I wanted to be a boss, I finally got my wish [Comprehensive]

"Now I give you two choices, either tell me your background, or I will beat you up and force you to tell it, which one do you choose?"

"..."

Facing Saiki Hiiragi's serious looking eyes, Osamu Dazai knew very well that he was not joking.

After struggling for a second between the painful leak and the easy leak, Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and spread his hands lazily: "I hate pain, I know, I will tell you."

His sense of time and affairs made Qi Muhiira slightly raise his eyebrows, although people with cunning minds almost always choose things that are beneficial to them, but in other words, this is also a sign of cowardice.An upright person like Saiki Hiiragi faintly hated this type of person in his heart, and became irritable again.

"Say."

"I just want to ask Nakahara Nakaya some questions, and I don't have any other ideas." Osamu Dazai stroked the broken hair on his forehead with his hand, and the sticky bandage soaked in blood made him uncomfortable: "When he was the leader of the sheep organization, we have dealt with him for a long time. This time I heard that he left Yokohama suddenly and disbanded the organization. I found it a little strange, so I came to investigate."

Although he concealed the truth of the matter, Dazai Osamu's lines also carried a bit of truth. This kind of half-truth and half-false intelligence is the best way to contain the enemy. He is good at controlling people's hearts and uses it very skillfully.

Hearing this, a flash of light quickly flashed in Saiki Hiiragi's mind.When he was bored, he would occasionally ask Zhongye about the sheep, and the biggest enemy or threat of the sheep was the port mafia living next door, which was the culprit who made him suffer so much that day.

"Sheep just disbanded like this. I'm afraid the group of mafia guys will find it strange, and maybe they will come to investigate."

Zhongyuan Zhong also mentioned this matter casually, but he didn't expect it to become a prophecy.

Therefore, Saigi Hiiragi tentatively asked, "Are you from the port mafia?"

"Oh." Osamu Dazai blinked his beautiful eyes and looked at him with a look of surprise: "I didn't expect you to guess right... Could it be that even your IQ is underestimated?"

There is no doubt that the words of rubbing his IQ on the ground made Saiki Hiiragi furious, and without saying a word, he grabbed Dazai's head with one hand, almost pulling his head off with such force: "I see you Is it impatient to live, do you want me to give you a ride now, ah?!"

"It hurts, it hurts..." Osamu Dazai complained with puffed cheeks, his brown eyes were full of resentment, and he glanced at him: "Violence is not good, haven't I already told you the information, liar. "

When the expressionless boy suddenly showed such a soft and cute expression, the contrast is enough to make any woman feel tempted, but in the eyes of the straight boy Saiki Hiiragi, it is not fart.

But since he promised Dazai to obtain information, he would not beat him up, no matter how angry Saiki Hiiragi was, he would not actually do it.

He snorted angrily, pulled out his belt, held it in his hand and slapped the ground vigorously.

"Turn your back on me, don't make small moves, or your ass will explode, I hate you mafia the most. Hey, move quickly!"

The sharp crackling sound of the belt being drawn on the ground added to the terrifying aura. Osamu Dazai silently glanced at the belt in his hand, then turned his back obediently, and put his hands behind his back.

Feeling that the boy behind him was trying hard to bind his wrist with a belt, but the movement was not professional, so that it took a certain amount of time, Dazai Osamu's eyes moved slightly, and suddenly asked: "What are you going to do with me? "

"Shut up!" Saiki Hiiragi's tone was very rough, and he didn't want to answer him.

But in Qi Muzhen's heart, he already has a preliminary plan. Since this person has found out here and knows his relationship with Chuya, he can't let him go back. The most reasonable way is to tie him up. Go to Chuya's apartment and let Chuya handle it.

While thinking about it, he swiftly bound Dazai's wrists. However, he had only tried to tie people with ropes before, and it was the first time to use a belt, so he was not used to it.

After dawdling for a while, he hadn't completely tied up Dazai, but the hostility in his heart became more and more obvious.

"Hiss..." At this time, the silent Dazai suddenly took a deep breath, and said aggrieved as if complaining: "Don't push so hard, my wrists are all worn out."

Saiki Hiiragi took a closer look, and sure enough, he saw traces of bloodstains on Dazai's wrist intertwined with the fair skin, which looked extremely terrifying.

"Tsk, why are you so weak, what a man?"

Saiki Hiiragi snorted impatiently, but the hand holding the belt became lighter and lighter, and Dazai Osamu didn't care about his belittling at all, and kept muttering "a little more down" and "a little bit to the side" ''Yes, do not move'.

Saiki Hiiragi frowned, and stopped at a position where Dazai felt comfortable. Before he rolled his eyes and continued to tie him up, the figure in front of him suddenly squatted down and slammed down on Dazai with his soft hair. The position of the jaw hit.

"Well!"

The hard skull made Saiki Hiiragi's chin sore, and the close-range impact also made his eyes go black, and the palms holding the belt loosened naturally.

And taking advantage of this opportunity, Dazai Osamu pulled off the belt skillfully and quickly, and after retreating a certain distance, he gave Saiki Hiiragi a cunning and smiling expression: "Thank you for your help, goodbye~"

That hateful smile was the last scene that Qiki Hiiragi came into view. Qiki Hiiragi felt dizzy for a while, he subconsciously supported the building beside him, closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, It wasn't until the body relaxed for a long time that he finally stood up slowly.

Afterwards, he glanced at the empty surroundings, and couldn't help kicking the wall angrily.

Hold!Got tricked!

And being played by a weak chicken who has no power to restrain the chicken, this feeling is really uncomfortable!

However, even though Saiki Hiiragi really wanted to catch up with him and punch him twice to relieve the hatred in his heart, he didn't know where the boy was going. Reckless chasing would only waste time. Why not take this opportunity to tell Nakahara Chuya about the matter and figure out a way to deal with it together? He can do it.

"Absolutely kill him, that cunning bastard!" Qi Muhira angrily hammered the wall next to him with his fist, the faint pain from his palm made his brain clearer, his chest heaved violently a few times, he Only then did he finally take out a piece of bubble gum and put it in his mouth. While feeling the moisture of the sugar, he walked slowly towards the house.

Afraid of being followed by Dazai, Saiki Hiiragi purposely turned around a few times near his home, and then used Saiki Kusuo's mind-reading skills to ascertain the voices around him, and finally returned home after finding that there was no problem.

But when he was going to use his mobile phone to convey the matter to Chuya Zhongyuan, he suddenly found that the mobile phone in his pocket had disappeared!

Saiki Hiiragi opened his eyes wide, looking at his empty palm, a little unbelievable.

First of all, with his acuity, it is almost impossible for anyone to get close, let alone those weak chickens, punks and thieves.

Secondly, his notoriety has been spread in a radius of ten miles. Anyone who dares to take aim at his personal belongings is tantamount to courting death. He will beat all the threats to the ground, so there will be no fools to trouble him.

So according to the statistics of these two points, the only guy who can steal his mobile phone is the mafia who has been in close contact with him!

When he ran away, he even took his mobile phone?

Heh, heh heh heh...you really are so courageous.

He hasn't met such a deadly opponent for a long time, it really... makes him very excited!

Sitting on the sofa, Saiki Kusuo happened to hear his second brother's terrifying heartfelt voice, and couldn't help raising his eyes to look at him, only to meet the creepy smile that was smiling wickedly.

Yay, the other party is really talented to make Hiiragi look like this.

Saiki Kusuo thought that it had nothing to do with him.

But soon, he was once again involved by his brother as a tool man.

"Kusuo! Use clairvoyance to find the guy who stole my phone!"

Qi Muhira's eyes were burning with raging anger, and the corners of his lips widened further and further: "If you let him run away again, my surname will not be Qi Mu!"

……

At the same time, Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on a big rock in the uninhabited park, was resting his chin in one hand and flipping through Saigi Hiiragi's phone boredly with the other.

After opening the contacts, five lonely contacts suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Jia, Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kongsuke, Nakahara Chuya, Black Mist... Well, there are really no new contacts. Just by looking at them, you can understand how lonely the holder is and has no friends.

Osamu Dazai thought about it in every possible way, and opened the email of Chuya Nakahara, scanning and absorbing the key information at a glance.

It's a pity that almost all the emails are written in clean and neat nonsense, such as where to meet today and so on. Other than that, I can only understand that the owner of the phone is called Hiiragi, and I contacted Saiki who was in the address book Dazai's surname, a name vaguely emerged in Dazai's mind.

Without any more relevant information, Osamu Dazai had no choice but to give up and continue to explore the mobile phone. He suddenly dialed the number of Chuya Nakahara with his fingertips, and casually picked up the mobile phone and put it to his ear.

After a short call, the boy's voice sounded from the other end of the phone, with a slight sense of excitement, as if he was very happy that he could make a call.

"I didn't expect you to contact me when I was in school, Hiiragi. What's the matter?"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows slightly. He had only seen Nakahara Nakaya's dangerous expression showing his minions without hesitation in the photos. The appearance on the other side of the phone at this moment was as relaxed and happy as a boy of this age, which was not the same as his impression. Does not match.

Sure enough, the relationship between these two people is very good.

This is good, so that his plan can continue to be implemented.

"Yo, it's Nakahara Chuya, right." Osamu Dazai showed a smooth smile, and said in a mischievous tone, "I finally found you."

"..." After a few seconds of silence, the voice of the person on the other end of the phone finally sank, with a strong sense of vigilance: "Who are you? This is Hiiragi's cell phone, what did you do to him ?!"

"Want to know?" Dazai Osamu deliberately said: "If you want to know, come to Bingsheng Park to find me, I will wait for you for 15 minutes, if you don't show up within 15 minutes, I can't guarantee what will happen to your friend oh."

"You!" Nakahara Chuya's breath stagnated. It seemed that this threat had really hit his pain point, but soon, his mood calmed down, and he said again: "It is impossible for Hiiragi to be caught so easily. Listen to his voice if I believe in it."

Oh?Not so stupid.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, and made a preliminary judgment on Chuya Nakahara's character, but he was a little too clever to deal with him.

"I'm not begging you, what right do you have to order me, Nakahara Chuya." Dazai Osamu's tone was sweet and murderous: "Port Mafia, I don't think you just left Yokohama Just forget about us, I'm only waiting for you for 15 minutes, that's all."

After that, he hung up the phone neatly, smiling like a cat stealing fish.

The port mafia, just these few words, can make the Central Plains Zhong also come here impatiently.

Then the next... is the trump card for life.

He took out his mobile phone again and called Mori Ogai.As soon as Osamu Dazai hung up the call, he was keenly aware of a murderous aura moving towards him. He quickly glanced at the watch on his wrist. It was less than 5 minutes, so it should not be Nakahara Chuya.

And when he saw the person coming, Dazai Osamu couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"This really scared me." Osamu Dazai blinked, looking at the blond boy who was glaring at him angrily: "Did you notice it so quickly?"

According to his deduction, Qi Muhiiragi would find out that his phone was missing after returning home, and then search for his location immediately after that, and it would be at least half an hour later when he was actually found in the park.But now the time has been shortened by half of what he planned.

Eh... Could it be that something unexpected happened that greatly shortened this period of time?

Osamu Dazai thought with interest.

And the facts are similar to what he deduced, except that Saiki Hiiragi has a buggy younger brother!

Using clairvoyance to lock Saiki Hiiragi's cell phone, and using teleportation to teleport Saiki Hiiragi near the park, after making sure that everything is normal, Saiki Kusuo restrained his breath and activated his transparent personality.

Saiki Hiiragi thought that his younger brother had already left, so he didn't have to resist the desire to beat up that nasty mafia in order to set a good example for his younger brother, and quickly ran towards Dazai's position.

Then he saw the mobile phone in Dazai Osamu's hand at a glance.

"Yo." The most disgusting thing is that when the culprit saw him, he greeted him with a smile, just like the most ordinary friend.

Qi Muzhen raised his brows and eyes sharply, stared at his face without blinking, and sneered: "Long time no see, thief, I didn't expect you to steal my mobile phone in the chaos, you are so brave .”

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head with a smile, and his expression was extremely innocent: "Yeah~ I don't know why this phone is in my hand, it's really strange."

"Don't admit it?" Qi Muzhen frowned fiercely, only feeling that there seemed to be a depression burning in his heart: "Then I will beat you until you admit it, and then return the phone to me obediently!"

"No need." Dazai Osamu suddenly jumped off the rock, still maintaining that cute expression, and then handed the phone to him: "I'll return it to you."

Qi Muhiira, who was about to force him to give it back to him, said, "..."

He lowered his eyes in a daze to look at the familiar mobile phone in his hand, and was a little blindfolded for a moment.

Wait, this strategy seems wrong!

Then why am I still beating people up? !

The author has something to say: Saiki Hiiragi who was played around by Dazai.

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