facts have proved that Shen Yao just uttered a few lines of the overlord in a convulsion, but in essence he was still the silly and indistinguishable funny comparison of crucian carp and carp.

For example, now, he keeps pestering Cheng Ran and insists on making him perform "Carp Leaping over the Dragon's Gate"!

"The research institute has obtained a new batch of data on the ancient earth. It clearly records that a fish jumps over the dragon gate and becomes a dragon. I don't know what it looks like when you change into a dragon? In addition, there are various materials that show that carp can jump habit, so fat, you can't be lazy..."

Cheng Ran couldn't bear it and hid in the rockery, but he couldn't stop Shen Yao's persistent thoughts.

"Fatty, don't you think that your stomach is getting rounder? If you continue to be so lazy, what should you do if you get high?"

Cheng Ran collapsed and blocked his ears with fish fins.

The carp jumping over the Dragon Gate is an ancient legend, and it has nothing to do with flying or not!

Except for human beings, no matter who they are, if they want to attain the Dao, they must first develop their spiritual wisdom, then develop their spiritual roots, and then practice diligently for hundreds of years before they can hope to soar.How can someone soar through a dragon gate so easily?

Besides, carp like to jump, isn't it because they have air in their cheeks, and they need to jump up and burp...

Cheng Ran flashed his mind full of complaints, but saw that Shen Yao suddenly stopped thinking.

Shen Yao looked down at Zhinao, and a trace of embarrassment flashed across his face.

Cheng Ran was deeply shocked by this strange expression of wanting to laugh but struggling to hold it back, wanting to answer the voice and being homely and timid, and at the same time shy and joyful.

This is, you have a sweetheart?

For a moment, Cheng Ran was a little hard to distinguish the astringency in his heart.

Shen Yao struggled for a while before he connected the voice, and his voice had returned to his usual level and steady: "Well, I drank all the mushroom soup? What's his reaction?"

Through the water, Cheng Ran couldn't hear the other party's words clearly, but could only roughly distinguish that the other side of the brain was Lu Jiheng, Shen Yao's lieutenant general.

So, Shen Yao's sweetheart is Lu Jiheng? !

Cheng Ran was dumbfounded.

The whole fish was almost burnt out and tender in the inside.

Enduring the shock and bitterness in his heart, he turned around silently and burrowed into the fake cave. Naturally, he didn't see it. Shen Yao's smile completely froze on his face after hearing the other party's voice.

"Cheng Ran fainted. The doctor said that his body is fine. He is probably too tired these days, and he will recover after a night of sleep. The only problem is that he didn't have time to drink the mushroom soup."

Shen Yao hangs up the voice in a daze, and the six words are played in a loop in his mind——

"No Mushroom Soup No Mushroom Soup No Mushroom Soup..."

It's over, his love suddenly suffered a major setback!

……

Shen Yao's original plan was to stay at home overnight and return to the base the next day.

On the one hand, he seldom goes home and wants to spend more time with Pangpang; on the other hand, he intentionally leaves Cheng Ran a touching time.

result!Dream broken!

Shen Yao let out a deep breath, thinking that someone was lying in the infirmary, he couldn't stay any longer, and hurriedly took his coat and went out.

"Fatty, I'm leaving first."

Cheng Ran, who was shutting himself up, flicked his tail absently.

It took 1 minute for Cheng Ran to realize - is he leaving now?

Cheng Ran stared blankly at the light blue water, his thoughts slowly emptied, and he carefully recalled Shen Yao's behavior.

Shen Yao originally said that he would stay at home at night.

Later, he answered a phone call.

Finally, he hurried away.

So no matter how he looked at it, Cheng Ran felt that he was seduced by the goblin!

Cheng Ran felt desolate in his heart, silently looking at the bottom of the fish tank, recalling every detail of how he got along with Shen Yao in the past.

Although Shen Yao is a big liar and always misunderstood him as a carp, the two of them had been together for so many days and nights.

He had heard Shen Yao's thoughts.

(Though most are fake.)

Shen Yao has seen him look lost.

(Although Shen Yao didn't realize that he was feeling lost, not hungry.)

But, after all, he is someone who has been with him for so many years.

Cheng Ran couldn't explain what was going on in his heart, which seemed like a lovelorn.

He just grasped a very insignificant idea in the blankness - I don't know if Shen Yao's sweetheart, Vice-General Lu, is willing to accept that there is a fish at home?

The author has something to say: Ha, Congratulations to Ranran for unlocking the highest level skill in the relationship between lovers: I am jealous of myself.

【small theater】

Cheng Ran: It's over, I'm broken in love.

Shen Yao: What?Do you have someone you like?who is he? !

Cheng Ran: It doesn't matter anymore, anyway, he already has someone he likes, I want to let him go completely starting today...

Shen Yao (joying): that's good~

Later, Shen Yao, who learned the truth, burst into tears.

Thanks to Twilight, who wants to drink fish soup, for throwing mines~

Thanks for the little cutie's hard work: 6 bottles of Xi Mo'er; 3 bottles of unremarkable garbled codes; 261324721 bottles.