chaste dog

And it did.

When Kong Yu was dazed by the kiss, he suddenly remembered Plato's saying that people in love are poets.

But then, Lao Lin's animal nature overwhelmed his poetic nature—Kong Yu was pressed on the cooking table, and ten centimeters away from him was the plate of pickled melon that was just about to be served on the table.

Only then did Kong Yu remember that his cold noodles were still on the table.

"I—I haven't eaten—"

Lao Lin pressed up and bit his lip: "Soon, don't go in."

Kong Yu's pajama pants were stripped off, his upturned buttocks were pressed against his white underwear, and he was pushed and squeezed by Lao Lin's desire.He admitted that it was a sweet torture, and if his stomach was filled with food, maybe there would be only sweetness left, and there would be no torture since then.

"I regret it, I should have gotten up earlier."

The student Lao Lin turned against the guest, and taught the love tutor Kong Yu a lesson with a whip.

On the way, Kong Yu was taken out by Lao Lin to eat the bowl of cold noodles.It's a pity that he couldn't eat well either. Seeing Lao Lin walking around him half-naked, he couldn't help the desire to throw him down.

After all, as long as his eyes move down an inch, he likes the black mamba.

Before taking off Lao Lin's pants, Kong Yu took a picture of Lao Lin's half-naked back and posted it on Moments.

There is such a sentence written on Moments: Boyfriend = lunch.

Kong Yu's WeChat account exploded.

Different from Yin Mo’s jealous, curious and probing messages when he announced his marriage, Kong Yu’s WeChat is full of questions: “Konggou, have you gone to the sea to make a movie?”

Kong Yu and Lao Lin rolled the sheets comfortably once and sent them to work. They lay on the bed and opened WeChat. The group of cronies and friends in the past didn't give him that chance.

Kong Yu was about to explode.

Hupenggouyou don’t think it’s a big deal, after the phrase “lunch brought by boyfriend” in Confucian Moments, the suffix of avi is added.

Kong Yu said angrily: "What the hell did you realize it was a film???"

"A muscular man in overalls! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't say it was calcium tablets!"

"It's still at the table!"

"Your hungry thighs are exposed, Konggou."

"Gouzi, don't lie to me. Such a clear photo is definitely not taken by you with shaking hands. Where did you hire a photographer?"

"..."

Kong Yu couldn't refute, and was so angry that he ran to Yin Mo and scolded those bad friends.

"Is it easy for me to show my affection? Is it easy?"

Yin Mo turned on the computer to help Kong Yu take pictures, and at the same time had a video chat with him. He also had an ipad to zoom in on the photo taken by Kong Yu.

"Didn't you buy clothes for Lao Lin yesterday? Why is he wearing these migrant pants again today? He's only three seconds handsome."

Kong Yu is now a dynamite bag, and it explodes as soon as he pokes it: "What's wrong with migrant workers' pants, wearing migrant workers' pants is also a heavenly thing."

"...Wait, it wasn't you who first laughed at Lao Lin's clothing?"

Kong Yu said: "My boyfriend is my face, and if I want to laugh at it, I can only laugh at it."

"..."

Yin Mo helped Kong Yu P finish the last piece of love on his ID card, thinking, Kong Yu is done.

In the past, I didn’t know which tutor was always teaching people to fall in love. I wrote small papers in the circle of friends every day, "How to Improve EQ for People in Love", and "Beauty in the Eye of the Beholder is the Prelude to the Abyss". Now it seems that, Among Kong Yu’s circle of friends, the one who needs to read these articles the most is actually himself.

Yin Mo recalled that Kong Yu tried his best to teach him how to fall in love in the past, and all kinds of examples persuaded himself not to be obsessed with Zhou Yuyi, but to stay rational is ridiculous.

This smile happened to be seen by Kong Yu.

Kong Yu was not happy: "Why are you laughing again?"

Yin Mo said: "What's wrong with me smiling? I didn't laugh at you again."

Kong Yu said: "Anyway, you can't laugh at Lao Lin. If you laugh, we will break up our friendship."

Yin Mo said: "Hey, dog, you forget your friends when you see sex, didn't you block me last time, why are we still chatting now?"

Kong Yu became angry and hung up the video, and after a while, he connected again.

"Is my picture fixed?"

Kong Yu was really in trouble.

After sending all the pictures to him, Yin Mo's circle of friends was swiped.From Lao Lin's formal attire to work clothes to the love picture of the two people's ID cards, Kong Yu, who was ignited with vanity, became a show-off maniac overnight, wishing to hang Lao Lin's photo on every friend in the circle of friends under the eyelids.

It was only then that the fox friends realized that although the photo of Kong Yu was so imaginative, it was definitely not a GV.

There is a high school classmate of Kong Yu, who started a ten-year-long friendship with Kong Yu after failing to compete with Kong Yu for the Chinese class representative. This frustrated poet is not only good at picking accurate nicknames, He also has a pair of eyes that are good at spotting doubts.

The Green Tea Dog is his masterpiece.

The old classmate of the poet asked, why did Kong Yu become green tea for a few days, and then was put on a double green hat, and then suddenly settled on a non-mother boy friend, who was uncharacteristically showing off his affection.

"It's all suffocating."

All the fox friends think so. After all, the name of Kong Yu, a single dog, was spread from the group. Now that he has made a Tiancai boyfriend, this is to climb from the bottom of the chain of contempt to the top.

Yin Mo was called out by his friends for afternoon tea, and by the way, he told them a piece of gossip as an authoritative person.

"My mother asked a Thai master to tell Konggou's fortune. Konggou and I complained sadly about how to deal with the relationship with Lao Lin that day. After seeing this message, he was enlightened."

"What did the master say?"

"The master said that Konggou had a bloody disaster, and that Lao Lin was reborn from blood."

The fox friends and dog friends were all stunned: "The dog just heard this, and then decided to be with Lao Lin?"

Yin Mo said: "That's right, he said that he would lead Lao Lin to be reborn from blood."

Hu Penggou friends said: "Why do I hear these two words so unlucky?"

Yin Mo smiled lewdly: "You don't understand this, Konggou has already solved it, ten drops of blood for one drop of essence..."

The eyes of a group of homosexuals almost turned red with envy.

Only the poet's old classmate doubted: "The disaster of blood and light is to be exhausted by the superior? The rebirth from the blood is to take Lao Lin to take a protein bath? Why do I feel that his understanding is always wrong?"

The poet also said: "He loved to do reading comprehension when he was in high school. In Lu Xun's article, one is a jujube tree and the other is a jujube tree. He can understand that Lu Xun didn't want two jujube trees at home, so he used them and returned them. I even wrote an article about it and published it in the school newspaper.”

"... No wonder Konggou likes to write small papers in the circle of friends so much."

Yin Mo pondered for a while and said, "You're right. Konggou seems to have misunderstood and misunderstood. The exquisite rich second generation is still on his signature."

"No, he changed it at noon."

"Changed to what?"

"Exquisite and happy rich second generation."

"..."

The fox friends discussed it for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion that Kong Yu is a big yellow dog who loves to do reading comprehension.

Kong Yu didn't know that his friends had defined him in this way. He was immersed in his own cognitive world, and using this as a guide, he fell into the gentleness of a straight man, sinking deeper and deeper.

A few days ago, Kong Yu was worried that the two people had different living habits in various aspects, and there would definitely be friction at that time. Now it seems that this worry is completely unnecessary. After all, Lao Lin favors him most of the time and spoils him. Maybe there are some ways. It was rather special, but Kong Yu felt that the matter would be resolved if both of them took a step back.

Mother Kong thought so too.On the day when Kong Yu officially brought Lao Lin home, he invited a whole family of relatives and friends, all of whom looked happy to marry their son.

Kong's mother said to Kong Yu's aunt: "I just said that Xiaoyu used to be a fool. I don't know his character. He is impatient and lazy. How can those little girl-like boys be coaxed? Xiaolin is better. Mature and stable, able to hold him down."

Kong Yu's aunt said: "I think it's good too. He's tall, handsome, and down-to-earth. His uncle fell in love with Xiao Lin the first time he saw him."

Mother Kong smiled happily: "That is."

Mother Kong's aunt asked: "I've been here for a while, right? Why didn't I get any news before? I was thinking of a little word to introduce my boyfriend."

Kong's mother said: "Don't talk about it, he was not fooling around a while ago, hanging on to Xiaolin and wanted to find his ex-boyfriend, so I told him, you have eaten more than 40 chickens from other people's house, no matter what Tell others that it is not."

"... More than 40 chickens??" Kong Yu's aunt was puzzled, "Isn't he engaged in business and engineering? Why is he raising chickens again?"

Mother Kong gave a thumbs up: "Xiao Lin was born in a Gaozhi art family. He is different from us. Raising chickens is not called raising chickens, but cultivating sentiment."

Kong Yu happened to pass by the living room.

The first thing that got into his ears was "eating more than 40 other chickens", and then Kong's mother praised Lao Lin unreservedly - he has lived for more than [-] years, why has he never heard such a compliment from his mother? over him?

"Mom." Kong Yu said sourly, "When did I eat more than 40 chickens from his family?"

Kong's mother said: "I haven't counted the ducks that Xiaolin sent back last time."

After speaking, he turned his head and patted Aunt Kong Yu's hand: "I still have some here. I'll bring you a few later. Native ducks, the stewed soup is very good."

"..."

Kong Yu's nephew rushed over from the restaurant. He wanted to grab Kong Yu's butt secretly before sneaking out to play, but he couldn't move his feet when he heard that there were ducks here.

"Grandma, why didn't I see the duck?"

"It's all in the freezer."