mad at me

My name is Yuan Hao, I am a good boy who loves life

I'm shy in bed with my husband now, don't get me wrong, I'm a straight man, a big straight man! !As for why I have a husband, it all starts with a swearing

I think I might have forgotten to read the almanac when I went out that day. If I knew that I would meet the little bully Wen Ye, I would not go out if I was killed. Before I met him, I always thought that I was the little bully. I didn’t expect this There are still people in the world who are more domineering than me, but this guy scolded me for complaining to his brother? excuseme?

That day, I stepped on to catch the subway with the spirit that I am a hardworking bee and I will never be late. You know, the subway, the rush hour, it must be so crowded that your mother doesn’t even know you, As a result, squeezed and squeezed, suddenly a little white face jumped out, grabbed my hand and started talking.Guess what he said?Hey!He said I touched him? ?I'm a good straight man!I was not happy

"What are you talking about, you little boy, slandering someone blindly, I don't have such a hobby, okay?!" To be reasonable, he is really not my type, I like big soft girls.

"Bah, yes, you're not a badass, you can't be white just like that, it's just you, it's not who you are next to me!" His voice was not low at all, and the people next to me started to look at me blankly up

"Brother, can you be reasonable? I'm not interested in you. I like women! Even if I like men, I don't love children! Besides, whichever eye you see is me next to you. This car is full of people. OK?"

"It's just you!" The little boy blushed when he saw that everyone around him was looking at him, but he still insisted on looking at me with a super fierce expression. How could the child raised by this family be so unreasonable and super fierce? of.Later when I found out about his family, hey, why do you think your little prince is squeezing the subway!Did the horoscope tell you that you will find fault with your sister-in-law today! ?

I am really convinced, experience tells me that there is no reason to talk to the little boy

I'm ready to go, get off?It doesn’t exist, and it’s hard to squeeze in and have to go to work. Of course, go to another car, far away from this little boy

As a result, I just took two steps, hey, this little boy actually pulled me and refused to let me go, at that time, my temper came up

"I hate your brother!!" Based on the principle that the ancestors are not as bad as the ancestors, of course I can only start scolding from the close relatives, whether he has or not.

As a result, the little boy was stunned when I finished speaking, then looked at me sullenly, and asked me how did I know he had an older brother?

God!I really don't know!I just scolded nonsense, if I knew he had an older brother, I wouldn't have scolded him, I would have scolded his sister, especially his next behavior made me regret scolding his brother, this little Wangba waits for me Go!

I saw Xiao Wangba holding me with one hand and taking out the phone with the other. He took out the phone and pressed one, and started "Hello, brother, it's me, Nono"

I wondered if this little Wang Ba had made a mistake, and called to complain?Also sue my brother and grandpa?Fuck me

"I told you that I caught a gangster on the subway, no, he molested me, wait, he still knows you, it doesn't look simple"

I am very simple!I guessed!

"How to deal with it? Take it to the Dragon Hall? That's right! Brother! He also said that he wants sex! You say it's hateful! You can go directly to the punishment hall!"

Fuck, did you make a mistake?Longtang punishment hall?You are filming

Facts have proved that he didn't film. Of course, I was late for work for the first time. I was very angry because I was late for half a day and was marked as absent from work by the supervisor. What absenteeism?I'm just a few hours late okay!unreasonable, very angry

What am I doing these days? I'm being tortured!

The author has something to say: Nono’s super fierceness can refer to the little lion’s super fierceness