Did Tiandao die again today?

Brother Lu didn't know how this happened. Why did he somehow become the director of the village committee?

After the snowstorm, it was a new year. Before the Chinese New Year, the masters of the power company repaired the electric circuit in Shixi Village. Although the snowstorm caused a lot of losses to the city, and there were even elderly people in other villages who couldn’t survive, but in Shixi Village, apart from the houses A few houses collapsed, and one villager's foot was crushed, but the rest did not have much impact, because Village Chief Wang arranged for the elderly in a timely manner, and he even received a commendation from the city.This year, Shixi Village is very lively. In Erbaye Village, a big pot of rice was cooked, which is also the custom here. After a catastrophe, the New Year must be held in a big way. The more lively the better, this will scare away the disaster beasts.

During the activities in the village, the villagers who are good at singing and dancing performed a few operas on the stage, and the villagers off the stage ate, drank, talked and laughed, and even though the open-air seats were so lively, they didn't feel cold.During the program on stage, Village Chief Wang also came on stage and said a few words. He said that today's snow disaster also talked about the next year's village cadre election. The village head's first nomination won the applause of the villagers. At this time, Brother Lu was still feeding Chatter, and was poked twice by Hang Lili and raised his head in a daze.

The election in Shixi Village is just in February, and all the migrant workers have come back during the Chinese New Year. There are many people and the election is convenient.There are a total of [-] or [-] households in Shixi Village, and each household casts a representative to vote, and the votes are sung in half a day in an orderly manner-there is no doubt about this year's election, the three candidates and the other two all voted for Brother Lu What else can stop Brother Lu from being elected?Oh yes, like age.Village head Wang was singing the ballots excitedly, and was about to announce that Lu Misheng had been elected. Someone suddenly asked, "Is Xiaolu an adult?" The huge village committee hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone turned to look at Father Hang.

Father Hang silently took out his mobile phone to make a call.At this time, Brother Lu was patrolling the mountains with Hang Lili. I don’t know whether the chemical fertilizers and nutrient solution are useful or this variety of oranges and apples are anti-freezing. After a round of inspections, only 43 trees were damaged by the frost on Hang Lili’s [-] acres of land, and the loss was much smaller than expected. , at this time, Hang Lili was laughing. When she received a phone call from Father Hang asking about Brother Lu's age, she didn't think much about it. She turned around and asked, knowing that he had just come of age on his ID card, so she sent a message. "Hey", saying that it's okay for you to choose the person himself?

Village Chief Wang said that there was no problem. This is called cutting first and playing later, and he has already seen Brother Lu's temper. If you really ask him, he must have no intention of doing so. It is better to put him on the shelf first. Xiaolu will definitely not be able to shirk the responsibility.For this reason, Village Chief Wang also played a trick and called a group of old people over. They were all the old people who were taken care of in the snow disaster. Sure enough, he was eaten to death, and Village Chief Wang took the opportunity to grab Brother Lu's hand and yelled slogans: Harmony, democracy, prosperity, prosperity.

Brother Lu: "..." You always have to pay it back when you come out to hang out. He didn't expect that one day he would be trapped by someone.

The new official took office three fires, Brother Lu didn't light fires, he built a house, but before that he had to go to the city to get a subsidy.He has always been in a high position, and being a village chief for the first time is actually quite novel, but after two days he found that being a village chief is more difficult than being an emperor. It's just a sandwich biscuit, with a mission and people's will, regardless of whether it is right or wrong, if the mission conflicts with the people's will, do you think it's better to do the mission or follow the people's will?Seeing that Village Chief Wang's gray hair has turned black in a few days without being the village chief, Brother Lu suddenly felt that he was cheated.

Village head Wang, who had just stepped down after the Chinese New Year, took Brother Lu to the town to meet people. At the beginning, the staff in the town thought that Brother Lu was the junior of Village Head Wang. This sentence, "This is your grandson? How old is this year?" When asked, the corner of Village Chief Wang’s mouth twitched and he hurriedly introduced this as the new village chief of our Shixi Village, but the staff in the town wrinkled with laughter, thinking that this Shixi Village is really unconventional, she didn’t take it seriously.When Brother Lu handed in the information, the staff stared blankly for 10 minutes before raising his head, turning his head to ask Village Chief Wang, "Is this really the new village chief of Shixi Village?" Isn't this a joke!What's wrong with going to college at this age!The same is true for Shixi Village, just play with the children.

It's a pity that this idea was slapped in the face within 10 minutes.What is the responsibility of the village head? Simply put, it is to do a good job in village governance. Of course, in modern times, we have to add a sentence of building a new countryside, just like the slogan of village head Wang called "harmony, democracy, prosperity, prosperity and strength". Brother Lu can't shout slogans , under the suspicious eyes of the town cadres, under the condition that the subsidy was blocked, Brother Lu made a phone call without saying a word, and after the phone call, he got a resort investment of [-] million yuan - the investor Lin Fan, for the little teacher Uncle, he raised his hands and feet to support him.Hang Lili built an orchard with the support of heaven, Shixi Village is a spiritual place, Lin Fan has no doubt that his investment may fail.

An investment of [-] million is enough to impress the mayor. In the past, Shixi Village was a small village on the side of a mountain that was relatively backward in the development of agriculture. With this investment of [-] million, Brother Lu, the village chief, was the first to be registered in the town. One day, he became famous.Investment is complicated. Lin Fan will bring his team to discuss it in person in a few days. Brother Lu doesn't plan to take care of it. With the aid of [-] million Dongfeng, he drove fast and got a subsidy to complete today's goal. Brother Lu went back to the village to build a house up.He had discovered before that there were still many dilapidated houses in Shixi Village, and Brother Lu planned to do his best to renovate them in the village.

"That... Xiaolu, this investment thing...is it over?" Village head Wang is the person who has served as the village head for several years. He felt that something was wrong, why did he feel that Xiaolu released the [-] million just for this little subsidy?

"Well," the subsidy is in hand and the matter is completed.

"Ah no, then this [-] million..." Seeing Brother Lu blinking, Village Chief Wang suddenly felt his heart beating violently, so you brought this [-] million just for such a small subsidy? !Village head Wang felt that he was too old to keep up with the thinking of young people.

An investment of [-] million yuan may not even be enough to talk about in the town, and Shixi Village is even more untouchable. After returning to the village, Brother Lu arranged for people to renovate the dilapidated houses, and after a wave of subsidies for a few widowed elderly, he helped Hang Lili. Start recruiting.There are still watermelons this year, but there are [-] acres of mountainous land that Hang Lili can't handle. She was able to handle a few temporary workers before, but this time she plans to expand the orchard, so hiring only temporary workers is obviously not enough.Hang Lili posted a wave of recruitment information on the Internet. Since she was busy fertilizing, Brother Lu helped her go to Mingshi to the job fair.

The agricultural company in the mountain village is not very popular. Brother Lu was assigned to a corner, and few people came to him in the crowded job fair. Compared with the overcrowded booths of various companies opposite, Brother Lu calmly played the game On the contrary, he was particularly eye-catching, and the recruiters of the game company on the side glanced at him from time to time.

"Hey, handsome guy, let's play cards." The card of 666 game company is hanging next to it. There are three people in total. An overworked work nerd, after watching Brother Lu playing cards for a while, he soon became obsessed with Brother Lu's amazing koi hand: "The handsome guy is super European! This millennium with a 30% burst rate You have drawn all the magicians!"

Why did this sound a little wrong, Brother Lu glanced at it, but was taken aback, this person's black face is short-lived.Guessing that it was only a few days before he died, Brother Lu met him and saved him by the way.

"Yintang is black, eyes are dull, lips are cracked and tongue is scorched, and soul is slackened. You have died recently." When Brother Lu opened his mouth, the other party was stunned, hey, brother, are you not here?Aren't we talking about games?Brother Lu looked at his young age, but it turned out that the moment he opened his mouth, it was fate.Hearing Brother Lu say "hand", the geek stretched out his hand obediently. Brother Lu counted his pulse and died of overwork.

Glancing at the recruitment board of the game company, Brother Lu said: "Heart disease and kidney deficiency, I suggest changing jobs." After speaking, Brother Lu was addicted to drawing cards again.

Worker: "..." Who am I?where am I?What happened just now?

"Hey, little brother, do you know fortune-telling?" The working man was still doubting his life, but a woman from an advertising company on the other side poked her head with interest: "Little brother, show me."

Brother Lu raised his head from the game, he is really not good at reading. The previous job geek was close to death, which is hard to ignore, but this one can't see anything.However, Brother Lu still gave someone a pulse, and got a happy pulse, and then the lady beside him was ecstatic and asked three times, "Really? Really? Really?" Seeing Brother Lu nodding, the lady asked for leave on the phone Handed over the stall to a colleague and the lady went straight to the hospital.

Brother Lu didn't care about a small detail, but when the lady came again in the afternoon, she brought her husband over and thanked Brother Lu with tears of joy. Only then did Brother Lu realize that this lady had been married for ten years and hadn't gotten married. Pregnancy became a heart disease.But it was a good thing, Brother Lu dropped by and gave the other party a few apples that Hang Lili just planted. The apples grown in the Three Realms Orchard have aura and are good for pregnant women.

On the first day of the job fair, Brother Lu did a good deed and was in a good mood. Although he failed to recruit anyone, he continued to recruit at the job fair on the second day. As a result, the advertising company on the left did not come, and the game on the right The company didn't show up, so he was puzzled for a moment. Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, he saw several companies next to him avoiding him like a scourge. Brother Lu said, "Huh?"What's going on?

Everyone: This orchard is poisonous!This person is poisonous!It took only one day to break up the two companies. This person can't get involved!

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