Marshal Sand Sculpture secretly photographed me every day

After traveling to the interstellar era for a long time, Cheng Ran has forgotten many things.

But gourmet recipes that incorporate the essence of China for thousands of years are definitely not among the things that can be forgotten!

Full of anger, Cheng Ran silently wrote a...recipe on the social networking site.

About how to cook fish.

Cheng Ran wrote down the steps carefully, and even rewrote how to enhance the aroma of grilled fish.

After silently writing the recipe for grilled fish, Cheng Ran made persistent efforts and silently wrote a recipe for grilled mushrooms, and put the two recipes together for comparison, focusing on the advantages of grilled fish and the disadvantages of grilled mushrooms.

At the end of the comparison, Cheng Ran thought for a moment, and added a line of small fonts at the bottom of the recipe: "Friendly reminder, there are many types of mushrooms in nature. Scientists have confirmed that there are at least 100 kinds of mushrooms that are toxic to varying degrees. It is recommended that you reduce your intake. .”

right!Mushrooms are poisonous!You'd better not eat it!

Cheng Ran clenched his fists angrily.

The interstellar era has made the research on how to find the best taste of food to the pinnacle, and various recipes are spread on the Internet. Therefore, Cheng Ran's recipes are not like water drops into the sea, in a "imitation mushroom mech boss series 223" , "Forward koi check-in every day, humble and pray for good luck", "Marshal's battle scene collection" and other hot news, there is no sense of existence.

Even if a few people opened it, they were soon deeply shocked by the column of ingredients.

"Black fish is the best, and Jiangtuan, grass carp, catfish, and Qingjiang fish are all acceptable."

Melon Eater: ...

Except for the marshal's house, there is no second ingredient in this entire interstellar world.

And this thing is not so much a recipe, but more like a provocation to the marshal.

Don't dare to provoke, dare not provoke.

They silently exit the star network, pretending that they have never seen this thing.

……

Shen Yao returned home in the middle of the night.

The small light at the porch automatically senses the owner's entry, and casts a light yellow warm light in time.Under the light, Shen Yao's eyelashes trembled slightly, he slowly raised his eyes, and met Pang Pang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Shen Yao raised his eyebrows, his tone full of ridicule.

He didn't go home these days, but from time to time he would use the surveillance to check on Pangpang, but it turned out that the other party seemed to have gone out, and he never emerged from the rockery.

Cheng Ran suddenly returned to the fish body, subconsciously stunned for a moment.

When he reacted, when he raised his head, he suddenly froze in place - he hadn't seen Shen Yao from such a perspective for a long time.

Across a layer of water curtain, Shen Yao's body was elongated by the light, with a slight deformation.And under the silent and dim yellow light, Shen Yao raised his arms in front of him, as if he thought it was troublesome, he didn't choose to unbutton the buttons one by one, but directly and rudely unbuttoned the whole shirt from bottom to top. Take it off.

The strong upper body was caught off guard and completely exposed to Cheng Ran's eyes.

Shen Yao casually threw the shirt into the laundry basket. The lower half of his body was wrapped tightly in black trousers, but his upper body was uncovered, showing off his tight abdominal muscles honed on the battlefield. Strong arms, messy but sharp facial features...

Cheng Ran watched Nato Hormon approaching him carelessly, his eyes were straight.

Shen Yao was half naked, half squatting in front of the fish tank, looking at the fat and silly fat man thoughtfully: "Little carp and little mushroom?"

Chubby was stunned, as if unable to react.

Shen Yao smiled, and inevitably recalled Cheng Ran's swollen face, standing in front of him and questioning himself.

On the way, he also saw Cheng Ran's recipe on Xingwang - Cheng Ran didn't seem to know how to cut a trumpet, and he posted the news directly under the name of a military student, and the provocation was almost directly in front of his eyes.

"Grilled fish..." Shen Yao lowered his eyes, let out a low laugh, and said softly, "There really is him."

Having said that, Shen Yao suddenly thought of something, and slowly raised his head, looking at Pangpang with critical and deep eyes, as if he was analyzing its skeletal trend.

wait wait wait!

Cheng Ran was shocked suddenly, realizing something was wrong.

——Could it be that the other party saw the recipe and was tempted to bake it? !

Shen Yao stared at himself intently, the more his eyes looked more and more like he was staring at a big pot of food.

Cheng Ran was heartbroken and trembling, thinking that he might have been fooled by the mushroom essence.

He actually thought about contributing the recipe and eating himself!

After a long while, Shen Yao raised his index finger, tapped his knuckles on the wall of the fish tank, and frightened it solemnly: "Your second master is a mushroom spirit, and he likes to eat fish the most. If you are disobedient in the future, I will let him get away with it." Stewed and ate you."

Cheng Ran's eyes widened in disbelief.

really! ! !

#小罗肤象Failed to compete for favor, was killed by the new owner and stewed fish#

This title popped up in Cheng Ran's mind uncontrollably.

Shen Yao clearly saw that Pang Pang was trembling with fright, and his bad taste was fully satisfied again, and jokingly said, "Shall I read the recipe for you?"

Shen Yao poked Ranran's personal homepage familiarly, and saw that he had poked countless times in private.He found the latest news, cleared his throat, and began to read: "First, take a fish, scrape off the scales, and remove the main fish bones..."

Cheng Ran's eyes widened in anger - he clearly wrote Heiyu!Blackfish and crucian carp are different!How can you swallow words casually when reading recipes!

"After processing the fish, heat the pan first, pour in a little oil, and when the oil is hot, add green onion, ginger, and garlic to burst out the fragrance, then pour in the fish, stir fry continuously, and fry until the fish is golden on both sides."

Shen Yao read the menu in a flat tone.

Cheng Ran shook silently, subconsciously hid in the corner of the fish tank, and shook again.

Obviously this sentence is from the recipe written by him, but now Cheng Ran felt a chill from the tail.

Shen Yao read the entire recipe patiently, and when he looked up again, he was not surprised to see that Pangpang had already hid in the corner, and was trying to roll himself into a ball to reduce his sense of presence.

Shen Yao bent the corners of his lips, but quickly pressed them down before Cheng Ran found out, and said thoughtfully, "I don't know if the deep-fried minced fish balls are delicious..."

Fat Brush pulled himself straight, from a fish ball to a stiff dried fish.

Shen Yao raised a smile: "Small crispy dried fish."

Pangpang transformed again, condensing himself into a twist.

Shen Yao swept away the tiredness of the whole day in the fun of teasing fish, and even the depression of failing to confess during the day disappeared a lot.The bad taste was satisfied to seven or eight points, Shen Yao finally showed mercy, and reluctantly boasted: "Well, I have practiced acrobatics well recently."

Cheng Ran: QAQ

He felt that he had thoroughly proved the seven words: he shot himself in the foot with a stone.

Shen Yao looked at Pangpang, couldn't stop his smile, and finally gave it a piece of advice: "If you're afraid, be good, if you make him angry, I can't protect you."

This mushroom spirit is so rampant before he even enters the door, and he will still have to enter the door later! ! !

Cheng Ran deeply felt that this day could not be passed.

After Shen Yao frightened Fat Fish, he fed him a few handfuls of fish food contentedly, and seized the timing when Fat Yu was terrified, yawning and going into the bathroom.

Cheng Ran listened to the sound of water on the partition wall, and began to silently think about the possibility of a fish running away from home...

The next day, Cheng Ran was woken up from his sleep by the abrupt ringing of the phone.

He opened his eyes and stared at the snow-white ceiling, the confusion from when he just woke up remained in his eyes.

correct!Grilled fish!

Cheng Ran sat up from the bed in shock.

After a while of dizziness, Cheng Ran's eyes slowly focused, and his mind slowly came to his senses - this was not in a fish tank.

You don't have to worry about being put in the pot.

Cheng Ran's shoulders relaxed, he let out a sigh of relief, and then took out his optical brain, and quickly deleted the recipe he posted last night.

After deleting, Cheng Ran thought about it, but felt that it was not safe enough, so he quickly read a few more mushroom recipes, such as baked mushrooms with cheese, stewed chicken with mushrooms, trying to refresh Shen Yao's memory in terms of quantity.

After doing all this, Cheng Ran felt that his survival rate had exceeded the passing mark, so he patted his chest and went to class with peace of mind.

Physical exercise class.

Shen Yao changed his clothes and stood next to the teacher as usual.

Cheng Ran: ...

Who can tell him why there are teaching assistants in physical education?

Compared to the speechless Cheng Ran, the mood of the other students can be described as suffering and rewarding!

Their eyes flicked back and forth between Cheng Ran and Shen Yao, sometimes they rubbed their fists in high spirits, and sometimes they hid in the dark and secretly smiled—letting the two of you show off your IQ together before, but now you are fighting for your physical strength, F-level little Cheng Ran It must not work, hehehe...

Cheng Ran was ignorant.

In the first class of school, the teacher of the physical exercise class didn't mean to let go of the water at all. He just asked everyone to run 3000 meters.

Amidst the wailing, Cheng Ran walked aside expressionlessly and began to warm up.

Xu Peigeng sneaked closer, with a gloomy expression on his face: "Of course, why don't you protest?"

Cheng Ran pointed in Shen Yao's direction indifferently, and asked, "Did you see it?"

Xu Peigeng glanced at it, wondering: "I saw it, so?"

Cheng Ran snorted: "Shen Yao is here, do you think the idea of ​​running 3000 meters is our teacher's or his? If it is Shen Yao's idea, do you think protesting is useful?"

Xu Peigeng: ...

How do I know? I don't have such an inappropriate relationship with Marshal Shen like you...

Cheng Ran didn't wait for Peipei to answer, but looked at Shen Yao angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "Shen Yao's temperament is that the more you scream, the happier he is."

After speaking, Cheng Ran seemed to realize something, and suddenly opened his eyes wide.

Not far away, Shen Yao looked at the students howling on the playground, with a not-so-obvious, gloating smile on the corner of his mouth.

Just like last night, reading the recipe to Pang Pang.

Cheng Ran had a flash of inspiration, and he completely understood - when the mushroom essence came, he stewed it and ate it, and it was clearly cheating it again!

On the opposite side, Shen Yao seemed to sense something, raised his head, smiled at Cheng Ran, and compared three words with his mouth.

I'm waiting for you.

Cheng Ran squinted his eyes, remembering the unrevenged revenge last night, and he didn't appreciate it.

At this moment, Xu Peigeng grabbed Cheng Ran's arm suddenly, trembling in disbelief—what did Marshal Shen just say?I love you?

Is this a confession to Ranran?

Suddenly, what should I do if I am suddenly sued!