Did Tiandao die again today?

"Qingxiao? Do you want to sing?" Singing a song, Han Yan put on a cool pose and took a selfie of himself, threw the microphone away very handsomely, and asked Lu Misheng if he would sing.He just looked outside the door at this time, saw Lu Misheng in a daze, turned his head 360 degrees, looked at Lu Misheng again, still in a daze, turned his head and asked Sang Debi: "Who is this? "

Confused: "..." Fei Zong was stunned, he didn't understand the magical thinking of his ancestor, didn't you ask me to deliver a letter to Xianjun?

"I clearly smell the water of the Styx River..." Hanba sniffed and looked at Lu Misheng: "It's strange, why do you have traces of immortal locks on your body?"

"This one..." Brother Lu understood in an instant that it was all the fault of the Dao of Heaven. This one recognized him as Qing Xiao before, and he didn't know what to call the originator of zombies. After thinking about it, he thought about calling him "Friend Daoist" ", and asked again: "Did fellow Taoists recognize me as Emperor Qingxiao?"

"Huh?" Hearing Lu Misheng call Qing Xiao the emperor, Han Yan reacted for a moment, and came to a conclusion: "Could it be that you are Qing Xiao's super fan?"

Lu Misheng: "..." The thinking of the originator of the mourning zombie is really strange!

Seeing Brother Lu's expression, Han Yan knew that he had guessed wrong, but he couldn't help but be puzzled, this immortal looked very similar to Qing Xiao, if he hadn't known Qing Xiao, he would have admitted his mistake.

"Fellow Daoists also practice swords?" Fan Fan dismissed the pain, Han Yan touched his chin and circled around Brother Lu.

"Yes," Brother Lu nodded.

"I smell a conspiracy," Han Yan opened a can of beer after the transfer, and threw a can to Brother Lu by the way: "According to the development of comics, don't fellow daoists want to become Qing Xiao?" There are many people in this realm.

If it is a conspiracy, it should also be a conspiracy of heaven.Listening to Hanba asking for his name, Brother Lu introduced himself, and then asked: "Friend Daoist and Emperor Qingxiao are very familiar?"

"Don't call yourself an emperor in front of me. I hate those twitches in the sky the most. Qingxiao is Qingxiao." Han Yan leaned on the sofa and said, "I know all about Qingxiao's shit. What's wrong with Xiaolu?" Want to ask??"

Hanba was impatient with the title of "Emperor", Brother Lu followed the good advice, raised his eyes and asked, "Where is Qingxiao now?" Everything started because of Qingxiao, and he wanted to ask for a long time, where is Qingxiao now?

"After jumping to Zhanxiantai, the ashes and smoke will probably be wiped out." Seeing Lu Misheng's serious expression, Han Yan spread his hands with a smile, but when he turned his hands over, his sword was on the verge of breaking out.Zombies are good at fire, Han Yao pinched Lu Misheng's throat with his ignited hand, and asked with a cold face: "Who are you? Why is there a mark of Binding Xiansuo?" Binding Xiansuo is Qing Xiao's natal life How could a stranger have the imprint of the Immortal Binding Lock when the magic weapon was forged?

"I also want to ask...why am I in Zhenxian Pagoda as soon as I opened my eyes?" Finally seeing a strong enemy, Brother Lu drew out his sword, and the sword light was shining brightly like a rainbow.It's just that the zombie's skin is hard, and it only heard the sound of metal "clang" but it didn't hurt Han Ba ​​at all.

"Hehe, little deer, are you playing with a sword? It's not enough to tickle me!" Hanba's mouth was low, and he attacked while talking, Brother Lu frowned and responded with a sword, "clang" a few times, Brother Lu obviously used his strength, feeling When the sword became heavier and heavier, Han Yan gathered his speed, and kept talking while running: "Little deer, you have such a little bean sprouts, are you not full enough to use your energy?"

Hanba's mouth skills are better than his hands skills, and he is short and weak when poking him. Brother Lu heard his veins jumping, and when he accidentally got emotional, he dodged the big move with the seal of the fallen immortal on his forehead.With a flash of sword light, the whole room was split into two, Han Yan narrowly avoided a blow, saw his house collapsed, and said "Damn!" Han Yan raised a white flag and jumped to his feet: "My tomb!!! Deer you Stop now!!!"

"Can we talk this time?" After a big destruction, Brother Lu felt relieved when he saw Han Yan holding up the white flag. Sitting on the remaining sofa, he felt that we could chat this time. Be cruel~ I'm going to die and you still want to dig my grave..." Brother Lu couldn't help but flashed his sword again, this hag is really mean-spirited.

"Don't, don't, don't!" Han Yan really begged for mercy this time, Brother Lu scared away all the ghosts and ghosts in the bar with a sword, and if he continued, he might not be able to do business well.

"Fellow Daoist, why don't you use some real skills to fight?" Han Yan kept his hand to test him from the beginning to the end. Brother Lu was frustrated in this battle, and finally one of the fighters became motivated to fight, but the opponent shamelessly surrendered , Brother Lu became more and more aggrieved.

"No, no, no, come, Xiao Lu read to me, peace, unity and friendship..." It was Brother Lu who responded to Han Yan with another sword.

Hanba: "..." I can't help but play, this aspect is exactly the same as Qingxiao.

Spreading his hands, Han Yan sat across from Brother Lu: "You said you were at Zhenxian Pagoda as soon as you woke up? The one who jumped to the immortal platform was you Xiaolu?" The seal of the fallen immortal on Brother Lu's forehead was still there, and Han Yan could clearly see it. , touched his chin and exclaimed: "Fallen Immortal~"

What happened to the fallen fairy?Thinking that Baimei was also very surprised at the beginning, Brother Lu asked.

"According to our modern times, fallen immortals can enforce the law on behalf of the heavens, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas," Han Yan lit up his arms with a look of lingering fear: "Fortunately, I was lucky not to be hacked by you, you Just rubbing this sword can make Lao Tzu lose his skin."

Obviously you hid by yourself, Brother Lu thought, and asked Han Yan why this fallen fairy can enforce the law on behalf of the sky.

"The name of the 81 thunder calamities is 'Jingxian', also known as 'Jianxian'. There is still a breath under the thunder calamity, which means the approval of heaven." Immortal seal means that Heaven has issued you a city management license, and you can fly and manage the sky and the earth..." At the end, he added another sentence: "As long as you can control it~" If you are too weak and get killed by others, you can do it yourself What happened~

So Heavenly Dao should have let him dance on purpose. Brother Lu understood the matter, but he still couldn't figure it out: "Where is Qingxiao?"

"Don't look at me, I don't know," Han Yan shook his head and spread his hands.The ghost knows what happened in the sky. First, the Zhenxian Pagoda fell 300 years ago, and then there was news that Qing Xiao had jumped to the Zhanxian Tower. I will also pay attention to Emperor Qingxiao who jumped to Zhanxiantai.Now that I think about it, it was Xiaolu who escaped from the Zhenxian Pagoda and jumped to Zhanxiantai 300 years ago, so the question is, what about Qingxiao who was suppressed under the Zhenxian Pagoda?

As a result, Brother Lu didn't understand anything today, only one thing, Qing Xiao is an unspeakable figure in the cultivation world.According to Hanba, Qing Xiao is the kind of bigwigs who try their best to erase their existence but because he is too awesome, he has become an unspeakable legend.As for what Qing Xiao had done, Han Yan sighed sadly at the tomb where he could look up at the starry sky, and begged him to see him off.

Brother Lu: "..." So this zombie boss just digs a hole and doesn't care to bury it?They all aroused curiosity but didn't explain why Qing Xiao couldn't speak, Brother Lu wanted to draw his sword again.

"That one?" The Taizhen Sect has a long history, and as a direct disciple Yun Qianxun really knows a lot of legends in the cultivation world, when Brother Lu asked about Qing Xiao, his complexion changed, and he answered seriously: " I heard that the one who proved the Dao of Killing, killed thousands of immortals with one sword in a big battle, which made all the immortals terrified, and what was even more unnatural was that he killed his teacher and wife."

So why did Tiandao want him to be Qingxiao's substitute?Hearing the story in it, Brother Lu wanted to explore it, but before that, Brother Lu encountered another incident. Teacher Zhou applied for his student status at Phoenix Middle School.

"I originally wanted you, Xiaolu, to be in the first grade of junior high school, but thinking about it, you are still easy to talk to at your age?" Teacher Zhou bought a bunch of tutorial books and came back. She was worried that Brother Lu would lose his memory and forget what he knew, and she planned to help Lu Brother reported to the training class.Wu Jinyan, who came back, was overjoyed by this incident, and asked Brother Lu with a smile if he really wanted to go to school.

"Little deer, are you several hundred years old? Are you really going to go to school pretending to be tender?" Wu Jinyan often only comes back after a few days when he is doing errands and soul-hunting missions. This time he came back to find out that his parents had created an identity for Brother Lu. He even registered him for the school, Wu Jinyan watched the excitement and floated around the room, from time to time, he would come to Brother Lu and ask him if he was really going?

Seeing the registration paper marked Class 12 ([-]), knowing that Yun Qianxun was also in this class, Brother Lu suspected that it was the Dao of Heaven and a ghost, so he nodded in agreement, without any impatience.He still likes to experience the world occasionally, provided that there is no way of heaven to make trouble.

Hearing that Brother Lu accepted Teacher Zhou was very happy, worrying about Brother Lu's future grades, he specially selected a few test papers for Brother Lu to try. As a result, all the students got full marks in this test, Teacher Zhou was stunned.

"Xiaolu, you are actually a top student?" When Mr. Zhou came back with the corrected test paper, Wu Jinyan floated aside. Seeing these three perfect marks, his eyes were straightened, and his face was in disbelief: "I believe in Chinese, you How could you be so good at mathematics and science?" You, a cultivator in a fantasy world, actually got full marks in science, which makes a group of ordinary students feel so embarrassed!Wu Jinyan felt the black humor.

"Wouldn't it be enough to read the book once?" Brother Lu raised his eyes, not understanding why Wu Jinyan was so surprised, isn't it just a few simple questions?

Wu Jinyan: "..." I suddenly felt the contempt from the god of learning!

"So all of you cultivators are so good?" Wu Jinyan asked.

"No, no, no, no! We are very afraid of the exam!" The Doudou milk tea shop is next to Fenghuang Middle School. Doudou, who had heard Brother Lu's grades this day, also asked this question. Mo Yaoyao raised a strong objection on the table, Yun Chihiro nodded.Both of them belong to the scientific scum type, the literary scumbags, barely follow the progress, the life goal of mathematics, physics and chemistry is the passing line, knowing that Brother Lu can get full marks in the exam, these two look incredible.

"I can't even pass the test of an antique-level fairy..." Mo Yaoyao suddenly felt the call to study hard. She, a new immortal cultivator in modern society, couldn't even pass the test of a hundred-year-old fairy, how embarrassing!

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Tiandao: I will not take this blame!

2333 Tiandao hasn’t done anything for a long time, this time it’s Yang Bo who did it~ But Brother Lu thought it was all Tiandao~