Marshal Sand Sculpture secretly photographed me every day

【1】

The fifth of the top ten unsolved mysteries: "Who is the father of the child in Ranran's family?"

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Shen Yao and Cheng Ran spent more than half a year on their honeymoon after they got married. Cheng Anning stayed at home alone and was bored, so she simply found some traveling companions for herself, took a leave of absence from the company, and traveled around the mountains and rivers. up.

After Shen Yao came back from his honeymoon, he was sent by the military to go on a business trip, and he was away for half a month.

So, Cheng Ran was the only one left in the family during this time.

One day, Cheng Ran was woken up by Xu Peigeng's phone call early in the morning: "Of course, some fish in the aquarium have become fine!"

Cheng Ran suddenly woke up.

After Xu Peigeng graduated, he took over the management of the aquarium.He has a good relationship with Ranran, and he knows something about Ranran's transformation into a fish, so Cheng Anning and Shen Yao specially asked him to be in charge of the aquarium, and the main task was to observe whether any animals showed signs of becoming sperm.

This morning, Xu Peigeng checked the aquarium routinely, and as a result, he picked up a baby directly by the pool!

It's not a baby fish, it's not a small octopus ball, but it looks like a serious baby!

Xu Peigeng was stunned by the baby's cries for a long time, then turned his head to look at the crucian carp pond next to him, and then looked at the baby, wondering in his heart—is it really crucian carp essence?

Here, Cheng Ran received a call and rushed to the aquarium in a hurry.

He pinched the baby's right foot, looked at the sole of the foot, pinched the baby's ear and looked at the back of the head, and finally scratched the back of his head uncertainly: "It looks like a crucian carp, but it doesn't seem like a crucian carp. "

However, they actually raised offspring who became spirits!

Cheng Ran almost cried with joy.

Xu Peigeng also felt excited when he saw it, but the child couldn't tell the outside world, so in the end, he could only let Cheng Ran take the baby home first, and then observe and observe.

……

Shen Yao finally ended his business trip that lasted half a month. During this half month, he could only sleep with Cheng Ran's photo in his arms every night. I hurried home.

Standing in front of the gate, thinking of Ranran at home, Shen Yao couldn't help but have a happy smile on his face.

He pushed open the door, his tone full of joy: "Of course, I'm back..."

Shen Yao looked at the mess in front of him, and the smile froze on his face.

——At this time, Cheng Ran was holding a baby in his hands, and was feeding milk to him with sweat all over his head, and there were lumps here and there on the ground, either diapers or broken bowls.

Obviously, the child had been at home for more than a day or two.

When Cheng Ran saw him, he was shocked for a second: "You're back? Why didn't you tell me in advance?"

Shen Yao stared at the child: "I said so."

"When?" Cheng Ran just raised his head, but the baby in his hand began to babble and cry again, and he immediately patted the baby's back in a hurry to comfort him.

Shen Yao squinted his eyes—is this coaxing movement very skillful!

Cheng Ran tugged on the baby's clothes, and inadvertently exposed a small piece of the baby's tail.

Shen Yao saw the fish tail at a glance!

He touched his forehead subconsciously, always feeling a little green.

Shen Yao stretched out his hand and covered his aching chest: "This child is a crucian carp?"

Cheng Ran shook his head.

Shen Yao felt a little relieved.

As a result, Cheng Ran said: "Strictly speaking, it is a cross between crucian carp and carp."

Shen Yao was even more sad in an instant.

Cheng Ran coaxed the baby to sleep, and when he looked up, he saw Shen Yao's face was green.

Not to mention how desperate.

Cheng Ran understood in seconds, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said speechlessly, "It's not mine!"

There was a gleam of light in Shen Yao's eyes: "Really?"

Cheng Ran rolled his eyes: "How many times do I have to say, I'm not a female fish and I don't have the ability to reproduce."

Shen Yao was still worried: "Then maybe there is such a mature female carp."

Cheng Ran tried his best to hold back his breath: "This child is more than three months old."

Shen Yao spoke convincingly: "Then what's the matter? What does his age have to do with who gave birth to him?"

The corners of Cheng Ran's mouth twitched and he looked at him quietly.

Shen Yao blinked and realized: "That's right, I've only been away for half a month."

Cheng Ran put the sleeping baby back into the stroller, then jumped on him and pinched his cheeks: "Yes! In half a month, where would I go to conjure a mature female fish and give birth to a three-month-old baby?" !"

Shen Yao was pinched and grinned: "Ah, ah, didn't I go crazy with anger? Whoever enters the door and sees a fish tail will think it is your child?"

Cheng Ran was furious: "Why don't you say it was born between us?"

Shen Yao grinned and showed eight teeth, and said happily, "That's a good thing, but give me one."

Cheng Ran: ...

He pinched Shen Yao's face again in disbelief, wondering—why is this face getting thicker and thicker?

Shen Yao had an oolong meeting when they met, but he treated the child very well afterwards, and those who bought nanny robots and toys became more and more inclined to be a child slave.

That day, when Cheng Ran and Shen Yao came back from shopping, they opened the door and complained gloomily, "It's fine if you buy toys, but you can't use building block puzzles until the child is at least six years old, right?"

Shen Yao laughed happily: "Are you prepared for any danger? What if our child is very smart?"

Cheng Ran looked at him in admiration—a week ago, he disliked children for being too crying and fussy, but now that he has developed feelings, he changed his name to "our child"? !

The two were concentrating on bickering, but they didn't notice that in the living room, Cheng An Ning, who had just returned from vacation, opened her mouth silently.

Cheng Ran put the shoes back in the entrance, saw Cheng An Ning, and said pleasantly, "Sister-in-law, you're back too?"

Cheng Anning looked at Cheng Ran, then at Shen Yao, and finally turned back to Cheng Ran, with a suspicious expression on her face: "Wow, you will have a baby?!"

Cheng Ran covered his face: "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about, I didn't give birth to this."

Cheng Anning nodded dully: "Oh, you didn't give birth...so Shen Yao will have a baby?!"

Cheng Anning's three views collapsed even more.

Cheng Ran: ...

Shen Yao leaned against the door frame, crossed his arms, and looked at it leisurely - sure enough, in comparison, wasn't his previous reaction very stupid~

【2】

Top [-] Unsolved Mysteries #[-]: "Who's Up?"

Shen Yao and Cheng Ran had an interview on the [-]th anniversary of their marriage.

The first half of the show went on smoothly. When it was nearing the end, the host put down the script he had prepared and asked the two of them a personal question very gossip.

"I heard that Cheng Jijia was losing weight some time ago, was it because of some external stimulation?"

Cheng Ran touched his chin and said, "Oh, this matter. Actually, the reason is that I ate too well a while ago, which caused me to gain weight a little bit, and then two nights ago...cough, in short, it was because he disliked I am heavy."

While talking, Cheng Ran squinted and glanced at Shen Yao angrily.

Shen Yao raised his forehead: "When did I say you were heavy?"

Cheng Ran narrowed his eyes, disgusted: "You said that I suppress you too much, it means the same thing anyway."

Shen Yao was stunned.

"hiss--"

The host couldn't hold back, and gasped on the spot.

Shen Yao looked at her, and saw the other party looking at him, with a face full of "So you are actually from below?!"

Shen Yao was thoughtful, then looked at Cheng Ran, and saw that the other party was smiling like a stealing cat, and the crow's feet were about to burst out of laughter.

He suddenly understood in his heart - but this was intentional.

Shen Yao's mind flickered, and he subconsciously remembered the scene two days ago, when Cheng Ran was lying on his body, coughing, coughing, coughing, coughing, coughing, and finally pinched the soft flesh on Ranran's waist , half mocking and half jokingly saying that he suppressed himself...

As he thought about it, the tips of his ears turned red.

Tsk, I suddenly want to eat navel oranges.

Behind the host's back, Cheng Ran secretly bared his teeth at Shen Yao, with threats in his eyes: Do you dare to try to defend yourself?

Shen Yao smiled and said nothing: Don't worry, I won't say anything.

Cheng Ran still had some doubts: Really?

Shen Yao raised his eyebrows indifferently—the audience wouldn't believe it anyway.

Cheng Ran didn't believe in evil, looked at the host who was about to pass out, and tilted his head - obviously the host believed it!

……

After the show aired, Cheng Ran went online to read the reviews.

In the end, as Shen Yao said, those netizens are rooted!Book!No!letter!

Even the host, who seemed to believe him, blinked mischievously at the camera after the interview, and smiled: "Of course he's so cute, he still wants to lie to me, but he's almost overflowing with aura." .”

Cheng Ran slammed the table angrily—what kind of aura is he receiving!

He was so angry that he threw Shen Yao on the bed and kissed him aggressively.

Then, Shen Yao bought a lot of navel oranges.

【3】

Seven of the top ten unsolved mysteries: "What is the tenth unsolved mystery?"

In the voting pool, the pre-selection options for the top ten are——

No.7: "Will Shen Yao still remember Ranran after losing his memory?"

No.8: "What will happen if two people wear it to the abo world"

No.9: "Is the general mecha made by Cheng Ran confessing his confession, or is he confessing his confession?"

Etc., etc.

As a result, there are many fans supporting each option, and when there are more people, they have a lot of complaints about the ranking.

No.8 means that No.7 has no meaning at all, it must have been posted by swiping the ticket.

No.9 means that No.8 and No.7 are too small, they only know love and love, which is not in line with the spirit of "scientific development, positive and enterprising" in the interstellar era.

No.7 ridiculed that No.8 and No.9 are the same raccoon dogs, they are both poor people who can't win the number of votes and then start acting weird.

And No.10 is the most choked one, perhaps because of the last place so the competition is particularly fierce.Since the voting, the number of votes for the tenth, No.11, and No.12 questions has been changing, and no question has ever been able to sit firmly on the throne of No.10 for more than a day.

Cheng Ran looked at the smoky battlefield on the Internet, shook his head, quit Starnet, poked Shen Yao on the shoulder, and began to think: "How many years do you have to retire?"

Shen Yao thought for a while: "Two and a half years. The successors at the military department have been trained, and the old Lu is also handling the chores. I can retire anytime I want. However, after another two years, I have enough working years and I can retire. Gold will double."

Cheng Ran nodded virtuously: "Then you can stay for another two and a half years, two years is actually not a long time."

The two smiled tacitly, and began to list on the paper what they would do after retirement.

"I want to eat food from all over the planet."

"I want to collect all the limited edition mecha models."

"Xiao Liji is about to graduate from elementary school, and he is starting junior high school. I need to find a tutor for him."

(The little tenderloin is the mixed-race baby of crucian carp and carp)

"We don't have time, let my sister-in-law take it."

"That's a good idea. I also want to go to Ocean Star's aquarium and pretend to be an ordinary fish for a day, and see if the tourists can recognize me."

"Then I'll take some medicine, turn into a tail, pretend to be a mermaid and go into the water with you."

……

In the world of mortals, sooner or later, there will always be such a person by your side, who will laugh with you, cry with you, and make trouble with you.

Then, even if the road ahead is uncertain, even if the years are long, it is enough to make you sigh and live up to this life.

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