I wanted to be a boss, I finally got my wish [Comprehensive]

Armed Detective Agency.

The detective group established to deal with dangerous affairs that cannot rely on the army or the police is called Yokohama. Surviving in the gap between the world of day and the world of night, the armed group at dusk, most of its members have individuality.

Saiki Hiiragi, who originally thought it was just an ordinary detective agency, was a little surprised after hearing Kunikida Doppo's introduction.

Because their detective agency is oriented toward dangerous affairs, Hiiragi Saiki, who was hunted down by the port mafia, happened to be the target they accepted.

In the detective agency, there are only two people present at the moment, one is a 17-year-old youth named Tanizaki Junichiro, the other is a mature woman in her 20s, and Yosano Akiko.

"What a cute child." Yosano Akiko, who was wearing a butterfly hairpin on her head, immediately showed an interested smile after seeing Saiki Hiiragi's face.

For some reason, after seeing her smile, Saiki Hiiragi suddenly shivered.

"This is a member of our club. If you are injured, you can find her." Kunikida Doppo served a cup of tea for Saiki Hiiragi, and added lightly: "But you must be prepared to be in pain."

……

Feeling colder now.

"...No need." Qi Muhiira hurriedly moved aside on guard: "I'm fine now."

"Do you have any difficulties and need help?" Tanizaki Junichiro, who was about his age, showed a gentle smile.

Probably because they are about the same age, Junichiro Tanizaki has a good impression of Osaki Hiiragi.

The feeling of being surrounded by a group of people is very strange. Qi Muzhen felt that it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he nodded calmly and said: "Please lend me the phone, I want my family to pick me up."

"I just need to borrow your phone number?" Kunikida Doppo raised his eyebrows in surprise. Seeing Saiki Hiiragi standing downstairs in a daze, he thought that the other party had some important problem, but he didn't expect to get this Answer.

"Yes." Saiki Hiiragi nodded, no matter where he was, his younger brother Kusuo would come to pick him up in person, and all the difficulties would be solved with just one phone call.

Seeing what he said was firm, Kunikida Doppo naturally took out the mobile phone and handed it to him. There was no substantive work content, so the few people present sighed boredly. It seemed that they hadn't received the commission for a long time, and their health Almost rusty.

"Ah, it's so boring." Yosano Akiko leaned lazily on the seat and sighed to Tianchang: "What are other people doing, do they have tasks?"

"How is that possible." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses calmly: "I don't know where to fool around, especially that guy Dazai...huh."

His tone was full of dissatisfaction, causing Saigi Hiiragi, who was skillfully dialing the number, to pause slightly.

Dazai?

Could it be that Osamu Dazai of the Port Mafia?

Just as he was thinking wildly, the phone was connected, Saiki Hiiragi's eyes lit up, and he was about to speak, but the expected familiar voice did not come, only a cold notification tone.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is an empty number..."

Empty number? ?

Saiki Hiiragi was really surprised this time, he checked the number he dialed repeatedly, and there was nothing wrong with it.

But this is impossible, how could the number they had used for more than ten years be replaced without his knowledge!

Kunikida Doppo's leisurely and noisy voice of complaining about Dazai was heard all the time, Saiki Hiiragi frowned, an ominous premonition appeared in his mind, he clenched his fists subconsciously, and looked towards Kunikida Doppo: "... ...The Dazai you are talking about, could it be Dazai Osamu?"

"Eh?" Kunikida Doppo was startled: "That's him, you know him?"

Oh, so it is.

The corner of Qi Muhiiragi's lips twitched into a sarcastic smile: "Not only do we know each other, but we are also very familiar."

As soon as the words fell, he threw the mobile phone in his hand to the ground, and quickly jumped to the side to avoid it.

Because things happened so suddenly, Kunikida Doppo and the other three didn't react well, so when the mobile phone exploded suddenly when it touched the ground, the three of them were half a beat behind, although they tried their best to escape, But also suffered some scratches.

When the smoke dissipated, the sofas and tables that had been used to receive guests had already been turned into tatters, exuding an unpleasant smell of scorching.

"Ahem." Tanizaki Junichiro hid behind the table, coughing dryly and fanning the dust around: "...What, what happened?"

Kunikida Doppo shouted at Saiki Hiiragi in disbelief: "Hey, what do you mean! Are you an enemy!"

It never occurred to him that the boy who was brought back with a moment of soft-heartedness would attack them with vengeance. Could it be that he fell into the trick of the port mafia? !

And Qi Muhiiragi was standing near the door, staring at them coldly with a pair of sharp eyes, naturally holding a small vase in his hand, which might be thrown out at any time.

"The enemy is you, right? Hey, I was almost deceived by you." He smashed his tongue angrily, his eyes showing deep vigilance: "Approaching me in the name of a detective agency really has your despicable style. Ah, the port mafia."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Kunikida Doppo frowned suspiciously: "We are members of the Armed Detective Agency, how could it be the Mafia!"

"Don't lie to me!" Saiki Hiiragi waved his arm and slammed the vase in his hand: "I have already said Dazai Osamu's name, and I can't get through to the phone number. No matter how I think it is you Teaming up to lie to me!"

Seeing the powerful explosion of the things he threw with their own eyes, the three members of the detective agency did not dare to fight recklessly, and hurriedly hid behind their desks to avoid danger.

Their personalities can also be considered strong, so it is impossible to let others suppress and beat them.

Yosano Akiko was furious, and immediately raised her three-meter-long sword angrily: "This little brat who doesn't listen to people's words, I will treat her well."

"There must be some misunderstanding." Tanizaki Junichiro hesitated: "As long as we make it clear, we don't need to fight."

"Idiot, does he look like he can communicate?" Yosano Akiko glared at him, "You need to rely on force to conquer, hey, it's rare that he has a cute face, but his character is not cute at all. "

"It's true, if he continues to attack like this, our detective agency will be on the verge of bankruptcy again. There have been few work commissions recently." Kunikida Doppo stared at the messy environment around him, and sighed extremely tiredly: "First put Tie him up."

"Tanizaki! Use your fine snow and try not to hurt him."

Tanizaki stroked his hair, knowing that this was the gentlest way, so he had no choice but to agree hesitantly.

So under Tanizaki's wonderful illusion, Saiki Hiiragi, who was exposed to such a terrifying personality for the first time, was careless for a while, but was caught by Kunikida Doppo's handcuffs, and the precise capture was successful.

Naturally, Saiki Hiiragi didn't pay attention to the handcuffs, but because of the threat of Tanizaki's illusion, he had to act as if he couldn't break free, secretly looking for an opportunity to leave.

You can't underestimate the enemy, and you can't underestimate the people here. There are a lot of people in the port mafia. If there is no specific way to escape, he can't act rashly.

Saiki Hiiragi let Kunikida Doppo take out a piece of rope to tie him firmly to the chair, he quickly searched the surrounding environment from the corner of his eye, and his mind was also running at the same time.

But Kunikida Doppo didn't lock him up any further, instead he casually took a chair and sat in front of him, looked straight into his eyes and pushed down his glasses.

"I'm sorry for using such a crude method, but there is no more suitable solution than this."

"Hmph." Qi Muhiira glared at him viciously, and turned his head away.

Fortunately, he thought that this was a good person who could help him, but he was deceived by the other party in the end. It was really embarrassing.

Seeing his uncooperative appearance, Kunikida Doppo was even more tired, he tried his best to soften his tone, and said insinuatingly: "I think you misunderstood something..."

"Huh? There's no need to say that kind of excuse." Saiki Hiiragi snorted coldly: "Osamu Dazai's name popped up, you still want to explain, do you think I'm stupid?"

"So what happened to Dazai, does he have any grudge against you?" Kunikida Doppo asked tentatively.

Saiki Hiiragi replied blankly: "Send someone to destroy my organization, tie me up, and point a gun at me to kill me. Does this count as revenge?"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

It looks like there is not only enmity, but also blood feud!

"Besides, isn't this what happened last week!" Qi Muzhen looked at him with the eyes of scumbags: "Your port mafia really has a good memory, or is it because we are not worthy of your memory? live?"

"Last week? The Mafia?" Kunikida Doppo vaguely felt that their thinking was not on the same line: "Let's just say that we are an armed detective agency, which is completely opposite to the Mafia, and Osamu Dazai stayed in the Here, there is no time to kidnap you, have you admitted the wrong person?"

After putting forward this point of view, Kunikida Doppo felt more and more that this was correct, because Dazai was obviously a member of the Armed Detective Agency, and his actions were completely different from what Saigi Hiiragi said. Probably, he was a person with the same name and surname.

"Admit the wrong person?" However, there was sarcasm in Qi Muhiiragi's eyes: "I'm talking about that crazy black hair with natural curly hair, a smiling face, who likes to commit suicide and wear bandages!"

"..."

Kunikida Doppo compared it silently, and found that it easily matched the figure in his memory.

He couldn't figure it out, since what Saiki Hiiragi was really talking about was Dazai, why there was so much sense of disobedience.

He was worrying, but there were light footsteps approaching outside the door, and before his body could fully walk in, he heard his relaxed voice: "Ah, I seem to hear someone saying that he likes to commit suicide and wants to go with me Martyrdom?"

"Bastard Dazai!" Kunikida became angry when he heard it: "You are the only one who likes to commit suicide, come here, and solve the problems you caused yourself!"

Regardless of the familiar voice or the unscrupulous tone, Saigi Hiiragi's pupils constricted. He knew that Osamu Dazai's personality would be nullified. If he was controlled by the other party, he would have no possibility of escaping!

Saiki Hiiragi didn't care about being cautious, and immediately touched the handcuffs on his wrists with his fingertips, and in an instant, his wrists lightened suddenly.

At this time, Dazai had already entered the room completely, his khaki coat was shaking with his figure, he was slightly taken aback when he saw the scene of the bombed and tattered room, and then, the athletic young man leaped from mid-air He got up and stretched out his palm to pinch his throat.

Osamu Dazai almost reflexively wanted to attack the person who came, but when he met the person's eyes, his raised palm froze on the spot. At the same time, Qi Mu, who had already accurately grabbed his neck, Hiiragi was also stunned.

He stared at the young man in front of him... No, the young man in his 20s had a blank mind.

This face was both familiar and unfamiliar to him.

If time went back about five years, he could easily tell from the slightly curly black hair, brown eyes and the flirtatious smile on his lips that this person was Osamu Dazai of the Port Mafia.

But now, looking at that face that already exudes mature charm... he fell into a dazed expression.

This...is, is Osamu Dazai, right? !

Wait, isn't Osamu Dazai the same age as him? Who is this man who seems to be in his 20s? !

Osamu Dazai's brother? ?

"... Hiiragi?"

While he was in a daze, Dazai Osamu who was opposite him also called out his name in a daze, also in an unbelievable state.

"Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo widened his eyes in surprise when Saiki Hiiragi broke free from the handcuffs easily, and when he noticed that Dazai's lifeblood easily fell into Saiki Hiiragi's palm, his heart skipped a beat.

Oops.

Hearing that Saiki Hiiragi said so much about his grievances with Dazai, he could almost imagine how Saiki Hiiragi wanted to take Dazai's life directly.

Although he is a hopeless suicidal maniac, Dazai is his most suitable partner, and he must not be allowed to die!

Kunikida Doppo immediately shouted at Tanizaki Junichiro who hadn't reacted yet: "Tanizaki, use Miyuki!"

Tanizaki ordered, and raised his hand nervously, aiming at Saiki Hiiragi.

However, at this moment, Osamu Dazai, who was supposed to have his life at stake, eagerly made a gesture to stop Tanizaki. He stared at the black-haired boy in front of him without blinking, and suddenly stretched out his right hand to gently stroke the other's cheek. right face.

"You..." He opened his lips in confusion, and whispered softly, "Are you...really..."

Saiki Hiiragi is also in a life of doubt at this time, and he is a little slow to react to his actions.

Afterwards, he saw Osamu Dazai's hand suddenly tightly pinched his cheek, and twisted it hard.

The unexpected stabbing pain made Qi Muhiiragi's eyes twitch: "Huh?!"

Osamu Dazai pulled his cheek hard, complaining expressionlessly: "Are you a ghost? I didn't expect that I would be able to see a ghost one day, but this feels really human."

"..."

The tense atmosphere at the scene suddenly relaxed, Kunikida Doppo watched Dazai Osamu's grinning gesture, and directly twitched the corners of his mouth.

Does this bastard dare to be more considerate? ?

The infinitely magnified pain on his cheek made Qi Muhiiragi's forehead burst into blue veins, and he knocked off the hand that was doing anything wrong with a slap: "You bastard...do you think your life is too long!!"

His fingers pinching Osamu Dazai's neck tightened threateningly, but Osamu Dazai didn't seem to respond at all, just watched him silently, and then suddenly showed a small smile.

"This feeling... as expected, it's Hiiragi."

It was a nostalgic and warm smile, a smile that would never appear in Saiki Hiiragi's memory.

"...It's me." Saiki Hiiragi narrowed his eyes, "Then who are you?"

"It's Osamu Dazai." Dazai smiled and rolled his eyes.

"The Osamu Dazai I know is the same age as me." Saiki Hiiragi looked at him unhappily: "No matter how you look at it, you must be in your 20s!"

"That's right." Osamu Dazai still smiled in that relaxed tone, "Because I am 21-year-old Osamu Dazai."

Saiki Hiiragi was startled.

"So you came to the world five years later, Hiiragi."

Looking at Dazai Osamu's smiling eyebrows, Saiki Hiiragi stood still for a long time, and his mind suddenly became confused.

Five years later... what the hell? !

how is this possible? ?

What happened to him? ?

"Well, I'm afraid you won't be able to digest so much from the beginning." Osamu Dazai easily grabbed the arm of Saiki Hiiragi who was in a daze, and took him to the chair in the middle with a relaxed expression. "Let's sit down and have a good talk, ah~ It's been a long time since I saw such a cute Hiiragi face."

Qi Muhiira didn't realize his suddenly aggravated tone, but just grabbed his sleeve in shock: "Wait, what you said is true? Or are you still lying to me?"

"Cheat you?" Osamu Dazai closed his eyes leisurely, and said with a straight face: "Do you think I made this appearance to deceive you? Think too highly of me."

Saiki Hiiragi: "..."

makes sense.

Turn yourself into what you will be in five years, there will be no other person in this world except Kusuo.

Kusuo will not be bored enough to design a special plan for him... and the time that was originally night has turned into daytime...

Could it be...he really traveled to five years later? ?

"But..." Qi Muzhen clenched his head tightly, his brain was overloaded: "How could I come to five years later for no reason, this is impossible!"

Similarly, Kunikida Doppo and the others couldn't understand what Osamu Dazai said, and they all listened attentively to Dazai's explanation.

"Nothing is impossible." Osamu Dazai replied with a smile: "The heir of the Mafia Bovino family has a secret weapon called the Ten Years Bazooka. If you are hit by it, you can exchange it with yourself ten years later for 5 minutes. Maybe you came five years later because of a bug."

"...The Povino family??" Saiki Hiiragi didn't understand what he was talking about at all, and shook his head in confusion: "I don't know." "Well, in order for you to understand, let's change the wording." Dazai Ignoring Saiki Hiiragi's eyes that were gnashing his teeth with hatred, Ji stretched out a finger: "The heir of the Povino family is named Rambo, and he is also a cadre under the Vongola Mafia Sawada Tsunayoshi. Ten years old, understand."

A flash of light flashed in Saiki Hiiragi's mind. Before crossing, he did hear Sawada Tsunayoshi call that kid dressed as a cow, Rambo, and he was also enveloped by some kind of machine. Could it be... the future he encountered? Everything is Sawada Tsunayoshi's fault? !

Saiki Hiiragi's resentment was immediately transferred to Sawada Tsunayoshi, he took a deep breath, and forced himself to calm down: "...for 5 minutes, I exchanged with myself ten years later, and I came to five years later , and the detention time has exceeded at least half an hour..."

"So there is a bug, probably." Osamu Dazai spread his hands without worrying at all.

Saiki Hiiragi let out another breath, and almost scolded Tsuna in his heart: "I understand, so how should I go back?"

"Ok?"

Osamu Dazai showed a puzzled smile: "How do I know."

Saiki Hiiragi: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "I haven't used a bazooka for ten years. This knowledge is just hearsay."

Saiki Hiiragi: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "So you are ready to stay in the future for the rest of your life, Hiiragi~"

Saiki Hiiragi: "..."

No, isn't it? ! ! !

The author has something to say: Although I have traveled to the world five years later, the only people I will meet are Chuya Nakahara, Tsunayoshi Sawada and Kusuo.