Marshal Sand Sculpture secretly photographed me every day

For some reason, after taking a nap, Cheng Ran inexplicably transmigrated back into his human body.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and a familiar crying sound came from his ears: "Of course, you must not have an accident..."

Cheng Ran opened his eyes and called out weakly, "Peipei."

Xu Peigeng raised his head with tears in his eyes, and the moment he saw him, his eyes lit up: "Are you awake?"

Cheng Ran moved his body, and immediately there were bursts of tingling pain on his tailbone.He took a deep breath and didn't dare to move any more, he just turned his eyes around.

"Where am I?" Cheng Ran was puzzled.

"This is the school hospital. I heard from the doctor that you were dizzy due to hypoglycemia, so you accidentally rolled down the stairs." Xu Peigeng looked at him tearfully, his eyes full of emotion, "So this is an F-level physique."

Cheng Ran was silent, and wanted to tell him that his slip had nothing to do with his physique.

Xu Peigeng sighed: "Oh, you accidentally injured your tailbone, the doctor advised you to rest for a while. Depending on the time, we will have military training for freshmen soon, and I don't know if you can catch up."

Military training?Doesn't sound like a good word?

Cheng Ran lacked interest.

"Don't talk about this, do you know who saved you?"

Speaking of this, Xu Peigeng became a little interested, and whispered gossip, "It's Marshal Shen! He happened to be nearby at the time, and when he saw you fainted, he moved you to the hospital."

Shen Yao?

Cheng Ran raised his eyebrows, and suddenly remembered the abnormality of the other party.

Xu Peigeng was still expressing envy: "You are so lucky."

Cheng Ran couldn't laugh or cry, thought for a while, and asked, "What did Marshal Shen do today?"

Veteran fan Xu Peigeng really knew Shen Yao's whereabouts clearly. Hearing his question, he immediately took out his optical brain with great interest: "Marshal Shen won the lottery today."

Cheng Ran glanced at it, and the tag of #沉尧销奖# quickly rushed to the top of the list in just a few hours, and firmly occupied the top spot.

——The second place is #沉尧家的小爱#.

Cheng Ran felt particularly uneasy about the hot search No.2. However, before he got to the bottom of it, Xu Peigeng clicked on the first topic: "Look, on the same day, Marshal Shen won two prizes, one with a winning rate of 0.02 %, a 0.002%, so the probability of simultaneous occurrence is..."

Xu Peigeng got stuck.

"0.0000004%." Cheng Ran answered.

"That's right! With so many decimal places, the marshal is really amazing!" Xu Peigeng said excitedly, "Either he is not a eu, or even a eu is not a human being!"

Cheng Ran: ...

It doesn't seem like a compliment.

Xu Peigeng babbled to Cheng Ran again, "How great is the Marshal", "How handsome is the Marshal", and finally the people in the hospital couldn't take it anymore, and kicked Cheng Ran out on the grounds that Cheng Ran needed to rest.

In the quiet ward, Cheng Ran lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then reopened his brain.

——Search for the second hot tag, "Marshal Shen's little cutie".

Zhinao immediately displayed a series of information.

"#沉元叔家的小喜儿# Is there any god to guide what kind of species this is?"

"#沉元司家的小喜儿# Does the plush party mean that you are serious? How cute is this bald, cold and not easy to masturbate?"

"#沉元司家的小喜爱# Marshal posted a photo on his front foot, and won x2 on his back foot. Thinking carefully..."

Cheng Ran sifted down one by one, and finally, his fingertips stopped on the news that Shen Yao sent.

He clicked on the photo——

A round fish butt appeared on the screen.

The veins on Cheng Ran's forehead twitched.

……

On the other side, the military department.

Just after the meeting ended, Lu Jiheng thought of the news on the Internet, and asked a lot: "Is that the fish you raised?"

Shen Yao's news became popular on the star network, and everyone had heard about it.The generals of the military department who were about to leave the venue stopped one after another and turned their ears to gossip.

Shen Yao froze for a moment, then showed a reserved smile: "Have you read it?"

Lu Jiheng asked curiously: "Is it easy to raise? What kind of species? What does it eat? Are there any requirements for water quality? Do you usually touch it?"

Shen Yao was given a headache by a series of questions, but he still thought about it, and said seriously: "I don't eat much, but I entrust the laboratory to order water and fish food, so I don't know if it is picky or not. "

"As for whether to touch it..." Shen Yao sighed helplessly, "Does it look like a good-tempered fish?"

Lu Jiheng instantly thought of that half arrogant fish butt.

"Since you can't touch it and you can't suck it, what's the use of raising it?" Lu Jiheng was puzzled.

Shen Yao smiled delicately: "It's a koi."

Lu Jiheng was confused: "So?"

"So, posting it can change your luck." Shen Yao reminded appropriately, "Did you forget the two prizes I won?"

Lu Jiheng was stunned.

Shen Yao smiled and said nothing - he didn't need to say much at all, the fact that he won the lottery is the best proof of the fact.

Lu Jiheng was clearly aware of the extent of his boss's black face, and excitedly hugged his thighs on the spot: "Boss, you can't take this treasure by yourself, share it with your brothers~"

Members of the military department nodded in agreement.

Marshal Shen can win the lottery, so it's not too much for them to use it for luck/SSS skin/big red envelopes!

Besides, even if it's useless, it's fine to forward it to flatter your boss.

Shen Yao thought for a while, and responded readily, "That's fine."

After all, he posted a photo of Chubby in the internal group of the military department.

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The group members quickly started saving pictures.

Cloud sucks fish.

Satisfied.

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The smile gradually became stiff.

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You are a show pet madman, there is no end to it, hey!

As the matter of Shen Yao slowly fermented on Xingwang.com, some netizens also began to notice the existence of koi.

"Hahahaha I have a bold guess. The pet given by the marshal may be some kind of mascot in the ancient earth era, the kind that gathers the aura of heaven and earth and absorbs the luck of the world, so it can bring good luck to people around. And the way to bring good luck is to repost the pictures..."

The sand sculpture netizen's analysis was well-founded, and many people followed suit laughingly.

However, if they go along with it, they don't really believe it in their hearts.

What praying to gods and Buddhas, what blessings and praying, are all feudal superstitions!In the interstellar era with extremely advanced technology, people have become accustomed to relying on science, mascots and so on, it sounds fake.

However, slowly, the people who eat melons discovered that something was not quite right.

Those generals in the military who haven't posted anything for a long time, for some reason, posted... fish?

The key is other people's fish.

“@早天恩地Lu Jiheng: [Picture] I asked someone for a photo, and I hope it’s good luck hahaha”

“@一部军草河少阳: [Picture] Greetings to everyone for today’s koi~ Well, please bless me to get the SSS-level skin that xxx game just released recently!”

“@机械手陈嘉: [Picture] follow suit, seek transshipment”

……

For a moment, the same fish in various poses suddenly dominated the screen.

Military fans: ? ? ?

Cheng Ran:? ? ?

When did Shen Yao secretly take so many photos of it? !

Shen Yao, what kind of straight male death scene is this? !

What kind of ugly posture is this captured? !

——Cheng Ran, the koi carp lying on the hospital bed and brushing his brain, vomits three liters of blood every day.

However, it doesn't stop there.

On Xingwang.com, because of Lu Jiheng's "koi", everyone is now sighing: So this is a koi!

Is it really a mascot?

The melon-eating party picked out the real emperor who was the mascot at first, and compared the two sides, and found that although the real emperor was talking nonsense, he might have guessed it right.

The popular "Truth Emperor" can't laugh or cry: "It's not an inside story, there is no gossip, I'm really just making random comparisons, everyone still has to believe in science!"

Cheng Ran looked at the turmoil on the Internet and felt like crying.

He carefully recalled the difference between the two types of fish——

The carp has flat sides and a round belly. Because the ancestor once produced a talented athlete, and later flew to the heaven, the remaining children and grandchildren are working hard to jump the dragon gate every day.

And crucian carp, also known as crucian claws and squid, has a slender body and beautiful curves. It is rich in calcium ions, phosphorus ions, iron ions and other minerals, as well as vitamin B1, niacin, vitamin B12 and other ingredients. Add some scallions and add some water, the fragrance is tangy and full of nutrition...

cough.

To be honest, in terms of appearance, the two do have certain similarities.

Cheng Ran, who recognized the truth, was completely autistic.

"Of course, I have good news for you! Do you know who our instructor is for this military training? It's Marshal Shen! You..."

Xu Peigeng, who came to visit the class on time, just poked his head in. After seeing Cheng Ran's pale face, he subconsciously silenced his voice: "Happy... Happy..."

Cheng Ran numbly turned off the phone and nodded numbly: "I'm happy, I'm so happy."

Xu Peigeng was silent, and said weakly: "But I don't think you look very happy."

Cheng Ran glanced at him, and forcefully pulled out a distorted and stiff smile.

Xu Peigeng: QAQ

You seem to be even more unhappy ah hello!