Marshal Sand Sculpture secretly photographed me every day

After finally finishing the long walking journey, the first thing Cheng Ran did when he returned to the base was to rush to the bathroom, and after washing himself in vain, he sank completely under the covers.

It wasn't just Cheng Ran, the four people in the dormitory were all paralyzed in bed.

Nothing can wake them out of bed.

Except mushroom soup.

And grilled chicken.

Everyone was thinking about today's dinner in their minds, and when they saw the hot news on the optical brain, they were still immersed in the food and couldn't react for a while.

After being stunned for two seconds, everyone exclaimed in unison: "Damn it!"

I have to say that the complaints of military school students are so monotonous and uniform.

"Cheng, Cheng Ran, you are popular."

After a while, a roommate stumbled and opened his mouth.

Cheng Ran, who was lying on the salted fish, immediately turned over and asked vigilantly, "What do you mean?"

The last time he became popular on the Internet was because of his status as a koi.And according to his long-term experience of dominating hot searches, every time he becomes popular, it is not a good thing...

"Someone posted the video of your mecha on the Internet, and then, it caught the attention of the boss." The roommate swallowed hard, "Then somehow, there was a wave of imitation on the Internet, and many military fans All the big Vs have gone to the virtual network to start armor."

"And they all drive very unscrupulously. Some of them acted as forwards in the "Three-Party Battlefield". After defeating the first wave of the enemy's offensive, they arrogantly started to roast mushrooms, so now the players on the battlefield will come to form a group to kill you."

"Some people play PVP battlefields. After victory, they sit on other people's corpses and take out a small pot to cook mushroom soup. One pass on to ten, ten to one hundred, and now cooking mushroom soup after victory is already a tradition in the PVP battlefield. You have successfully attracted everyone. The resentment of PVP."

"There is also a big V who goes too far. He originally played pixel games, and built many mecha models on the site before, which can be called a spectacle in "His World". As a result, after watching your video, he , I was deeply touched, I pushed all the mechs away, and instead built a large mushroom castle on my own site, and now the mecha fans in "His World" are clamoring to come and kill you..."

Roommates, you talk, I talk, and tell Cheng Ran the latest news on the Internet.

Cheng Ran's ears are full of "mushrooms", "mechas", and "hatred", and he deeply feels that he is about to be played to pieces!

He even had a vague premonition that he might never be able to escape the curse of the mushroom in his life.

"Now you are already an Internet celebrity. Just yesterday, Xingwang selected Pangpang and you as the No.1 and No.2 of the 'Empire's Most Popular Creature'. It's a pity, you and Pangpang are only short of each other. One vote, if we were not cross-country yesterday, but counted votes for you, maybe you would be the first!"

Cheng Ran almost doubted his own ears: "Which place do you think I am?"

"second."

Cheng Ran's eyes were wide open: "Then who is the first?"

"Fatty. Don't you know the fish from the marshal's house?"

Cheng Ran: ...

#On my two vests are popular in the interstellar what kind of feeling#

Cheng Ran even suspected that he might not be a crucian carp spirit, but a reincarnation of a national treasure such as a giant panda, with a "blingbling" aura, the kind that would grab everyone's attention as soon as he appeared on the stage, the kind of thieves.

"Hehe, what are you talking about, Xingwang seems to have just released two logos for you and Pangpang, hahahaha so cute!"

Reminded by his roommate, Cheng Ran touched the official account of Xingwang, and saw that a few minutes ago, Xingwang had just sent a post——

"The designer worked overtime to rush out the logo, and the fat image has been authorized by Marshal Shen, so it is not infringing~

[LOGO1][LOGO2]”

Cheng Ran saw that the first medal was designed for Pang Pang, with a circle of small italic characters on the outside, which read: The most popular koi in the interstellar world.

Below, a chubby Q version glared at the crowd, and there seemed to be a halo on the top of its head, symbolizing its good luck.

Cheng Ran: Why did you draw him so fat! ! !

Cheng Ran puffed out his cheeks subconsciously, and forced himself into an emoji——

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However, thanks to the artist's post-processing, no one here down here dislikes the appearance of fat, but they are all screaming "so cute, so cute!"

The second logo is for Cheng Ran himself.

It has the same typesetting as the fat logo, and at the top is still a line of small characters written in italics: Interstellar Most Popular Mushroom Mech Master.

Cheng Ran: ...

A mecha master is a mecha master, why do you have to add the word mushroom!

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Below the font, perhaps because it is not easy to involve the image of a real person, Xingwang did not draw Cheng Ran, but drew a rough outline. From the shape, it can be seen that it is Cheng Ran's mecha.

And just in front of the mecha, a large anthropomorphic mushroom ran away in a hurry, and its lines were written in bubbles next to it: "Help~~~"

In this regard, netizens also screamed in the following: "Mushrooms are so cute!"

Cheng Ran:? ? ?

Am I not cute? !

Every time he went to Xingwang, Cheng Ran came back covered in scars, and this time was no exception, exhausted Cheng Ran depressedly buried his head in the quilt, and decided to shut himself up for 10 minutes.

Nothing in the world can stop his autistic mood.

Absolutely not.

Just as Cheng Ran finished thinking about it, he heard the voices of the instructors shouting for dinner from outside.

The roommates warmly invited this "Internet celebrity": "Cheng Ran, are you going to dinner?"

Cheng Ran quickly got up from the bed and said firmly, "Go!"

……

The instructors said that they would treat the students to eat roast chicken, and the results were honest.

In the center of each dining table for four people, there is a whole plate of roast chicken, the skin is slightly charred and curled, and it exudes a tempting aroma.

In addition, the instructors, as if they were afraid that they would not be bored to death, placed four pieces of crystal clear Dongpo meat next to the roast chicken.

Dongpo meat is fat and thin, with a deep red luster.

Cheng Ran clearly saw that his roommate lost his mind the moment he saw the roast chicken and Dongpo meat, and murmured to himself, "I'd rather die in the ocean of meat."

Cheng Ran, who hadn't eaten a trace of meat for two consecutive days, was deeply impressed.

Lu Jiheng watched the group of little bastards restless after a meal of meat, shook his head, and went to Shen Yao's side: "In a few days, the military training will be over soon, do you plan to continue your vacation or go to Wilderness Star?"

Yes, the core purpose of Shen Yao coming here to train students is to take a vacation.

As the Marshal of the Empire who works 360 days a year and works overtime one day, he managed to get a few days off from the military headquarters. Shen Yao did not choose to stay at home or travel to other planets, but came to see this The suffering history of a group of students.

Whenever he saw the expressions of the students in pain under the scorching sun, Shen Yao felt an unparalleled sense of pleasure.

Others don't understand Shen Yao's bad taste. The instructors of the entire military academy even think that Shen Yao is entrusted by the principal to help train new students, and they are secretly grateful to Shen Yao.

Only Lu Jiheng has followed him for many years and knows him well.

"I planned to go back before, but last night I promised Cheng Ran that I would teach him mechas, so let's wait a while." Shen Yao turned his head sharply, looked around, and turned back in doubt .

Lu Jiheng also looked around and found nothing unusual: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Shen Yao said casually.

Lu Jiheng: "I said, you teach people to teach people, don't train people too hard."

Shen Yao glanced at him and asked back, "Am I that kind of person?"

Lu Jiheng: ...You are so right!

People in their military department, perhaps because they have received too much drill during training, the spirit of military training has been passed down from generation to generation, and everyone often likes to express their care physically.

——The more you care about a person, the more you have to train him!

If it's your sweetheart, great, double the training!

Their military love is so hardcore.

During Lu Jiheng's speech, Shen Yao turned his head for the third time.

Now Lu Jiheng completely realized something was wrong: "What?"

"I always feel that there is an unfriendly look looking at me, but every time I look back, it seems to be there." Shen Yao wondered in his heart, thinking about it, but couldn't think of anyone who had offended him recently.

Lu Jiheng didn't take it seriously, and said casually: "Maybe someone finally discovered your jerk nature and wanted to beat you up."

"Lu Jiheng." Shen Yao smiled slightly and said, "Do you have the idea to beat me up?"

Lu Jiheng straightened his back in an instant, with a serious face: "How could I commit the following offense? My admiration for you is like a torrential river, endless, and like a rock on a high mountain, it will never be shaken by heaven and earth... "

Deputy General Lu was experienced at first glance, and a series of flattery came with his mouth.

I happened to pass behind him because I was going to cook, and I heard a series of shameless rainbow fart instructors: ...

Mixed feelings.

On the other side, when Xu Peigeng saw Shen Yao turning his head back, he cowardly withdrew his gaze.

Since Ranran said that sentence before, half of his mind recalled the image of Marshal Guangming and Wei An, and he was almost sure that Shen Yao would not do such a vicious thing; while the other half of the time, Ranran's sentence played like a single loop In his mind, he had to think in a direction full of colors.

Everyone at the same table ate the meal with gusto, except for Xu Peigeng.

After struggling for almost half an hour, he finally made up his mind - he decided to give the marshal a little more trust, and then asked Ranran to verify whether this matter was what he thought.

So, after the meal, he found Cheng Ran who was digesting, and said hesitantly: "Well, of course, you said before that the marshal would look at you, so what, body?"

After talking intermittently for a long time, it took Cheng Ran a long time to understand what Peipei wanted to ask.

"right."

Xu Peigeng became even more tangled and embarrassed: "Then when was the last time he saw you, cough cough, body?"

"I don't know." Cheng Ran innocently spread his hands, "If he was at home, he could see it every day, but now at the base, he has my photo in his mobile phone, and he can see it whenever he wants, so I don't care about this question. I no longer know."

This sentence is too informative!

Xu Peigeng was almost fainted from the shock, his mind was muddled, and he grasped the most important question: "Is the photo you mentioned the one with no clothes on?"

"Of course."

Cheng Ran felt baffled, how could a fish wear clothes in the water?

Xu Peigeng gasped, and covered his chest with heartache—Marshal, Marshal!You can never wash white again! ! !

The author has something to say: Xu Peigeng: The misunderstanding is gradually deepening...

Shen Yao: I always feel that someone is staring at me?

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